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when a character is written inconsistently because nobody thought about it that hard and you're like it's time for me to get in there.. and think about it that hard

if a sword is like an extension of the wielder. and a sword can be said to have its own identity. then can a sword not feel grief and sorrow at being forced to clash with its opponent forged in the same crucible but forced to turn against it. can a sword not cry out in the screech of metal on metal from the pain of betrayal.

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If you want me to draw your favorite ship, send over a DM :)

Currently hyperfixating on my favourite childhood show, Jane and the Dragon

Grown up Jane! Not smiling because De'Vinchi had it right, smiles are impossible.

i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

There's this audio that goes "Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a bunch of scraps!" And I think that's how a lot of fans feel about Dragonblade.

Dragonblade: *is a chaotic, unedited, out of character mess*

Fans, who for years have been able to write much better and in-character fanfiction with much fewer resources than the actual creator: Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a bunch of scraps!

*Sir Theodore, Jane, and Gunther are cornered by an enemy* Gunther, whispering to Sir Theodore: I'll distract him, you run. Sir Theodore, whispering back: No, *I'll* distract him, *you* run. *They were too busy whispering that they failed to notice Jane escaped* Jane: *whistles to get the enemy's attention* The Enemy: What- Jane: *knocks him unconscious* Jane: There, now we can *all* run. *They all run away*

Weirdly I also feel as if this fits an Evil! John D'ark

*Kippernian citizens clamoring like the medieval equivalent of paparazzi* Citizen 1: Magnus! How does it feel to have been voted the most hated man in Kippernia? Magnus: In a country full of Neanderthals, I wear the badge of honor knowing that I have committed to no one's morals but my own! Citizen 2: What about the rumors that you're mentally unbalanced? Magnus: WHO SAID THAT-

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when canon gives you an underdeveloped character and you just have to make do:

*Kippernian citizens clamoring like the medieval equivalent of paparazzi* Citizen 1: Magnus! How does it feel to have been voted the most hated man in Kippernia? Magnus: In a country full of Neanderthals, I wear the badge of honor knowing that I have committed to no one's morals but my own! Citizen 2: What about the rumors that you're mentally unbalanced? Magnus: WHO SAID THAT-

Gunther: Don't do that! Jane: You don't tell me what to do! I do what I want! Gunther: Yes, you do. I don't know why I would've possibly thought otherwise.

*modern au* Magnus, talking to Gunther over the phone from prison: Here's some free legal advice, son. When selecting your alibi witness in court, do *not* choose the one who was already in jail while you were "not" committing your own crime. Gunther: *sighs*