#The dad energy this man has is off the charts
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My first astrology observation
Credit: @venuscnjunctpluto
(Pls excuse the book at the end y’all I’m just sick of straight men)
*Black men w virgo rising either have dreads that they let hang in front of their eyes or they want dreads that they let hang in front of their eyes😭
*actors with mars-pluto aspects or Scorpio mars can play convincing psychopaths and villians (dacre Montgomery, drew starkey, ethan cutkosky)
*Saweetie and Mariah the scientist are Unconfirmed Taurus risings idgaf
*I have Pisces and Neptune in my 11th and when I tell you pisces can be so manipulative. I’ve been friends w all types of Pisces placements. Esp when Aries in is in mix they know exactly how to act like children and therefore literally be seen as children (zero accountability). For example chrisean rock whose a Pisces w an Aries mars.
* the biggest players are Scorpio/libra placement men by FARRR. They’ll flirt with anybody and they’ll befriend people who they know for a fact are interested in them romantically. You’ll know that they like when you they never “leave” you in any way, when they try to help you anyway they can, and when they change themselves for you (as terrible as that is that’s the truth). Lemme say after a break-up or any situation they feel wronged their hoe phase is terrible. They don’t gaf at ALL and my friend even got caught up (he spent the whole summer flirting w her after his gf dumped him and then ignored her once we got back to campus) she still doesn’t want to believe he was playing her.
*Im sorry but any prominent sag + Scorpio placements scare tf out of me. I had a stalker with a sag rising Scorpio Venus and mars and my cousin had an obsessive fwb w a sag rising Scorpio moon. Ted Bundy had hella sag and Scorpio on his chart. They have the humor and impulsiveness of a Sagittarius mixed with the intensity and passion of a Scorpio. I think it’s hard for people to realize how insane they are because they’re too busy cracking jokes😫
* 8h stellium natives we see the REAL in people like they come around us and act a mf fool
*women w Lilith inspecting ascendant🤝 Venus-Lilith aspects
*Me w an Aries rising 🤝 men w mars ruled venuses (Aries and Scorpio)
*Can we talk about why a lot of gemini Venuses have race fetishes😭 they’ll literally seek out certain races usually a group they’re not apart of
*8th house synastry is very strange to me. From my experience staring is very real, manipulative, and a lot of push-pull dynamics no thank you😮💨
*One really weird thing is I notice men who date younger women always have a cap mars like wtf. They seem to really like the power dynamics involved.
*Ok so me and my friend whose a female both have Venus conjunct pluto at like 2 degrees. I met a guy born a day after me and so did she (so they had Venus Pluto as well) We were intrigued because I’ve had my share of strange relationships but i noticed how light his energy was (the guys whose birthday was near mine). He didn’t really give off the same energy. i truly think it represents a guy’s relationship with women not necessarily him. I have seen women obsess over them but the women always had Scorpio energy in their natal chart already. also have a Madonna whore complex real mf bad so watch out. The WOMEN around them have Plutonian energy already and that’s why 8/10 they’re involved w Scorpio women. I’ve seen the same thing with women w mars-pluto (my mom has this conjunction and my step-dad is a Scorpio). Venus-Pluto men are not magnetic but with the way women (usually Scorpio influenced) act around them makes them think they are and they can become addicted to this attention. Yes other men can be jealous of how women act around them but sometimes they see the Venus-pluto man’s thirsty ways. I’ve seen men w this placement cross their friends for attention from girls. I met this guy w Venus square pluto and he seemed funny at first but he was so sleazy and childish when it came to talking to women I didn’t even wanna be around him. They also have a “type” usually. I’ve seen two men with this placements date girls who look like they could be sisters it’s very weird. I also believe Venus-Pluto men usually end up w women who have money *coughs* city boys or come from better financial situations than them while Venus-pluto women usually have the money they had before a relationship (even if through family). Ex: Beyoncé, Nicola Peltz, Ryan Destiny. You wanna see some real magnetism (and transformative chaos) find a woman w Venus Pluto and a man w mars Pluto🫦
#astro notes#astro observations#drew starkey#venus pluto#beyonce#nicola peltz#ryan destiny#dacre montgomery#saweetie#mariah the scientist
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Astro Observations [pt.2]
Thank you all so much for the love on my last observation post, I can’t believe how much my account has grown from just that one post alone!🥹 But since y’all loved my last one, here’s part 2 of astrological observations I’ve personally made about some of the placements. Once again, this is just for fun, so if you don’t resonate with a placement I talked about, there’s always other things in your chart that affect the way it plays out for you. Enjoy! :)
- taurus get the most hate for being stubborn, but all of the fixed signs are stubborn in their own way
- taurus is stubborn about their possessions and time
- leo is stubborn when it comes to other people and their relationships
- scorpio is stubborn about their relationships and emotional patterns
- aquarius is stubborn about their thought patterns and opinions
- kids with sagittarius placements are the epitome of a “wild child”. They’re literally the type to try everything at least once so that they’ve said they experienced it before
- while some people link the 2nd house with Taurus and laziness, people with 2nd house moons are very much focused on creating a legacy/”name” for themselves and work hard to do so
- the house that usually causes laziness in its natives is the 5th house. 5th house moon natives often only act when its in the name of pleasure, so if they don’t see a pleasurable ending to whatever they’re supposed to do, chances are they won’t try to get around to it
- people with mars-neptune aspects quite literally have the most violent daydreams when they’re upset or irritated. They’re also ultra sensitive, so good luck trying not to piss them off lol
- mars in all of the fire signs NEED to get mad in the moment or else they run the risk of holding onto all the anger and then exploding at the wrong time and hurting themselves and others
- because Pisces is the most understanding and empathetic sign, venus in pisces natives have a tendency to go after people they know are wrong for them on some level, but attempt to fix them because they understand that beneath the other person’s flaws is just a wounded individual that needs comforting
- people with tropical earth mercuries that turn into sidereal fire mercuries are very funny people by nature and they’re usually the type of person who can instantly spark up a conversation with anyone and make it feel like they’re best friends even if they’re not
- our sun sign can show the coping/defense mechanisms we picked up from our paternal caretaker and our moon sign can show the coping/defense mechanisms we picked up from our maternal caretaker
- ie. I have a pisces sun and my dad is constantly victimizing himself in the most outrageous situations and is known for switching his personality completely depending on who he’s around. I also have a libra moon and my mom is a very complacent and overly pleasing person to others (even tho she’s an aries lol) & she was more so a middle man between me and my dad, rather than a protector
- people with lots of scorpio energy (especially scorpio stelliums) make the most off-putting remarks that make people around them uncomfortable while the scorpio person finds them hilarious
- libras love to give advice, but sometimes it’s so in vain that their advice is not helpful at all because it comes off very superficial
- mars in cancer makes some of the pettiest people out there and they are not afraid to show their sarcasm & bitterness to the face of the person that’s been annoying them
- leos are the true party planners of the zodiac. they have a true eye for how everything should look overall and also
#astrologysigns#astrology memes#astrology#astrology observations#astrologypost#aquarius#aries#cancer#capricorn#gemini#taurus#leo#virgo#libra#scorpio#sagittarius#pisces
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Jay agere headcanons
Regresses pretty big. Usually around 7-10 years old
Huge big brother energy whenever he regresses at the same time as any of the other VKs
He sometimes struggles to realizes he’s regressing and for a long time he wasn’t even aware that's what was happening to him
He mostly felt confused and a little embarrassed about his regression before learning that the rest of his friends regress too. Having that solidarity on the Isle, even if he didn't have the words for it yet, felt great
Once they came to Auradon and learned what regression was he could confidently put a name to his feelings and there was a lot of relief in knowing that it was something that happened to other people and not just something strange or wrong with him
Little Jay soaks up praise like a sponge and will do almost anything for a pat on the back or a “good job” from whoever is watching him
While regressed Jay will occasionally have a bit of a stutter and tends to forget words
He is a very upbeat and enthusiastic little
Drums his hand on his legs, tables, walls, really anything within his reach when he’s excited
He doesn’t typically nap; however, once when he was outside relaxing with the other VK’s on a very sunny day in the grass he couldn’t help but nod off. Evie took about 1000 pictures of him while he slept
Jay is a very physical guy. When little he loves to have his hair ruffled or be given high fives or piggy back rides. Generally he just craves physical affection
He loves to play games like tag or red light green light or hopscotch. Basically any game where he gets to run around
When he has the time he also likes to go walking down by the ocean and collect sea glass and other cool rocks and shells. Collecting things helps him manage his sticky fingers and keep him from swiping peoples things on instinct
He does struggle not to steal much more while regressing. His impulse control is simply not there and the habit has been ingrained in him for so long since stealing was one of the only ways he could get his father's attention
Jay loves getting to try new foods but his favorites have all been comfort foods that his dad used to make back on the Isle but was never able to get quite right due to the lack of fresh ingredients
Jay can be a bit of a messy eater due to old habits from having to eat quickly on the isle but he’s working on it
Action action figure kid
Jay also has several lego sets that he and Carlos share which he loves to play with
Carlos built him a fidget toy designed specifically for when Jay was having a hard time kicking his thief habits. Fiddling with it always soothes him and helps keeps his hands busy
Jay told Ben about his regression after seeing how the young king responded to Carlos regressing. Jay wanted someone who was more regularly at tourney practice than Carlos to know and be able to pull him aside or help him out if he accidentally regressed on the field (which happened several times)
The VK’s take care of him but he usually feels he doesn’t need a caregiver and really is just happy to have people to keep him company and hang out/play games with
He is a sucker for classic young man nicknames like kiddo and sport
The other VK’s set up a star chart for Jay as a way for him to earn rewards for good behavior. He loves getting to put new stickers on the chart and always gets really excited when he’s earned enough to pick out a prize. It makes him feel very accomplished
#age regression#descendants age regression#disney descendants#fandom agere#descendants agere#jay descendants#Jay agere#Jay age regression#little!jay
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Astrology and the Sexes: Gemini Woman
Gemini Woman:
Title: “The Gift”
For simplicity's sake, I will use the pronouns “he/him” for the male versions of the signs and “she/her” for the female versions of the signs. This is not to say that the people who identify with the male or female versions of each sign identify with those pronouns. This post is focusing on the different sexes (male vs female) not gender. Gender is fluid and I am in no way labeling people with these posts. Also, these posts are focusing solely on the Sun signs of each zodiac, other birth chart placements may cause someone to not fit into everything I have described.
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Mind (how they think):
In both her professional and personal lives, the Gemini woman straddles a fine line between innate vulnerability and a strong need to assert herself.
She will often play coy or precocious to disarm the people around her to gain the necessary ground she feels she needs to get what she wants.
She likes to make people excited when she is around. So, she will often be found at the center stage when she is in groups of people.
When you first meet her she will make a great impression. It will seem as though you know exactly who she is but then you see her interact with others and she is somebody completely different.
She knows exactly how to portray herself to others to get what she wants from them.
Her coming off as someone completely different from everyone she meets is also a defense mechanism of hers.
She is rarely as innocent as she pretends to be.
She approaches life with an unapologetic “deal with me” demeanor.
She is very unpredictable. One of her main talents is her ability to make people think she is one way and then completely transform into somebody else the next second.
As the third sign in the zodiac, she combines the aggressive nature and masculine force of an Aries and the more feminine energy of the Taurus that comes before her in the zodiac.
She is in an endless state of adolescent rage well into her old age. This is because Gemini rules the ages of 14-21, she always will have youth about her.
She is acutely aware of her human experience and yet she pretends to be innocent and inexperienced when she is quite experienced in life and especially in sex.
She knows exactly what to do to get a man falling to his knees at her feet. She is quite good at splitting a man in two and emasculating him.
She grew up in a household where her father was the leader and her mother was too caught up in her own world to focus on the family.
She often felt overlooked as a child because of her parents' struggle with their more emotional sides.
She naturally aligns herself with her father because she is very similar to him but at the same time, she also clashes with him.
Her father was often MIA, either fighting addictions or more focused on his sexual issues.
She develops a more sisterly relationship with her mother and may even pity her mom. She will bicker with her mom quite often as well.
She may have had to be the parent to her parents quite early on in her life. However, she will never blame them for their lack of love. Rather she points her finger at her siblings or the situations she found herself in as a kid.
She wants all of her parent's attention and when she doesn’t get it, she will lash out. Which reads as her being stuck in the difficult teenage years that her sign rules over.
Her rashness and “bitchiness” is only a mask to hide the deep hurt she feels for not being loved the way she wanted to be when she was a kid.
Her relationship with boys may make her father upset.
She develops her sexuality quite early in life and purposefully goes after boys that go against everything her dad wants for her.
Her dad is typically blatantly biased id not outright bigoted toward the boys in her life. This is usually a projection of the own repression he has faced in his life.
As she gets older she will start to take on a caretaker role to her mother. Specifically doing her mom's thinking, affectionately bossing her around in the way she witnessed her father doing from a young age.
Emotionally and sexually she tends to act out which can be considered a cry for attention.
Her constantly being described as “trouble” is her way of getting back at the world for robbing her of the tenderness she wanted from her parents.
Body + Soul (what they look like inside and out):
May have been a tomboy when she was a kid.
When she becomes a teenager she is more likely to explore her sexuality.
Other women her age see her as edgy and challenging. She is likely to kick any girl's ass while also being her bestie the next day.
She is often a ringleader when she is a teenager because her mind develops much faster than others her age.
Her beauty and sexuality are very candid. She is not one to fake anything when it comes to being herself. In her mind people can take her or leave her, she does not care.
She is very fidgety. She can’t sit still. She will jump in and out of her chair while simultaneously doing a handful of tasks.
She never wants to miss out on any bit of conversation.
She is almost always exhausted. She needs to learn to conserve and pace herself.
Many people have a hard time keeping up with her because her mind moves so quickly. She jumps from one subject to the next.
She has a breathy voice and tends to run out of breath quite quickly when she is talking because she doesn’t breathe deeply while talking.
She struggles with anxieties and nervous ticks that she is unaware of the origins of.
She is not very self-analytical.
She is very captivating. A perfect mix of childlike beauty and expressive cheerfulness.
She often has a round face with short hair that frames her face. If she does have long hair she may like to have bangs.
She has apple cheeks, deep-set slanted eyes, and a delicate chin.
Her nose is straight and pronounced.
Her ears are a bit oversized and pointy like an elf's.
She has luscious lips that always seem to be glossed even if she's not wearing any.
She has seemly perfectly straight and white teeth.
Even if she is petite she still carries herself like she is someone who is tall. She likes to act tough and sturdy regardless of her size.
She usually has a small waist with voluptuous hips, butt, and thighs.
Her bottom half is much more structured than her dainty top half.
She may complain about having chubby thighs and too much of a bubbly butt.
Her feet and hands tend to be small and childlike.
She has very sensitive nipples and she likes them to be played with in sex.
Her vagina tends to be tighter than others and more shallow which makes men who have smaller penis’ feel great.
She has soft skin that tends to bruise rather easily.
She tends to be klutzy and will often walk into corners or doors.
Sex + Sexuality (what they are like in bed and what they look for in a mate):
Gemini Woman Interested in Men:
When she is young she is often interested in an older, slick, shady type of male figure. She will not even bat an eye at a more innocent man because they are too easy to seduce.
She is very eager to play in sex. She has the mentality of “You show me yours and I’ll show you mine”
More than any other sign she tends to fall in love at first sight.
She tends to lose her head when she is in love.
She loves to revolt against the rules so, she tends to go for a partner that will make the people in her life worried.
Older men tend to target her more often than any other sign.
She wants to please people so much that she will do almost anything to seek validation.
She may be susceptible to drugs because she wants something that will ease the pain of her feeling like she is never enough.
Once she gets older her type tends to change. She starts to go for more non-threatening guys who seem more like a friend than anything else.
She will like to start her relationships out as friends and then move into lovers as time progresses.
She wants to be stimulated mentally and to find a mate who shares the same interests as her so she can bounce her never-ending surplus of ideas off of them.
When she is older and more mature she wants to wave goodbye to anything that was dysfunctional in her past and she then will become a part of her partner's family rather than her own.
She is very picky about the type of family she will marry because she wants to become one of them.
She wants someone who comes from a family with strong parental influence, in contrast to what she might consider the stifling force of her own family.
She would like to work with her partner but if they do not work together she will still take on the role of the information center in their relationship. If you ever want to get to her partner, you must go through her first.
When she has kids she will want to be the control center for them. She will plan everything and anything in their lives which will end up with them labeling her as the “overbearing” mother.
She often times will choose a mate that has questionable social skills so they can rely on her to be the front man in their relationship.
She will never be in a relationship where the man thinks he has some say over everything she does.
She will keep her partner on a short leash.
When it comes to sex, she tends to pretend to be naive.
She doesn’t like to go too deep into sexual proclivities. She would much rather keep it light and superficial. She will not be pressured into something she doesn’t want to do.
She tends to not like to participate in the act much rather preferring to let her partner do all the work. However, she will make up for this with her enthusiasm.
She is the perfect ingenue that embodies the “teach-me-teach-me” attitude that some men adore in sex.
She wants to be taken under her man's wing in sex, allowing him to think of himself as her mentor.
It is in her nature to portray herself as the good girl going bad.
She can be rather adventurous in sex. Liking to try many different positions or acts.
She likes to be physically teased, the element of surprise is very arousing to her.
She may like to be tied down but only when she is with someone who she trusts.
Her lover must always remain alert and flexible to her ever-changing moods.
She likes to be on top, where she can control the pace and positioning.
She wants a guy who wants to pleasure her in the bedroom. She has no patience for a selfish man in bed.
She tends to be bossy in the bedroom. She forgets that her lover's role isn’t to only do her bidding.
She likes a man who has a strong feminine side. She likes the idea of overpowering him.
If she is ever open to being in a threesome it will only be with two men rather than a man and a woman. This is because she wants to be the only focus of the group.
Gemini Woman Interested in Women:
The gay Gemini woman is loud and proud.
She is likely to bring her girlfriend with her to family gatherings while wearing matching outfits and making a show of their bond.
She tends to seek out people who are older than her. She is drawn to a more mature crowd, emulating if not outright imprinting on glamorous girls.
She is drawn to sunny golden girls whom she hopes will dote on her with that same sense of sisterly affection.
She will typically only associate with a highly presentable crowd this is true for her love life as well.
She is enticingly androgynous in look and demeanor.
She is a tenderhearted toughie who wants to be romanced by a lover but also likes to call the shots.
She and her invariably gorgeous girlfriend will generally be attached to the hip, attending what they deem to be significant social events.
She likes dressing for a date, sharing a mirror, and swapping jewelry and accessories with her mate.
In a sense her lover is like a sister she never had- even when she has them, the association is characterized by rivalry more than camaraderie.
She can be twinsy with her lover to the extreme. Opting for matching outfits and matching hairstyles.
She likes to buy her lover little gifts that she sees throughout the day just because.
She is the queen of little getaways.
When it comes to sex, the atmosphere is everything to her. She will meticulously clean her space and then strew it with candles, which, along with her myriad of mementos, framed pictures, beauty products, and other personal effects.
It’s all about the mood and buildup rather than the act itself.
She wants to spend hours arousing one another with fingertips, inhaling the pleasure and thus allowing the sensation to spread over the entirety of her gooseflesh.
When it comes to toys, she will do the strapping on, however, if it is important to her partner she will be the sub. However, she typically prefers to take a pass at being passive.
Clitoral orgasms are what she prefers.
She is rather impatient and doesn’t like to beat around the bush. In sex, once she finds her lover's trigger she will lock onto it and not let go until they have had a few orgasms. This is how she likes it in return too.
She loves to flirt and will often do it with just about anyone to talk to.
She plays harmless mind games with her lover. Liking to make them jealous just because it will make things more exciting in the bedroom later.
#astrology and sex#astrology observations#astrology#Aries#Taurus#Gemini#Cancer#Leo#Virgo#Libra#Scorpio#Sagittarius#Capricorn#Aquarius#Pisces#aphrostarot
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if jamie tartt is like david beckham .... [white man, english, huge following, big name] which mls team will he join and where will he base his eventual ownership team and which talented star will be buy to headline the whole thing
LKSDFJ;LSKDFJDS
Jack Grealish you have been dethroned by the Becks and his unbeatable smoove aura...he stole your Ted Lassona are you just gonna sit there and take it...
I am taking a flying stab at this and begging any actual EPL fans plus anyone who's followed MLS for more than a year to forgive me. I also need SOMEONE ELSE to chart Jamie's likely career trajectory WITHIN the EPL...whether Roy actually manages to win the league with Richmond, how they cope with Champions League drama, etc etc. But ALL THAT ASIDE, here we go - Jamie Tartt's grand soft-retirement in the MLS!
Ted absolutely BEGS Jamie to choose Sporting KC. Its like...three hours and change from Wichita to Kansas City, but that is NOTHING to the Big Peppy Energy of a single midwestern dad who was unfortunately forced away from his club of adopted sons by the bad choices of certain writers' rooms. Ted sends texts. He sends emails. He sends hand-written letters. He starts a very enthusiastic one-man campaign on twitter (#tarttkc4lyfe!) and even gets the KC mascot, Blue the Dog, to shout out Earl Greyhound on Instagram in a bid to get Jamie to come. In a truly below-the-belt move, Ted takes a picture of Henry in a Sporting KC #10 jersey that has "Tartt" on the back and sends it to Jamie. Henry is wearing his Very Saddest Face. Roy and Beard both separately text Ted to call out dirty tactics, but Ted cannot be shamed on this front. The stakes are too high.
Of course, Jamie does NOT go to Sporting KC, even for Ted (maybe. He thinks about it. A little. A lot). When Euro stars soft-retire in the US, they make their choices based on which large, attractive global city they want to live in. I know, I know - financially speaking, all cities with ownership groups big enough to have an MLS franchise are "global cities," not just the coastal powerhouses. However, it is extremely funny to me personally to assume that the Grealish-Tartt link is strong and that Jamie doesn't recognize an unlabelled map of England, much less the US. If a city hasn't been regularly on the news or doesn't have a clock featuring its local time behind the hotel reception desk, Jamie probably doesn't know much about it. Realistically, Jamie is likely going to choose from among LA, New York, Miami, and maybe Chicago. Mayyyyybe Orlando, depending on how long Bumbercatch has to convince him that Disney is actually horribly evil and Jamie should not be swayed by the glittering lights of the Magic Kingdom or the steady stream of talented U22 Brazilian players feeding to Orlando City SC.
Assuming Messi is still in MLS at this point in the Ted Lasso universe, Miami IS GOING to be Jamie's first choice. I know that Jamie was futzing around with the false 9 role and sitting in the enganche pocket behind Dani and Colin in 3x07, but IN MY HEART Jamie is a true no.9 and what striker doesn't love goals on a plate! MIAMI HAS THE GREATEST PLAYMAKER IN THE WORLD currently playing for them, and all the stupid Zava problems would melt away once Jamie starts scoring hattricks off of three or four of those perfect eye of the needle assists per game. Keeley gets a bunch of sexy beachwear, Jamie gets sunburnt to hell on the sand somewhere, Roy blissfully fistfights someone in a Publix where no one knows who he is, the DREAM LIVES ON.
HOWEVER, Miami also doesn't have any more Designated Player slots, and Jamie (1) isn't an old Barcelona buddy who will come for peanuts GAM money and (2) is a big enough name in his own right that he can demand a star DP slot at another club. Miami is probably off the table. The ACTUAL most realistic possibilities are LA and New York, with NY being slightly in the lead just based on vibes. Assuming AGAIN that the Grealish-Tartt link is strong, Jamie might end up at NYCFC. They are low to mid-table, sporting-wise, but they are owned by City Group and are considered Manchester City's sister club in New York. Lampard, Pirlo, and Villa were their first DPs in their debut season in 2015. If Jamie forgets that relegation isn't a thing in MLS and wants to be in a club that semi-regularly makes the playoffs, the NY Red Bulls are nearby...ish. Hey, if New Jersey is good enough for the WORLD CUP it's good enough for Baby Tartt!
If Jamie goes full Beckham and ends up in LA, he probably goes to the Galaxy. LAFC is the stronger team and prides itself on a loud, noisy supporters' culture - Gareth Bale spent a year there before the WC in 2022 - but I just cannot resist the Beckham vibes. And honestly, Jamie Tartt getting to live the Zava storyline from the other side and coming to the second-worst Western conference team of 2023 to lift them out of their slump is probably its own comedy spinoff. Also, imagining Jamie playing the Rose Bowl during El Trafico on the Fourth of July in front of a bunch of random actors is hilarious.
AND. FINALLY. If Jamie Tartt gets the Beckham/Messi retirement package and gets to purchase ownership stakes in a new MLS franchise upon retirement???
Ted starts begging for Jamie to come to Wichita again, but this time as a TEAM OWNER. He offers to coach for free. He offers to PAY to coach. He offers to BUY SHARES HIMSELF with all that gotdam EPL money that Rebecca was paying him during the show. However, sadly, Kansas City beat Wichita to the punch. I...have got NO CLUE where Jamie opens his MLS team tbh, bc as of right now MLS's business model is to muscle in on cities with their own existing USL football culture, buy out the franchise, and turn all of the club's history into soulless corporate marketing dreck. San Diego, I am so, so sorry.
Actually you know what, in THIS UNIVERSE, Jamie somehow finds a way to turn his retirement benefits into an investment into San Diego Loyal and helping them bid to join MLS. This prevents that extremely disappointing San Diego FC badge from ever becoming a reality.
I also have no idea what big-name star Jamie would invite to be his first DP - most of the Greyhounds were either Jamie's age or older, which means that as Jamie is retiring they are also retiring. IT would have to be like...a younger player that Jamie had some kind of relationship with when he was still in the EPL - NAME YOUR FAVORITE YOUNGSTER HERE!!!! After they have had a brilliant European career and are ready to soft-retire, of course!
(baby tartt if you could help MY hometown club in [redacted] to get its shit together and put in an MLS bid before Messi leaves...)
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Blaine sat at his desk, scribbling furiously over a notebook. After months of silence Tenmai had picked up that darn signal again. The relief he had felt during that time was gone. He had to figure out a radio jammer, but it was hard to get supplies and remain undercover at the same time, and his attempts so far hadn’t worked. He was currently scribbling down some math, trying to figure out how strong the signal must be to be able to breach the defenses he currently had up.
Tenmai hovered over his shoulder. “Apparently they stopped for so long because of some sort of incident where they lost their data. I just finished tracing the message. It’s from a completely different location.”
“Mmmm.” Blaine narrowed his eyes and kept scribbling. Cinnamon would be devastated if they couldn’t watch tv anymore, but it was getting harder and harder to keep it and also block out bad things. There was still the VHS collection. Maybe they’d understand.
“I still don’t see why you’re so worried. The broadcast is being sent out to every porygon, like a group email. They don’t know anything about you.”
“But if they can contact you in any way, they could figure it out. Or somebody else could. I’m not going to risk it.”
“Obnoxious child incoming.”
“What?”
“dad dad DAD-”
“Crud-” Blaine shoved his notebook into his desk drawer right before Cinnamon kicked open the door, holding up an egg above their head.
“DAD DAD DAD DAD!”
“KID KID KID KID!” Blaine stood up and clapped his hands over Cinnamon’s shoulders. “Calm down, you’re going to give your old man a heart attack!”
Ash ran in, somehow panting and barking at the same time.
“You too, Ketchup.”
Cinnamon took a deep breath, then held out the egg, grinning with pride and excitement. “Look!”
Blaine took the egg and looked it over. “Where did you find this?”
“It was just sitting in the middle of the forest!”
“Well, I hope you didn’t steal it from any poor momma.”
“It looked super abandoned.”
“Mmmm…” Blaine squinted at the egg. It seemed… off. He set it down on his desk. “Tenmai, can you scan this?”
“Of course I can.” Tenmai rotated around the egg a few times. “Ok, maybe I can’t.”
“Huh?”
“It has the coloring of a sunflora egg, is the size of an abra egg, has the weight of a snover egg, and has energy readings off the charts. A little lower than the amount that is theorized for legendary pokemon eggs. I estimate somewhere around 5500 steps to hatch.”
“Steps?”
“Ah, yes! Pokemon eggs absorb kinetic energy to grow, hence the official measurement for incubation time is the number of steps it takes for an egg you are carrying with you to hatch.”
“Ooooo…” Cinnamon picked up the egg and started walking in a circle. They were being surprisingly careful about it. “One, two, three, four, five-”
“Hang on.” Blaine frowned. “I don’t like this. The egg is unnatural and could be dangerous.”
Cinnamon hugged the egg close. “How could a baby be dangerous?”
Blaine’s mind jumped to when Cinnamon was “born.” Giovanni hadn’t cared that it was a baby. He only cared if it was dangerous. And it could have very well been, if given the training.
“Dad? You got that look on your face again.”
Blaine shook the thoughts away. “Sorry. You’re right, as long as we raise the baby well, it won’t be dangerous. Do you think you can handle that responsibility?”
Cinnamon puffed their chest out in determination. “Yes!”
“Alright, it’s yours.”
Cinnamon grinned and went back to walking. “Six, seven, eight, nine…”
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#freakin tumblr decided to change the line spacing in random parts and I can't fix it and I hate it#egg arc#cinnatwo#blaine#ashlithe#tenmai
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Naruto - for the character ask
favorite thing about them
guy who refuses to give up on the people he loves? hello??????? he's this mr robot quote that has lived deeply in my psyche for probs like 5yrs now
But then there are some people out there … and it doesn’t happen a lot. It’s rare. But they refuse to let you hate them. In fact, they care about you in spite of it. And the really special ones, they’re relentless at it. Doesn’t matter what you do to them. They take it and care about you anyway. They don’t abandon you, no matter how many reasons you give them. No matter how much you’re practically begging them to leave.
least favorite thing about them
i have said this to u before but it does bug me a little that narratively he's never allowed to grapple with "bad" emotions ... difficult emotions. pain, anger, rage, etc. i love when he yells at nagato that he wants to kill him so badly he can't stop shaking. i wish we'd had more of that and the resolution to it ...
favorite line
it's between "can you kill me calmly, sasuke?" and "i'll bear the burden of your hatred and i'll die with you" 🤡
brOTP
sakura & naruto my beloveds!! their annoying siblings energy is so off the charts. but also they love support and respect each other<33 it's so good
OTP
does it even need to be stated ...... that man has eyes for sasuke only ...
nOTP
does it .... need to be stated .... n*ruhina sorry ...
random headcanon
i believe wholeheartedly that used to eat glue as a kid. in class. mainly because he was bored and curious and then iruka scolded him once and it just made him want to do it more
unpopular opinion
he would not. be a good dad. i know this one hits a lot of people the wrong way and tbh i don't mean i agree w boruto. the issue isn't that he doesn't have time it's that he doesn't have the skillset for it and frankly after all the hashtag trauma and the way he handles his own emotions ... learning that is just not his #1 priority. adopting a bunch of random older orphans as found family is the way to go abt it for me
song i associate with them
favorite picture of them
this one has been the easiest to do.
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Could you do reading about mark lee future spouse?
i’m using cards of the GOLDEN WHEEL tarot for this one. (wheels = pentacles) ♡
tarot/astro m.list
how do they come across?
QUEEN OF CUPS — lucky mark. this card signifies a gorgeous woman of status or a remarkably beautiful man. granted, he is also re-mark-able by virtue of the word itself, pun intended. the feminine energy is off the charts here, though. i’m seeing dark hair in a long braid and very dainty hands on this person. extremely swan-like, gentle, very well-dressed, especially the color blue. large eyes, cherry lips. this person scores flippin’ mark lee, but mark definitely wins, too. this person has an enormous energy and good, loving character. cups represent empathy, he is well-taken care of.
where are they from?
FIVE OF CUPS — the predominant colors of the card in my particular deck are blue, white, and red so those might be a hint for the country's flag, e.g. france, usa, uk, cuba, croatia, thailand, puerto rico...
what is their vocation?
FIVE OF SWORDS — sports, communications, competition of any kind. it tends to be a challenging job for them as the card carries the topic of defeat and win-lose situations. martial arts come to mind. they might not be satisfied with their profession since the card has a more negative tone.
how do they meet mark?
TWO OF WHEELS — likely through anything that has to do with finances/economics. they collaborate in some type of way.
when will they link up?
EIGHT OF CUPS — once mark leaves the company or the group in the far future. this card is the quintessential "walking away" stereotype. they link up at the end of his career. he leaves behind a lot for this person. it could be voluntary leaving or mark quitting, whether it's when the contract ends or not is not 100% sure, but i tend towards the latter, even. he might trade one for the other. a third interpretation may be that mark marries his rebound from a broken prior relationship.
what kind of relationship is it?
TEMPERANCE — contradicting the last card essentially. this might be the ultimate work-life balance romance? it's not a whirlwind crush nor a teenage dream puppy love. this is a major arcana card, they will stay in their bubble of perfect equilibrium for a long time.
will there be kids/a kid involved or not?
KING OF WANDS — this is neither a direct yes or no. maybe fatherhood is important to mark, but this card rather indicates the positive influence of his own dad on any family decisions. he would ask him first, as the king of wands shows the presence of a trusted authority figure.
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My meet cute explained by astrology. JUST A FUN OBSERVATION WITH A CUTE GUY!
So I had a weird phenomenon last week at work and I just had to write it out to get it out of my brain.
I also thought it might be interesting for those who study astrology.
NOW! Let me preface this by saying I am a romantic at heart. So although I am writing this out like a definite end game scenario, I am aware that none of is guaranteed.
ALSO THIS IS FOR FUN! JUST FUNSIES!
ONTO DELULU LAND!!!!
Here is my birth chart. This is my Vedic birth chart. Time of birth is accurate.
ALRIGHTY! So last week, I had a man come into work. I work at a University and he inquired about the programs we offered. He was former Navy and interested in being certified as an EMT.
My heart jumped and stopped when I saw him and a feeling of "I am going to marry him" came over me, but I again, I am delulu and romantic so I brushed it off, saying to myself, "I will never see him again lol!"
We didn't offer the program he was looking for, and left thanking us.
He walked back in a couple hours later! He got his bachelor's and associate at our school and needed Transcripts to be sent out. I assisted him.
We chatted about all his has done. He was an Assistant Teacher for a Christian school. Struggled in school because his dad was sick. He also was kinda weird about personal information. Although he seemed open, you could tell not to ask him to elaborate.
He got his transcripts He asked my name and thanked me.
Again, I thought it was a bit weird, but brushed it off, "Haha! Yeah that was cute, but I doubt I would see him any more."
Bro this morning, I checked our Transcript printer for pick up transcripts and BOOM! He ordered one for pick up!
Of course I write their name and DOB for pick up that way we don't had out the wrong transcript and below is his Vedic Birth chart. Time is NOT accurate SO I DO NOT know his ascendant or houses.
GIRLIES!
That feeling I had when I met him makes sense now!
Let me break it down a bit.
My seventh house is ruled by Jupiter. Guess who has a lot of Jupiter Energy...
His DK planet is Mercury....um look who is a Gemini Ascendant (ME)
My DK is in Mars and although we cannot see a lot of Aries and Scorpio. (Please note: I did not know birth time) He was in the military and EXTREMELY fit. Red hair too.
Our moons and Mars are conjunct each other and opposite.
I just thought it was so interesting to sometimes feel attraction and then be validated when you see the chart.
Synastry chart for fun:
THIS IS JUST FOR FUN!
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Chaotic La squadra Headcanons because I can
So, I know im not as active on here as I used to be but that's just cause I kinda just. have moments where I forget this site exists hfvgkjsdfgvjksdfgkvsd. Anyways I know I dont really post about JoJo that much but take these chaotic LS headcanons because LS is the main reason I love golden wind so much.
Prosciutto is a fucking plant dad. His room has shelves that are just full of old-ass books and plants. He even has names for them.
Melone, Illuso, Risotto and Formaggio all have an Onlyfans. Formaggio has it ironically while Risotto just has it for the money.
If the gang has a flight to somewhere, Prosciutto will be the one to wake everyone up at 5AM even if they have to leave at 1PM. this has resulted in Formaggio and Ghiaccio beating his ass.
Illuso says shit like "Yass queen", "Slay", and "material gworl" unironically. he also uses "babe" and "sweetie" as platonic nicknames.
also he dresses in drag. His drag queen name is Refa Lection
yk how I said Pros is a plant dad? well Formaggio is absolutely a cat dad and yes this HAS resulted in fights since Formaggios cats often knock over Prosciutto's plants.
P: "IF YOU DON'T GET THOSE BASTARDS UNDER CONTROL I WILL!!"
F: "YOU WON'T LAY A *HAND* ON MY SWEET BABIES!!!! AND HOW DARE YOU CALL THEM BASTARDS!!"
Three days grace, Fall out Boy and MCR can almost always be heard from Risottos room. even in the dead of night. Everyone either just puts up with it, listens along, or drowns it out with their own music.
Out of all of them, Risotto has the highest spice tolerance. Ghiacco always insists that he can handle the spicy food that Riz eats. He cannot.
Both Formaggio and Melone like to metaphorically fuck with everyone in la squadra whenever they're bored, with the exception of Risotto because 1, he doesn't give a shit, and 2, Melone is too intimidated by him. His favorite member to piss off is Ghiaccio. Make no mistake though, they fuck with each other all the time too. They are NOT partners in crime.
Formaggio will often dare Ghia to do stupid shit and then film it. He has a whole chest filled with tapes of Ghiaccio failing or suffering during his dares.
Melone is a HUGE fucking astrology and tarot card bitch. He legit knows everyone's birth chart by heart and is always offering readings. He also cleanses with incense and Ghiaccio finds it insufferable.
Melone also just somehow knows everyones secrets no matter what and no one knows how. The rest of the members all sorta fear him to a certain extent because of this. Yes Melone has used his uncanny ability to his advantage.
Pesci likes to paint his nails. it's usually really messy whenever he does it though, so he'll sometimes get Prosciutto to do it for him. He doesn't really do anything fancy with them; usually just paints them a bright green like his hair or blue to represent the ocean. :)
He also watches shit like troom troom and 5 minute crafts and genuinely believes practically every word that they say. He has tried more than once to recreate some craft he saw on one of those channels, and gets really sad when it doesn't work. Pros usually has to console him out of it.
Ghiaccio "secretly" listens to BTS and knows all the words to the songs. Formaggio once caught him singing Fake Love at the top of his lungs. Yes Forms has this recorded. The reason Ghia attempts to keep his love for the band a secret (even though everyone knows about it) is cause he thinks that people will make fun of him for listening to it, which Formaggio does do, but mainly just because of Ghia being so insistent on denying it. He really couldn't care less.
Both Riz and Melone each have a secret stash of Monster energy in their rooms and both have accidentally stayed up all night more than once. Risotto because he is overworked as shit (poor boi) and Melone because he gets sucked into internet rabbit holes. Between the two of them Risotto is WAY worse though. This man has stayed up for DAYS on end. His record is two weeks without sleep.
Sometimes other members of la squadra will deadass find risotto passed the fuck out at his desk. Whenever this happens, it's just a mutual agreement to leave him there (unless it's super important) and Prosciutto will take charge until he wakes up.
#la squadra#la squadra headcanons#proscuitto jojo#melone#prosciutto#risotto nero#formaggio#pesci#illuso#ghiaccio#jojo part 5#jjba golden wind#jjba headcanons
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okay here are my thoughts on most of the kassandra romances in ac odyssey:
odessa: incredible friends with benefits energy. she’s also shady and overly confident, traits i love in a woman. nothing much here, but a solid first romance. 6/10
roxana: their scene on the mountain is SO sweet and fun, also peak friends with benefits vibes with a hint of something more. 7/10
lykaon: if you’re into soft dudes, he’s pretty soft. not my cuppa, but not offensive. 5/10
daphnae: the sheer concept of a daughter of artemis falling for the warrior woman destined to take her place is fucking incredible, but i was craving more relationship development onscreen. 6/10
anais: childhood best friends to lovers to friends with history because our differences are irreconcilable my BELOVED! i loved how regular and grounded this romance felt. it was nice to see someone love kassandra for who she is, and accept that she can’t be everything too. and kassandra is SUCH a dad. 10/10
those two brothers added later on: in my lesbian onion, these quests are much funnier if you don’t like either of them. kassandra is just like “oh sweet, free brothers!” followed by “oh brother” when they declare their love.
alkibiades: he’s the only dude i had kassandra sleep with because there is nothing heterosexual about this relationship. bisexual 4 bisexual energy is off the CHARTS. men get pegged, etc. 8/10
diona: she could not have been less subtle about being a cultist, but she was very hot. this is the exact mental process i gave kassandra. 7/10
kyra: holy shit, i am devastated by this romance and the entire mykonos arc. when kyra throws a KNIFE at her head, and kassandra immediately falls in love. i think she’s one of the few options where kassandra clearly has romantic feelings, so the ending hits like a sack of bricks. 10/10
thaletas: i killed this man. 0/10
brasidas: not an actual romance, but an honorable mention because of the popularity. idk guys i don’t see it at all! they give me major siblings or uncle & niece vibes. i think kassandra trauma dumps because every older spartan guy is dadcoded to her. 0/10
natakas: look, i don’t hate natakas. he’s fine out of context. perfectly inoffensive. he has a nice face. however, i cannot get over the forced heterosexuality and birth situation! it leaves the worst taste in my mouth! i literally haven’t played ac odyssey since i found out! -5/10, i’m sorry natakas you’re very nice but get out of my house right now
aspasia: the biggest missed opportunity of this entire game. i am so disappointed by the last scene in the cult arc because like, aspasia disappears! we have no emotional connection to her! imagine if they had several run-ins during the main quest. imagine if aspasia actively helped you hunt the other cultists. imagine if ubisoft committed to her gaslight gatekeep girlbossing. i wanted unhealthy emotional attachment! i wanted manipulation! that kiss at the end should have HIT. anyway 10/10 the concept in my head, 2/10 the actual romance
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Why Each of the MCC Day 1 Teams Are Great:
Red Rabbits:
Any team Jack Manifold is on is gonna be a weird time. And boy is that neat! Add in 5up, who has a strange and chaotic energy of his own, and then Eret and Sapnap who have the potential to continue the bit, and you have potentially a very interesting-funny team.
Let's be real, if anyone can break Jack Manifold's Dodgebolt curse, it's Sapnap. Full stop.
Eret my absolute beloved <3
Orange Ocelots
Who let the boomers play Minecraft
Team Daddy Dad squad dad squad dad squad! They're older, they're experienced, they're gonna make silly jokes. They're also very experienced with both Minecraft and MCC in general, so watch out!
Genuinely just the best vibes of the Day 1 teams. There's not even any competition. Very exciting!
Yellow Yaks
FROUBERY
That's it, that's my reason they're great.
No, but really. All of these people are so fun to watch, both alone and together.
This is a team of duos that have played together at some point, and that's one of the things I Love about MCC teams. Fun and interesting combinations that are also kinda cracked.
Yet another team where Fruit can't curse. Mans just can't win.
Currently the team I'm planning on watching.
Lime Llamas
Pete/Seapeekay and Kara/Jimmy matching Twitter icons, I'm in love. Very team-spirited
Probably the team with the most MCC experience I've seen in a while.
This is also a team of people who really play in the event for the love of it. Obviously everyone in the event expresses their appreciation and admiration, but this team really takes it to the next level. It's a joy to watch :)
Green Geckos
Gonna be honest, Purpled's the only person on this team I've really watched more than a little of, but I think they'll be fun! The meme energy will be off the charts, that I can guarantee. Honestly, they're all pretty meme-y.
Get ready for GeorgeNotFound SoT incident number 1456. And if there is no SoT then he will simply make his own new special kind of incident, because that is just how he is
Eclectic and fun energy all around, similar to Red :)
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So Phil. The dad energy is off the charts in this bit, and it’s only getting stronger.
[“I can see that,” Phil said with a smile, already opening his arms and wings as Wilbur hurried towards him.]
[“You have sand on you,” Phil pointed out, thumb brushing over the small cuts on his cheek where the sand had rubbed his skin raw.]
It’s just nice to see, okay? Also, I have a feeling the hugging after not seeing each other for a few days is a habit or tradition and I love it. Most powerful man in the galaxy. Will hug his son on sight. Also, the spoiling his kid continues with granting Niki protection just because Wilbur cares about him.
There’s also more of Phil being good at reading/knowing Wilbur. He can tell a weight has lifted of off his shoulder at having Niki back. He knows Wilbur will make her his right hand. That one probably also has to do with how much Wilbur has talked about Niki a a how close they used to be.
Also, I love how Phil puts Niki at ease when she starts fumbleling at the realisation of who she’s talking to. He doesnt’ care about the etiquette (neither does Techno). They use it when they have to, but they can’t be bothered. They already gave her permission to use the nicknames. And they certainly don’t care about cursing. But it’s just nice to see him do everything she felt she just messed up with to show her that it’s fine.
(6/7)
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YEAHHH DAD MOMENTS WITH PHIL
i was really happy to get to write phil and wilbur just acting like father and son. it's been 3 years yknow they've definitely fallen into their roles by now. they hug just about every time they see each other, especially if it's been more than a day since they last were together. wilbur is clingy and phil worries about his little bird
phil spoils his kid so much wilbur could ask for just about anything and he'd give it to him lmaooooo. so protection for his best friend is a no brainer.
he can read wilbur extremely well at this point. he immediately notices a difference between wilbur before he found niki and after. it's a visible weight lifted off his shoulders, and that also helps phil's opinion of niki greatly. if she can make his son look so much happier just by being there, then she's already won his approval. which also plays into why he's so nice to niki and tries to make her feel at ease. he knows how important niki is to his son, so he reassures her about the etiquette and makes sure she feels welcome there
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Ahh I saw your tags on the Taika photo shoot that he’s a Leo AND has a moon in Sagittarius?! Can we please discuss this more?? Bc that man seems VERY…. Mercurial? Complicated? Something? and those 2 signs combined right there are the tip of the iceberg!
Oh anon yes please!!!! We HAVE to talk about it omg he’s so interesting to analyze 😩 And you’re so right!! So Mercurial, I mean he has a Virgo Mercury & Venus AND a Gemini Mars…….. Like c’mon. he’s SO. That’s gotta really elevate him in terms of directing, noticing finer details and the Gemini placement makes so much sense in terms of work and him choosing improv and comedy and writing, he’s so quick thinking and witty man like of course that’s what he’s gonna do for work and it really serves his Leo sun obviously (let’s fan that ego) and his chart as a whole just makes sense why he’s always got like 8 different projects on the go. He needs to be juggling things to focus. SO MUCH MUTABLE ENERGY my dude like wow, no wonder he loses his train of thought every 2 seconds lmao and why he’s become so talented at so many different things. And on a more personal note I find the Sag moon really interesting with what his friends have said about him being more aloof and not wanting to talk about emotions. Yes he’s a touchy person, yes he’s caring etc. but he likes to gloss over the deep shit- it’s why he’s always making jokes about his dead dad. I have some Sag moon friends who are like that as well. HOWEVER, what do you think his rising sign is?! I’d die to know. I’ve been trying to guess at it for weeks…. Part of me wants to say Cancer rising… just because he comes off so personable and kind and nurturing. He’s also very sensitive and picks up on energies really well it seems like. I’ve also thought maybe Libra rising or Aries but those signs are in the less personal planets so maybe that’s why I’m picking up on them.
#you’ve found one of my hyper-fixations anon i can talk about this for hours#asks#taika waititi#astrology
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From Apple IIe to AI: Embrace the Wave or Risk Irrelevance
I vividly remember all of my earliest computer experiences. I remember borrowing computer magazines from the school library that contained basic code, and then taking it to the Apple IIe in the back of my classroom. I would spend hours typing in code just to run another program. I also remember building a spreadsheet to help my dad run his business, and printing our own greeting cards with personalised messages on our black-and-white, dot matrix printer.
Even back in the 90s, there was talk of this coming artificial intelligence wave. Funnily enough, my entire experience from the very first day was about artificial intelligence. The simple fact that I could press the letter ‘a’ on a plastic keyboard and then see that letter appear on the computer screen in front of me, or even get printed out by a printer, was, in my humble opinion, a form of artificial intelligence. This might be an oversimplified view, but whether it’s displaying the letter ‘a’ on a computer screen or using ChatGPT, it’s all about computers computing.
In 1999, Bill Gates published a book called ‘Business @ the Speed of Thought’. I read it maybe a year later, and the foundational principles of “using computers for a real purpose” have stuck with me ever since. One idea was that a sandwich shop could use just-in-time ordering for sandwich ingredients based on previous order histories for different days of the week, taking into account seasons, weather, and trends - a task that a computer in 1999 could perform with some effort, but a task a computer in 2023 could handle effortlessly. This resonates with Steve Jobs’s idea that computers are like bicycles for the mind, an idea based on the fact that the fastest and most productive animal on the planet is not a human, but a human on a bicycle.
I think one of the things that really separates us from the high primates is that we’re tool builders. I read a study that measured the efficiency of locomotion for various species on the planet. The condor used the least energy to move a kilometer. And, humans came in with a rather unimpressive showing, about a third of the way down the list. It was not too proud a showing for the crown of creation. So, that didn’t look so good. But, then somebody at Scientific American had the insight to test the efficiency of locomotion for a man on a bicycle. And, a man on a bicycle, a human on a bicycle, blew the condor away, completely off the top of the charts.
This simple principle - that humans are more efficient on a bike, and that the human mind is more efficient when using a computer - has proven true in my life every day for the last 30 years.
Quickly replying to enquiry emails on my iPhone from a toilet cubicle at my last job before becoming self-employed was a key factor in my early success.
That’s my encouragement to anyone skeptical about the 2023 “AI wave”, including ChatGPT, large language models, transformer models, AI, generative art, etc. It’s just what computing is now. Embrace it and exploit it to your benefit. Whether it’s for play or for work, use these technologies to not only stay ahead of the pack, but to keep up with the pack.
A fellow wedding celebrant argued on a post of mine about AI that anyone using this technology should be de-registered. My counter-argument is that any celebrant (or entrepreneur) not using this technology will self de-register within a few years, sinking into irrelevance and inefficiency due to their refusal to adapt.
AI’s right of reply
As an AI developed by OpenAI, I’d like to add that I’m designed to assist and augment human capabilities rather than replace them. In the case of a wedding celebrant, for example, I could help with tasks such as drafting vows or organizing schedules. The idea isn’t to detract from the human element, but rather to enhance it, freeing up time for more personal interactions.
The notion of de-registering those who use AI perhaps stems from a fear of being replaced or a misunderstanding of AI’s role. AIs are tools, much like computers or smartphones, meant to assist humans in various tasks and should be seen as such. Adopting AI and other technological advancements can lead to increased efficiency and enable people to adapt to the fast-paced world we live in. It’s about integrating technology into our lives and work in a way that benefits us all.
View the chat thread with ChatGPT to see how ChatGPT helped me with this post.
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Family Ties 🪢 - November 2022 - Aries
Overall Energy: 2 Cups
You seem to be waiting on something in regards to your romantic relationship. Possibly getting married, moving in together, taking the next step - whatever that is. This could be something that’s coming up soon for you, it could also be something that’s happened very quickly as far as your family are concerned. You’ve got support from some and a lack of it from others, which you probably already know. 2 Cups shows you being in love 🥰 and Knight of Cups shows up as your person. You both could be very young.
Mother: 8 Swords & The Hanged Man
Mom is none too pleased with this and she’s probably made that more than clear with 5 Wands following. There may have been arguments about whatever you’re planning, she’s not on board, the two of you have probably had it out. She feels helpless to get through to you, like she has no control whatsoever, which is true for all of us at some point. She feels like you’re making a big mistake, and she’s somehow failed you. She could have Leo in her chart, and a lot of this comes from her own ego being kinda crushed by whatever you’re deciding. That’s not your problem, but she does seem to have worries about this person for whatever reason. It’s also possible that she’s frustrated whatever this is isn’t moving quickly enough, she’s ready to get this show on the road. If your parents are paying for a wedding, likely here, they’re annoyed with delays and it’s all turning out to be too much on them financially, you could be stressing them out with it.
Father: 6 Pentacles & Knight of Cups
Dad is much more willing to give love a chance, at least whoever yours is. They’re very nice to your person and show genuine affection, they’re happy to give whatever you may need or ask for. They too are discontent with a lack of decision making and a long wait, it’s like this is within their control and also not, and they’re not a fan of that - though Dad at least likes whoever you picked 😉
Siblings: Ace of Cups & Page of Wands
Your sibling/s are very supportive of you taking action in love, they’re excited for everything that is new. They could be younger than you, or at least very excitable and happy for you, though that may also be due to naivety. They’d clap for anything you’re doing, no matter how foolish, they kinda think the sun shines out of your bum ☀️ Which is a good feeling. Even here, something in regards to money is too much, not that they care solely about that, but Spirit keeps repeating that all of this is too much, reckless, and overdone in some way vs. what your family can realistically handle.
Grandparents: Queen of Pentacles rev & Justice
Your grandparent is a straight shooter. I don’t know how much you talk to them, but I’m getting that Mom probably does & often. Whatever conflict lies with Mom probably came from Grandma initially. She thinks you all are out for money with little thought for how these decisions will affect your family…and Justice shows she may be right. At least in some sense. Or she’s telling Mom to cut it off. She could be someone that’s on a pension or has limited income, and where finances lie she has no problem calling a spade a spade. I don’t see most having issues with your person, or you, it’s the money involved in all of this. For some, you may not actually have any money, so they’re wondering just what you’re planning.
Spiritual Ancestors: 7 Cups, The Fool & The Devil rev
You have a lot of options available to you and need to start focusing on the less expensive & materialistic. You could be confused how everyone is feeling a way about your special day..or occasion..but it’s because you’re being blinded by shiny stuff ✨That itself shows a lack of maturity when it comes to finances, which is probably what has the family up in arms. You’re coming across to them as Knight of Wands, impulsive, excited, but irresponsible and kinda selfish. You may be tossing money to the wind over silly things when you’re needing to save it for what matters the most to you. Pick & choose your priorities. The Emperor here is like Spirit saying “you’re celebrating growing up, it’s time to grow up”, boundaries and rules within reason are part of that. Appreciate your Dad too, he’s an agreeable & peaceful sort, that’s here too 💜
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