Stephen: I cannot conceive of a universe without you in it.

Tony: Yes you can, it's just less great and less hot.

Shadowheart: While you and I were developing common sense, Lae’zel studied the blade.

Kristie Mewis: I cannot conceive of a universe without you in it. Sam Kerr: Yes you can, it’s just less great and less hot.

Roman: *mournfully* why was I born so attractive?

Logan: because everyone would have throttled you within the first five minutes otherwise

Gabby: I cannot conceive of a universe without you in it.

Jonah: Yes you can, it’s just less great and less hot.

Razum-dar: Why was this one born so attractive?

Gwaering: Because everyone would’ve throttled you within the first five minutes otherwise.

Karkat: STRIDER, THE ONLY JOB I'D DO FOR YOU WOULD BE IF YOU WANTED SOMEONE TO HOLD YOUR SWORD AS YOU FELL ON IT. THE ONLY JOB I'D DO FOR YOU WOULD BE IF YOU WANTED YOUR ASS KICKED SO HARD, THE DOORS TO THE OUTER RING WOULD OPEN AND A PARADE OF HORRORTERRORS CAME THROUGH SINGING "LO! A DESTRUCTED ASS." THE ONLY JOB I'D DO FOR YOU WOULD BE IF YOU WANTED SOMEONE TO SPOT YOU WHILE YOU BACKFLIPPED OFF YOUR HIVESTEM AND INTO THE ABYSS.

Dave: thats three jobs

Karkat: DIE IN A FIRE, STRIDER.

Cú Chulainn: Why was I born so attractive? Láeg: Because everyone would have throttled you within the first five minutes otherwise

In the Myriadic Year of our Lord—the ten thousandth year of the King Undying, the kindly Prince of Death!—Gideon Nav packed her sword, her shoes, and her dirty magazines, and she escaped from the House of the Ninth.

Jonathan: Why was I born so attractive?

Geoffrey: Because everyone would have throttled you within the first five minutes otherwise.

Tony: Why was I born so attractive?

Ziva: Because everyone would have throttled you within in the first five minutes otherwise.

Harm: Why was I born so attractive?

Mac: Because everyone would have throttled you within the first five minutes otherwise.

Astarion: Why was I born so attractive?

Gale: Because everyone would’ve throttled you within the first five minutes otherwise!

*Jane and Gunther being forced to go on a mission after they fought with each other earlier.*

Gunther: Just let me-let me do this. Jane. I need you to trust me.

Jane: I need you to be trustworthy.

Alyona: Come on. How bad could it be?

Lazzaro: Down there resides the sum of all necromantic transgressions. The unperceivable howl of ten thousand million unfed ghosts who will hear each echoed footstep as defilement. They would not even be satisfied if they tore you apart. The space beyond that door is profoundly haunted in ways I cannot say, and by means you won't understand; and you may die by violence, or you may simply lose your soul.

Alyona: Knock it off. We're not in chapel now.

Lazzaro: It's not one of mine, Alyona. I'm repeating exactly -- to the word -- what Sallos said to me.

Alyona: Sallos said that the facility was chocka with ghosts and you might die?

Lazzaro: Correct.

Alyona: Surprise, my tenebrous overlord! 'Ghosts and you might die' is my middle name.

“i cannot do this.”

“you already did it. it’s done. you ate me and rebuilt me. we can’t go home again.”

gideon and harrow.