I cannot, and will never take Alastor seriously.

Not only because he makes funny faces but he is so fucking FRAIL LOOKING. Without his magic, that man would be wrecked in a fist fight.

"Guess who will be pulling all the strings?"

THE ONLY THING YOU NEED IS A PUSH/PULL ROUTINE AT THE GYM SOUTHERN BOY.

Raise your hand if you have also been personally victimized by the barometric pressure changes 🥲

Something that will help you cope with your frustration with society is knowing that trends exist on a swing set. Things will always swing one way to the furthest extreme before swinging back to the opposite extreme.

Look at pants. We got them tighter and tighter until they couldn't get any more tight, then swung back to JNKOs, then invented jeggings, and now we're back to baggy pants.

Shoes: Thin stilettos to wide chunky platforms to stilettos to platforms again. Nails. Eyelashes. Hair. As big as you can get them, as crazy as you can, then simple and tiny again, then back to big.

And every once in a while new technology is invented and we have to use it on absolutely everything, even if it's stupid, until we get annoyed with ourselves and cut it out.

Then once decade as a new one comes around we get delusions about Entering A New Age and get funky with it for a bit.

That's it. That's all. We're just going through the cycles.

Lilo & Stitch is a great example of a story that has no villains. It has antagonists, sure, but most of them are well-meaning. The worst person in the film is that little shit Myrtle, but she’s not in the film that much anyway.

it's so funny how graffiti is like a non issue that effortlessly reveals peoples' reactionary tendencies.

i started doing things scared and doing things alone years ago the real challenge is doing things tired

The remake reboot prequel sequel industrial complex is killing me but the good thing is I don't have to watch any of that. I can just think "that sounds boring or otherwise doesn't interest me in any way" and do something other than watch it

i wish i could say this more eloquently but watching these college solidarity encampments popping up around the world… watching university faculty use themselves as shields to protect their students from the police… watching these students put their own safety on the line to demand divestments… i’ve never seen anything like it, and every update moves me to tears.

just crying over how romantic Freddie & Jim were nbd