Dating can be challenging, yet Peter Parker has a variety of love interests thirsting after him at any given time. He shares his wooing wisdom by presenting the Spidey System.
Step 1: Spark Interest
Aggressively and awkwardly wear down your target.
Step 2: Peak Curiosity
Compell your target to seek you out.
Step 3: Investigate Physique
Wear something that leaves little to the imagination.
Step 4: Ditch Completely
The most essential step!
Leave your date with zero warning. It will leave them wanting more.
Step 5: Excuse Absence
Provide a bogus reason for wasting their time and expectations.
Step 6: Youthful Indiscretion
The immaturity will make you appear aloof. Allowing you to replicate the Spidey system again and again with the same targets.
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What creature vibes I get from Harry Osborn (from someone whose only seen TSSM, USM(tv) and the Raimi movies)
1st comic book: oppossum
2nd 90s show: domestic rat
3rd TSSM: mouse. Mousey boy
4th USM(tv): hampter
5th MSM: idk, dog? He’s not giving anything
To be continued (tumbler won’t let me add more pictures)
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I realized a bunch of people like my Doc Ock post, so I decided to make this. My genuine opinions on those animated versions of Doctor Octopus. I apologize for any spelling mistakes, I'm not fully awake right now.
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Genuinely love Curt Connors.Easily my favorite Spider-Man rogue.
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Whoops, i ended up making an entire video about the guy ever
Check it out if you'd like, hope you enjoy!
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2 teenagers try talking to a college student
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Moldavite my boy in the different show, spider-man 1994, TSSM, USM and MSM
Not only in different show but also get clone by different Mysterio and Chameleon that belong in the show too! So… I guess this is Mol’s verse
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The Spectacular Spider-Man (2008-2009)
"Hey, if I wanted all the glory, I wouldn't wear a mask."
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