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count-alucard-tepes · 8 months
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I just got a realized Doffy and Tesoro are at Impel down together…could you imagine the amount of entitlement is being screamed down the halls of level 6?!😂😂😂
Doffy: *shouting from one part of the hall* “Do you know who I am!? I used to be a celestial dragon and a king!”
Tesoro: *shouting from the other side* “I used to be ruler of my own country and the richest man on the world!”
Doffy: *goes silent before laughing* “Tesoro!? You asshole, you’re in jail! Loser!”
Tesoro: “you’re doing as if you’re not in fucking jail as well, you prick!”
Doffy: “pfft! Bet your ass that you got caught doing shady shit again…told you that would catch up to you”
Tesoro: “What in the actual fuck!? You’re doing as if you weren’t doing shady shit!? You literally wear sunglasses to disguise all the shady shit you do!”
Doffy: “How dare you insult my sunglasses!? They cost more than your stupid pink suit!?”
Tesoro: *scoffs* “…my underwear costs more than your entire closet!”
A few days later…
Doffy: “…let’s be friends…there’s only two of us of our caliber in here anyway”
Tesoro: “Absolutely not!”
Doffy: “What!?”
Tesoro: “…lets be best friends forever, Doffy”
Doffy: “Aww…you’re the best, Tessie!”
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Accidental Marriage: Gild Tesoro x Reader
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➼ Word Count » 0.6k ➼ Warnings » None ➼ Genre » Accidental Marriage AU, Romantic
The morning light filtered in through the windows, hitting your eyes as they gently grazed over your skin, beckoning you to wake up. You groaned as you tossed over, not wanting to get up just yet. Your head was killing you and you found yourself annoyed that you had drank so much at the bar. God, you hoped you hadn't embarrassed yourself in front of all the other tourists and guests. You didn't think you could leave your hotel room if that was the case. Speaking of your hotel room, the bed you were laying in was so warm and ridiculously soft, that you found it amazing you were granted such luxuries in one of the cheapest rooms.
"Morning." A deep voice rumbled as someone entered the room.
You jolted up quickly, staring at the mysterious man who had entered when it finally hit you—this wasn't your room. In fact, you'd never seen this room in your life. Your eyes bolted around to take in everything—from the gold-colored sheets to the spotless tan rug that covered the room.
He chuckled, "It's different, isn't it? The rooms up here are so much nicer than the one you had rented."
"Wh-where..?" You began to ask, slightly nervous as you observed the way he stalked toward you slowly, his dress shoes hardly making a sound as he walked across the carpet.
"This is my room," He responded, "Figured it was only right to take you here after last night."
"What happened last night?" You questioned, praying that you hadn't gotten yourself into anything you wouldn't be able to climb out of. I mean, you were already in debt, how much more could you really take?
Your confusion only grew when he pointed to the beautiful and expensive golden ring that adorned his finger. Looking down, you noticed a matching one encasing your own hand.
You felt light-headed. You were all the way out here at the Gran Tesoro, and you'd managed to get yourself married to the man in charge. Was it a trap? Some kind of ploy? You didn't have very many resources to turn to to be able to get yourself out of whatever he planned to do.
He moved his larger hand on top of yours, "It's a bit more spontaneous than I usually like, but I'm sure we could make this work."
"What? Are we seriously staying married?"
"Don't sound so disappointed, baby," He cooed, brushing a strand of hair out of your face, "we could be perfect together. I was looking for a new business partner anyway."
Your eyes lit up at the sound of a job opportunity, clasping your hand over his own in excitement. This was it. This would be your big break. Then you wouldn't have to scrounge around for cash anymore.
"Ok!" You responded, smiling widely at the flamboyant man, "Give me a second to get ready and I'll meet you outside!"
He patted your head affectionately before standing and making his way out. You threw on the most lavish white dress you could find in your closet, once you were sure he was gone. You were determined to make a good first impression as Tesoro's new spouse. The public needed to see you at your best if you planned on making this work. So, with a few sprits from the perfume that sat on the nightstand, you started to make your way out, thrilled at the thought of starting a new life.
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djdjdjmk · 8 months
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The "My crewmates got stolen by a strawhat menace club" meeting after Wano.
Doffy got kicked out since his crewmates were stolen by strawhat allies.
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invizz · 5 months
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☽🎃 did a little thingy!🎃☾
down below are the single pictures (but with a special kick (not really, but it sounds more fancy))
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shurryal · 1 year
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kartoffelstern · 7 months
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waiting was boring so I started doodling a lot╰(▔∀▔)╯
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cranity · 2 years
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Diez Fleur
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dittobooty · 9 months
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First set of my One Piece film villain memes is Gild Tesoro.
This man really tried to heal his trauma with money and bitches instead of therapy.
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partyanimal167 · 3 months
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There's no right answer 👍🏾 (If you've looked at my blog, you know the right answer)
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mastomysowner · 8 months
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很杂很旧的 by 鳄了来口巧克力
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count-alucard-tepes · 8 months
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During a warlord meeting…
Doflamingo🦩: *sitting bored as Sengoku talks for what feels like 5000 years before slamming his hands on the table* “Holy shit, Wani! I just realized something!”
Crocodile🐊: *winces and glares at him* “…only realized now that you’re an idiot…oh how wonderful..”
Doflamingo🦩: “pfft no…I just realized I found our love child not too long ago!”
Crocodile🐊:
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Literally everyone in the room:
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Doflamingo🦩: “…Wani, chill…I’m being serious! He owns a casino and shit too” *shows him a picture on his phone*
Crocodile🐊: “…I can’t believe I’m actually saying this…but you’re right…”
Doflamingo🦩: “Right! Bitch stole our looks!”
Somewhere on Grandline…
Gild Tesoro⚜️🏅: *sneezes* “…someone’s fucking talking about me!? Peasants…”
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optreasurecruise · 3 months
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onepiece-polls · 10 days
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One Piece Crack Ship War - Round 1 Side E
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Propaganda under the cut.
GilDrago: El Drago is the first One Piece movie villain who has a straight-up fetish for gold. Gild Tesoro is the 13th One Piece movie villain who has a Devil Fruit that allows him to control gold (and runs a casino covered in gold). It's a match made in heaven.
Viola x Katakuri: I see 2 hot people, I want them to kiss ;) plus I think they would get along well.
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gasolineclown · 4 months
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Damn it’s the homeless boys hour
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kartoffelstern · 8 months
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so I watched movie Gold and this is all I could think about
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