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reunitedinterlude · 3 months

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demands (2024 / 2016 / 2015)

bonus (2017):

#cw food #dan and phil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #amazingphil #phil lester #danandphilgames #dpgdaily #phan #dnp gifs #my gifs #compilation #dnp liveshows #BUBBLE TEA WITH THE BOYS - Dan and Phil play The Sims 4: Season 2 (9)#World Mental Health Day - Sunshine Danny and Phil in a Cheese Onesie #COMIC SANS AND PAPYRUS - Dan and Phil play: Undertale (2)#DIL’S FIRST BIRTHDAY - Dan and Phil Play: Sims 4 (20)

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thegnomelord · 5 months

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Sorry for blowing up your inbox, but you've really got my creative juices flowing. So I want to expand on 2 ideas.

No. 1

Shrike Harpy Reader w/ oblivious Graves (bc from my knowledge, he's usually a vampire or regular guy) or Ghost (bc he was human before)

In which Shrike reader is getting progressively more obvious with their advances bc Ghost/Graves don't understand. The particular idea I had was where they think it's some kind of threat or prank. So reader is getting more obvious, and they think that the threat/prank is getting more intense.

That would be hilarious! Obviously, they will either find out or be told about the advances eventually. But the idea that you are courting them and they miss the mark entirely is so funny to me. Especially if their teammates laugh and refuse to tell them the obvious truth.

No. 2

Going off of the spider's sexual dimorphism + a different version of monster au. Pairing spider hybrid reader w/ octopus (cthulhu?) König (if you do reqs for him), where spider reader looks at him and is like:

So you're telling me there's an eight-legged hybrid, approximately five times my size, that could snap my spine like a toothpick, just beyond enemy lines.... Do you need someone to volunteer for a solo recon mission any time soon?

Oh no! My recon mission turned into a hostage situation, how unfortunate. But while I'm here, I should interrogate him... yeah, interrogating is exactly what I'll be doing with this giant tied up man rn....

👑 anon

No, no, anon I'm always so happy reading all the stuff you guys send me! I know next to nothing about Konig except the stuff I've read about him that turns him into a really perverted disgusting degenerate and while I'm not comfortable writing that, I hope one of my mutes picks it up bc it is super cool! I got a dancing with Ghost ask I really wanna do so Graves it is lol

CW:SWF-ish turns suggestive at the end, Graves being oblivious

Graves hates being the butt of the joke.

For the last couple of months he's been getting 'gifts' in the form of chunks of meat stabbed through various knives. It had started a knife being stabbed through burgers and steaks(typical American food), which he couldn't eat, but slowly progressed to rarer and rarer pieces of meat until he wound up finding just raw and bloody chunks of meat; a leg of some large animal turned into a pincushion, a still beating heart stabbed through with a knife, livers shish kebabed on a bayoneted blade. . .

And he'd find them everywhere, in the communal fridge, in his office, in his room. And while he didn't mind the free meal, he was a little unnerved. He knew it was you doing it because he had screened the minds of all his shadow's, but he didn't know why you were doing it.

He can see the way his shadows smirk at you when he finds another bloody organ skewered on your favorited knife in the fridge, your feathers puffing up and a not so quiet chirp escaping your lips when he sneaks the meat away to feast on.

You also become more touchy with him when you notice him accepting your gifts, though he has no idea of it. He trusts you, which is why you're allowed to sneak up on him, your wings spreading out to wrap around him like a cloak as you chirp a "Hello commander."

It makes him jump out of his skin, and though he chastises you about it, it's never as harsh as he could make it, his shadows giving him a knowing look that he can't reciprocate.

That's the worst part. None of his shadows will tell him anything.

He doesn't know much about your species of harpy except for the generalized knowledge of extreme speed and craftiness, so he can't figure out if this is some kind of joke, or threat, or you just seeing him as part of the flock? Or maybe it means nothing? He's especially confused when you grow bolder and one day he walks into his office to see a Bison leg sitting on his desk, once again skewered. Where did you even get the bloody bison? Hell knows but certainly not him.

Eventually a shadow grows annoyed by your constant bloody gifts in the fridge and with a very annoyed huff drops a harpy encyclopedia on his desk.

He'll need to get them a gift basket after this; he spends the next few hours just reading about all kinds of harpies, ears progressively getting hotter as the book delves deep into every aspect of the harpies, each sub-race's specific courting and matting habit and making him feel like he's reading porn.

Then he finds a chapter about your type of harpy, eyes growing wide like dinnerplates as he reads about your quirks. He doesn't know whether to go search for a cross or tissues. He reads more and more, turning pages upon pages, his eyes scorching every anatomical picture into his brain and making him think of what you're packing, his pants growing tight as the minutes tick down.

Just his luck that you'd decided the moment when his face is the hottest to walk into his office without knocking, another skewered offering on a plate in your hands.

"Christ!" He yelps, slamming the book shut and looking at you like you're his parent and caught him looking at a playboy magazine.

You puff up in surprise, your wings spreading out a bit before flattening back to your back, a soothing chirp leaving your lips. It used to mean nothing to him, now he knows what it means, his cock getting a bit harder in his pants.

"You alright commander?" You ask, walking closer, the talons of your feet clicking against the ground.

"Yes, yep, perfectly fine." He grunts, desperately hoping his vampiric state will suppress the heat in his face, but to no avail. "You-" His eyes settle on the plate in your hands, his body practically conditioned to salivate when he sees a familiar knife sticking out of the food.

"I?" You ask, then you note the book on his desk, your head tilting in confusion. "Graves?"

He swallows, eyes darting from the food to you, and he doesn't know which one he's starved for more. "You've been wooing me like a dolly huh?" He asks.

"Yeah." You're unsure of what else to say, in your head, had he not wanted your advances he would have never taken your offerings. Then you realize. "Don't tell me you just noticed." You deadpan.

Graves gives that awkward chuckle you've grown to love, and you decide you need to be bolder. You place the plate on his desk and lean over it, a coo rumbling in your chest— deeper, rougher, seductive.

"How about I show you what I want?"

#gnome's tea break #x reader #gnome correspondence #trinkets from the hoard #phillip graves x reader #phillip graves #cod x reader #cod modern warfare #monster cod au #monster 141 au #👑 anon #gn reader #phil

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youwillfindilluminating · 5 months

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Phil & Brett at the BAFTA Tea Party at The Maybourne Beverly Hills, 1-13-2024

#ted lasso #phil dunster #brett goldstein #emmys 2024 #bafta tea party #roy x jamie #royjamie #THEM!!!#I used to park in the lot underneath that hotel when I'd visit the Rodeo Drive area!

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bartholomewtheant · 7 months

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I have feelings about

"The Bolas way is we go with you."

Cuz like this team started as chaotic group but it took about two days before they started calling the person they chose as a leader dad. It's the team i believe survived purely on spite and bits with each other the first day, the team that said "do you just want to build houses" and somehow after that managed to pull through, together, to the finale. An honourable finale.

And now, there's Phil on the boat. But not entirety of team bolas.

#qsmp #cellbit #mcyt #philza #qsmp bolas #team bolas #bolas bolas bolas bolas #look they're named team bolas and had a twenty minute discussion about milk and yet the found family is founding #also thinking about how many times phil made tea for them or picked someone up #and as a mirror to it everyone threw stuff at him before the fight

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pinofdnp · 3 months

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the way dan thought phil was talking about having a housewarming for their own house and saying "we don't know anyone or do anything"

#dnp #dan and phil #dan and phil games #dan and phil play the sims 4 #also them just ordering bubble tea in the middle of the video #i love them #dip and pip

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wowie206 · 5 months

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Ted Lasso and Sunny are like my favorite shows ever. Crossover of the century.

(Picture is taken from Jill Latiano’s instagram)

#glenn howerton #phil dunster #brett goldstein #always sunny #ted lasso #bafta tea party #jill latiano

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the-gayest-tree-you-ever-did-see · 3 months

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the thing fucking me up about the dnp bubble tea date mid video is like. that specific bubble tea from that shop exists for me too. i can walk 10 minutes and go get the dan and phil bubble tea and sit down and have that in my hands. WHAT THE FUCK !!! im glad i dont live in london bc i'd like omg its just like in dan and phil !

#its ding tea btw #dan and phil #dnp #dnpgames #dan howell #phil lester #the tree speaks

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dolokhoded · 7 days

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all on board for dan's phil is a tudor princess who needs to be fanned with a leaf propaganda but also he's not distracting me from the fact that he was the one who went "can you bring me some milk but my oat milk and bring it to the icy glass that i already have" i ain't forget

#dan and phil #dnp #see also: why don't you ever get me a strawberry and matcha bubble tea 🙄#can you get your own beverage.

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danandfuckingjonlmao · 3 months

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“you get the weirdest choice so you’d probably get taro milk” who’s gonna tell phil that taro is one of the most common, popular, safe, and classic teas to use for boba

anyway, drop your go to boba orders in the tags/replies.

my go to is jasmine green but i also get taro a lot. always happy with thai milk and oolong. and matcha.

and in a mango smoothie.

ok i like so many i’m the wrong person to ask (no one asked me) but tell me yours lmao

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artsyangely · 3 months

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Crazy how Dan and Phil have known each other for most of their life’s but they still have so much to talk about :,) Anyways here’s the finished product of this boba drawing wasn’t going to post it butttt why not:D

#daniel howell #dan and phil #phan #phandom #dan and phil art #amazing phil #phan art #phil lester #digital art #amazingphil #art #my art #boba tea #angelys art

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ramons-elevator · 11 months

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Leo constantly sleeping in places that aren’t reinforced (foolishs house, vegettas tower, now roiers house) vs Chayanne and Tallulah sleeping with two block thick reinforced walls and three reinforced doors to go though just to get in

Can you tell which family is loved by the qsmp and the other is cursed?

#qsmp #poor phil someone get the man some tea or drugs #qsmp eggs #qsmp leonarda #qsmp chayanne #qsmp tallulah

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reunitedinterlude · 3 months

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