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vampsparklez · 19 days

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It's months away but I'm saying right now that y'all will not like the person that I become when Joker 2 comes out

#truly the only thing that can save you from it is if nobody wants to go see it with me because i don't like going places alone #but even then it's onlh a matter of time #because i know multiple people who are paying for the service it's probably gonna be on eventually #and every fuckin one of em gave me access to their account forever ago #i know at least one of those fuckers is still gonna be paying when it happens #my post #this is both a threat and a promise #joker 2 folie a deux #joker 2

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theanonymousninja247 · 5 months

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*smiles crookedly with a somewhat impish look in my eye* You’ve heard the phrase kill ‘em with kindness right? *snickers as I load my heart shaped bullets into my nerf gun as I aim it directly at you* Well watch me as I commit first degree murder

#original thoughts #original line #Chaotically kind #Kill ‘em with kindness #kindness #ima shoot #Just see if I wont #serendipitouslyjayus #im going to love you and there’s nothing you buttnuggets can do to stop me #Ain’t no choice #You will be loved #This is both a threat and a promise

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zombified-queer · 1 year

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Going to make a Hotelpod fic that is SO full of mutual pining and tenderness.

#we keep throwing the staff outside to go look at cool bugs #what if we gave Someone Else a chance?#She won't be alone though. :3c #this is both a threat and a promise

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innitnotfound · 2 years

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Hello, so I am aware I am late as shit to the party, but Happy birthday to my boi Dylan Leviny!

I've been meaning to make something for his bday for a while now, but due to a mix of being busy, emotionally recovering from being busy, procrastination, and wordart kinda biting me in the ass, I've finally done it! Like... a week after his actual birthday. Shit.

So yeah, here it is

Yep, here it is. It's what I like to call "what a mentally ill person shits out at 1 am for a birthday celebration for their favorite character". I did my best, but my editing skills are NOT the best, if you can't tell.

(I mean, part of the joke is that it's intentionally a shitty edit, but it's a lot worse than I intended it to be. But hey ain't that just life ┐( ˘_˘)┌)

So yeah, happy late ass birthday Dylan Leviny! At least I got this for next year so I can hopefully actually post it on time ✌️😔✌️ Here's hoping anyways

So yeah, gn. I'm tired as fuck holy shit

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old-knightsvow · 1 year

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once i start getting annoyed by the overwhelming tg content in s4 ill move onto the next Logical step of the mtcu (isla content)

#this is both a threat and a promise #either that or i finally embrace contom realness and gregwilla eloping in the world's most painful to watch straight marriage #but no yeah. hitting romtom with the domestification beam sounds more likely #txt

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zelda7999 · 1 year

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Surprise! You are amazing and so is your art and I can't wait to sink my teeth into your writing. Have some pancakes. 💞 🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞

I feel like I know exactly who sent this and I am making squinty sus eyes at you

HOWEVER; Thank you nonetheless!! ;w; I always melt to get compliments about my art or writing-- and I fear all at the same time (good fear) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;w; !!! <3 <3 <3

On another note; I really want pancakes for super now. I have the means to make them. However I lack execution LMAO

#Ask Zelda #Anon Asks #I think I know who you are #I am sus #I fear getting a comment #but also anxiously await #thank you for the ask <3 #<3 <3 <3 #Too kind #If you're who I think you are #I am thinking of re-reading some of your writings too #this is both a threat and a promise #<3

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trashcreatyre · 1 year

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I know I have a reblog account but I really like 06 so I will be subjecting yall to my 06 reblog ging’s for today :)))))

#this is both a threat and a promise #trash rambles

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bibuddie · 2 years

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okay. alright. fic incoming in the next half hour you’ve been WARNED.

#rebecca rambles #this is both a threat and a promise

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morvaris-archive · 2 years

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"sir, put the scalpel away SIR HELLO YOU ARE A DOCTOR" 👀🤲🏼blease i love a funky evil blond man

he's so unhinged in this one it's insane dfjdasjkdskjdsakl

i really wanted to explore his more evil side in this one, and he honestly scared the shit out of me, but it's very fun to write 🤡

i would share it here, but it's so unedited so maybe another time it's a mess dshjdsajkdsajkasdjk

#i love him so much and i will make him even worse #this is both a threat and a promise #i am sorry i can't share it now it's so messy and all over the place because i write Like That #arklay #♡: asks

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revengeraven · 2 years

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Some day you will witness my passion for mechanical design.

#shut it ya damn bird #this is both a threat and a promise

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trans-ghostboi · 1 month

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We talked about bull sharks in science and now my love for nurse sharks has been reignited and I will be talking about them constantly

#this is both a threat and a promise #I fucking love nurse sharks #they’re so coolll #omg I k ow SO much #ajsjsjaksjjsjsjsj #i love them sm

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thisperfectmonsoon · 7 months

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good morning *bites you*

#pay attention to me #or more bites will happen!#that’s both a promise AND a threat #personal #feeling bitey #bites you bites you bites you #my post

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the-dashing-mx-ollandre · 1 year

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Talk about blaseball

i most certainly will! In case you didn't know, blaseball is a cultural experience consisting of an online live baseball simulator (blaseball.com) with absurdist horror elements. Currently, the entire league is being rescued from the black whole that swallowed it at the end of season 24, over a year ago in real time but moments ago in blaseball canon.

Also, the Atlantis Georgias (my favorite team) so far has an incredible disparity between it's most experienced player and the rest, which i find very funny

#i will say more if you ask me to #this is both a threat and a promise

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serpentine-owl · 2 years

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The year is 2022.

Can somebody please explain to me why I'm fucking seeing the ice cold take: "the more attractive the character is, the more morally good they are"?

Like, no. Attractiveness does not equate morality. Attractive people can be bad people. They can do awful shit. Unattractive people can be good people. They can do immeasurable good. I cannot believe that this still needs to be said but, attractiveness and morality are completely unrelated.

Attractiveness does not cause immunity from doing bad. Unattractiveness does not prevent doing good.

#as a philosopher who loves ethics i am seething with rage #i thought people had moved on from this nonsense jfc #attractiveness does not equal morality #anyone who touches this and attempts to argue with me be warned #myself and this post is a fucking shiba inu at the vets #if you touch us we will fucking scream at you until your ears bleed #this is both a threat and a promise #do. not. touch.#unless of course you agree with the post #in which case we are a shiba inu and you are a vistor who we havent seen in months #and so we will offer you continuous cuddles and affection for as long as you stay 💜

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waveoftheocean · 8 months

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day after tomorrow

(whee finally posting the finished version of this piece! i originally designed it for a cd charm where you can rotate wolfwood like the gif but then i figured there should be a still version too where you can pretend everything is happy and nothing hurts :))

#vashwood #trigun #trigun maximum #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun maximum spoilers #trimax #trimax spoilers #uuuhhh i forgot the little tab thing isn't supposed to rotate but i am not remaking the gif so pls pretend you do not see it #god i am SO excited for this cd charm you have no idea #figuring out how to format and line everything up to make the rotation work squeezed all the juice out of my poor little braincells #but it was worth it (i hope lmao)#my art #mine #merch stuff #also if you're wondering where the church went in the gif dw it's still there!! that is both a promise and a threat :)#(it'll be on the back side of the charm)

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sparring-spirals · 10 months

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okay. i mean this with the utmost affection. but. while imogen and laudna telling each other "im you're anchor. you're my tether" as reassurance about going "dark" or giving into the lure of power is very meaningful and important. it also kind of struck me like. hey wait one of you anchoring the other. fine. possibly-functional. but doesnt BOTH of you tethering to each other risk creation of a spinning centrifugal blur whirling down the road to power.

and like yes yes this isnt an original thought and the proper terminology for this is probably like "dual corruption arc" or in CR "i broke the world for you" yes but. i wanted to share the specific imagery my brain provided for this train of thought, which is roughly:

like. thanks. brain. i guess.

bonus thought that popped up when drawing this:

#critical role #imogen temult #laudna #c3e65 #cr spoilers #kinda #sorcery pact #LOOK I CAN ABSOLUTELY WRITE MORE THOUGHTFUL IN DEPTH ANALYSIS OF THIS or i can illustrate this and giggle at it #orbs spin fast. hah.#:)#(once i watch. proper meta is coming. this is both a promise and a threat)#i was partway thru making this post when i lost signal for a while and had to ask someone around me whether centrifugal is the outward forc #and couldnt explain why i was asking #the sacrifices i make for cr......#shitpost #spar speaks #imodna #.....?

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