does he know that i'm fucking crazy?

did this little shit just break the fourth wall to call me single to my face. Rude

Adam wants to have an excuse for the cuts so he gets a cat

Lucifer: I thought you were a dog person?

Adam: Yes I am, but look at her! Isn’t she the cutest?!

Lucifer, looking at the cat that MAY look a little like cursed cat Alastor: I guess, but still, she’s creepy.

-Later-

Adam on his knees: Look little kitty, I need you to- *Cat scrathes him so much that he has those little cuts all over his body*

Adam: LUCIFER!

The origin of his wounds being cat scratches is so funny dkfjdssd

Okay guys here's the official explanation for that comic:

Adam started provoking Husk on purpose and Husk had just recently run out of his card weapons so he took out the claws instead. Chaos ensued.

thank you season 3. you gave us HIM. other sketches: [jock!TK] [eating!Carlos]

here's some rough ideas for my tmnt designs! (don't think i'll ever be 100% sure tough)

also yes Mickey and Donnie have matching bracelets

Top five Fuffy fics (written by authors other than yourself)

Well, I'm not sure the restriction's necessary: I don't think I'm being unduly modest in saying there are a lot more than five Fuffy fics out there that are much better than anything I've ever written (or even come close to writing, frankly).

Uh. Limiting myself to one per author and to completed works only, and not trying to sort the top five in any way, without thinking about it too hard my top five would be:

To Live In The World by IvorySteel92. There are lots of Season 6 Fuffy fics, lots of which are really, really good, but this is the only one that made me cry twice, so it must be the best. Faith comes to Sunnydale after Buffy dies to try to do the right thing and take over as the Slayer, but then Buffy comes back to life. Only this time, unlike in canon, Buffy really does come back wrong...

Je me souviens by zulu. A classic, from all the way back in 2005. Again, there are lots of Season 4 Fuffy fics -- including at least one more that I love and that almost made this list -- but I don't see how I could not include this one. Faith wakes up from her coma, not knowing where she is, struggling to remember the fading details of a dream in which somebody she can't remember is chasing her with a knife. To the extent there is a single Fuffy fic any fan of the ship should be familiar with, I think this must be it.

147 Days by TigerDragon. Another relatively older fic -- this time from 2012 -- but one which doesn't seem to have gotten quite as much recognition as I think it deserves. It's part nine of a fourteen part series (starting all the way back in Season 3 and carrying on well past canon), but you don't really need to know much more than that this is -- technically -- canon-compliant, and that it covers the time Faith spends in prison while Buffy is dead. I think it's amazing and that far more people should read it.

Flowers For A Ghost / The Girl From Away by aliceinwonderbra. I'm cheating a little bit here, as these are technically two separate stories, though you could read them in either order and both have the same starting premise. Buffy wakes up in hospital surrounded by her friends after jumping into Glory's inter-dimensional portal to save Dawn. Only, she isn't waking up surrounded by exactly who she thinks she is. While the main reason I got into Fuffy a few years ago was rewatching Buffy during lockdown and finally having the pieces click, I genuinely think this series runs it a close second. I don't think I would have started writing anything Buffy related myself if -- having finished that rewatch -- I hadn't thought "huh, I wonder if anybody has ever written Faith/Buffy fanfiction?" and eventually stumbled onto these stories.

Body Language by explosionshark. As a rule, and despite my many complaints about Season 7 itself, I think Chosen was pretty close to the perfect way to end the show, which makes me a little wary of post-canon fics. But this one is so good it makes a mockery of any reservations I had: I cannot imagine a happier, more faithful-to-the-characters continuation to Buffy and Faith's story. (Oh, and as the tags make clear -- and as I think Faith would insist my previous description already strongly implies -- Buffy and Faith have a lot of sex in this one.)

Appreciation post for everyone that has catered to my shameless self promotion lol. Met another follower goal a few days ago ❤️

Hopefully you all have gotten some lulz out of my chaos 🤣

*does a funny little dance*

EEHEHEHHEEH THANK YOU???!!! THAT'S SO MANY CRITTERS AAAA!!! :D

I'm genuinely so so so glad y'all enjoy my content, I really can't believe it. Every day I wake up to kind comments and reblogs-

It means so much to me. Genuinely. Thank you so much!!!!!! I'd love to hold an emotional speech rn hmm :')

Thanks so much. Really. Thank you. 402 people enjoying my things. My silly rambling. My little requests. THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART AAAAGAHAHDJFJJD 😭😭😭😭😭

I wanna do something funny for 500 btw so BE PREPARED EHEHEH

Darry and Tim chilling (gay)

how does one chill gayly u may ask (demonstrated below)

IMPORTANT NOTE: i gave darry a blankie!

If you intentionally misgender Mhin in tags on my art I’m quietly wishing you an early death and a life filled with misfortune

what do you want!!!!!!!!

does anyone know what the first step of unlearning shame is. please say it’s substance abuse

*Mashing them together*

I know we are giving some commotion to fat butches but can we… see some fat butches?

hi! i just wanted to clog up your inbox a little to say that your books made a big impression on me as a teenager (you were one of my favourite authors for years! and i still look back at your books fondly) and that i went to watch the film of the fault in our stars as a teen freshly in remission from cancer and it made me cry, not out of plot reasons but because the film showed augustus getting the same chemotherapy that i did and i knew what the side effects were going to be, which in hindsight was either the least ideal time or most ideal time to watch that film hahaha. so thanks, for both writing a book that stuck with me (for obvious reasons perhaps) and for giving me a reason to cry in a cinema hahaha

anyway, this is a very long winded way to say i’m glad you’re back on tumblr. it’s good to see you again :)

My favorite thing to be is someone's favorite author when they are a teenager, and then for them to grow older and get into other books. They read Toni Morrison and Neil Gaiman and whoever else and they get new favorite authors!

It is hard to explain why this makes me so happy, but it's like they allowed me to have this big and important place in their lives, and hopefully I helped a little with their growing up, and now they are grown and ready for other stuff.

It's like they graduate from me! But then if I am lucky they still hold a soft spot in their hearts for me, their old alma mater. And maybe sometimes they even go back and read those books and think these are pretty good actually, and then one day give them to their own kids when their own kids are teens.

That is my very favorite thing. Thank you for choosing me as your favorite author. Thank you for graduating. Thank you for bringing your whole self to The Fault in Our Stars with such openness and generosity. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.