LIKE WAIT okay its not even a french thing either bc silent ‘e’s are a BIG thing in english like that was such a major thing i was taught in fucking kindergarten ?? most common words that end in a single e have a silent e. axe lake like pike cake kale horse purse louse pale scribe life universe .. tbf i cant think of any double consonant + e words rn so those r probably vocalized actually and thats what got people confused but its just kinda wack

learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

Velvet lynx spider, Oxyopes flavipalpis, Oxyopidae

This species comes in a pretty wide range of coloration, which you can see here if you’re curious!

Photographed in Zimbabwe by spidermandan

ok i’m curious

what the point of mmf threesomes if the dudes don’t fag out a lil

Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:

The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition

The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man

Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

alright guys im curious. who were the worst mutuals youve ever had

I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

what do you meaaaaaaan this is baby sturgeons youre lying to me.... you just Shrunk him

this is assuming its on art you normally wouldn't jump to reblog. i myself only rb stuff i really really like so .

The 'rude/demanding' tone would be stuff along the lines of "if you like but don't reblog I'll [threat]" which i see surprisingly often, both serious and more silly