Best Polyamorous Ship Group 2 Round 1

ROUND 1: PART 2

Propaganda under cut

Lord Arum

● Okay so from what I've listened to he's not called a dragon but he is a four-armed, two-legged reptilian man who is born/created to be the guardian and caretaker of an ancient massive magical plant house called The Keep. So, magic lizard guarding magic castle sounds like a dragon to me.

He falls in love with a male human knight and a female human scientist. Bi and poly rights! We have enemies to lovers, homoerotically charged duels, and desperate acts of kidnapping to save the only thing he loves that leads to him finding more people to love (and also saves the only thing he loved).

Midgardsormr

● Midgardsormr is the Windwyrm, a dragon who governs over the winds. Dragons in Dragalia Lost are considered an important part of nature itself, standing apart from humanity.

However, the protagonist's ancestor, Alberius, formed an incredibly close bond with Midgardsormr, to the point of completely changing his opinions on humans and the world at large. This culminated in them both rebelling against Elysium (who is essentially a dragon god) to protect humanity from his divine judgement.

Even three hundred years later, Midgardsormr clearly still thinks highly of Alberius and their time together.

Quote: "Then I ask you once more, Midgardsormr: Can dragon and man forge a true bond?"

"They can. The days I lived with Alberius in centuries past are proof of this— and those bonds continue through time. I shall protect this world he created, where dragon and man can journey as one."

Comic: https://i.imgur.com/BZqic79.png

Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPcw1NykG6k

im without internet for a month, but while i have a brief bit of data, heres some second citadel doodles - it was truly the only podcast i had downloaded and i listened to 3 seasons in like 5 days 🧍

🦎 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 🦎

Feel like pure shit just want them back x

(pose insp here)

welcome to night vale is dating the magnus archives. they opened their relationship a while ago and so the magnus archives started dating the penumbra podcast, a young podcast but experienced in polyamory. the magnus archives has an extensive polycule of queer fiction podcasts, and welcome to night vale is a little old but still gets on with everyone—the dilf of the polycule, if you will. the penumbra podcast is very involved but not necessarily official with most other podcasts. when you talk to the magnus archives or the penumbra podcast, they go on about their polycule and offer you and your queer fiction podcast friend to join in. does this make sense?

I WANNA BE A SPACE PIRATE

Sexiest Podcast Character — Scripted Bracket — Round 3

Propaganda

Peter Nureyev (The Penumbra Podcast: Juno Steel):

His character is the reason the term "Homme Fatale" became a thing

Homme fatale, living by the mantra of be gay, do crime. V secretive and just the right amount of flirty. Also I love him

He’s a slutty master thief who slept with a detective he went on 1 date(murder case) with and then fell ass over tea kettle in love. Literally can’t think of anything sexier

Antigone Funn (Wooden Overcoats):

An extremely agoraphobic mortician of a local funeral home who has every disease. Nervous wreck. Makes noises when stressed. An artist at heart (her embalming fluid is imbued with the fragrance of cinnamon).

she's the goth gf of your dreams. she's an undertaker, a romance novelist, a hot air balloon pilot, and she has interiority for days

It's antigone or unfollow me

please, everyone, antigone deserves this. she ghost-wrote a wildly successful erotic novel and then faked the death of the fake author. she didn’t leave her house for 17 years except to go see horny french films every thursday. she accidentally ended up in a love triangle with a hot domme lesbian circus ringmaster and her own employee. she broke up with a doctor after one date because he didn’t respect her career (and also his parrot hated her). she experienced years of carnal yearning for her professional rival only to finally realize she was actually okay on her own. she drinks embalming fluid. she thinks of funerals as an art form. she was diagnosed with depression as an infant. she wanted to be a clown when she grew up. her hero is a historical female scientist who has a statue with her tits out. she’s been attacked by owls. a bunch of children thought she was a forest witch. the rest of the village thought she was dead. she has committed multiple counts of breaking and entering. she designed artisanal chocolates that put you in a temporary coma. she can’t eat her own chocolates because she’s allergic to everything. she attracts shadows like a magnet. she’s a woman in STEM. if you have any love in your heart for goth weirdgirls you’ll do the right thing. ANTIGONE SWEEP

GUYS PLEASE

PLEASE VOTE FOR ANTIGONE!!!!!

CMON DON’T LET MY GIRL “CANNONICALLY WANTED BY EVERYONE ON THIS ISLAND” LOSE!!!

Considering committing voter fraud for Antigone. My girl 😔

Vote Antigone because do you understand how narratively satisfying it would be if she won??? Season one? She could barely go outside her mortuary. Season four? Modeling for a sexy calendar. THE CHARACTER GROWTH!!!!!!! Nothing more sexy than that.

COME ON Y'ALL VOTE ANTIGONE. VOTE FOR MY HORNY GOTH QUEEN!!!!!

VOTE ANTIGONE OR DIE

IF YALL DONT VOTE ANTIGONE UR BLOCKED. This isn’t even a joke.

i’m sorry but this is the funniest thing i’ve ever drawn so i need to share it

I love podcasts bc you have so much freedom with how weird you can get with headcanons and portraying the characters in visual fanart. who says everyone working at the Magnus Institute isn't rocking lightning mcqueen sketchers all day everyday? who says people of the Second Citadel don't all have glow-in-the-dark face tattoos? who says the USS Hephaestus crew don't all have neon-coloured hair? who says the Order of the Fallen Star doesn't carry around loafes of bread all the time? who are you to tell me otherwise?

Best Polyamorous Ship Group 2 Round 2

[id: a digital drawing of damien, rilla, and arum from the penumbra podcast. rilla is sitting flushed against arum's front, while damien kneels in front of the both of them, flushed. rilla has her hand on damien's jaw, tilting his head up, while arum has one hand curled around the back of his neck, the other grazing his arm.]

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Juno deserves a little broding, as a treat.

Nureyev and Arum should really be swapped because we all know Nureyev is Lord Darkness Edgeman with how emotionally constipated he is, but this looked better LMAO