I let the co-host have main front ONCE

"...If I write an article about all this, my reputation'll be trashed for sure." It's already trashed, Hatate. Even if you won't admit it. "No way anyone will believe any of this is true."

I tell you folks the last few years have just absolutely Fucked my sense of time

that teablogguide thing recommends to not like posts & interact with the blog even if you agree with what the post says, but if you go to their likes (which are unhidden) they've liked multiple chaibts posts... this whole thing is so sketchy and upsetting. i'm so glad i dont post any of my stories.

Oh shit, I didn’t even notice that.

Tbh I’m so confused about what to do right now. For now I’m just going to block and report the the tea blog that’s been spreading hate and hopefully move on from that.

This is all so upsetting, like you said.

oh my god these love triangles are a love chaos theory

a lot of the popular "queerbait" ships are just "these two characters are friends / they stood close together once" but every once in a while i'll stumble into an unfamiliar ship tag and see shit like "in episode 169 Scrungko gives Blorbis multiple prostate orgasms with an anal vibrator while pretending to date him" and like. idk what the hell is going on there. but if it's not queerbait then they just invented something even more insane. maybe y'all are right sometimes.

Laios's three Boy Best Friends. And yes, they hate him.

oh thank god

First off this absolutely cursed AU was inspired by Lemonomelette and a post they made -X Secondly I imagine it all being about bots and cons trying to one up each others factions and not actually helping in any serious way because their too busy with their own faction bs.

Think of two rival car dealerships across the street one upping each other to get business and instead of business with cars its interstellar robot fairys trying to woo sm children to let them grant their inconsequential wishes (which may or may not be worth it) instead of the other guy next door.

What the f u c k 🎵

This dorm reeks :(

you know how in 5.13 arthurs like “i tried to take your head off with a mace” and merlins like “and i stopped you, using magic” and arthurs immediate reply to that is “you cheated” … and i guess i was just thinking about the breathy little laugh merlin lets out in response to that. bc like i just noticed how maybe it was a little bit of relief and awe. because like. he just talked to arthur. about magic. about using magic From The Beginning. against him in a fight. and arthurs immediate response, his most natural reaction to that, was to comment on merlins poor sportsmanship. out of anything he couldve said something about. the first thing that came to mind was merlin not playing fair. which. idk. IDK!!!

give me more fics where Eddie runs into Steve and Robin, running around after being drugged (and tortured) by the Russians at Starcourt. Steve, dopy and sweet and acting like dumbest puppy- and did i mention his face was beat in? Robin, flailing all over steve and giggling with him as they sway, more intertwined than humanly possible, eyes unfocused. and Eddie, faking calm as he tries to herd them to a bathroom and planning to kill whoever drugged his these loopy sailors that he’s been annoying all summer.

Hear me out. Ratiorine AU where Aventurine is a mer captured by a group of researchers and Ratio is the scientist brought on board to teach him how to speak and access his intelligence levels.

"harry is a dog and kim is a cat haha" WRONG they are both PIGS