“Uh, there is a swarm of bears and they are everywhere!”
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That's it, that's their dynamic.
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Eliza: You didn’t find any of the cards? My cards? Look harder. If you don't help me, how can I help you? We’re supposed to be friends.
Me, just trying to keep everyone alive:
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Honestly, I hope these two keep in touch after summer camp ends
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dylan using his last bit of clarity to warn kaitlyn 😭
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A list of things that Dylan tells people when they ask him how he lost his hand.
I didn't read the Terms and Conditions
I left it on the train
It started off as a splinter and just went bad from there
Played with scissors
I dunno, ask your mom
You know how some people bite their nails? Well [gestures to stump]
I don't know, I woke up one day and it was gone
Sold it
[makes the jacking off motion]
I ripped the tag off a mattress
I snapped a snap bracelet on a little too hard
I can't remember because of the incident (does not elaborate on what the incident is)
Fell off.
Stood too close to a microwave
Lost it in a bet
It was annoying me so I got rid of it.
What are you talking about? [Looks down] OH MY GOD
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Dylan: Why did you cut off my hand!?
Ryan: You told me to!
There is one braincell being passed around that camp like a hot potato and these two were not in possession of it.
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