I miss my cats 😭😭😭
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I’m literally drooling over the thought of sensitive Bucky whimpering and whining while fucking your tits and thighs he’s so pathetic and needy all he wants is to make you feel good and to fill you with his cum even if it overstimulates him
Okay, tit fucking is great and all but thigh fucking is SO underrated in my humble opinion. Could just be the fact I've got a small chest though lmao
It's so fun when you're already really into it and the insides of your thighs are all slick. I feel like Bucky would lose it, getting to see your face and look in your eyes and enjoy your body.
It's a nice one to do while laid on your side, facing each other. Although the angle isn't quite right for him to slip inside you, it's fun to explore the other ways your bodies can steal pleasure from one another.
"This isn't going to work, sweetheart." You can't help but laugh, having already tried everything you can think of to make the height difference work. There's no way to keep this romantic and intimate in that position because there's just no chance of aligning your bodies properly to allow him to press inside you.
"Maybe not. But it feels nice anyway." His eyes flutter shut, gliding his dick over the smooth, soft, warm insides of your thighs, encouraged by how slick and easy your arousal makes the movement.
You adjust yourself to bring your other thigh on top of his length, closing him in on both sides.
You're wet enough that friction doesn't impede his movement too much and there's something oddly romantic about it. Maybe it's his hand smoothing the back of your head or his other hand up your back, pulling your body closer to his.
It's so intimate, watching his face as he whines your name, rutting senselessly against your thighs. The little flush to his cheeks is beautiful and you can't resist kissing the thin sheen of sweat on his forehead. The thick duvet on top of you both, coupled with your combined body heat means the room is far hotter than you'd planned.
You take a second to reach between your bodies, spreading your wet folds and readjusting his length, letting him drag his cock against your neglected clit with each stroke and oh, that's pretty mind-blowing.
"O-oh my God." He whines, desperately fucking himself against your wet cunt, rather than into it. It's a different kind of pleasure to being inside you and while they're not comparable sensations, it doesn't stop this from feeling fantastic.
"Fuck, that's good." You groan, rolling your hips to meet his. Your fingers dip between you once more, gathering some of your slick arousal, using it to glide your fingertips over the underside of his shaft and over his balls.
"Holy shit, that's - fuck." Bucky's hardly got a coherent thought left in his head. He's closed in on both sides by your wet, soft thighs and now your fingers are giving him a different sensation underneath while pressing him against your soaked sex.
"I know, baby. Feels good, doesn't it?" Your fingertips trail lightly back and forth over the underside of his shaft, focusing on the inch or so beneath the tip.
"I can't... I need to cum." He groans, thrusting frantically, clinging to your body to keep you close. Within a few seconds, you feel his dick pulse under your fingertips, his cum coating the inside of your thighs in hot, thick, messy spurts.
He doesn't waste a second, kissing your forehead before kissing your neck and whispering "Good girl. Now let me watch you get yourself off with my cum on your fingertips."
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BACK with wifi at the house again !!! Here's some roadtrip stuff from the last few days of no wifi
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What if Jeeves had worked as a page boy at a private boys' school in his youth?
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Okay I don't like Alfred having raised Bruce after Thomas & Martha died, so okay, what would I prefer?
I think Bruce should have bounced around relatives. Some who genuinely cared, some who wanted his inheritance, some who were good with kids, some who were inexperienced but trying, some who the courts picked when two others were fighting, etc. Heck, let's throw some Wayne Enterprises board members in there too.
It opens up the opportunity for Bruce to have a wide range of parental experiences, and a way to pull random knowledge, skills, and stories out of his pocket that nobody in his adult life knows enough to contradict. Oh who taught you to sharpshoot, Brucie? To box? To identify the components of perfumes? One of my cousins, sorry, ha ha, don't remember which one!
Gotham's problems work best when there's no one single person or organization at the root of it all, and dragging Bruce around like this makes him a microcosm of that. Batman is one of Gotham's avatars, so let that be reflected in his childhood in more ways than the original double homicide.
It's also a solid reason for him to seek emancipation at sixteen, letting him yeet himself across the globe for his self-directed Batman training quest.
Gives him early opportunity to practice undercover personas! After the third guardianship change, baby Bruce realizes the adults don't know what he's "supposed" to be like, and goes ham coming up with fresh personalities at each changeover.
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What about Alfred, then? Where does the stalwart supporter/enabler who snarks at Bruce at every opportunity while keeping his secrets and stitching him up?
Well, when Batman is a brand new vigilante who's great at detective work and fighting, and not so great at keeping his cowl from getting yanked off...
Alfred Pennyworth is the first person Batman ever saves.
He's been helping Bruce keep that mask on ever since.
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This semi-mild cold has been an annoying start to this week 🤧😪
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It's amazing how a career change and antidepressants can transform the squad's biggest slacker into a borderline workaholic.
...The career change itself was hell though.
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Fasching with König
Because today is Faschingsdienstag, I just had to write something for him on that day! Today is the only day I can post this, afterwards I'll have to wait over a year again! Fasching is an Austrian holiday that is essentially the last day before fasting for 40 days, so people go all out with food and drinks and festivities, they even dress up in costumes! It's not nearly as fancy as what some other countries have, but it's tradition! Besides, who am I to say no to a Krapfen with König!
Mentions of alcohol, but König is Austrian, so what did you expect?
First off, he hates going to the city during that “holiday”, there are far too many people, the crowds are way too big and it’s too loud for his liking as well. The only reason he’s taking you to the city on that day is so you can experience more of Austria with him. At least that’s what he tells you, in reality he just really wants to go eat a Langos or two and drink a few beers. No one would judge him for that on Fasching, there are crazier bastards out there than him. He’s never been a fan of Fasching, not even when he was a kid. The only reason he looked forward to that day was because he could go home from school earlier than usual. But other than that Fasching had always irritated him. He was never one for playing dress up either.
He couldn’t say he was surprised when you came up to him, demanding for the two of you to dress up as something. The most König would do on his own would be to put on a pair of bee feelers on top of his head, but he would never consider putting on a full costume. Not only was there a chance people would stare at him, but he’d feel awkward as well. Besides, which place would actually sell a costume in his size? Not a common one. You’d need to be a bit annoying for him to put on more than just bee feelers. He’s more willing to play dress up with you as long as you put on something as well, though, even if it still wouldn’t be anything too fancy. If he can find one, he might put on a Winnie the Pooh onesie, but only because it’s somewhat comfortable, somewhat warm and because there are weirder people than him out there.
He’d hate seeing the Faschingsumzug, but he’d tolerate it just for you so you can see all the wagons together and comment on all the costumes. The music is far too loud, there are people surrounding him on every side and he still hasn’t had a single drink yet. Tragic. You might wanna hold onto his arm before you’re being swept away by the crowds. Although König usually isn't one for PDA, in this case he’d prefer to keep you close. It keeps him a bit calmer and you’re not getting lost in a city or town you barely know. You can drag him around all you want, though, he’ll comply, even if he might roll his eyes a bit whenever you wanna go take a closer look at some of the other costumes and wagons. However, get ready to be dragged to one of the nearest stands for a few Langos. They’re not amazing, nothing special in the slightest, but they’re not bad either. He’ll pay for them, naturally. You can choose between a regular Langos, a Toast Langos or even a Käsekrainer Langos. König will likely have eaten all three due to his massive appetite, but you’re more than welcome to take a bite out of them as well.
Once it’s finally getting a bit later and the masses are starting to disperse, that’s when König will be a bit less grumpy. He gets to finally go to a bar with you and drink to his heart's content, his highlight of the day. You can drink whatever you want, from soda to Pago, from Spritzer to Jägermeister, he’ll always go for a few beers. While he might seem a bit grumpy at first, once he’s had his first beer he’s a bit more cheerful, König just really hates big crowds. However, he got to spend another day with you, which is all he could ever want. While you’re sitting at the bar he might take out a few Krapfen for the both of you to enjoy as well. Might joke about getting some Heringsschmaus with you the next day, even if you don’t like fish. It’s tradition, it’s part of the Faschingszeit, but that doesn’t mean he’s a big fan of it either. No, he much prefers the Krapfen you can eat during Fasching. Not big on fasting, he loves beer and meat too much to give up either of those things and won’t even do so if you ask him to. He’s a simple man, he knows what he wants and he knows what he likes. You can pry his Schweinsbraten from his cold dead hands, and even then he’d put up a fight.
Although König loves spending time with you, he will be glad once Fasching is over and once you finally voice the thought of going home. He’s tired from all the people and the alcohol makes this situation only slightly better. Even so, despite all of that, he’s looking forward to the next holiday, proper or not, he can spend with you. Due to him having drunk some beers, he’ll likely stay in bed a bit longer the next day. A perfect opportunity to snuggle up to him for a bit. Afterwards you can discuss what you would like to eat together.
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You know, if The Bad Batch aired in like 2007-2008, there would be COUNTLESS AMVs of Crosshair set to Linkin Park’s “What I’ve Done”
…do not blame me if you now want to see/make this…
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Adrien: Hey, Alya, can I talk to you for a sec?
Alya: What's up? 🤨
Adrien: Well, I kind of learned a secret about one of our friends recently, and I'm pretty sure you know it too.
Alya: Did Nino ask you about the mole on his back? I told him it looks fine, but he's such a worry-
Adrien: It's not about Nino... It's about Marinette.
Alya: What? Marinette doesn't have any secrets.
Adrien: I think we both know she has a big one.
Alya: No way. She's totally an open book.
Adrien: No, she's definitely hiding something from everyone because it would be really bad if news got out.
Alya: Well, if you're so confident, what's her big secret?
Adrien: I need to know that you know first before I say it.
Alya: Okay, but I'm not just gonna go spilling all my bffs secrets.
Adrien: True... Okay, fine, I'll give you some hints. So, I've noticed lately that Marinette runs off a lot, and she's always late to everything, coming up with excuses for missing stuff...
Alya: Yeah...?
Adrien: Well, I've given it a lot of thought, and I finally figured out why.
Alya, getting nervous: And?
Adrien: Well, I don't want to say it unless you know because it's a huge secret that she definitely wouldn't want anyone else to know.
Alya: I mean, I think it's safe to say I know why she does all of those things. I'm her bff.
Adrien: So, we're on the same page then? 👀👀
Alya: 👀👀 Yeah, I guess.
*simultaneously*
Adrien: Marinette hates me.
Alya: Marinette is Ladybug.
Both: What?!
Alya: Marinette hates you!
Adrien: Marinette is Ladybug?!?
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this is so sad alexa play 'another one bites the dust' 🥺😔🕷️
WORK IN PROGRESS, pls check back/follow for the finished version some time 😎👍
tysm for reblogs, please don't repost anywhere!! ❤️
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rare buff footage but my friend didn’t realize that i was painting and just thought i was spending like an hour just wistfully staring at this one photo of buck and tommy on my ipad at this hotel room desk lol
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This IMDB interview for Spider-Man Far From Home hurts so bad now. All she does is talk about how much she loves working with everyone and she loves playing Maria and doing these movies and how everyone is so great to work with and how much she trusts Marvel and their process and then they killed her off.
Also bonus: Anthony Mackie comes to Cobie Smulders for relationship advice and now she won't even get to be with him in any new Cap stuff. UGH. This interview is so cute too.
Especially frustrating in another interview at San Diego Comic Con --- where Cobie was the ONLY cast member to show up to promote Secret Invasion and the whole audience was lead to believe she had a "major" role in the show Cobie confirmed that in Spider-Man Far From Home Maria and Fury were made to be skrulls (Soren & Talos) after the fact because there was no conceivable way for Fury and Maria to be tricked by Quentin Beck-- especially because Maria worked at Stark Industries! If you were watching Spider-Man in theaters like me and said out loud mid movie there is no way Fury & Maria would fall for this-- you were right! They wouldn't and this was the only way to get around that major fact. Another reason why Maria getting killed the way she was killed was such a waste. There's just no way that Maria would tell Fury 'you can't do this' and then he goes 'i'm going to do it' and she's like 'okay i'll help!! bad idea but shrug emoji let's go!'
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do you ever just sit there thinking about your favorite ocs while violently shaking. god. clenches fist. They're So.
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MC: Please, Dazai, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.
Dazai: I’m sorry MC.
MC: I’m begging you. Don’t do it.
Dazai: It has to be done.
MC:
Dazai:
MC:
Dazai: *Places +4* Uno.
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