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mihimelolz · 2 months

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The pinned post about me Hello hello :3

★ My name is Neil/mihime/ryan/moon/Andy!

★ I use to he/him/it/its/star/starself pronouns,

★ adhd + autistic, INFP-T, minor (13 y/o)

★ i am from 🇯🇵 and I speak English and Japanese👍

★ transmasc, acearo, gay, demiboy xenogenders

★ I love drawing and gaming

★ fandom and Interests I’m in:

tally hall, wordgirl, spooky month, tf2, family guy, Pico school, newgrounds, my little pony, pizza tower, touhou project, your favorite martian, total drama island, splatoon, madness combat, homestar Runner, homestuck, Vocaloid, south park, Friday night Funkin, baldi’s basics, smiling friends, Telly hole, evil hall, lemon demon, super mario, SpongeBob, metalocalypse, the aquabats, they might be giants, happy monster band, hpii, moral orel, roblox, regretevator, the normal elevator, will wood, doctors who, Gorillaz, clone high, scott pilgrim, Parappa the rapper, cuphead, undertale, deltarune, muppets, milky way and the galaxy girls, fandomstuck, Sanrio, andrew kepple’s animation, battle for dream island, fnaf, gravity falls, Pokémon, htf, breaking bad, psychonauts, steam powered giraffe

★ my favorite band or artist:

tally hall, lemon demon, will wood, weezer, blur, insane clown posse, korn, tv girl, jack stauber, the Beatles, kmfdm, mitski, slipknot, they might be giants, devo, System of a Down, the b-52’s, oingo boingo, malice mizer, Gorillaz, the cure, cojum dip, mf doom, limp bizkit, your favorite Martian, that handsome devil, strawberry switchblade, Mr bungle, roar, kitties, mother mother, my chemical romance, radiohead, weird al yankovic, the garden, machine girl, aphex twin, bunk-tick, bôa, chonny jash, creature feature, edu, queen, descendents, fake type, goreshit, ghost, hot freaks, lamp, ludo, miracle musical, plus-tech squeeze box, polusics, s3rl, rob cantor, joe hawley (I don’t support him), rob zombie, self, scary bitches, serain poji, the aquabats, the scary jokes, Toby fox, XTC, Green Day, Tyler the creator, deftones, linkin park, björk, Pink Floyd, nirvana, daft punk, the smiths, steam powered giraffe, a verbal equinox, the stereosexuals, Operation ivy, reel big fish

★ DNI!:

-Tallyshipper & pro/comshipper

-dream smp Stans

-Joe Hawley Supporters

-n$fw artists

-AI “Art” account

-weirdo bot

-lgbtqphobia & fatphobia

-f3tish artist

-zionist person

-dsmp fans

-Alfred playhouse fans

-boyfriends webtoon fans

-weirdo person in the fandom

-furry hater

-z00 and p3d0 person.

#pinned intro #pinned post #dni list #Hellooo‼️

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flakytartart · 10 months

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Did ANYBODY save any of the DSMP "_____ kinnie playlist" videos?

Help a brother out please, I am very serious and a little desperate.

...Okay, more than a little desperate.

If any of you had intense brainrot like me during the SMP you probably listened to a kinnie playlist for your favorite SMP member. I was wondering if anybody saved any of the (I don’t know if they were the first to do this but I’m gonna call them) original DSMP kinnie playlist videos? For whatever reason around late 2021/early 2022 they took down Technoblade’s playlist and I told myself to download the others...I never did (curse my laziness) and now I can’t find any of them. They’re all just...gone.

I’m specifically interested in the kinnie playlists for Technoblade, Badboyhalo, Jschlatt, Sapnap, Quackity, and Skeppy but would love to see/hear anything you have of these videos (song lists, screenshots, files/downloads, anything about the channel, links to the fanart used, etc.)

- Thumbnails were very similar to current playlist videos (solid color background, square in the middle with fanart)

- They had one for every member of the SMP and didn’t make specific playlists (no eggpire!BBH or exile!Tommy, just BBH and Tommy)

- Each playlist/video was ~20-30 minutes long

All the songs I can remember from my favorite playlists:

⭐ Technoblade:

My Axe by Insane Clown Posse

The Other Side of Paradise by Glass Animals

Little Dark Age by MGMT

Evil Like Me from Descendants (slowed down)

⭐ Badboyhalo:

I Can't Decide by Scissor Sisters

Living Island by Pogo

Everybody Loves Me by OneRepublic

Butch 4 Butch by Rio Romeo

⭐ Jschlatt:

Wanna Play? by The Prophet (edited so that Schlatt’s laugh plays in time with the track)

Hokus Pokus by Insane Clown Posse (edited so that Schaltt’s laugh plays in time with the track - “hahahaha hahahaha, FUCK YOU!”)

People I Don’t Like by UPSAHL

Loved by FEiN*

MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name) by Lil Nas X (slowed down)

WAA (Wet Ass Ass) by Brandon Rogers (edited so that the “Look at me, worship me” part is slowed down)

⭐ Sapnap:

Rebels by Call Me Karizma (slowed down - this one actually really surprised me because I listened to Sapnap’s playlist so often that the original sounded hella off)

Burning Pile by Mother Mother

⭐ Quackity:

Rät by Penelope Scott

Devil's Train by The Lab Rats

Moonsickness by Penelope Scott*

*I’m not sure if this song belongs to this playlist/was on anybody's playlist.

⭐ Wilbur had his song Saline Solution

⭐ Dream also had Everybody Loves Me by OneRepublic

⭐ Somebody had Safe and Sound by Capital Cities on their playlist, I just don’t remember who...maybe Dream or George?

So...yeah! These playlists mean a lot to me, hence the super long and detailed post. I got into Insane Clown Posse because of the Technoblade playlist and I’m just really sad everything is gone. Thank you so much for reading, I hope someone out there has anything on these vids.

BONUS ROUND BECAUSE I JUST REMEMBERED: Does anybody have that one song that sounds like Skeppy. It’s really flashy and there’s a verse in it that sounds EXACTLY like him, it was circulating on happytwt back in 2021 I think.

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spookymartian · 1 year

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Intro post woooooo

Nicknames:

Ava

Link

Taffy

Rox

Velvet

Things I like:

Sleeping

Drawing (I hardly do this but whatever)

Reading

Writing fanfics/stories

Fandoms I'm in:

Splatoon

Portal

Team Fortress 2

One Piece

Homestuck/Hiveswap

South Park

Pokèmon

Roblox Myths (Mostly TCITS)

Your Favourite Martian

Get a Snack at 4AM (including SNACKCORE)

Phighting!

Sans AUs

Gorrilaz

Spooky Month

Eddsworld

Danganronpa (don't instantly associate me with the bad side plz)

Cookie Run

DNI:

Basic DNI material

People who use scoped chargers in splatoon/j

Inquisitormaster, SSSniperwolf and/or Dhar Mann fans

People who like the Dream SMP (pls they're all so ugly and basic)

People who ship characters in Eddsworld (it doesn't sit right with me)

People who ship real people

Fujoshis

People who like MHA (especially people that like toga, bakugo and basically 90% of the cast get away from me ew I hate you all)

Vriska Serket kinnies/srs

Extra information:

I have Autism (making me better than you/j)

I'm from the UK (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿)

You should totally follow me/j/nf

Pls send me asks I hardly get any

I like listening to Insane Clown Posse, Kali Uchis, Mitski, Tyler the Creator and game OSTs (mainly Phighting!, Danganronpa and Splatoon)

I have a pet rabbit named Clinton :3

Other people you should totally follow:

@3ggyb0y

@puffledthomas

@soulacthemaniac

@elemous

@officialsoupstore

#intro post #spookymartian

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landofspaceandrainbows · 2 years

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ok, notes from my fucking around in joehills stream, ( so i can save them for later )

SMP names in sindarin

A group of Hermits Erocururim, ero - lone, -curu skilled at harvest or craft, rim group host or bunch see: rohirrim galadhrim etc.

A single Hermit Erocuruweg, we(g) - a person (who does something)

Dor Erocururim - land of the hermitcrafters

SMP, no clear translation for “survival “, poss. gwaecarweg or carweg gwaith, carweg activity - great deeds, gwaith land or group of people

nailcuina, meducuina, aducuina (third life, last life, double life) crisannacuina (lifesteal, very roughly (the -anna part could be a sick pun too - see: annatar)) liglaer or glaerli or glaerrim (origins) lorien or lorellin (Dream) - in sindarin

#sindarin #joehills #joe hills #lifesteal smp #silmarillion #mcyt

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lolipoptheclown · 11 months

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Remaking my intro! You guys don't have to read this, but the DNI is at the end so if u wanna read that go ahead!

＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚ About Me ˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊

Age - 15

Sexuality - Aroace

Gender - Polygender

Pronouns - He/they/she/it

Interests - Spooky Month, Regretevator, The Mandela Catalogue, Bugbo, Five Nights at Freddy's, Don't hug me im scared, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Roblox BEAR (and just roblox itself), hfjone, Insane Clown Posse, Moon Walker (the band), and Will Wood. Plus I really like clowns, they are the best. And ratmeat, the ship. Bob and Dexter take over my thoughts they are almost all I think about.

I also play the clarinet! But I probably won't be posting myself playing music here. Unless someone asks, then maybe.

*:..｡o○ Discord! ○o｡..:*

*+:｡.｡ My Spooky Month OCs ｡.｡:+*

-Melissa Velseb-Erotoph (She/He/They/It)

-Castor Hemlock (He/They/It) [fav OC!]

-Donovan Perry (He/Him)

-Michelle Anderson (He/They/She) [I MADE HER BEFORE SM6 CAME OUT I REFUSE TO CHANGE HER NAME]

-Carolynn Parker (She/They)

-Helen Collins (She/Her)

-Shelly Deprimida (She/They)

-Aspen (It/They)

-Silas Bellamy (He/It)

-Leslie Velseb (She/he/they/it) [Not in the same AU as my other OCs]

-Annalise Barlowe (She/It)

»»————> DNI <————««

•Proshippers

•Homophobes

•Transphobes

•Racists

•People who actively hate any of the things I like, cuz that's gonna be the stuff you see here.

•Hates furries

•Hates xenogenders and/or neopronouns

•Likes the dream smp or anyone associated with it (unless you have like an alter of someone from it that's an exception)

•Ratmeat haters /hj (I post about it a lot tho so if u don't wanna see ratmeat stuff then I don't suggest following me lol)

Thanks for reading!

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intothetr33s · 1 year

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I posted 534 times in 2022

That's 233 more posts than 2021!

106 posts created (20%)

428 posts reblogged (80%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@c4o67

@winged-kara

@snailsnfriends

@tmmyhug

@badboyslaylo

I tagged 361 of my posts in 2022

Only 32% of my posts had no tags

#dsmp - 132 posts

#mcyt - 129 posts

#liveblogging - 99 posts

#dream smp - 81 posts

#tommyinnit - 52 posts

#wilbur soot - 46 posts

#dsmp art - 46 posts

#tubbo - 38 posts

#ranboo - 23 posts

#i love! - 23 posts

Longest Tag: 136 characters

#cause it seems like lore goes better when lots of people want to do it and it isn't just one person planning and a few others showing up

My Top Posts in 2022:

foolish please tell me where you take your fishing trips so i can stay far far away

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wilbur is starting a get rich quick scheme with ranboo and tubbo's a crypto bro. i missed 2 streams and we're already in late stage capitalism and james marriott is being charged 20 ditherium for totally not an nft

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foolish is such a strange guy and i love that. he just announced that he used to play the dulcimer and then quackity said that's hot. this is not a normal person thing to have done. this guy just has a posse of admirers and plays old-timey instruments. are we sure he's not a very tall fairy or something?

40 notes - Posted January 22, 2022

scott smajor once again girlbossing, yes call everyone homophobic make the straights panics a little bit

40 notes - Posted January 24, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

wilbur just heard everyone telling him to be careful with tags and said ok so I Will Tag Nothing At All

68 notes - Posted January 26, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #so i'm bad at tumblr lol

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v3m0nb1t3z · 2 years

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TW: mental health mention, flash or eyestrain warning, unfunny content

hello there! my name is Faith

(my nicknames range from Saturn to Virgil).

- pronounz are they/them and xe/xem.

- and i am 16! (sixteen)

this is my main account for almost everything ranging from eddsworld, music, FNAF, sander sides to scene and kandi braclets!

- i am autistic so please use tone tags to indicate your tone! I don't read social cues very good: plus a few bad spellings will appear on this blog xD /gen.

- fun fact: I had a previous tumblr acc but forgot the password... :'(

- bands: MCR (my chemical romance), system of a down, insane clown posse, your favourite martian (only two songs I think), the pierces, the walters, tally hall and weezer.

- songs I listen to religiously; i love you so, internet ruined me, boogie woogie wu, the mind electric, ruler of everything, punk tactics, teenagers, mama!, meant to be yours, forbidden fruit (dukes theme) and buddy holly.

- - - - - - - -

DNI (don't interact) information; racists, terfs, transphobes, homophobes, "pan is biphobic", MAPs, zoophiles, toxic dream smp stans, n@zis, NSFW blogs and users, vent blogs, ableists, anti abortions, politic blogs, slurs, qnd anything else.

#fnaf fandom #eddsworld #sander sides #scene kid #helluva boss #multifandom account #hetalia

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iheartpurity · 14 days

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INTRO

Welcome to my Tumblr! My name is Pepper, you can also call me Betsy if you'd like. Here I post mainly fan stuff but I will sometimes post oc stuff or something completely different. So just take a look around if you'd like ^_^

Interests

Just a heads up, I like A LOT OF things, but I'm not gonna necessarily go far into all of it, this is just the main medias I like.

The Jerry series

WGJ4K

Spookyville USA

Brain Dump

almost anything Hotdigedydemon related lol

Pico's School

Brackenwood

Tankman

Friday Night Funkin

Moomins

CN cartoons

Metalocalypse

Moral Orel

Smiling Friends

Homestuck

Bonus Stage

Homestar Runner

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Home Movies

Music

Death Grips

System of a Down

Korn

Limp Bizkit

Mindless Self Indulgence

Lil Darkie

Goreshit

Lapfox

Melanie Martinez

Creed

Insane Clown Posse

Sublime

311

The Prodigy

Björk

Bush

Jamiroquai

Maretu

I do not really have a big DNI but please block me if you are a bigot, pro/darkshippers, Dream SMP fans, if you hate my hyperfixations (I am extremely sorry, I am on the autism spectrum so I tend to get very upset like that), zionists and anti semites and that's really all

Some more stuff

Like I said on the DNI list, I am autistic, I also have ADHD, and OCD, and extremely anxious when it comes to being in social situations not to mention, I am highly paranoid, like as in I feel like someone is out to get me or plot something against me, so please do not expect me to talk to you unless we're close or I'm comfortable enough to talk to you, that's mainly because of my OCD and autism. My biggest hyperfixation is the Jerry series by Hotdiggedydemon. Yes, I know, out of all things I could've chosen to hyperfixate on, it was this specific very obscure newgrounds show, I love talking about it despite not that much stuff being in the show. I love camouflage and the colors grey, red, green, and brown. But yeahhh, that's pretty much my intro :p.

BYEE!!!

#hotdiggedydemon #newgrounds #picos school #fandom

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dawn-wasabi · 2 years

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MCYT - American Doll Posse Parody

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US Version (top image):

I’ve listened to Tori Amos’s album, “American Doll Posse,” since its release in 2007 when I was only three years old. It has always been a major favorite of mine above all other albums and musicians’ work, and I feel that it is “under fucking rated” by even most Toriphiles. It seems only the most biggest or true fans seem to actually like this album despite its controversial themes. I just recently returned to jamming out to it, but what came with re-listening was sparked motivation for another render. Similar to “Cornflake Girl” and unlike this album as a whole, I have made both an American version and European version. Those featured in each piece are based on their current situation in the world. Quite obvious, the YouTubers seen here are all (originally) American content creators, so perhaps who other to feature. I chose the particular set of characters to use based on the creators I most favor, those being the Dream Team, the former Trio, and the Benchtrio, but excluded some of these individuals and placed them in the EU version. They are lined up in the postures of the dolls I felt their personas can be most related or similar to (personal choice).

EU Version (bottom image):

A quick disclaimer: my geography and flags may be incorrect, but I assumed the flag I depicted here is the European Union flag, or Europe as whole’s flag. Please correct me if I am indeed wrong. Also, I conducted my simple math incorrectly and thought I had five characters to work with, but then realized I only had four remaining personas that I originally intended to work with. Instead, I have featured four out of the five dolls, one of which is duplicated (George and Tubbo both in the place and postures of Clyde). One more thing to clarify is that I know a6d is not a member of the Dream SMP, but I featured his persona here anyway because the rest of the former Trio are in the US Version I made beforehand.

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US Version Line-up; left to right:

Santa (Sanatorium) - Skeppy Clyde (Clitorides) - BadBoyHalo Isabel (Historical) - Ranboo Tori (Terratories) - Dream Pip (Expiratorial) - Sapnap

EU Version Line-up; left to right:

Clyde (Clitorides) - GeorgeNotFound Isabel (Historical) - a6d Tori (Terratories) - Tommyinnit Clyde (Clitorides) - Tubbo

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EU Flag - http://marionfellows.scot/2021/06/18/mp-urges-applications-as-eu-settlement-deadline-approaches/

Mo'Creature Complete Pack (Models, Armors (WIP), Sounds) @ Milix_Dr3AM[FR] Polaroid Camera (gray) @ Minecraft Heads Skeppy eboy @ P0mp BadBoyHalo @ EB21 Ranboo @ Ender_Cookie Dream @ Maddcroxk Sapnap @ Derpp

Hoodienotfound @ OhWowItsAndy a6d @ N/A (original uploader deleted or deactivated) tommyinnit @ Cornygenixyt tubbo @ crisboy

*Rig pack and its creator can be found on Mine Imator forums. The skins I used and their own creators can be found on Planet Minecraft. As listed here, the camera improvisation can be found on Minecraft Heads.

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Skeppy’s YT - https://www.youtube.com/c/Skeppy

BadBoyHalo’s YT - https://www.youtube.com/c/thesaintsofgames

Ranboo’s YT - https://www.youtube.com/c/Ranboo

Dream’s YT - https://www.youtube.com/c/dream

Sapnap’s YT - https://www.youtube.com/c/Sapnap

GeorgeNotFound’s YT - https://www.youtube.com/c/GeorgeNotFound

a6d’s YT - https://www.youtube.com/c/a6doff

Tommyinnit’s YT - https://www.youtube.com/c/TommyInnit

Tubbo’s YT - https://www.youtube.com/c/Tubbo

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American Doll Posse @toriamos

Album photography @ Blaise Reutersward

Photography inspired images - http://www.yessaid.com/photos-2007-americandollposse.html

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You are NOT permitted to use these renders!

#mcyt #minecraft youtubers #mineimator #parody #inspired

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waywardnajsepticeye · 3 years

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Genderbend!Dream SMP AU!

To be honest, this is not a full fleshed AU. This was just an idea that had been bugging me for a while. There isn’t really much of a story, you can make one if ya want. Some names change, some don’t, some are completely uncreative, some I did unwanted research for. Take it with a grain of salt, if ya will.

I am referring to everyone’s character in the SMP, just a reminder.

Dream: Dream (she/her)

George: Georgia (she/her)

Sapnap: Sapnap (she/her)

BadBoyHalo: BadGirlHalo (she/her)

Skeppy: Skeppi (she/her)

Niki: Nicolas (he/him)

Captain Puffy: Captain Puffo (he/him)

Ponk: Ponk (she/her)

Punz: Punzi (she/her)

Karl Jacobs: Karly Jacobs (she/her)

Eret: Eret (they/them)

Purpled: Purpled (she/her)

Jack Manifold: Jacklyn Manifold (she/her)

AweSamDude: AweSamanthaDude (she/her)

Ranboo: Raniboo (she/her)

Antfrost: Antfrost (she/her)

Fundy: Fundy (she/her)

Callahan: Callie (she/her)

HBomb: HBomb (she/her)

Vikkstar: Vikkystar (she/her)

Lazarbeam: Lanabeam (she/her)

ConnorEatsPants: ConnieEatsPants (she/her)

Quackity: Quackity-chan (she/her)

Tubbo: Tubvia (she/her)

Phil: Philene (she/her)

Tommy: Tommisine (she/her)

Technoblade: Technoblade (she/her)

Wilbur: Willi (she/her)

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possum-rat · 3 years

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King ophelia

is this nearly 2 months late? yes yes it is.

@king-ophelia

“If i die im totally haunting your ass”

(Y/n) x C!Sam Platonic

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Mentions of: death, blood,tommy’s prison arc

There had always been a close Mentor and Student type of bond Between a certain droopy elf-eared green-tinted skinned man and a young kid around the age of 15-16? Some might even say that it was closer, more Father and child-like. So naturally when Awesamdude began distancing himself from everyone while making the prison (Y/n) felt a mixture of anger and slightly guilt. Guilt because it wasn't Sam’s duty to take care of them. Sam had simply shown them Human kindness, and (Y/n) not having many good encounters with people had clutched to the praise that Sam had given on the regular. (Y/n) had only felt angrier and angrier as time passed. Especially when Ponk had stumbled into their small dark oak cottage on the outskirts of what was Pogtopia. His red yellow and black mask burned beyond repair and holding what was left of his arm. Leaping up from the small couch situated in the middle of the small one-floor house (Y/n) turns their attention to Ponk. As they work feverishly whispering that it’ll be okay more to themselves than anything else. That day they realize that the Man that they had admired so much and had tried to please didn't care. ------ “Sam? I made something look!” (Y/n) says happily as they pull the prosthetic arm they had been working on for Ponk. “I'm busy (Y/n), Tommy needs help with something,” Sam states as he brushes past (Y/n) without a thought. “Of course. It’s always Tommy and tubbo this. Why don't you have a second of time for me?” (Y/n) mumbles dejectedly. Shoving the arm back into their bag they grumble annoyed. Eventually, they bump into Foolish. “(Y/n)! Didn't see you there! How are you?” he asks cheerfully crouching into a squat. “I made something for Ponk. I tried showing Sam but he was busy. As always.” They say quietly while fiddling with the hem of the bag. Foolish’s emerald eyes widen in interest. “You did? Can I see?” Nervously they pull a wooden base of an arm armor of the bag before turning their attention to Foolish, (Y/n) smiles shyly up at the man before gently placing the arm in his huge calloused hands. Foolish sits on the ground in front of (Y/n) and turns the arm silently, his jade eyes staring intently at the arm that’s a quarter -if that -the size of his hand. Growing more nervous and agitated at the lack of response (Y/n) a close mentor-student type of bond between Sam and (Y/n). If you were to look closer it might be called a Father/child type of bond. Maybe even Found Family. Always ever since (Y/n) had been younger. (Y/n) had always looked up to him, always trying to be just like him. Horror was the least they felt when Ponk- stumbled into (Y/n’s) small cottage. His arm was bloody in his other arm. His mask torn in places, his hood pulled up pasted his face. To cover the deep cuts. Dropping the book they had been reading: The Book thief, on the couch they spring up and run toward Ponk one line still ringing in their head. “I guess humans like to watch a little destruction. Sand castles, houses of cards, that's where they begin. Their great skill is their capacity to escalate.” The meaning of those words smacks (Y/n) like a truck. Just like how Sam had destroyed (Y/n’s) view on the world, Ruining the one last thing that kept (Y/n’s) view of the parental figure like a parent. It didn't help that (Y/n) was the youngest in the vast land of DreamSmp. Being 12 when they lost their first life jumping in front of Technoblade's fireworks that Schlatt had ordered him to fire at Tubbo. And 13 when they had lost their second life to a forest fire that Niki had started. Niki had apologized of course, but techno. You know how he is. ---- It had been a few weeks after Ponk’s visit, and (Y/n) had been wandering around looking for Sam for some input. Eventually finding him they tap his shoulder and present the Wood and golden ornate hand they had been making during the past 2 weeks. “Sam! Look!” They state excitedly. As they hold out the arm. “That's nice (Y/n). But I'm busy. I need to help Tommy with his hotel.” Sam says as he shrugs (Y/n) off brushing past them. Nodding slowly (Y/n) stands on the prime path before turning and shoving the arm into their bag before walking down the prime path with no particular idea. “Oh- sorry I didn't see you there-” A tall man with bright observant jade green eyes and golden shining olive skin gazes down wearing Egyptian royalty wear with gold, and emerald stitching along the hems of the shendyt. Shifting down he smiles down at (Y/n) his gold ornately patterned Wesekh with lapis emerald and Netherite hangs off his chest while he grins happily. Sharp shark-like teeth gleaming. “(Y/n) right?” he asks as he offers out a huge hand. “Y-Yeah. You're Foolish right?” the man nods causing (Y/n) to breath in deeply the scent of pine filling their nose. (Y/n) gazes at the ground while Foolish asks “May I see the arm you tried showing Sam?” nervously (Y/n) obliges. As Foolish sits on the ground examining the minuscule arm (Y/n) grows agitated at the lack of negative response- well any response. “Sorry- I know. It's stupid and it won't work-” they mutter quietly. “No, no-no. that’s not it at all. Im amazed at the level of detail on the fingers and the knuckles (Y/n).” --------- “Tommy? I can give a note to Dream so you don't have to see him.” (Y/n) states with an undertone of wanting to prove themselves. “No- You're too young-” he begins. “No.” They interrupt loudly. Tommy raises an eyebrow. (Y/n) never really questioned anybody's judgment, they merely followed without question. “I- uh. I want to help. Please.” they continue their voice growing quieter as the sudden jolt of courage dissolves into fear of rejection. Tommy nods a small smile on his face. “Sure. Only if you pinky promise you’ll be safe okay?” ------ As they reach the prison, the anger they had repressed for months begins bubbling up. In addition to anxiety. (Y/n) hadn't really interacted with Dream much. Only briefly when he needed somewhere to hide. And foolishly (Y/n) had let him. As they reach the other end of the portal Sam doesn't look up from the desk he’s sitting at. “Tommy. Kid. I have something for you to sign.” he says tiredly. As he places a book in front of (Y/n). “Read that out loud.” (Y/n) feels a twinge of anger at the nickname Sam had given Tommy. Sam had never taken the time to do that for (Y/n). Taking a deep breath they begin. “Page 1 I HEREBY ASSUME ALL OF THE RISKS OF VISITING THE HOLDING CELL, including by way of example and not limitation, any risks that may arise from negligence or carelessness on the part of the Prison guards, prisoners misbehaving, from dangerous or defective equipment” (Y/n) read haltingly and slowly sounding out negligence. Sam suddenly glances up and sighs “(Y/n) why are you here. Tommy said he’d be here.” ignoring what sam had asked they continue rambling

“Page 2 or property owned, maintained, or controlled by the Prison Guards. I certify that I waive, release, and discharge the Prison from any and all liability, including but not limited to, death, disability, personal injury, property damage,” they glare at Sam and murmur “you did that to ponk. You hurt him.” they take another breath before continuing:

Page 3 property theft, or actions of any kind which may hereafter occur to me, including my traveling to and from visiting the Prisoner. Written name, then sign: (Y/n)” They sign it and slide the book toward Sam. “(Y/n). Why are you here.” they scoff annoyed and reply “Why else? I'm visiting Dream. I'm telling him something Tommy wanted me to say.” ------------- As (Y/n) reaches the platform they turn toward Sam and state. “Sam. If I die. Then I’m totally haunting your ass.” Sam sighs and retorts “You're not going to die. And stop talking. Face forward.” Nodding (Y/n) turns forward tears forming in their eyes. Gazing up at the ceiling (Y/n) lifts a hand pressing it against their eyes while mentally shouting at themself to not cry. Being in prison wasn't as bad as they thought. Dream seemed nice enough, so he made conversation. “So (Y/n) have you made anything new? I’ve heard that you like making things.” Dream says as he leans against the wall his tone curious. (Y/n) jumps at the opportunity of having someone showing genuine interest in what they enjoy. “Well- I’ve started reading Norse Myths. Those are cool- I also really like- I like uh building things. Like a few weeks ago I made a fake arm for ponk cuz Sam ripped him off.” They state excitedly. Dream nods his mask contorting into a small smile. “Wait-” Dream pauses his mask’s eyebrows contorting into a frown “Did you say Sam ripped off Ponks arm?” (Y/n) freezes the hairs on the back of their neck suddenly standing on end. They laugh awkwardly, alarms blaring internally “What- nooo that's preposterous. Why would Sam do that? I mean Sam loves Ponk.” they blabber nervously as they fiddle with their hands nervously. Suddenly there’s an ear-splitting boom. Causing (Y/n) to freeze in place. ------ About a week has passed since (Y/n) got trapped in the prison. (Y/n) eventually grew more nervous and twitchy whenever Dream so much as looked at them. On the 4th day, they had gotten a cat. (Y/n) had named the calico “Fat Ass” as he was one of the Fattest cats (Y/n) had seen. On the 8th day or so (Y/n) had been trapped Fat Ass had seemed to have enough with everything and committed unalive by walking into the lava. (Y/n) would never forget his pitiful yowls as he burned alive. The ninth day (Y/n) began growing desperate Screaming at the lava for hours on end until their throat grew dry or Dream had yanked them up and tossed them across the small room. As he yelled “(Y/N) SAM DOESN'T CARE. HE’S GOING TO LEAVE YOU HERE TO FUCKING ROT. WHY WON'T THAT GET THROUGH YOUR FUCKING HEAD.” (Y/n) grew silent at that. Playing with the orangy drawstrings of their hoodie. “Okay.” (Y/n) whispers in defeat. “You win. Just stop yelling at me please.” Dream scoffs bending closer to (Y/n) grabbing the collar of their Hoodie. “(Y/n). You're pathetic. I could kill you right now and revive you because I'm bored. I could do that for hours and Sam wouldn't move a damned muscle.” (Y/n’s) (e/c) eyes widen in fear as they whisper “Your lying.” gulping they rasp “You wouldn't. You don't have it in you-” Dream grins. “(Y/n), I’m a GOD.” He Lifts a clenched fist before sending it into their gut. “I can do this as much as I want and you can't do anything about it.” He sends blow after blow. And as he bends closer to (Y/n). They take the chance and grip his ears tightly. Before screaming as loud as they could. “SAM-” As Dream sends another punch to their gut (Y/n) pulls down hard on the ear. Dream squeezes his hands around (Y/n’s) throat. “SAM PLEASE HELP. DAD-” they wail as they kick trying to escape Dream’s grasp as air begins to be a long-lost luxury. “Aw- Are you calling for daddy? He won't come (Y/n). He’s busy.” Those last words are the final words (Y/n) here before everything doubles and shifts into kaleidoscopic colors and shapes, and they take one last half-hearted breath.

(Y/n) wakes up in a calm place. Everything is so...peaceful...weirdly so. As they spin in a circle they see a playground. The cool midnight breeze ruffling (Y/n’s) hair as they skip toward the structure. Not thinking twice (Y/n) sits on one of the swings and begins to kick off. The rocking mixed with the cool breeze of the night and footsteps- wait why were their footsteps… Jumping from the swing at the top of its arch (Y/n) comes crashing down to earth. Wincing at the feeling of their body slamming against the ground. “Hello?” (Y/n) asks quietly. “Dear? Oh my- oh you were so young- Come here let’s have a little chat you and i.” a feminine voice says. (Y/n) tenses up and replies “Can- Could I stay here? On the swings I mean? I- I don't really know- I’m a little scared here- Where am-” the feminine figure comes into sight wearing a flattering simple black dress that throws her elegant features into greater depth. “Oh Honey, Do whatever makes you comfortable okay? You're in well that's hard to explain. But to put it simply, you're dead. I guess this Empty park is yours- what did My husband's son call it? Limbo? You're stuck here while we talk.” (Y/n) freezes tears forming as they sit in front of the woman. “No- I cant- Sam saved- I’m just- I'm dreaming right?” they whimper as they clutch the soft material of their sweatshirt. “Sam- He was- He saved me and I'm just having a nightmare.” (Y/n) whispers to themselves as they rock back and forth. “Here Honey let me help you. You have a bad cut and I don't want it to get infected.” (Y/n) nods slowly and as the gentle touch of the woman’s hand grazes their cheek (Y/n) jerks awake with a start. ------------------------- There had been an alarm. Luckily Sam had been in the prison at the time. As the automated voice says calmly “The Prisoner is displaying violent acts toward the visitor.” Sam’s blood runs cold. “(Y/n)” he gasps as he sprints through a special tunnel he had created in case of an event like this. As he waits for the lava to drain he regrets ignoring (Y/n). As the lava finally drains he can see Dream leaning against a wall, a hand covering his left ear as bloodstains it. While (Y/n) seems to be asleep at his feet. That doesn't help his fears. “Dream. What the hell did you do?” Sam asks quietly as he reaches the halfway point of his destination. Dream turns slowly before reaching down to (Y/n’s) head and turning it where it’s on full display for Sam to see. Bloody, and 2 giant purple hands print upon their throat. Sam Backs up disgust filling his brain. “They wouldn't stop yelling for you. I got annoyed.” dream states simply. Sam backs away in disgust as he crouches down and hoists (Y/n) up. “Sam- D’you know they kept begging for mercy. They shouted and I quote“Sam Please help. Dad” Dream’s tone is mocking as he stretches. “Obviously you failed them as a parent. When they first came in they were so eager to have someone listen to them for once instead of being bossed around.” Dream laughs. “They tried so hard to make you happy or to be proud of them. (Y/n) felt so neglected that they were genuinely excited when me- a prisoner showed interest. That says a lot about them doesn't it Sam.” Sam stares at the floor, his heart beating faster and faster. “Sam- I heard what they said to you before they came in here.” As Sam steps back onto the floating bridge he set’s (Y/n’s) body down and backs up his hands rubbing his face as the Lava begins to return to place. Sam leans on the wall a few feet from the lava covering the entrance of Dream’s holding cell. ----- Phantom(N/n). That's the only thing the ghost remembers. The only name apart from Awesamdude. Phantom(N/N) is pretty sure that Awesamdude isn't their name. Standing in a small purplish room, where two unfamiliar men stand one cowering under another man with a scar running down his face making his eye white. Tensing up Phantom(N/n) backs up and crutches into a small ball trying to stay out of view. But they were spotted. The man with the scar crutches in front of Phantom(N/n) and smiles offering out a reddish hand. Phantom(N/n) gazes up at him before taking it nervously and avoiding the gaze of the man wearing green while Alive(Y/n)’s voice murmurs to stay away from Dream. The man with the scar has warm hands Phantom(N/n) notices. Glancing up Phantom(N/n) smiles up at the man, as he gently guides the two of them across the bridge. As they reach the other end Phantom(N/n) lets go of the man's hand, noticing then that he has Light brownish feathers coming from the side of his head along with wings coming from his back with dark shiny greens and other colors. “(Y/n)?” he asks as he places his hands on each side of their shoulders. Phantom(N/n) frowns before saying “Oh you're talking about Alive(Y/n), I’m Phantom(N/n)” they smile up at him taking in his injury. Gently raising their hand Phantom(N/n) places a finger on the man’s cheek while frowning. “Does it hurt?” Phantom(N/n) asks their head tilting in concern. Phantom(N/n) removes their hand from his slightly rough scar before turning when a set of footsteps grow louder. As they turn Phantom(N/n) fiddles with the orange drawstrings while they gaze at the shiny slightly refective Blackstone floor. Lowering themself Phantom(N/n) sits on the floor tracing the cool stone tile as the two people talk in hushed hurried tones. Before the man with duck-like feathers suddenly erupts “SAM- THIS IS A CHANCE FOR YOU TO TRY TO REPAIR YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH (Y/N).” The other man Sam retorts his voice shaking “Quackity. (Y/n’s) dea-” Phantom(N/n) looks up at those words. As their eyes meet Sam’s they flick their gaze back to the floor. “I’m not (Y/n). I’m Phantom(N/n).” Phantom(N/n) murmurs quietly while Quackity and Sam continue to argue. As their shouting becomes louder and louder Phantom(N/n) stands up and tries to find an exit. Finding a passageway probably for employees Phantom(N/n) walks through pressing a hand to the wall as they skip through the cold narrow halls. The cool rush of air a pleasant change in contrast to the hot sticky-stale air of the prison cell. The yelling growing fainter Phantom(N/n) feels a breath of air go. On they didn't realize they were holding in. Reaching into their pocket Phantom(N/n) pulls out a soft Bunny. One with orange wool, and a small carrot attached with a thin string. Holding it in their hands Phantom(N/n) stares at it a small smile spreading on their face. An expression of confusion replaces the small smile before the grin returns.“ You’ll be...uh...Your...Pluto. Yeah, you’ll be Pluto.” One of pluto’s shiny black eyes catches the light of something and Phantom(N/n) stiffens as they gaze forward. Slowly turning around Sam stands their Axe in hand. Tensing up Phantom(N/n) says with a huff.“That’s not nice. You shouldn’t point pointy sharp things at people. Someone could get hurt.” Sam frowns before crouching infront of Phantom(N/n) and placing the axe somewhere in his inventory. Smiling in approval Phantom(N/n) shrugs their jacket higher on their shoulder before jumping toward Sam. “Who are the rings for? You and Mr.Quackity both had 2 each. Are you married to two people? Do I get 2 more dads?” The questions roll of Phantom(N/n’s) tongue fast. Sam stands up resting Phantom(N/n) on his hip his left arm securing them to his body. Sam hesitates before nodding. “Yeah.- yeah you do. Do you want to meet them?” the two people walk through the same hall that Phantom(N/n) had walked through. “Mr.Quackity? Who are you married to? Isn’t it the man with the swirly pattern and the other man with the headband?” Quackity nods slowly before muttering. “Something like that. They forgot about me.” Phantom(N/n) doesn't seem to like this information. Squirming in Sam’s grasp Sam gently places them down before they grab Quackity’s hand and smiling up at him “Well We’ll go make them unforget! Come one!” They state firmly as if there were no room for criticism.

#Poss angst #awesamdude #(Y/n) x awesamdude #Platonic #Quackity #Dream smp #ponk x foolish x sam #karlnapity #Dream #tommyinnit

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hangezoeenthusiast · 3 years

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The Little Things

gn!reader

pronouns: they/them

person: wilbur soot

summary: there was three things that you and wilbur did together

word count: 848

you were obviously dating wilbur soot, living in the same house as him, in the same bed, all that lovey dovey shit, so there was little things that you and he did together

1. share stuff(mostly clothing) with wilbur

like shirts and sweaters, oh how he loved to see you in his stuff

you looked SO GOOD, LIKE DAMN YOU GO BESTIE

he would feel so shy, seeing you in his sweater that was too big for you

"love, you should wear my stuff more often, it looks great on you."

he secretly simps for you when you walk in the room

oh how good they look, he would think EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. you would even be in a close proximity of him (im listening to wilbur's music rn while making this, pog)

his mind constantly would be, y/n, y/n, y/n, what are they doing, i wanna cuddle with them, where are they, etc.

you would get flustered when he would complement you on your fit

"ohh, you look absolutely in those pants."

"omg, you look great in that sweater."

"why don't you wear that more, your beauty has enhanced even more." (this might sound like shit, but he means you are already beautiful before and after, 10/10 before and 10/10 after)

with him, he would wear your beanies and other stuff that you crocheted, but it would be mostly beanies

like you would make them for him CONSTANTLY since he's such a huge fucking simp for you

"what'cha making love, oh a beanie?" he would secretly scream in his head YES, YES, YES, YES

"love, when are you going to finish the beanie, i wanna show chat," he would pout

"can you wait like 5 more minutes, i'm almost done."

"thanks darling." he would leave, leaving a peck on your cheek

when you finished, you went back to him, sneaked behind him, and put the beanie on his head

"oh shit, you scared me love, did you finish?"

you would nod, and then he would take off the beanie and put it close to the camera

"you see chat, they are SOO good at crocheting."

chat would definitely spam y/n pog

you would make other stuff, like sweaters, winter hats, scarfs, mittens, etc.

he would flaunt them out in public SO MUCH it gives headaches

he would do anything to give you the attention you deserve

you get the idea

2. cooking

cooking with wilbur was REALLY CHAOTIC

like, he couldn't cook a goddamn thing in his life except frozen pizzas, AND THAT DOESN'T EVEN COUNT AS COOKING

so you being the awesome chef you were ;), you obviously had to help your poor boyfriend with cooking

"wilbur, that's salt, not sugar."

"wilby, noo, not 405 degrees, 375 degrees."

he would be so clueless you would probably have to guide him with everything

but when you both make it together, it tastes DELICIOUS

LIKE DAMN, IT WAS A WHOLE COOKED MEAL COURSE (like you ;), jk, don't wanna make you uncomfy)

because of your wonderful cooking skills, it kinda passed onto wilbur

so in the morning, he would make you your favorite meal

"thanks wilby, you're finally catching on."

3. music

and the last thing you would share would be music

you both have your own playlist that you share, filled with his music, one direction, yungblud, halsey, and others (i dont know why, but im seriously addicted to mysoginistic songs, like it brings the BOY out of me that i don't want to unleash, like for example everywhere i go by hollywood undead and she's so nice by pink guy, also my axe by insane clown posse)

you would also have a romantic playlist for dancing

*casually plays as the world caves in by matt maltese*(but seriously, it's a great song, i suggest you listen to it)

music would even go onto him trying to teach you how to play internet ruined me

"it's not that key, it's THAT key."

"y/n WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU ARE BUTCHERING MY SONG."

"sorry wilby 😣 "

he would apologize so much after you said sorry, hugging you and shit, thinking that you were actually sad (TOO BAD BITCH, I AIN'T NO SYMPATHETIC /j)

hahahah, also prepare for him to pop quiz you on random stuff that is significant in your relationship, yaknow, to make sure you love him, JK JK, he's just a bored, lonely boiii

"y/n what was the day we met?""ummm, i believe may 7?""NOO YOU GOT IT WRONG"

you would run away from him, knowing that he becomes full on psycho /j

"COME BACK HERE Y/N, I WANNA GIVE YOU A PRESENT."

so ending that on a crazy note, you do sincererly love wilbur and he with you

you would go miles and miles to be with him

i hate how sappy i got there, but i gotta feed the mcyt/dream smp fans with some fluff, yaknow, to even out the angst and smut/nsfw honestly, i need someone who would be like this

#wilbur soot #wilbur soot x reader #wilbur soot fluff #wilbur soot brainrot #wilbur soot x you #mcyt #mcyt x reader #mcyt x you #mcyt x y/n #dream smp #dream smp x reader #louistommosnesquickmilk writes #louistommosnesquickmilk

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findingjoynweirdstuff · 3 years

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DSMP Anniversary Recap: L’MANBERG

After their drug business idea resulted in disaster last time, Wilbur comes back to the server with a second plan: to turn their humble Camarvan into a new, independent server where no Americans are whitelisted.

The first order of business? Build a wall.

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VOD LINKS:

Tubbo [unavailable]

Ponk [unavailable]

TommyInnit

Wilbur Soot

Eret [unavailable]

Punz [unavailable]

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The previous day, Wilbur and Tommy discussed their plans for building an empire as Tommy constructed an underground sewer system, a nation where selling drugs is allowed.

“How do you know Sapnap’s not gonna like, I dunno, you know what they’re like, man, how do we know they’re not gonna…make it a war?”

“How I see it is they can declare war, they can do whatever they want, but if we just ignore them and don’t acknowledge it, we win. We can’t lose...”

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- Tommy’s noticed that the server is full of fighting, and he wants money. How does one monetize fighting? A fight club! He can make a fight club in his basement

- Alyssa comes over and hands him a poppy with Ponk. Ponk explains that Alyssa is his lawyer

- Wilbur tells Tommy off for being rude to them

- Later, Sapnap comes over to his basement. Tommy touches the “Do Not Touch” chest and falls to his death

- Sapnap likes Tommy’s fight club idea and helps him dig out the room

- Wilbur joins Tommy’s VC as Tommy is speaking with Sapnap and scolds him for talking with an American, pulling him into a different VC.

Last time, they tried to sell drugs out of their hotdog van and some people didn’t approve of that. This time? Wilbur wants a revolution.

Wilbur: “Starting a movement is easy. You know, Tommy? Anyone can start a movement. Movements are cool. If you start a movement towards a common good, you’re cool! You know? Nothing ever goes wrong! Revolutions are hard, Tommy. Lots of people are gonna oppose us, Tommy.”

- The first thing they need to do…is build a wall

- Wilbur logs on in the Camarvan and sees Tubbo’s package of blaze rods. Tommy asks how much armor he should be wearing, Wilbur says none

Wilbur: “We don’t win wars with battles and with armor. We win wars with our words, Tommy. We’re starting a revolution, not a war.”

- He opens the package of blaze rods from Tubbo and talks about how his wildest dream is a nation where they can sell drugs with no one to stop them

Wilbur: “Why are you being all quiet and slow to talk to me?”

Tommy: “No no no, I’m just trying to decipher who’s on the right side of history right now.”

- Wilbur shows Tommy all the blaze rods. They’re on the right side of history. Tommy shows Wilbur the flaming hotdog on top of the van. He likes it

- The first law of their new place is that no UHC block placement is allowed (he demonstrates by parkouring across the water). That’s banned

- Sapnap comes over and gives Wilbur some blaze rods

Wilbur: “Oh yeah, you can’t buy our peace from your tyranny.”

Sapnap: (whispering to Wilbur) I’ve changed Sapnap: just Sapnap: look Sapnap: Ive tried brewing

Wilbur: once an American always an American

- Tommy punches him away and Sapnap goes away. They call him. Sapnap says, though he can’t join their posse, once their empire grows he wants to buy their potions. He’s possibly addicted to their supply. They have their first export

- Wilbur needs sand, gravel and dandelions for the wall. He sends Tommy on his way. Tommy asks the new empire’s policy on women. Wilbur says they’re allowed as long as they’re European

- Wilbur starts drawing out the border and asks him what their new nation should be called

- Dream logs on. Tommy asks Wilbur how he and Dream have been since they flirted. Wilbur says he just wants to rob George of his loves. Wilbur asks Dream if he wants to kiss

Wilbur: “He’s not responding. Is he gonna ban me for xenophobia?”

Dream: (in chat) who

Wilbur: (in chat) you

Tommy: “What’s…what’s ‘xeno…?’”

Wilbur: “A distaste towards other countries.”

Tommy: “Oh look, here’s Tubbo. He’s on his own adventure.”

Dream: social distancing

Wilbur: SMART

Tubbo fell from a high place.

- Wilbur screams after getting startled by Tommy coming into the van. Tommy throws him a carrot (“Have a carrot, please, calm yourself”) and gives Wilbur the supplies for the concrete

- Tommy goes to speak with “Small T” (Tubbo) and they get him in VC. Tommy tells him “viva la revolution!” and asks for some sand. They also need black dye

Wilbur: “Tubbo, what’s your stance on the States?”

Tubbo: “Those United States? I mean, I’ve heard stuff’s pretty nuts over there so I guess it’s not going great for them.”

Wilbur: “Yeah, we’re pulling a reverse independence.”

Tommy: “Yeah, we’re taking away their independence!”

Wilbur: “No no no no no, we’re not – no no, they’re staying independent. We’re claiming independence from the server.”

Tubbo: “I thought everyone was already independent? Everyone can already do what they want.”

Wilbur: “No, see, when you’re on this server, you’re on the Dream SMP, right? Yeah, we’re making our own land so that when you are in our borders you are no longer on the Dream SMP.”

Tubbo: “Oh…okay…”

- From the drug war a few days ago, Wilbur’s decided that the Americans can’t be trusted to run their own nation

Wilbur: “So what we’re doing is we’re – we’re taking control. We’re making our own nation.”

Tubbo: “Nice!”

Wilbur: “Our own server. And we’re gonna make the Americans pay for it!”

Tubbo: “Wai– uhhhh…”

Wilbur: “See the thing is, Tubbo, server upkeep costs money. A pittance to Dream, may I add, the billionaire thing he is, but like, we still – we’re gonna be still not paying a single penny for the upkeep of the server. But we will have our own independent emancipated land that will not be part of the server.”

- Tubbo is onboard. They ask Tubbo for name suggestions. Tubbo suggests “Not Dream SMP.” Wilbur wants something more original

- Tommy comes back with an idea. There’s only one woman on the server, and they won’t be letting her into the state since she’s American, so what he’s thinking is:

Tommy: “Why don’t we call it…Manberg? Or alternatively, Mantopia?”

Wilbur: “I like Mantopia. But how do we make it European? United Manberg.”

Tommy: “United Mantopia. UNM – wait, lemme Google if it means anything offensive—"

- Since it only stands for the University of New Mexico, Tommy decides it’s good. But Wilbur realizes it sounds too much like the United States

Wilbur: “What about ‘Le?’ Le-Man-berg.”

Tommy: (in chat) le man burg

- Wilbur declares it “L’manberg,” as that’s how the French do it – and the French are quite big on their revolutions. “Lemonburg” is declared a slur in their nation. They will cancel anyone who calls it that

- Tubbo takes off his armor and they discuss “war-winning words.” Wilbur quotes Hamilton and Tommy suspects him of lyric pranking

- Wilbur is the general of L’manberg and Tommy is his right-hand man. Tommy suggests they make the Camarvan an embassy but Wilbur declares it the capital, the state building instead

- Tommy gives Wilbur a stone hoe and Wilbur hoes a single piece of land outside the van before getting an idea. He hoes another piece of land and declares it the “unsullied ground.” Tommy starts singing Hallelujah to it

- Wilbur wants revolutionary skins. He wants a redcoat skin. Their slogan? “L’manberg: We are alarming.”

- There is a hidden clause in Tubbo and Tommy joining L’manberg, and that is that they will have to have houses there. They are citizens

- Tubbo spends a minute spinning around trying to find Wilbur

- They spot Dream nearby and go to speak to him. He says he’s just chilling. Wilbur tells Tommy to shout war words at him

- Dream joins the call and they tell him that “L’manberg” is seceding from Dream SMP. This is their own server now. Dream notes that it seems pretty small, but Wilbur tells him it’s what they do with it that counts

- Dream asks what happens if the rest of the server decides to take over the land. Wilbur says that’s not how servers work. The laws – or “gamerules,” rather, of their server is that PvP is turned off. Wilbur tells him that he’s not whitelisted in their server and has to stay out. All they want is Dream’s acknowledgement – and he’s paying for it

- Wilbur tells him he can set up his own visa and whitelist for Dream SMP and that they don’t need anything outside of these walls. All Tommy and Tubbo need is to move all their items there. Dream is skeptical and asks Tubbo if he’s really doing that

Tubbo: “…HEYYY, so I was born in the Dream SMP, and um…”

Tommy: “Yeah yeah, as was I! I was also born over there so really, we have duo citizenship—”

Wilbur: “—There’s no dual citizenship in our nation. Our nation has zero dual citizenship.”

Tubbo: (crosstalk) “Wait, why are you making it difficult for us?”

Wilbur: “Look at me. Do you boys care about the revolution?”

Tommy: “…Yes.”

Wilbur: “Look, Dream isn’t our enemy. He’s our neighbor. But, we are seceding from his tyrannical rule.”

Tubbo: “What’s ‘tyrannical’ mean?”

Wilbur: (laughs) “Big words. That’s what we use in war. Say it, Tubbo.”

Tubbo: “Tyran-zanical.”

- They argue back and forth about infinite women

- Tommy suggests that they call his land, which is in Dream SMP, an embassy instead. In return, Dream can set up an embassy in L’manberg

- Eret logs on and Dream walks away

- It’s time to make Invisibility potions. Eret joins the call and they fill him in

- Wilbur locks Tommy and Tubbo in the van until they make Invisibility potions and leaves. Neither of them want to play with “the weird neighbor’s child”

- Wilbur explains to Eret that the issue last time was not the drugs, but that the Americans got involved and now they’re making their own server where Americans aren’t whitelisted. Eret already has visa by being a European.

They’re calling it “Drexit”

- Tommy goes to his base to establish the embassy. Wilbur makes a “scum window” in the wall

- Tommy sees Dream at the embassy, telling him he has to follow the L’manburg rules on the land

- Tommy is allowed to start a “fight club” not just in his embassy, but even in L’manburg itself

- Wilbur is horrified when he notices that the holy soil has become untilled. He calls Eret over and they re-till it

- Wilbur declares the four of them the founding fathers. Tommy asks if he is Hamilton

Tubbo: “Was Abraham Lincoln a founding father?”

Wilbur: “No, he was several hundred years after.”

Tubbo: “Oh.”

Eret: “Just a few hundred years off, you know? Easy mistake to make.”

Tubbo: “Better late than never.”

- Tommy yells at Tubbo for going through his chests and threatens to kill him. Eret and Wilbur start whispering to each other and Tommy and Tubbo become self-aware

- Tommy notices Alyssa and Dream approaching the embassy

Tommy: “Good news and bad news. I’ve got you a woman. Bad news? She’s American.”

- Wilbur starts laughing so hard he has to stand up and walk away while Tommy and Dream bicker

- Tommy calls Niki on the phone, telling her they need women who aren’t American, but Niki isn’t whitelisted yet. Tommy asks Dream to add her and he declines. Wilbur tells Dream not to add her as it would delegitimize the manhood of L’manburg

Tommy: Too shay

Dream: too shay

- Wilbur, hungry, goes “manfishing,” whispering “salmon” repeatedly as he kills them

- Both Tubbo and Eret have done well. Wilbur tells Tommy he really is the “Hamilton” of their nation and hasn’t done much for them

- The signature meal of L’manburg is salmon

- Tommy and Wilbur start rapping “Non-Stop” from Hamilton the musical

- Wilbur and Tommy walk and talk

Wilbur: “Look around.”

Tommy: “At how happy we are to be alive right now.”

- Wilbur reminds Tommy of how far they’ve come, but Tommy has done very little in terms of setting up. Tommy takes Wilbur to the embassy

- Wilbur changes the sign on Tommy’s house to read “L’Manburg Embassy” and says he feels that Tommy isn’t fully devoted to the cause. Tommy doesn’t want to give up his home and tries suggesting the Power Tower instead

- Wilbur leaves Tommy and returns to L’manburg

Wilbur: “Chat…I think we’ve lost him. I think we’ve lost TommyInnit.”

- Wilbur doesn’t approve of Tommy living with the enemy. Tommy finally agrees to give up his home to be the embassy

- Wilbur tells them it’s time to don the skins

- Tommy notices that the forest outside L’manburg’s borders is on fire. In the distance he spots Alyssa and angrily runs after her

Tommy: “Wilbur! Wilbur! Do I kill the woman?”

Tubbo: “Yes!”

Wilbur: “Yes! Yes, Tommy! You kill the woman!”

- Wilbur and Tubbo start running after as well

Eret: “I thought we use our words! I thought we used our words!”

Tommy: “No.”

Wilbur: “Not in this case. Anyone -- they’ve tried to burn down our forest.”

Tubbo: “We care most about the forest.”

- They are like the Lorax. Alyssa combat logs. When she logs back in, Tommy kills her. Punz immediately shoots Tommy down, outraged that he would kill a woman

- Alyssa calls them and asks for her stuff back, saying she didn’t start the forest fire. Sapnap logs on and arrives with Punz. They start walking back

- The fire is still spreading and Tommy thinks it might be a political attack. Wilbur turns around and tells Tommy to go home. This isn’t a political attack and Tommy is too dangerous, running his mouth and talking too much

Tommy: “Tell me the thing he says in the second song of the musical Hamilton.”

Wilbur: “I think about death so much it feels more like a memory.”

- Wilbur dismisses Tommy, growing more and more annoyed as Tommy keeps on reciting various song lyrics to him

- Sapnap and Dream arrive as Wilbur goes off to get materials. Punz puts out the forest fire and Fundy has just logged on, confused

- Sapnap and Dream take Tubbo hostage in a hole in the ground. Tubbo drops Tommy an Invisibility potion

- Sapnap and Dream kill them as Wilbur arrives, losing them the Invisibility potions

- Wilbur gathers everyone in the Camarvan, a book and quill in hand. It’s time to draft the Declaration:

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DECLARATION OF INDEPENDANCE

Signed: Wilbur Soot Tubbo_ TommyInnit ERET

Forever the nation of the DreamSMP have cast great sins upon our great land of the hto dog van.

They have robbed us. Imprisoned us. Threatened us. Killed many of our men.

This time of tyranny ends with us

This book declares that the nation which shall be henceforth known as L’Manberg is seperate, emancipated and independant from the nation of DreamSMP.

The union of the masters of men. Together we are one. When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one to dissolve the bonds which bind us. Disregarding of this truth is nothing short of tyranny.

WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF EVIDENT. THAT ALL _MEN_ ARE CREATED EQUAL

The right of the people exists above the right of the king. The right of the government and the right of the economy.

From the hto dog van we shall prevail.

Life. Liberty. And the pursuit of victory.

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- The four sign the Declaration on the roof of the Camarvan, witnessed by Dream, Sapnap, Punz and Fundy watching from afar. Wilbur frames it in the van

- An invisible person arrives in the van to deliver a second book:

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Declaration Of War

Sometimes you just gotta kill some people sometimes yaknow - Sun Tzu

Dream SMP declares war on la’manburg

JOINT RESOLUTION --PUNZ --SAPNAP --DREAM

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- Wilbur and Dream exchange books

- Wilbur gives some motivational words to the L’manburgians. This is how they consolidate can power. This is an opportunity

Wilbur: “We do not fight a war of – of the war of greater sticks. We’re not looking for technological advancement, right. The war we’re fighting is gonna be done through guerilla tactics. It’s gonna be done through attrition…”

“And I want you guys on my side.”

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UPCOMING ANNIVERSARY DATES:

July 31: Fundy becomes Wilbur’s son

August 2: Doomsday

August 3: Jack Manifold joins the server

August 6: Niki joins the server

August 9: Wilbur, Tommy and Tubbo create a drug park