does the house md fandom know about Avenue 5 because if you wanted to see what is essentially house but in space and he gets to say fuck then this show is for you
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Hey I know you're all trying to be humorous but can we fucking stop with the jokes that are like "all men are horrible at sex always and only lesbians can keep women satisfied"??
They're not funny anymore
And I'm not just saying that because I'm a bisexual with a boyfriend and I love guys just as much as I love ladies
I'm also saying this because I bet there are lesbians that are bad at sex, too! Especially if they've come out of the closet very recently and have never been with another woman before
And also, gender identity and biological sex are fluid and complicated and don't always match and these jokes forget about that
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I’m sure it’s been said before but at some point in the future Jade and Boorman are gonna be arguing and Boorman will always have the clap back “oh yeah? Well I’m banging your sister” and Jade just has to live with that
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Yall know how danny ends up with an Ice Core instead of lightning and we are all mostly salty about it? Im here with a theory to give us some imaginary closure.
Ghosts can’t have cores based on how they died. Ember fire? She actually died of food poisoning.
Skulker (even though I think hes just a blob and never was a like person) is a hunter? (Not really a core but stfu) Activist for the nature and just fell into a cave and died of dehydration/starvation.
Walker the warden (not really a core power more like obsession again)? Got hit by someone running a redlight while he was jaywalking.
Johnny really unlucky? Killed by a his college professor.
Why these some what random things? It’s what could have saved them from their deaths without being overly pointed to them (aka causing trauma)
If Ember had cooked that food longer she probably would have not even gotten sick.
If Skulker knew anything about the wilderness he probably would have figured out that even though the water in the cave is moving it’s still not safe to drink smh.
If walker or that driver had followed the laws then he wouldn’t have died
If johnny was just a bit more unlucky to have missed the shuttle bus or to not be the random student that teacher picked he would have survived.
Im like 10% sure ice could have some how saved danny too but idk man. My brain says that ice conductive and would have some how saved that dingus. Maybe if Danny was a little bit cooler he wouldnt have tripped and hit the on switch lmak
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ngl i was actively praying my bar license number would have some driver numbers for maximum memorability and max verstappen himself has blessed me with the first two numbers being #33
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I feel like one of the things i really like about this season is the themes of consumption and depersonalization. The way that people can consume other people, the way that people aren’t people but only a means to an end, the way that people are only as good as what they provide to you. You are only as good as your own narrative, on Society’s terms.
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Image reads:
A Venn Diagram.
Its left part is : People who hate the greediness of rampant capitalism and corporations that are evil supporting genocide.
Its right part is: Riordanverse fans who are disappointed at Uncle Rick for stance on the Palestine genocide.
Its middle part is: Finding out that he wrote Daughter of the Deep and concluding that he either is bad at connecting dots, does not have infos because no social media use, or just has a very constraining Disney contract(or all three at the same time).
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Explanations:
DOTD is a book about Captain Nemo’s descendant, Ana Dakkar. She discovers his incredible legacy of advanced technology, and she is told that it can’t go public because corporations would hoard the plans or all the other resources and use it to cause evil (proof: atomic bomb). Also they repeatedly say that mass murder is bad.
Uncle Rick has social media accounts, but a friend of his manage those accounts therefore he doesn’t have access to information that is not told by major news. He’s not the overly connected type of guy.
Disney supports Israhell, if he disagreed he’d lose the rights to be involved in the PJO show, the work of his life.
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I've been thinking about pizza massacre..
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