Bitches will create the MOST DEVASTATING STORIES KNOWN TO MAN out of 2 besties playing Minecraft together what the FUCK did they put in the water why are people making work about GoodTimesWithScar and Grian as if they’re Penelope and Odysseus the boys really saw a silly comedy and said no not sad enough we MUST fix this
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sylvia plath, todd anderson and virginia woolf (aka ACTUAL tortured poets) watching taylor “im breaking up with my boyfriend for his intense depression and blaming it on him, im dating a racist who enjoys watching woc being brutalized and harasses young woc artists, i sent my fans out on a hate train to attack a young woc actress for a line she had to say as part of her job to show how mentally ill her character was, im dating a maga supporter, i refuse to say anything about a current genocide despite being the most influential person in the world right now, i am a billionaire, i fly 13 minute flights and have the highest carbon emission of any celebrity, i am a known white feminist who only speaks about issues when it affects me and has constantly let my fans get away with extreme racism and even encouraged it by associating myself with known racists” swift call herself a tortured poet (her writing sounds like a bunch of thesaurus words slapped over gabba hanna and rupi kaur-esque poetry that was created purely as a trinket for an edgy pinterest board)
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The gang's all here! :D
Yes, I did change some of the designs, but it's because I wasn't happy with them, and these designs should be for me first and foremost and I will be repeating this everytime.
I have a lot of things in my head about these stickfigures and I want to take them out on paper as soon as I have the energy to, so expect more stick content in the future!
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May I present to you my cat- who of course is named Frodo.
Don’t worry no cat had to carry the ring to Mordor during the process of this drawing.
Frodo in all his real life glory (he is a two months old baby)
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sorry sorry. but the fact that. sansûkh. is free??? to read???? online????? HALF A MILLION WORDS of the best writing i have ever read??? characters that each have depth and MEANING? the retrograding of the hobbit movies so that the dwarves are more fleshed out?? the mix of both the movies and the books (especially for gimlis lackluster personality in the films). i’m rereading it even though i first read it maybe 4 months ago and im still in awe that someone can write something so beautiful. so spectacular. like this is the bible for depressed gay middle earth fans. and this isn’t even considering the sheer amount of RESEARCH PUT INTO THIS?? christ almighty. i need everyone to pause right the fuck now and read this fic regardless of whether you ship bagginshield/gimleaf at all or not. i promise you, you will come out of this a changed man 😭
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i love how during nanami’s drive she’s like “touga you gotta listen to me this guy is fucked up i just saw him performing some of the most horrifically unspeakable acts of violence” and akio is like [chuckling smugly] “hmmm….. what you saw….. yes, of course, a child’s mind is clouded by their limited perception….. and yet…. what you think you saw is merely an illusion…… due to solipsism.” and nanami doesn’t even pause to consider it, immediately she’s just like “what the fuck is this evil freak talking about.”
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guys you have to trust me I will totally NOT go insane over Desi Donnie I am totally normal about this
(I simply HAD to do fanart for @mudlarkspur's fic it has taken over my whole mind and is ruining my every thought I'm so obsessed with it)
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VERY IMPORTANT FOR ALASTOR TO LUCIFER FANS
I need like… an official body count on how many people were totally obsessed with Alastor, but switched over to Lucifer in his whole 2 appearances because he’s just that good.
It just seems like a commonly shared phenomenon that I’ve been seeing floating around (it happened to me) and I am beyond curious as to how many of us there actually are. And, more importantly… what was the moment that they converted?
For me personally the first sentence out of this little fucker’s mouth stole my heart because fuming Jeremy Jordan, enough said.
And then it only got worse…
You can see why
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