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“Shop is open”
1 - broken hourglass - 36 currency
2 - coins - 26 currency
3 - Origami Eye - 50 currency
4 - bird head puppet - 5 currency
5 - shade heart - 24 currency
6 - pink amalgam - 30 currency
7 - head of a assassin droid - 82 currency
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"Wizard Essentials"
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Staff - wooden - 4 currency
Orb - glass - 8 currency
Robes - red/blue - 1 currency per robe
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"Potions"
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1 - ice resistance - 10 currency
2 - sun light in a bottle - 15 currency
3 - energy potion - 5 currency
4 - healing potion - 10 currency
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"Salt"
@bi-gender-sorcerer @ignisuadaroleplay @viscerawizard
#wizard island island#wizard tumblr#wizard posting#wizardposting#wizard#wizard shit#wizard blogging#magic shop#wizardblr#wizard stuff#wizard island#wizard memes#sorcererposting#sorcerer rp#shop rp#rp#oc rp#new rp#city rp#rpg#town rp#fantasy rp#RP Wizard#wizard rp#wizard shop#wizard merchant#merchant
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*I suddenly appear out of thin air about 10m to your left*
Did... did it work?
*I look around a bit before spotting you*
Oh, yes it did!
Hello!
*Regina looks up from where she was sitting*
Oh hi! I didn’t hear you walk up! Pardon the mess.
*her skin has grease all over it, in front of her is some kind of magi-tech device under construction*
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#shadow wizard money gang#wizard posting#wizardposting#wizardcore#wizard#shadow wizard grindset#casting spells#potions#wizardblr#casting precarious spells
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I cast a spell
A spell I cast
Spell did go well
Give me big ass
Counterspell next
From enemy
Ass went and left
Sad as can be
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How old is everyone on wizardblr? I've been wondering this for a while and now I lay before you a poll! Also since this poll is anonymous please don't lie about your age!
I based the ages I used off of the vague ages I know of some of my friends, if there is an excess of people 25 and older or 14 and under (praying for any 14 year old Tumblr users mental health) ill make a poll that spans a wider number!
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@the-mighty-dalob @magical-bear-dubin @f4y3w00d5 @flirtyambiguouswizard @monsterfucker-research-wizard @tales-of-the-caves @gobodegoblin @mango-lord-of-poision @the-moth-wizard-of-mayhem @aroace-wizard @be-gentle-with-littluns-2 @drew-bard-for-hire @your-local-evil-wizard @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @the-reluctant-princess @a-secret-rpblog @ anyone else who wants to participate! At your friends and whoever you'd like!
#wizard posting#ooc#wizard#pondering the orb#wizardblr#wizard spell#wizardposting#wizard island island
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Cool things to do as a player in DND:
When casting a spell, stick your staff in the opponent’s mouth, then cast it. Works well with thunderwave, cause the person explodes.
Catapult bombs at people.
Build a rail gun
All barbarian party
All wizard party
All monk party, stun them
All Paladin Party, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
All rogue party. Steal whatever isn’t nailed down, then come back with a hammer and steal the nails.
Group casting
Wizard with a gun
All moon Druids, all Blink dogs, then all phase spiders
All Battlesmith artificers, have your steel defenders combine like Voltron
A non-tragic backstory
Dig a network of tunnels beneath the kingdom, this will help us later in establishing a pipeline infrastructure. The pipes will be filled with steam mephits.
#wizardposting#wizard#artificer#wizard posting#gnome#gnome post#wizard tumblr#dnd#d&d#dungeons and dragons#dnd wizard#wizard problems#wizardblr#wizardcore#wizard shit#wizards#druid
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homunculus facts¡
don,t use thyme' liquorice' or anise in the potion when making homunculi•
it makes them taste bad•
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meeee :3
#wizardblr#wizardblogging#wizard#wizard blogging#dark wizard hour#wizardposting#wizard tumblr#wizards#wizard shit#wizard pondering his orb#unreality
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Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:
- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain
- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck
- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap
- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill
- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard
- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style
Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.
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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
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*thunder crackling*
THOU ART LISTENING TO
*fireball explosion*
102.3
*bubbling cauldron*
REAL WIZARDS FM
*shimmering mana crystal*
WHERE WE PLAYETH NOTHING BUT CHANTS, CHANTS, AND MORE CHANTS
*wololo*
THIS ART NOT THINE ELDER MATRIARCH'S STATION
*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*
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#196#meme#memes#r/196#r196#shitpost#shitposting#reddit refugee#shadow wizard money gang#we love casting spells#wizardposting
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I cast bread bowl full of croutons.
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It's not a NECKLACE it's an AMULET ok it's a WIZARD thing IM MASC IM MASC IM MASC
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You don’t have to change to fit other people’s preferences. You don’t have to change your appearance if you don’t want to, just because someone said you should. You don’t have to change your personality to match others’. You don’t have to change your locks after a break in, a shotgun does the trick. You don’t have to change your opinion because of peer pressure. The only things you do have to change are the batteries in the fucking smoke detector.
Because people don’t control your life. Because you are you. Because at the end of the day, you’re going in the oven at 435° F for 90 minutes whether you’ve changed or not.
#wizardposting#wizard#artificer#wizard posting#gnome#gnome post#wizard tumblr#wizardblr#wizardcore#wizard shit#wizards
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