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majosullivan · 11 months

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Blitzo, having a sudden internal pause at the hospital: Why am I feeling a complete sense of pride and joy about Moxxie right now?

#THAT WAS A BLITZ MOVE #HE WOULD HAVE BEEN SO PROUD IF HE WAS THERE IN PERSON #helluva boss #helluva boss striker #helluva striker #helluva boss moxxie #helluva moxxie

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satoumafuyuss · 18 days

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stolitz save me, stolitz, save me stolitz

#ignore everything else in this that horse plushie i drew is so cute like actually #still holding onto my clingy blitz agenda #*rcoking back and forth* stolitz duet stolitz duet stolitz duet #WE'RE SO CLOSE TO KNOWING RELEASE DATE FOR FULL MOON #leave it to a new hyperfixation to make me draw 5479654 times a day #me when i have to pack and move when im having the most art ideas ive had in months #nillyart #nillyfanart #stolitz #helluva boss #stolas goetia #stolas #blitzø #stolas x blitz #hellaverse

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derinthescarletpescatarian · 4 months

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Having sudden vivid visions of me explaining the nailbiting plot of this story to someone and them going "hey that sounds great what is it" and me linking them and them responding 30 minutes later like "Derin you didn't tell me everyone was food"

#PONTIFEX JUST FUCKING BLITZED EVERYONE IN ONE MOVE WHAT THE HELL #dimension 20

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sentientsliotar · 5 months

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Threads/chains of Stolitz

There’s obviously a lot of symbolism for how they view their relationship, but this symbol for their contractual relationship stood out to me.

In Blitzo’s POV he is bound around his arms and throat, with Stolas holding the golden chain.

In Stolas’s POV he and Blitzo are connected by a thread around their finger.

Cute symbol for soulmates and all that, but it’s a way better insight into Stolas’s view of their relationship, in his eyes they’re equals, the thread isn’t restrictive and it’s a choice to move closer. In contrast to Blitzo who can’t acknowledge his feelings because he doesn’t feel like he means anything to Stolas, but needs to fulfil his end of the contract to stay in buisness.

#helluva boss #blitzo x stolas #stolitz #helluva boss stolas #helluva blitzo #helluva boss blitzo #helluva stolas #stolas goetia #helluva boss blitz #for the love of Lucifer let them communicate in the next stolitz episode #I don’t trust them to #I know they’re moving in the right direction but I have little confidence they won’t make massive miscommunication mistakes #I got more alliteration in there than I thought I would

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synthshenanigans · 4 months

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BRO

Im crying

#juno shot at the sun with a fuckin squiffer #i went to go hit the fresh button back at them & i saw their locker changed #10/10 i love to see it #if you see this you have gr8 locker artist skills #also that I'm sorry i was so bad tonight PFFT #This morning i was doin clam blitz & had like a baseline of like 10-15 kills #& tonight i was struggling to get like THREE #they were very kind tho & had the most encouraging booyahs. nice to have even when im getting sniped in the back of the head :}#however ended on a high note being back to 10 kills & we won the match #ALSO I S RANKED TODAY very happy with myself #moving up in the world #okay okay ill shut up now. im tired so i rant a lot aight let me have this #chonny jash #moss post #KJ rants too much again

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badnewswhatsleft · 3 months

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actually joetrick real btw

#fall out boy #patrick stump #joe trohman #LITERALLY FROTHING AND SEETHING CONTORTED WITH JEALOUSY BTW #NOT SAYING FOR WHO #i remember when this first posted yall it was wild and also so fucking cute. perhaps we moved on too fast. *over a decade later*#mailing letters #media blitz

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mckittericks · 11 months

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#helluva boss #blitz #he's been waiting for the right horse to name Banana Puddling #and here she is #drew this at school today #definitely a strong teacher move #mckittericks art

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hazbinficsandstuff-eyeshadow · 2 months

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Helluva hotel fanfic(what do you think I take constructive critisims)

Chapter 1:closing

Blitzo picks up the horse standee covered in gems that he had bought a while back and placed it atop a box with other things. Papers filled to the brim with really nothing of importance, mainly random horse drawings and the “research” he managed to recollect after it flew out the window. Millie.moxxie. And Stolas also helped him pack.

”Are you sure you want to give up on this?” Stolas asked. Moxie and Millie looked at blitz with sadness and grief in their eyes. While they hadn't been successful blitz had made a name for himself. They still lived in the low-class. Millie had to lie to her parents about how well freelance was going but nonetheless they enjoyed the adventures they had.

“I really appreciate you all helping, as much as I kid around about you being my family here, I mean it. I mean you all are the closest thing to a family I have so I really hope we all stay in touch. I also want to thank you Stolas especially since you don't really work at IMP unless you count supplying access” Blitz responds.

With happy tears in his eyes as Stolas gives a slight smile the 666 news channel comes on the tv with Charlie and Lucifer replacing the spaces and pushing away Katie killjoy and tom trench as they yell at them.

Charlie whispers a quick “sorry” before looking back at her dad. Lucifer begins hitting a stack of papers against the table while squinting through his glasses, mumbling trying to make out his chicken-scratch handwriting.

Charlie rips the papers out of his hand and throws them back. “ Me and my father have been talking and he originally wanted to force everyone-” Charlie says with a hint of anger and attitude.

Lucifer cuts her off and says “ But we decided that we won't force anyone, although I offered to do it as a form of punishment-”

“ Because we can't force people to redeem themselves they have to choose to and the hotel is to help not punish people, although he did pitch it to me like a parole office or being sentenced to rehab like on earth sense we don't have jail in hell”. Charlie looks at her father knowing he's probably about to cut her off again mainly because he gets too excited and blurts stuff out but he notices the look and keeps quiet while looking at his daughter. “ Anyway we’re getting off track. The main point is that white we are not forcing anyone to come, we highly encourage everyone to give redemption a shot and try to better themselves”.

“Isn't this basically free therapy?” Tom asked from the background right before the broadcast closed.

“Dang it, they're probably the reason we had to close, also why'd that woman sound so much like me?” Blitz asked.

Moxie replied “ Why are you blaming the business’s downfall on the princess again?”

“Because with all the sinners going there I bet no one cares about getting revenge on those who wronged them in the living world, they're too busy worrying about getting he redeemed” Blitz says in his usual all-caps screaming tone.

Stolas pointed a finger up and responded “ Uhmm I actually think her business isn't doing much better than yours although I don't think they actually charge people to stay there so if they're not even trying to profit I’m not sure if it’s still considered a business, it's been quite the topic of discussion recently”.

Blitz trying to find something to pin the blame of the businesses downfall on says “ I don't believe it! I sure they had something to do with us closing, were gonna go there and find out for ourselves”

“If that’s what you want, boss, we'd be happy to come along” Millie says.

“Millie can I talk to you for a moment, ya know in private” Moxie responds. Moxie and Millie head out to right outside the door. Blitz was listening in head against the wall, usually moxie would check but today everything was too hectic to do so.

“ We’re finally able to get away from Blitz, we can finally be alone. I think if we do this one thing with him we'd be stuck with him forever. Him constantly trying to get in on what we're doing” he told Millie. Blitz pupils became almost nothing in his eyes as they shrunk from listening in to what Moxxie had said.

“I love you Mox but, do you remember when we first met? The only thing you could think to talk about was yer best friend, blitz. I honestly thought you and him might have had something going on at first” Millie responded.

“I love you so much too Millie , you're what's important. I only thought he was meaningful in my life because I met him when I was in a tough spot but now that I know you I can see that he's not really of anything of importance” Moxie responded. Moxie then went back into the room with the rest of them. Millie although still seeming not Completely satisfied with the result of their conversation entered with him. Blitz backed away from the door right before they came through and continued packing up as though he heard nothing. Blitz pretended to be fine as he always did. Stolas couldn't hear what was going on I the other room however he could tell blitz wasn't taking it lightly. He wanted to comfort blitz but wasn't sure how especially after all that's happened. He nervously put his hand over blitz's hand trying to console him.

Blitz looked up at stolas smiling “ do you maybe want a hug?” stolas asked.

Blitz looked at his face and was riddled With guilt he immediately teared his hand away and held both of his own hands together nervously “ sorry I…”. Stolas interrupts “ no, no sorry I overstepped…again”. Blitz wanted to say something like “it's okay” but he wasn't sure the exact words. He couldn't hand the guilt. Him and stolas hadn't even talked after what happened. He didn't even know how stolas knew about them closing. He felt bad that even though he had gotten him hurt and then ghosted him he still showed up to help with such a simple task. Moxxie and millie saw them but didn't assume what was going om had anything to do with they Were talking about just another day them.

“Do you still want to go check out the hotel blitz?” Stolas asked.

“YEPPPP” blitz responds sounding super exited to cover up their previous conversation.

Millie with slight anger in her voice Said “I'm going with blitz and stolas you can come if you want moxxie”. Moxxie looks co fused with the sudden attitude but follows anyway

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cookinguptales · 8 months

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when I was a small child, I was the unenviable combination of "loves particularly haunting ghost stories" and "is incredibly terrified of everything and cries a lot."

these days my mom is constantly like YOU??? WERE READING WHAT????

I was basically a nervous wreck at all times, and it was mostly because I was constantly reading things that as an adult I reread like "wait what the fuck?" lmao

#she and dad would take me to half price books and let me have like $10 worth of books from the $1 kids section #there were a lot of series books like animorphs and goosebumps and babysitters club so I got a lot of those #but I'd also get like the most fucked-up ghost stories for kids you've ever heard of in your life #me: 'remember that book I had about christmas ghost stories?'#'and there was that one about the kid from a family where he didn't feel wanted and they'd just moved and his mom had a new bf and stuff'#'and he realized he could watch another family through the wall'#'and they looked so happy and his own life was so unhappy that one day they beckoned to him through the wall'#'and he went through and was never seen again'#'and it turned out he was seeing a family that were alive across the street from him during the blitz'#'and while he was never seen again in his time it turns out there was an unidentified body in the rubble when that building was bombed'#'implying that he was able to actually travel to the past to be with that 'loving family' but only in time for them to all be killed'#mom: .......what the FUCK are you talking about

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e-m-p-error · 5 months

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[ @baiika || In Reference To This || Blitz ]

[ Beelzebub ]

"I mean, yeah, I... Guess I could." Bee crosses her upper arms over her chest, her lower wrists resting on her hips, "But I'm not really the violent sort. I don't like to crash the party, dude."

"But that's not to say I won't defend myself if I have to. I'd prefer not to, though. Bad vibes suck either way."

#Try Not To Move So Fast You Know Dessert Comes Last! (вєєℓzєвυв)#(Beelzebub and Blitz - Baiika)#ICON BY ➽➽➽ RPicons

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shitpostsampler · 2 years

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Do you have the 'things you pull out of your ass had to get there somehow' sampler up in the new shop?

That phrase is how I'm surviving my thesis

It went up with the last patterns on Friday! We still have some back-log to get through, but we haven't had time to dedicate to it in a few weeks.

#pattern reuploads #the great move #sunday askbox blitz

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tlblitz · 8 months

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I’m a gay son. I’m a thot daughter. I’m a combination gay son and thot daughter

#genderfluid #yes this is me finally coming out as genderfluid on main #he/him or she/her #you can call me Kate / Blitz / Nim #this has been brewing for a while. and I’m finally in a spot where I’m feeling comfy upsetting my previously stable trans identity #(publicly anyway. I’ve been out for a bit to smaller circles but I feel it’s time to make moves to rope everyone in)#I reserve the right to revoke he/him permissions bc I don’t fully trust cis folks to get it but. I wanna take the risk :)

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madefate · 20 days

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blitz would be the stupidest & most annoying stray tuxedo tom cat, like you think he's feral but he's not ??? he's always yowling and hissing, but it's all for show. he looks so thin, but up close he has those ROUND TOM CHEEKS and those bappin paws, and somehow he's made friends with all the fancy neighborhood cats, and also adopted a dog. he lets verosika bap the shit out of him every time he comes to her garden with an apology mouse, then scatters and comes back the next day so she can continue to beat the shit out of him. ty for coming to my ted talk.

#hh tw #( cursed. )#( blitz hc. )#his little pack was loona & M&M #and he's KIND of adopted by the people who took in M&M bc he always comes back there at night #but he's still strolling the neighborhood all the time #annoying the fuck out of people #he's always yelling @ fizz and stolas #just meowing under their windows LOUD AS FUCK.#barbie is still with the OG owners who moved and lost him skdjhgs #they homeward bound each other at some point

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our-inspire-verse · 1 month

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Havin himself a smoke

#system babbles #striker #i do this in headspace often. made fun of inthrum for smoking weed in headapace even tho it technically doesn't make you high #now i constantly do it and he rolls his eyes at me #helluva boss #fictive #introject #frontstuck for fuckin. 9 days solid.#we count this shit and react so big bc its hilarious first of all. and second of all. like interesting seeing who does what to what #like why am i out? am i cold blooded enough to survive this era of our life #its so funny bc it went from inthrum to blitz and fizz and now me. like ok. got harder and harder we're like a spectrum #also no one warned me Cadance was fucking crazy. she didn't really do anytjing that much but i could tell when i met her dancing earlier #just by her eyes and how she moves. shes deranged. she was so fun tho love u #blunt #weed #idk what to tag this

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machinavocis · 2 months

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well that rental application took four entire hours to complete but i'm like, upwards of 60% confident that we've got our temporary tucson housing locked down with a six-month-lease start date of may 14th.

#hello friends i started the day with a FIVE HOUR MAD PROGRAMMING BLITZ TO GET A THING LAUNCHED AND RUNNING WHICH I DID #and then i was hella productive in the Non Work Moving Tasks Department #we now have a probably apartment & also a giant multicolored Moving Tasks Whiteboard with task dependency flowcharts #look ok i have 32 years of experience being me & i know that unless i overkill-organize THIS hard THIS early Future Me will be SO FUCKED #and lol when you're moving states you cannot solve your timeframe problems by staying up all night driving shit back and forth in your car #if we lock down this apartment that'll be a huge first step & weight off my mind though #(the main research quest is gonna be INSURANCE & DOCTORS & HEALTHCARE oh my)

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little-candy-store-of-horrors · 1 year

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Flick Fick the gestapo 🖕

#Allo allo #'allo 'allo #20th century #wwii history #Herr Flick #80s tv #'allo 'allo!#J. J from IRL if you ever see this. If THIS is how you find me. Im so sorry #Pretend you never and move on <3 #And @ everyone else i do not condone or support n@zi/far r!ght ideology if ur fash get the hell out of here #I am just a Regular 20th century history and Nonsense enjoyer.#Watching this show when they threw this stupid bespectacled manlet rat enjoyer twink at me like the blitz im SO MAD #As a stupid bespectacled manlet twink n rat enjoyer myself. U tell me. What am i supposed to do 💀#But anyway this show is a RIOT n theres no fan content for him im v disappointed bc i thought this was the Twink Hellsite so Here. He.#Tried to make him look like a wwii poster etc etc #Also this line was so *chefs kiss* bc he was talkin abt rats/referring to von smallhausen but like. My brother in NOTHING. u are ALSO. Rat.

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