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lilywastaken · 1 year

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⇝ LOVE LANGUAGES !

CC!DreamWasTaken, CC!Sapnap, CC!GeorgeNotFound, CC!Wilbur Soot x GN!Reader.

SUMMARY: CCs and their love languages <3.

WARNINGS: SFW! Fluff, Fluff, Fluff and fluff.

A/N: I'm alive!! Very late valentine's post, but classes and homeworks have been crazy :(( anyways, I hope these are good!! Please don't forget to reblog/comment if you enjoy the post, it helps a lot!! Thank you for reading! <333 If you see any mistakes, do not hesitate to let me know, please!!!

MASTERLIST.

DREAM.

Physical touch — Dream thrives on your touch, whether it be a quick caress to his hand or one of his long required cuddle sessions. He loves the feeling of your skin on his (he's a bit touch starved, a global pandemic and being a faceless YouTuber will do that to you.), and will take any opportunity given to hold your hand when he walks along with you or sneak up behind you to press your body against his.

Due to him not using a cam on his streams, he sometimes asks (more like demands) you to pull up a chair next to him just so he can just feel you next to him, your hands playing absentmindedly with his free one, playing with his rings and slowly making your way onto his lap, where you have a better view of his monitors and an easier way to press kisses onto his freckled cheeks.

Words of affirmation — Much like any other person, Dream enjoys the simple reassurance that his partner appreciates him, a small "I love you." will cause him to shut down immediately. He as well is very vocal when it comes to his love for you, complimenting you on the daily and expressing how much you mean to him even when you've just woken up and you're pretty sure you're comparable to the girl from The Ring, but to him, you're breathtaking whenever and however.

He also likes the small moments you both spend at night in bed just whispering how much you love each other, soft giggles and the wet sounds of kisses resonating around the bedroom.

Dream's very fond of sending you short and sweet messages at random times of the day, even when you're a few inches away from him, he'll start giggling like a schoolgirl as he watches you read over his sappy message.

Quality time — He has a lot of free time on his hands when he's not working on content, and he prefers to spend it with you and his friends, going out to restaurants and just walking around, enjoying the time he can now spend outside without worrying about anyone recognising him.

Dream likes eating out with you a lot, before his face reveal dates consisted of whatever take out was available and some shitty movie Sapnap had chosen before falling asleep on the sofa. But now they consist of some fancy restaurant of his choosing and holding your hand over the table, thumb rubbing over your knuckles and talking about whatever.

Receiving/giving gifts — Dream LOVES spoiling you. I mean, have you seen how he acts with George? He's an unofficial sugar daddy for you both. He sees your eyes linger on some piece of jewellery or an item of clothing he thinks would look amazing on you, expect for it to appear in a little box or a bag on your bed the next day. He also goes all out on Valentine's Day, booking a table for two at a fancy restaurant and gets you a single rose, since he knows it's more meaningful than an extravagant bouquet of flowers (Don't let him fool you, he's given you many bouquets before.), and some small present he knows you'll love.

Like any other person, he likes receiving gifts, and can always count on you to get him something he will love, like a little teddy bear with a Sooners jersey one with his name on the back.

Acts of service — Although he's not very good at it, Dream does enjoy cooking for you at times, and although he does try and make the end product look fancy, you can always tell that it's box Mac and cheese or some fancy ramen he got out of a packet, but it's the thought that counts. He also is very keen on cleaning for you when he's over at your flat, he likes helping on mundane chores like washing and drying the dishes or lifting up furniture so you can reach those pesky corners full of dust.

SAPNAP.

Physical touch — Sap is very big on physical touch, he enjoys being close to you in any way he can, brushing his hand against the small of your back when he walks past you in the hallway, melting in your arms when you come behind him while he's on his computer and hugging him from behind, he lives for your affection.

He's also very cuddly during your down time together, needing to have you in his arms whenever he's sitting or lying down on the sofa and subconsciously gravitating towards your own body during nighttime, hands grabbing at your waist to pull you into his warmth.

Words of affirmation — I don't see Sapnap really being in touch with his emotions until further into your relationship, so at the beginning, you'd have to be the one to initiate that type of communication with him, but he won't actively confirm his feelings until a few months into your relationship.

Once he's comfortable, he will spend hours at a time just lying in bed with you murmuring about how much he cares for you, loves you, appreciates you being with him.

He's the kind of person to ignore any previous texts you've sent him just to send out an "I love you" text and go back to ignoring you.

He does really enjoy being reassured about your love for him as well, please cup his face in your hands and tell him how much you love him.

Quality time — Sapnap spends a lot of his time playing video games, we know that, so he doesn't really get much one on one time with you that isn't hanging out on a discord call together or having you perched up on his lap doing your own thing while he shouts obscenities at the other players.

So when you two get your time together, he makes the best of it, taking you to ridiculous places you'd never have gone to before, fancy restaurants that would inevitably end up giving you food poisoning, or just lying with you on the sofa watching a movie until George comes in and ruins it.

He honestly doesn't really care what you two do in your spare time, having your hand in his and listening to your ramble on about anything is enough for him, no matter the place or time.

Receiving/giving gifts — Sometimes, just for shits and giggles, Sapnap just buys your entire wishlist and watches your reaction when tons of boxes arrive at your porch, laughing and snickering as you run after him to chastise him for using up so much money on you.

But he doesn't care, he has money for a reason, and he likes the sparkle in your eye whenever he gives you something or he accepts some gift from you, he just enjoys spoiling you AND being spoiled.

Acts of service — When it comes to him, it's the little things. Standing in the corner of the kitchen waiting for you to ask him to cut or peel something, holding the Christmas decoration box while another hand lays on your back making sure you don't fall as you hang baubles on the tree, washing the dishes and cleaning up the kitchen after you make a meal for the both of you, brining you snacks or a proper meal when you're working… Just small things that show his affection towards you.

GEORGENOTFOUND.

Physical touch — George is not that big on physical touch, but he won't actively run away from it when presented with a hug or a kiss from you. He's not the type of person to initiate touch out of the blue, he's the type to take it slow and move towards a nice cuddle session while taking it easy.

But when you finally get him to yourself, know that he will be putty in your hands almost immediately, head slotted in your chest and eyes drooping closed, your warm touch and soft kisses and reassurance enough to send this man to sleep.

He's also the type to roll his eyes or groan out in disgust whenever you kiss him in public or in front of his friends, but secretly gets nervous and giddy whenever he sees you lean in to press your lips to his or move your hand to grasp his.

Words of affirmation — George isn't really good at expressing his emotions, but he does show them through other ways like his actions. That doesn't mean he won't ever say "I love you" or tell you how much he appreciates you, it's just very rare for him to actually find the words and way to express them to you.

He finds it easier to communicate those kinds of things through text, so expect a few messages written in such a way that are able to rival those 16th century love letters randomly sent throughout the day.

Quality time — George doesn't spend much time streaming (as we all know) so he's got quite a lot of time on his hands to spend with his friends and you, whether it's just sitting next to you while you work doing his own thing or actively going out on a date or staying inside to play a game together ( he always loses but makes you think that he did on purpose ).

Also please be the one to organise dates, because although George does reservate date nights at nice restaurants or clear his schedule to take you somewhere, he will forget. You'll be in the middle of a cuddle session with him, half watching the movie, half focusing on your boyfriend's pretty face when he suddenly jumps in place, eyes wide as he shouts about a reservation he just remembered. But he tries, at least. He won't always forget your reservations, but there will be a few moments where he does act like a dumbass.

Receiving/giving gifts — This man likes being spoiled, that's a given. See how happy he gets when Dream just takes out his credit card unasked? He's a prince who loves to be spoiled by his partner. So don't hesitate to get him something, even if it's a small thing like a scarf or a piece of jewellery you think would look good on him, he will take it and appreciate it a whole lot, even if it's the most useless thing in the world, he'll love it. It came from you, one of the people he loves the most and will treasure it as if it's the crown jewels themselves.

Acts of service — He's quite lazy sometimes, but that doesn't mean he won't do anything for you. As stated before, he doesn't really show his love through words, so his actions are the way to show his appreciation for you. He does chores for you around the house, the dishes, cleaning up any dirty laundry he can find strewn across the floor, cooking any random shit he can find and trying his best to make it look appetising for you, etc.

But apart from those mundane chores, he also does more little things like Sapnap: helping you with your makeup or hair or clothes, trailing after you while you cook waiting to help, instantly taking over whatever task you're working on whenever you need a break, making sure you're week hydrated and rested when you spend more time than usual in front of a screen.

WILBUR SOOT.

Physical touch — Wilburs a very touchy person as he's confirmed himself, always finding his hand wrapping around yours or resting on your shoulders, pulling your back to his chest so he can rest his chin on the crown of your head, enjoying how flustered you get whenever he pulls that kind of shit in public or around your friends.

He immediately gravitates towards you whenever you're both in the same place/room, his eyes finding yours and sending you a flashing smile before scurrying towards you just to press himself to your side, hand running over your back and busying himself with drawing on your skin; or if you're facing away from him when he finds you, he'll grab your waist from behind and watch you scream out of shock before hitting his chest, snickering as he pulls you into his arms.

Words of affirmation — Wilbur is a fucking poet when it comes to his love for you, spending hours at a time at his desk writing sickengly sweet verses in his little notebook about you and how fucking in love he is, leaving his notes around the house just so you'll pick them up and read through them, smiling brightly whenever you bring them back to him and ask him about it. He's very open with his love, whispering soft "I love you"s into your ear at random times of the day, strumming idly in his guitar and trying to find some type of melody that fits in with all the beautiful words he's written about you. Also expect lots of compliments through text as well, a "you look breathtaking today" sent when he's across the room from you, a goofy smile on his face as he watches you read it.

Quality time — It's the little things for Wil, like the feeling of lifting you in his arms and peppering kisses across your face the moment after a concert ends, adrenaline rushing through his veins making him more brave than usual; taking you out to bars and pubs with your friends just so you both can curl into one of the leather sofas and sip your drinks together; sitting on your bed while you scroll through your laptop as he strums on his guitar, singing softly to you or asking for your opinion on whatever riff he just came up with.

You don't really get much one-on-one dates. Let me explain. Wilbur tries his best to get a nice restaurant reservation, and when he finally gets a table, he's waiting for you to show up with a bright smile and a positive outlook on the evening, only for you to end up arriving with Tommy or James somehow tagging along with Wilbur when he leaves the office. Doesn't mean you don't have a nice time, though.

Receiving/giving gifts — Wilburs not a big gift giver, so he doesn't really mind if you don't either, but he will appreciate it massively if you do. Get him a new guitar and his old one will be out of the window (not actually, he'd probably give it to Tommy or just mount it on the wall), or some new sweaters that look amazing on him and he'll just burn every other item of clothing he owns. He isn't one to never buy stuff for his s/o, though, you see something you like and don't think you have enough for it? He's waving his card in front of your face. Tommy comments on something he heard you say you wanted? It's showing up a few days later. Also does his best to go all out on holidays/birthdays.

Acts of service — Wil enjoys showering with you a lot. Like just rubbing in the shampoo into your hair and playing with your locks, then leaning down so you can do the same to him? Peak acts of service for him. Also making tea for you (or coffee, but his specialty is tea) and bringing it to you on a cold night, cooking some recipe he saw online and making sure it's perfectly done so you're able to stomach it, and just doing chores around the house while you work or are busy.

Also will melt if you do small things like change his guitar strings or clean his desk while you're at his office.

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tommyssupercoolblog · 23 days

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septicinnit is when u go out for dinner and get kicked out of the restaurant for being too loud

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moistcl1tikal-ao3 · 7 days

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*probably something along the lines of reader and charlie having a bet or something? or charlie going out without her and she gets called like he calls her in fuckleweek. regardless he's being pinned against a wall and groped and ruined.

anyway leaving it open for a week bc im gonna fail my classes if i start now. and maintagging bc fuck it . vote bitches . read my other stuff if ur new here btw

**i don't make the rules (i do and you should submit an idea because i will love you forever)

#mamas words of wisdom #moistcl1tikal #charlie slimecicle fanfiction #charlie slimecicle imagine #charlie slimecicle x you #charlie slimesicle x reader #charlie slimecicle smut #slmccl insta story #jschlatt x charlie slimecicle #ted nivison x charlie slimecicle #chuckleshipping #???is that their name. it is now.#mcyt rpf #youtube rpf

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traveling-at-the-speed-of-light · 28 days

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Mishaps (Tom Robinson (DapperMrTom)/Santiago Massa)

Title: Mishaps

Author: Crazy_Comet_97

Tagline: If only he knew how it came to this - both of them staring at eachother as bewildered as someone would be in this situation.

After all, it’s not every day you find your colleague arse up in a toilet after not attending work in person for almost 2 weeks, he supposed. Much less find that said colleague pregnant with your baby at the same time.

Word Count: 4,497

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54844345

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sugar-and-bryce · 1 month

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All About Me

Hi there! You can call me Puppy. 🐶 I‘be been on tumblr since 2012 with various accounts, but this is my main blog. I would love some moots to interact with, but DNI if you’re a minor.

-I’m 28 and just got my first “big girl job” at a corporation.

-I’m married and polyamorous with 2 long term partners. I’m also bisexual 💗💜💙

-I love Sanrio, YouTube RPF, comedy shows, Gravity Falls, anything with Martin Freeman in it, soup recipes, plushies, and crows/ravens.

-I have severe OCD and my tumble dash is focused on creating a space of all the things I love to help me cope.

-Hmu if you wanna geek out about your niche interests. Mine get pretty specific too.

#polyamory #gravity falls #martin freeman #YouTube rpf

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kurara-black-blog · 1 year

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Someone please tell YouTubers/Streamers that playing into shipping is a terrible idea. People with no common sense will gladly take it as a green light to try and get them involved into even the most NSFW bits of it with no regards for boundaries. The worse ones will try to "make their ship canon" by constantly trying to get "their ship together" and going as far as resorting to harassment (either of the parties of the ship or of their partners or both).

It'll never be "inoffensive". Leave the Fandom alone, or you will feed it until it makes you uncomfortable.

And, of course, if you're a shipper, leave the actual real people you're shipping out of it. You do not need their validation, you should not seek their validation, leave them alone, they are people, they are not the characters of them you made up in your mind.

#rpf #youtubers #YouTube rpf #streamer rpf #pro rpf #not so gentle reminder #pro fiction #real people fiction

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unhonest-iago · 1 year

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Holidays w/ Corpse Masterlist

I have a tendency to write holiday fics centering around Corpse Husband x Reader so here they all are complied in one spot.

Can all be found under # holidays w/ Corpse. They/them pronouns used for readers on all.

This is Halloween; x F! Reader; Corpse & Y/n celebrate Halloween w/ a night in & matching costumes

Mistletoe; x GN! Reader

My Pretty Little Galway Girl; x F! Reader; Corpse & Reader end up celebrating St. Patrick's Day together

Goth Bunny; x M! Reader; Corpse & Reader make Baphomet baskets

Sup Darth Vader; x GN! Reader; Y/n & their daughter Riley surprise Corpse w/ breakfast in bed for Father’s Day

Shanah Tovah; x GN! Reader; Corpse surprises y/n with some challah bread

#iago's series #completed series #corpse husband #streamers #youtube rpf #streaming rpf #rpf #holidays w/ corpse #holiday fics #offline tv

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attractedtopeoples · 4 months

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Jake Webber NSFW Headcanons

NSFW Alphabet

Tags/Warnings: mdni, smutty/suggestive stuff below the cut, don’t like don’t read, written with afab!reader in mind

Johnnie’s version here, Tara’s version here

A/N: hiya, im going insane should I do a Tara version???

Aftercare (what’re they like afterwards)

King of post-sex sleepy cuddles but will definitely make sure your cleaned up and comfortable before he falls asleep, his head is most definitely on your chest as he sleeps too btw.

Body part (favourite of their partners, favourite of their own)

With a afab Partner, their tits. I’m really not going to explain this one too much bc I think it’s obvious (my guy mentions them every second video) but yh.

And it’s a touch odd but he loves his lower stomach, mainly bc you always trace the stars and now he mainly relates that tattoo with those memories of you.

Cum (all things to do w/ cum)

Opposite of Johnnie, loves to make a mess on you. Your stomach, back, tit’s, face- doesn’t matter, he loves it all. He does love being able to ‘clean up’ your tits though (he gets to leave hickeys and lovebites on his favourite part of you, he loves that shit)

Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

Absolutely a sucker for your nails scratching the back of his neck, or down his back. A bit of a masochist in the sense that he likes small twinges of pain. small enough to not hurt badly- but enough to remind him of you whenever he traces them.

Experience (are they experienced? do they know what they’re doing? etc.)

I’d say average amount of experience, but doesn’t ever brag (other than silly jokes abt getting more bitches than Johnnie), however he has assets, and he knows how to use them, and he uses them well.

Favourite Position (Self-explanatory)

Definitely a sucker for you riding him (cowgirl), and loves to watch your tits bounce along with you.

After a bit he’ll lose patience and help you out a touch, pulling you down onto his chest or swapping positions so your legs are around his waist as he’s pinning you down.

Goofy (are they more serious or silly during the moment?)

Again I feel like a mix between both, but more of a lean into silly, and he loves to tease at the same time.

Hair (are they groomed, do they care if you’re groomed, does the carpet match the drapes, etc)

Doesn’t care if your shaved and doesn’t bother shaving unless you specifically ask him too, he simply doesn’t see the point in shaving- it’s just hair.

again, it’s a touch darker than his natural hair, but o her than that it does match.

Intimacy (are they romantic in the moment?)

He’s definitely the type to mutter love confessions into your neck- either as you cuddle or fuck- it doesn’t matter, he loves being so close to you and being able to be honest with you about his feelings- plus the ability to give you a few hickeys as he does is a bonus.

Jack Off (Masturbation headcanons)

Horny bastard, but he’s usually confident/comfortable enough to tell you so it’s rare that he jacks off, but it’s not entirely uncommon

maybe once/twice a week as a most/average

Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Face Sitting- loves to have you on his face, it’s quite simple. (He also loves your thighs, so win-win)

Praise- he likes to give and receive this one, but you’ll find it more common to receive this one after a good day, and giving it to him after a bad one

Bondage- rarely but he likes to have his hands tied together behind his back- not being allowed to touch you as a form of punishment- a truly cruel one bc he’s naturally a very touchy person, especially so in these moments.

Switch- he leans more towards dominance but is fine with subbing every now and then.

Location (preference in terms of place)

Does not care. At all. (That’s a lie, there are obviously some no-no’s but you get the point). He does prefer places where you can both be comfortable (mainly you)

Motivation (what turns them on)

You.

He’s such a simp it’s not funny (it is), and he’s so sensitive to touch as well, a truly incredible combo- especially if you feel like being a bit of a tease.

No (turn offs/hard no’s, what they won’t do)

Similar to Johnnie, nothing that he fees could seriously injure you, and definitely nothing where you’d be even slightly uncomfortable. He might try but he doesn’t really understand why. (No matter how much he jokes about Johnnie spanking him)

Oral (preference in giving/receiving, skill, etc)

A bit if both honestly, great at giving, and extremely careful not to hurt you when receiving. A very ‘in-the-middle’ guy when it comes to giving and receiving head.

Pace (what pace do they go at during sex)

He tends to do slightly above average speed, but always deeper- and sweet Jesus is he good at knowing what you want. Whether it be wanting more or less he is very observant and is usually able to adjust rather quickly to what you need/ask for.

Quickie (opinions on quickies)

Dislikes them, only because he likes the patience he can have as he kisses you and your body, borderline body worship every time because ‘that’s what you deserve’ (his words)

Again, wouldn’t say no but would simply prefer to wait until you guys could be alone and take your time with each other.

Risk (are they down to experiment? Do they take risks in their sex life?)

I think he is willing to try anything you ask, but otherwise would default to what he knows. And in terms of doing something in public, well he wouldn’t say no.

Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

This guy has some stamina, I’d say 3-4 rounds before he starts to tire out, but similar to Johnnie he’s very willing to give head if your not done.

Toys (do they own them? do they use them?)

I think he owns them, but hasn’t really used them on himself. If his partner wanted to use them on him- go for it, but he’s never found the need to use them himself. He is also fine with using them on his partner.

Unfair (do they like to tease?)

Definitely. This man might not be exceedingly patient, but in terms of this, he could tease/edge for hours before giving in to what you’re asking.

Volume (how loud are they? What sounds do they make, etc)

I feel like he isn’t overly loud, but not overly quiet either. It entirely depends on the situation and what’s going on. Definitely a groaner but I’m not really gonna describe sounds more than that.

Wild Card (random headcanon)

I loves when you trace his tattoo’s, both in the moment and outside of it, he loves watching your face as you focus on tracing each one.

X-Ray (what’s going on under the clothes)

7 inches, slightly leans to the right, no more explaining.

#E7D8C0 > #F2CFBE

Yearning (how high/low is their sex drive?)

Above Average, about 4+ a week, but if yours is higher or lower he adapts to it easily.

Zzz (how quick they fall asleep after)

He makes sure that your comfortable and all aftercare has been sorted out, but then the second he closes his eyes he’s out like a light.

#18+ mdni #mdni #lily’s thoughts #fandom: youtube rpf #I don’t know if there is a fandom name for these two #divider by cafekitsune #divider by animatedglittergraphics n more #divider by saradika #I use a few accounts for dividers #jake webber #jake webber smut #smut

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jovenshires · 2 months

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smoshblr valentine's exchange → damien & angela + nothing by bruno major for @waltzintheforest

happy valentine's day!! i hope you enjoy this lil mv i put together. i had so much fun making it; this is one of my favorite songs and it reminded me so much of them. <3

#damangela #shipping #rpf #damien #angela #video #video*#mine #i sent this to you via a youtube link as well but i just wanted a little fail safe to make sure you got it!!#im actually out at the time the exchange posts but this was queued in advance so. i hope you like it <33333

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tommyssupercoolblog · 17 days

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No one asked for this but I'm deranged

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foursaints · 14 days

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Saints, I saw your Necrophilia post and I have a fic recommendation for you if you are interested. It is not Rosekiller unfortunately, BUT, it’s arguably a much more fucked up pairing (it’s so good, I know it’s weird but just give it a chance!). It’s called read my eulogy by sassysquatch and it’s 100/10. It has this creepy little Harry who was forever changed by the killing curse and he is soooo your Evan coded. It has tons of Addams family vibes and makes Harry a necromancer. It is really such a well written fic if you’re looking for something unique and a little twisted. If it’s not your vibe that’s all good too! I just saw that post and thought of it immediately

oh wow!! i gave this a cursory once-over as soon as you sent this ask, and was instantly absorbed... thank you so so much for the rec! this is exactly my vibe and i will be reading for the 1-2 business days

#a #tbh my favorite fics are the ones where you can tell the author had a VISION & will twist canon any which way to execute it #one of the best fics i ever read was rpf for a video game YouTuber (who I did not watch) written circa 2013 #and it was an elaborately & beautifully constructed historically accurate western horror au. nothing to do with gaming whatsoever #in which one of the characters was a bounty hunter who wore a coat made out of human skin #and I think about it every day. how the FUCK do you get there from a guy who streams gta 5 or whatever

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psilactis · 7 months

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and to think I almost didn't watch kinnporsche because I thought it was some weird car racing RPF fandom

#I only knew of this show by getting notifications from authors I follow on ao3 posting about it 😭#From a website known for hosting so many hockey RPF I didn't doubt for a second this was a car racing fandom thing #Glad Youtube recommended me some shorts of kinn and Porsche fucking so I would know!!!#kinnporsche

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landoom · 8 months

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Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri take on Portrait Painting

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Where do I start?

Lando wearing the hoodie

"You look like a girl"

"You're beautiful"

Lando's obsession with Oscar hair.

Are you sure Lando used to DESIGN things?

Oscar having won an art contest

Oscar laugh sounding exactly like Lando's

Oscar’s obsession with Lando's goatee

Lando spilling the paint

The way they look at each other

These two are gonna kill me or fuck before the end of the season

#f1 #lando norris #formula 1 #mctwinks #mclaren #f1 rpf #landoscar #Youtube

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starshine-hockey-girl · 1 year

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Okay- I had a random thought for Sidney and Evie based on these pictures and this video-

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Warnings- This is mostly smut of the Sidney and Evie variety. Everything is consensual but there is Daddy/Baby Girl play as well as some mild degradation.

Can be read as a stand-alone but here is the first chapter of the series if you are so inclined.

Chapter One- Never Have I- https://starshine-hockey-girl.tumblr.com/post/658986447888695296/never-ever-have-

@cellythefloshie @pattiemac1 @penstxgal1968 @pensfan5871 @heatherloves87

Sidney carried the box containing the content of his locker into the house and placed it on the kitchen island. Evie was at the other end of the island seated next to Catherine's high chair as the infant ate her afternoon snack. She looked up with a smile, "Look CatCat, Papa's home."

Sidney did a little dance and jog to make his daughter laugh. He stopped behind Evie and wrapped his arms around her waist he showered her neck with kisses. Then moved over to Catherine and repeated the action. "Home to see my girls," he laughed. He looked up at Evie with a smile. "The two of you are stuck with me for the whole summer," he said with a laugh.

Evie caught the tone hidden beneath the words. "We can't wait, can we CatCat?" Evie said to her daughter, "All summer to play with Daddy. " Sidney's eyes flashed at her use of the name Daddy. Evie never referred to Sidney as Daddy when speaking to Catherine. Her subtle signal that was she open to their play made him smile.

The rest of the day was filled with wholesome family activities. They took a long walk around the neighborhood before dinner. They made a stop at the park where they pushed Catherine in the swing. The infant was so exhausted that she fell asleep within minutes of Evie's offer of her nightly nurse. Sidney took her from Evie's arms to put her down in her crib.

Evie went to change into something more comfortable as Sidney went to pour each of them a drink before their movie. When she returned later wearing only a jersey, he gave no thought to it as she snuggled next to him. When she slipped her leg over his as he searched for a movie to watch, he received her even less subtle message that she had no intention of watching a movie. She slid her hand under his shirt and rubbed small circles on his tummy. "Mmmmm, Daddy," she purred coyly.

"Baby Girl," he turned to kiss her, "You are being awfully bold today." His hand slipped under the jersey, cupped her breast while his thumb teased her nipple. "Go get ready to play," he instructed.

She kissed him deeply and murmured, "Whatever you want Daddy." She got up and deliberately walked in front of him toward the stairs. It was Sidney's first good look at the jersey she wore.

"Evie," he said loudly, "What in the fuck are you wearing?"

She turned around and smiled sweetly. On her petite frame, she wore the jersey that Sidney had brought home that afternoon. Her hand smoothed over the A patch that adorned the warmup jersey from Evgeni Malkin's one thousandth game. "I'm wearing the jersey you brought home for me," she said innocently, "It was so thoughtful of you."

"You know I didn't bring it for you to wear," he hissed.

"No?" she tilted her head, "No? Why did you bring it home then?"

"I am getting it framed to put downstairs," he huffed, "Not for you to wear."

"Hmmmm," she said, "I like it though. I only have your jerseys to wear. This one is nice. I like the A."

"You don't need any jerseys but mine. Take it off," he commanded, "Take it off now."

"Why? Don't you think it looks nice on me?" she teased. "You should take a picture of me and send it to Geno. I think he will like it."

"Are you out of your damn mind?" he shouted, "No way I am sending Geno a picture of you wearing nothing but his jersey." Evie pouted playfully. "Take the jersey off," he ordered.

Evie popped her right hip up and put her hands on her hips, "No."

"Take it off," he stood up, "Daddy won't tell you again."

She leveled her gaze at him and smirked, "Make me." He took a step towards her. She turned and ran into the kitchen. He followed behind her as she raced around the kitchen island and through the dining room. He backtracked through the living room and nearly caught her as she climbed the steps.

"Baby Girl," he threatened, "You are going the wrong way. The play room is downstairs."

"Catch me. If you want me, then get your ass up here and catch me," she laughed as she took the steps two at a time. She shut the door behind her and went to hide in the closet.

She breathed heavily as she heard his footsteps enter the bedroom. "Baby Girl," he called out, "Where are you? Daddy wants to see you." He made a dramatic show of looking under the bed and in the shower before he opened the closet.

She anticipated his move and ran past him as soon as the door opened. She scrambled onto the bed and sat with her back against the headboard. She smirked, "Oh look, you caught me." He stood at the end of the bed and studied her. Then she stuck out her tongue in defiance. He lunged forward, grabbed her left ankle and pulled her down the length of the bed.

She shrieked as he squatted down and threw her over his shoulder. "Daddy, what are you doing?" she laughed as he carried her down the stairs. His hand went up and popped her on her bare ass. "Where are we going?" she giggled as he marched through the living room and down the stairs to the basement. "Oh, it is play time? Yay!!!" she said cheerfully.

"Baby Girl, you will be singing a different tune soon," he growled as he carried her into the playroom. He dumped her unceremoniously onto her cushion. "Take that damn jersey off NOW," he barked.

Evie watched as he walked over to the bench and began to undress. She mimicked his words under her breath as she reached to take off the jersey. "There," she said sarcastically as she tossed the jersey to the side, "Happy now?"

His eyebrow raised as she stared at him. He walked over to her and ordered her to stand up. She smirked and stood up. The defiance radiated off of her. She gasped, however, as his right hand went to her throat. He guided her backwards until her back was against the door. "You have been very sassy today, Baby Girl," he whispered in her ear as his thigh spread her legs apart, "What happens to sassy girls?"

"They have more fun?" She rolled her eyes as he tighted his grip. She looked and observed his tight jaw. She then decided it would be in her best interest to start to comply. She answered softly, "They get punished."

"How should I punish you?" he questioned her, "You know what? You don't get a choice. Go to the table and and bend over" Evie sashayed over to the padded table and bent over. Sidney walked over and pressed his hips into her. She felt his rock hard erection against her slick folds. He bent down and nipped at shoulder. "Arms up, Baby Girl," he instructed. She put her arms above her head and watched as he wrapped the leather cuffs around her delicate wrists.

"Now, why are you being punished, Baby Girl? Tell Daddy," he taunted as she tested the restraints and his finger trailed down her back. He walked away before she could answer. "Daddy is listening," he called as he looked over his choice of toys.

"I didn't listen to Daddy and do what he asked," she looked back and answered quietly. Her eyes followed his solid body as he bent down and retrieved his selections.

"Eyes on the wall," he warned. He walked with his hands behind his back. She turned her eyes to the wall. "What else?" He asked as he took the small egg vibrator, turned it on and ran it across her lower back. He crossed it over her ass and along the length of her slick folds.

She gasped lightly, "I wore Geno's jersey?" He pushed the vibrator into her which caused her to moan. Sidney had it on the low setting. His hand went to her ass and caressed it slowly before he swatted firmly. She bit her lip.

"Whose jersey do you wear?" He asked as he picked up the flogger and drug the tails up her thighs. "Hmmmm?" He added when she did not respond immediately.

"Tell me, Baby Girl," he challenged her.

She moved her hips to get maximum pleasure from the vibrating egg and avoided the question. Sidney shook his head and brought the flogger up. With a flick of the wrist, the leather tanks made contact with her skin.

"Whose jersey?" he asked again.

"Your…. Your jersey," she panted before she whimpered, "please- please do it again"

"And why do you wear my jersey?" He quizzed.

"Because 87 is my lucky number," she answered. He pulled on the string attached to the egg. "Nooooo," she pleaded, "I will answer. I will answer." He paused to wait. "I wear it because I am yours," she answered. He pushed the egg back in and increased the speed.

"You are my what?" he started a steady rhythm of blows with the flogger. Evie pressed her forehead onto the table and pressed her ass up. "Tell me Baby Girl." he demanded.

"I am yours to do with what you want," she croaked. The vibration coming from within her dripping pussy pushed her closer to her climax. The swats of the flogger adding the delicious pain that made the pleasure even sweeter.

"No, you are my what?" He asked. The swats became more intense and frequent. He increased the speed of the egg.

"I am your naughty little girl," she moaned.

"Good girl," he smiled and bent over her back and whispered, "Do you want to cum? Do you want to show Daddy how naughty you can be?

"Please," she begged, "Please,Daddy, please."

He twisted the egg before he adjusted the speed. "Daddy is feeling generous," he bent down to kiss her hard. "Cum for me my little one. Make Daddy proud."

Evie felt her thighs begin to tremble as her body succumbed to the overstimulation. High pitched screams became low guttural sounds as she tried to contain herself. "Be loud, Baby Girl, be loud for me. You know how I like it," he smiled as he watched her come undone. Her wrists pulled at the restraints. He pulled the string to partially remove the egg before immediately placing it back in. The chaotic rhythm made her delirious with desire. She climbed to her peak again quickly.

Sidney gave her no relief from the stimulation and had her screaming, "Daddy, Daddy- please Daddy." After the third orgasm, he removed the egg and thrust his cock deep into her.

"You are mine, Baby Girl. You are all mine," he panted as he fucked her hard and fast, "Tell me."

"Yes, Daddy…. Your baby girl is all yours. I will only wear your jersey from now on. Only your jersey and no one else's," she moaned. Her mind released the last bit of control and she plunged into her sub headspace as he fucked her relentlessly.

"Daddy is going to cum for you," he growled, "Fill you full of my hot cum." Her arms jerked on the restraints as she plummeted toward her fourth orgasm. She simply collapsed as he exploded into her. A combination of deep groans intermixed with small mews as she floated down from her high.

Sidney struggled to release her from her restraints. He caught her as she crumbled to the floor. "Daddy?" she whispered, "Did I go good?"

"Yes, Baby Girl," he pulled her into his chest, moved her legs over his. He gently stroked her hair and reassured her, "You took it so well. Daddy is so proud."

"I love you Daddy," she purred as she curled into him.

"Daddy loves you more," he answered back.

Once they got back into their bedroom, Sidney tended to the marks left by the flogger. He stood behind her and wrapped his arms around her waist. "Thank you Evie," he whispered.

"For what?" She asked.

"Distracting me from locker clean out day," he said softly as he kissed her neck. "I was feeling pretty sorry for myself but you cheered me up. You reminded me that in the end, what matters most is our family- Catherine, you and me. Everything else is a bonus."

#never ever have i #nhl smut #sidney crosby smut #sidney crosby imagine #sidney crosby fiction #hockey rpf #nhl imagine #nhl fiction #nhl fic #Youtube

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the-old-man-has-the-phonebox · 9 months

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Good Omens parody musical but this is Aziraphale and Crowley

They incorporate the S2 scene where Aziraphale thinks he’s fallen with I’ve Got Some Falling To Do

#this is NOT meant to suggest I ship them like Ineffable Husbands. I do not do rpf.#anyway I NEED THEM TO COLLAB SOMEHOW #even just a YouTube mashup #lemon demon #will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #neil cicierega #good omens

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attractedtopeoples · 4 months

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Johnnie Guilbert NSFW Headcanons

NSFW Alphabet

Tags/Warnings: mdni, smutty/suggestive stuff below the cut, don’t like don’t read, written with afab reader in mind but barely mentioned

Jake’s Version Here, Tara’s version here

A/N: I have fallen down a rabbit hole of Johnnie and Jake (and Tara), im going insane.

Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

I fell like he’s rather drowsy but still making sure your taken care of, you want a bath- done, water- done. He loves taking care of you- even if he was struggling to walk or stay awake.

On the other hand, I feel like he’d be really shy in terms of receiving aftercare- not entirely used to it.

Body Part (their favourite of their partners, and their favourite of their own)

He Loves your thighs- not explaining it too much, but his favourite place is between them- whether your legs are around his waist, or his head is in between your legs- he loves it. If you have afab anatomy- trust me he’ll leave bruises from how hard hes squeezing your thighs (and then apologise later when he realises, no matter how much you say you liked it)

He likes his own hands, because he knows what he can do with them (this man knows how to use his hands (and tongue) it’s actually insane)

Cum (anything to do with cum)

Not a fan of the mess when he pulls out, but always respects your wishes if y’all don’t have a condom and u don’t want him to finish inside. Although he does love to eat you out after fucking you, both your cum mixing kn his tongue, then kissing you like theirs no tomorrow where you can taste yourselves too.

Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves his hair being pulled, he never says it nor admits it, but if you tug on his hair whilst he’s eating you out- trust me he could finish just from eating you out. It isn’t a degradation thing, more of the subtle pain thing that only makes him feel pleasure.

Experience (how experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doin)

He’s not very experienced (like barely experienced) but he’s still knows exactly how to touch you- not because of videos or other things like that, but he’s good at observing and noticing what makes you feel good, and what doesn’t.

Favourite Position (goes without saying I think)

He’s a simple man, and loves missionary. Being able to tuck his head into your neck and give you more hickeys, your hand in his hair as he fucks you. The dream.

Goofy (are they more serious or silly in the moment)

I think he’d be more serious but would definitely still make jokes as long as he knew you were comfortable with them in the situation.

Hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc)

He doesn’t go out of his way to do anything down there, but he’ll keep it trimmed if he’s feeling fancy.

Doesn’t give a single fuck if you shave or not, seriously could not care less.

He’s a natural blonde hun, but they’re still a touch darker.

Intimacy (are they romantic during the moment?)

He’s romantic in the sense that he keeps you close, and consistently makes you feel good (if that makes sense). It’s not like consistent love confessions, more like soft touches and gentle words whispered into your ear.

Jack Off (Masturbation hcs)

Wayyyyy too shy to actually go up and tell you when he’s turned on, so he ends up either having s cold shower or a hot moment in the bathroom more often than not, but after a while I think he’d get more comfortable with telling you.

About twice a week at a minimum.

Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Praise (receiving)- more along the lines of reassurance, just the knowledge that he’s making you feel good is endlessly hot to him.

Switch- not explaining.

Hickeys/Lovebites/Marks- both receiving and giving, although he’s rather careful with his placement, especially if he knows you have things to do or nothing to cover them with in that area. He doesn’t care at all where you put them other than his neck, Jake teases him and he sucks at covering them properly (Tara has helped him out more than once ngl)

Location (preference of place during)

Basic bitch but likes the privacy of the bedroom, and just being in your own bed.

He’s down for what you want most of the time though- unless it’s something to do with being in a more public area where ppl could be, that ain’t really for him.

Motivation (what turns them on)

I feel like he’s a sucker for physical affection, like you lean up against him, or push back against him whilst you guys cuddle/have a movie night- and he tries to ignore it most of the time too (shy boy).

Also he doesn’t really get turned on but he gets really flustered by pet names (not weird ones, but ‘darling’ or ‘love’ never fail to make him blush)

No (something they wouldn’t do, or turn offs)

Anything public, values the privacy of the moment, and gets too jittery when there’s a chance of getting caught.

Anything that’d hurt you, not the smaller things like little lovebites or tugging your hair if you asked, but other stuff like spanking and shit just isn’t his thing, the idea makes him confused and uncomfy with the idea of seriously injuring you.

Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

King of giving head, tell me I’m wrong I dare you. I won’t elaborate bc I don’t feel the need to, but he doesn’t mind receiving- would never ask but would never say no yk.

Pace (self explanatory I think, the pace they go at during sex)

Depends on his partner, again- more of an adaptive person in terms of what he does in the moment, prefers to find what makes you feel good.

Quickie (their opinions on quickies)

Not a fan, wouldn’t say no, but prefers to have more time with each other, and again he’s not a fan of the risk that comes with doing it somewhere they could get caught.

Risk (are they down to experiment and try new things, do they take risks when horny, etc)

Definitely down to try most of the things you suggest, fine with some experimentation.

Again, as I’ve said, dislikes the risk of getting caught or doing it anywhere where someone could hear/walk in.

Stamina (how many rounds can they go?, how long do they last?)

About 2-3 rounds before he needs a second, but if you are still good to go he’s fine to give you (the best) head until he can continue or you tire out.

Toys (do they own them? do they use them?)

Doesn’t own a lot, not bc if a dislike for them, he just never had a use for them. If you had/wanted some he’d be willing and/or supportive. 👍

Unfair (do they tease? If so how much?)

Not the biggest tease, but 🤷, if he’s feeling like it then he feels Ike it.

Volume (how loud are they? What sounds do they make? etc)

Not overly loud, more quieter noises into your ear most of the time, or words muttered/whispered under his breath.

I don’t Care for describing sounds, but feel free to imagine however you’d like

Wild Card (a random hc for them)

Loves it when you play with his rings absentmindedly. It’s such a small thing but he finds it so oddly domestic. He doesn’t know why he finds it so nice, but he’s never told you to stop and he doesn’t plan too.

X-Ray (what’s going on under those clothes)

6.5 inches and pretty. I won’t explain any further.

#F0E4D1 > #EFCEC3

Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

I’d say slightly above average, but again he’s rather shy with this information, and prefers to make jokes about it or just not mention it at all.

Probably about 2-3 times a week, but could easily go higher with the right circumstances

Zzz (how quick do they fall asleep afterwards?)

Refuses to sleep until your comfy, but will be absolutely knocked out after that (bonus if your hands are carding softly through his hair)

#18+ mdni #mdni #lily’s thoughts #fandom: youtube rpf #don’t know if there’s a fandom name for these two #divider by cafekitsune #divider by animatedglittergraphics n more #divider by saradika #I love dividers #johnnie guilbert #johnnie guilbert smut #smut

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