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being rick’s doll
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#𓂃⊹ ִֶָ 𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊#rick and morty#rnm#r n m#rick & morty#rick sanchez x you#rickfucker#rick sanchez x y/n#rick sanchez x self insert#rick sanchez x reader#rick x y/n#rick x reader#rick x you#rick sanchez
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GOD I;M OBSESSED WITH THIS SCENE
and every other scene in this ep (especially with rick) BUT STILL
GOD I LOVE HIS DRUNKEN BABBLE.. . . HE'S SO PATHETIC FVDDFJGL ANDD THE JUXTAPOSITION BETWEEN SOBER(ER) RICK ELEOQUENTLY READING THE ADVENTURE NOTES VERSUS. THE ABSOLUTE DRUNKEN INFANTILIZED MESS WE GET IN THE VERY NEXT CLIP. ITS FDdfjH ENOUGH TO FHDKLFVJMAKE MY [REDACTED] [REDACTEd]
this is all I wanted ...and it's only one single clip. GAWD....
...Also heh, here's the YouTube version! :3
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#i like to imagine this clip could be from during the months when he was trying to get over the whole avenged wife thing haha#rick and morty#rick sanchez#morty smith#rickfending your mort#rick and morty season 7#video#rick and morty videos#my post#western bacon cheeseburger#burger#carl jr and hardees#rickkisser#rickfucker#rick and morty season 7 spoilers#WAN' GO WESTERN BACON. MMORTY WESTERN BACON NOW!!!#youtube#adventure notes#morty's adventure cards#late night western#the observer#cosmic rock#drunk rick#drunk#sleeping rick#slurring words#drunken babble#helpless#fucked up boi#WHAT THE FUCK?
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im never not thinking about rick fagging it up at the simpsons residence
#i want this man to ruin my life#he's sosososososo pretty im insane#rick and morty#rick sanchez#morty smith#old man brainrot#rnm#r&m#rick & morty#rickfucker#rick fucker#my nonsense
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bro i need to sit in his boney ass lap
you and I both, anon
#pondart#pondasks#rick and morty#rick sanchez#rick and morty fanart#rick sanchez fanart#rick c137#rickfucker#RICK FUCKERS RISE UPPPP RAAHHHHHH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅#rick sanchez c137
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I see a lot of you bummed you missed season 7 and/or the marathon on Adult Swim last night, and since I've already been helping a few of you watch it, I've decided to put together a little something for everyone in the fandom on my Google Drive account! Merry Rickmas, all! 🫶
#Merry Rickmas#rick sanchez#rick and morty#season 7#rick sanchez x reader#sexy sanchez#morty smith#rickandmorty#rick and morty spoilers#ricksanchez#rick prime#rick and morty fandom#rick and morty season 7#rick c137#rickfucker#ricksexual#evil rick#young rick sanchez#Rick#rick & morty#evil morty#morty prime#summer smith#beth smith#jerry smith#space beth#unity#president curtis#helen wong#diane sanchez
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there are two sides of rick and morty.
ppl who think the most iconic quotes are "pickle rick," "szechuan sauce", "100 years rick and morty.
and the ones who think the most iconic quotes are "sapphic horse girls", "pompous autistic cadaver" and "neurotypical cooties"
#rick and morty#rick sanchez#rick n morty#r&m#rnm#rick c 137#rick c137#rick#old man alert#rickfucker#ram
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THE CRAYONS LOL
And you KNOW he asked for them
This man is responsible for the deaths of millions but he will damn sure color while he eats his waffles
#his hands 🥺#UGH#i love this baby man#rick and morty#rick sanchez#rick and morty comics#rickfucker#adorable
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? im foaming at the mouth help
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i think that rickbot and.memory rick shoukd have kissed sloppy style. make love not war
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my rendition of ricks world melting around him after killing rick prime
#rick c137#air force wong#unmortricken#birdperson#rick and morty#rickfucker#rick and#beth sanchez#rick and diane#rick sanchez#rnm spoilers#rick and morty fanart#r&m fanart#r&m#ram#artists on tumblr#art#artwork#fanart#rnm season 7#rnm fanart#rnm#digital art#digital illustration#digital drawing#the amazing digital circus#digital painting#digital aritst#digital fanart#digital sketch
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𐙚˙⋆.˚ 𝐋𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 ch.6
rick x reader x prime
tags: masturbation, lewd language, rick being kind of possessive/obsessed, pet names (baby, slut, sweetheart, baby girl), flashbacks of pussyjob, imagining face-fucking + degrading sex
notes: kisses go out to those ten rickfuckers who read my shit on here
wc: 1.7k
Rick Sanchez sat amidst the chaotic clutter of his garage, surrounded by an array of bizarre gadgets, half-finished experiments, and stacks of crumpled blueprints. His eyes, concealed behind thick-lensed spectacles, stared into the void as if peering through the fabric of reality itself. In this moment, the genius scientist is lost in the labyrinth of his own mind, where the boundaries between brilliance and madness blur with each passing thought. The faint hum of a nearby portal generator served as the only reminder of the extraordinary adventures that await beyond the confines of his makeshift laboratory.
With each exhale, Rick's mind drifted further into the abyss of contemplation. He lost control over himself in his family’s presence all over some girl he tried to fuck. Rick didn’t understand why you held so much power over him. Why he felt so drawn to you, desperate to claim you. Yet, he wanted to fingerfuck your small cunt at the dining table even though his family was present. He told you to be quiet and not make a sound but when he saw your flushed face, teary eyes and trembling legs he pulled his head back and acted as if he was pranking you. Yes, Rick was a dirty motherfucker, he loved sex and loved having sex – with men, women, aliens, planets. Why did he want you that badly?
As the hours slip away unnoticed, Rick remained ensconced in his sanctuary of solitude, oblivious to the passage of time. The faint glow of fluorescent lights cast elongated shadows across the cluttered space, adding to the surreal ambiance of introspection. He turned in his chair, facing your bed. The bed where you were squirming under him yesterday. His cock rubbing between your slit. He remembered how wet you were, your sweet moans, the way “sir” fell from your lips. You were so wet, needy, desperate for his cock.
“Fuck–fucking hell…”, Rick lowered his head, his eyes meeting a growing bulge in his pants. Just the memory of playing with your slutty pussy drove him crazy. Hungry. He had to do something now or he would devour you the next time his cock goes hard. Sighing he pulled his cock out, which sprung up, rock solid hard. He spread his legs wider, imagining you between his legs – tongue out, big eyes staring into his – as he wrapped his hand around his tip and started to jerk off.
His calloused hand felt rough against his length. He asked himself how soft yours would feel, how you would suck his cock in general. Would you jerk him off while putting his balls inside your mouth? Would you just cutely wrap your lips around his tip and bob your head a little? Or do you like it rough and want him to cockslap your face before he fucks your face like you’re his personal fucktoy? Drool dripping down your chin while tears stream down your face?
His hand moved faster. Fuck, he wanted you. At least once. Rick jerked his hips up, starting to thrust into his hand, wishing it was your cute mouth instead. He was close – so close. Drunk on excitement and pure lust. Rick wanted to bend you, chain you, tame you and fuck you in different ways, he wanted to make you cry. Rick wanted to see tears trickle down that beautiful, beautifully crafted face of yours.
Rick hips moved against his tightly closed fist, enveloped in immense pleasure. What was playing in his head was beyond degenerate. There are no rules in one's fantasy after all. Sneaking into your room late at night, licking your pussy to wake you up before using his fingers to stretch you out. Flipping you over on your stomach, ramming his cock inside your soaking cunt and fingering your ass to prep your other hole to be stuffed with his cock. You would beg for him to go slower and tell him how much you love his big cock at the same time. He would pull your hair, wrap his belt around your throat and pull on that too, he wanted to destroy you, ruin you, make you his little slut.
Rick lifted his backside up off of the chair, hand jerking rigidly as he spilt out onto the floor. He gave his cock a squeeze, imagining that it was your walls squeezing around him.
“Oh shit,” Rick hitched, eyes squeezing closed as all the images of you raced through his head.
“Good night, guys”, he could hear your voice.
“Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit”, Rick grabbed the next best thing on his desk – which happened to be a map of some sort – to cover his cum on the floor and stuffed his cock back into his pants before zipping them back up.
“…Can you please leave?”
You never quite understood why Rick had always found amusement in teasing and taunting you. His snide remarks and mocking gestures had become an unwelcome backdrop to your life. Your guard was up, your skepticism palpable as you prepared yourself for yet another round of ridicule. However, to your utter surprise…
“Nah, I want to make it up to you.”
Caught off guard by his unexpected sincerity, you felt a whirlwind of conflicting emotions swirling within you. You couldn't quite comprehend why Rick, the very person who had made your stay miserable, was now extending an olive branch.
“How?”, you found yourself grappling with a myriad of emotions ranging from disbelief to cautious optimism.
Ignoring your incredulous stare, Rick started a conversation with practiced ease, his confidence unwavering as he took a seat on the bed without invitation. Your irritation grew as you watched him, his presumptuousness grating on your nerves. His dominant posture seemed to dare you to challenge him, his smug expression daring you to defy him. Despite your growing frustration, you couldn't help but feel a begrudging fascination with his brazenness.
“Ever heard of interdimensional cable?”, he grinned and a beamer started since there was no tv in the garage.
As Rick continued to speak, your initial anger began to give way to a reluctant curiosity. There was something undeniably captivating about his commanding presence, a magnetic allure that you couldn't quite shake. Despite yourself, you found your attention drawn to him, his confident demeanor holding you captive.
“Interdimensional cable? Like tv?”, you slowly made your way over to Rick and sat down next to him, leaving a little bit of space between you two.
Rick's eyes were glued to your face. Those innocent eyes full of curiosity that looked up at him. How would your gaze change when he rammed his cock into your mouth? If you knew what he had done here just seconds before? What he was imagining while he fucked his hand. Would you be disgusted or would you surrender to him?
“Interdimensional cable, y/n, it's like regular cable, but with an infinite number of channels from an infinite number of dimensions. You see, every conceivable possibility, every bizarre scenario, every outrageous show you can imagine exists out there in the vast multiverse”, Rick began his rant, “It's a cosmic smorgasbord of entertainment, where the laws of physics take a backseat to pure, unadulterated creativity. Want to watch a sitcom where intelligent hamsters rule the world? Done. How about a cooking show hosted by a sentient toaster? Easy. Interdimensional cable offers a window into the infinite possibilities of existence, baby, and let me tell you, it's one wild ride you won't want to miss.”
A soft blush crept across your cheeks as you heard him call you baby but you didn’t interrupt him. It was kind of cute, his rambling about alien cable, how happy he was to explain it to you. He seemed nothing like the Rick who was rubbing his hard cock between your soaked lips.
“Hm, alright, I’m intrigued.”
“I promise you won't regret it.”
As you settle in side by side, Rick can't help but notice the subtle shift in your demeanor. Your initial skepticism gives way to genuine interest as you delve into the mind-bending array of shows and channels. With each bizarre program you watch, you find yourselves inching closer, your bodies unconsciously gravitating towards one another. In the dim glow of the beamer, Rick can feel the heat radiating off your skin, a palpable tension hanging in the air between you. As you share laughs and gasps at the absurdity unfolding before you, Rick can't shake the feeling of desire that courses through him.
Sheepishly he reaches out, his arm now resting on your back, his hand on your shoulder, pulling you closer. Silently you rest your head on his chest. Absolute Silence. Neither one of you dared to talk. You were simply enjoying those weird channels and each other's presence. Something in your mind suddenly switched.
“I know this channel…”, it was a mere whisper yet Rick’s eyes grew wide, “I watched this channel before?”
“What–?! Wait– Don’t fall asleep now!”
Before you knew it, exhaustion caught up to you, your eyelids growing heavy as you lean against Rick's chest. In the hazy warmth of the garage, you feel a sense of peace wash over you as you surrender to sleep. Even though you weren’t even a tiny bit sleepy before you realized that you knew the channel which was currently playing. You could hear Rick calling after you faintly.
As your eyelids flutter open, you find yourself engulfed in a sea of blinding white. Confusion clouded your mind as you struggle to make sense of your surroundings. This pristine, sterile space seems to stretch endlessly in every direction, devoid of any discernible features. Panic begins to rise within your chest as you questioned whether you’re trapped within the confines of a dream. Every surface is a blank canvas, reflecting an ethereal glow that seems to emanate from nowhere and everywhere all at once. Your senses reel as you tentatively reached out, your fingertips grazing the smooth, featureless walls that enclosed you. With each passing moment, the disorienting realization sinks in that this is no ordinary dream.
“There you are, sweetheart.”
Warm hands grabbing your shoulders forced you to turn around and there he is, Rick, but not really Rick. He looked younger – way younger – more grayish skin than other version of Rick, as well as more dull-colored hair in a "nondescript" haircut.
“Who the fuck are you?”
“I’m your Rick, baby, and we need to talk.”
#𓂃⊹ ִֶָ 𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊#rick and morty#rnm#r&m#rick sanchez#rick sanchez x y/n#rick sanchez x you#rick sanchez x reader#rick x y/n#rick x reader#rick x you#rickfucker
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OH M YGO D HE SNORES LIKE A FUCKING RACCOON HELP ME
#my post#rick and morty season 7 spoilers#rickfending your mort#IT'S A PERFECT LOOP GUYS JUST PERFECT FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASSURE HFJDSKDFDL;#rick and morty season 7#rick and morty#rick sanchez#rickkisser#rickfucker#rick and morty videos#morty smith#pickpocketing#video#AHHHHGFH I LOOVE HIIIIMMM HELP MEEEE MY HEAAARTT FHHSHFDJKS'V#CRAZYYYY FERALLL RAHHH#sleeping rick#drunk rick#drunk#funny#silly#sleeping#sleepy#snoring#growling#growl#FAVE#flashing
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this part of rick's character design
reblog. you agree.
stills yoinked from @rickandmortyscreenshots
#im so normal about that old man that im drooling over his shirt peeking out from the sleeve of his labcoat#the little bit of space where the sleeve hangs down#his dainty little wrists#i feel like a very sheltered young man in the 1930s who cant figure out why he's developing these weird little obsessions over his professo#watching very intently as dr sanchez dusts off the chalkboard lol#rick and morty#rick sanchez#old man brainrot#rick & morty#rnm#r&m#fr i could make so many posts about weirdly specific rick things that make me feral#rickfucker#rick fucker#my nonsense
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The old man IS the therapy. if you ask me, i didn’t do it enough
#what i NEED is Rick#he’s like my emotional support old man#take him away and i shrivel up and die#the rickfuckers understand#we need that man terribly#rickfucker#rick sanchez
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Obsessed with this sweet little move by (virtual) Diane
-and the loving embrace from Rick 💗😭
#legit I've HC myself nuzzling him like this to cheer him up#and get frisky😅#wagging my tail#rick sanchez#rick and morty#rick and morty spoilers#sexy sanchez#season 7#rick sanchez x reader#rickandmorty#ricksanchez#rick and morty fandom#rick and morty season 7#rick and morty thoughts#rick c137#rickfucker#rickkisser#ricksexual#dianesanchez#rick and diane#diane sanchez#sexy diane#fear no mort#se7e10#rick
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ily rick and morty fanartists who draw rick in a cunty turtleneck like god intended
#rick sanchez#rick and morty#rick n morty#r&m#rnm#rick c 137#rick c137#old man alert#rick#rickfucker#ram
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