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"I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this."
- Neelix
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Millionaire Fugo: Holding Waddle Dee Drop your weapons or the child gets it!
Dreamy Gear Meta Knight, Dedede, Magolor and Kirby: Drops weapons
Dreamy Gear Daroach: ... Holds up cane EAT THE RICH!
Dreamy Gear Meta Knight: Daroach, put the damn cane down!
#Daroach#Meta Knight#Dedede#Waddle Dee#Kirby#Magolor#Dreamy Gear#Kirby Dreamy Gear#incorrect quotes#Source: Aqua teen hunger force#Eat the rich 💅
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Andrew: She just needs to learn some morals and values!
Julia: Look at her and tell me there's a God!
Ashley: He made me in his own image.
#the coffin of andy and leyley#the coffin of andy and leyley incorrect quotes#ashley graves#andrew graves#tcoaal incorrect quotes#tcoaal#tcoaal julia#source: aqua teen hunger force
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[Bolo's walking along when he spots a sandwich on the ground]
Bolo, picking it up: Hey, free sandwich!
Sandwich: But beware...
Bolo: Yeah, you beware. I'm eating this.
[Bolo takes a bite of the sandwich and suddenly teleports]
Bolo: Hey, woah! Where the hell is this?
Sandwich: You'll know...in time...hahahahaha...
Bolo: The question is, will I care? Probably not.
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Scratch: Everything you need to know about the afterlife is in here. [hold up book titled “The Ghost Bibble” by Jimmy] The Ghost Bible.
Molly McGee: Uh, that says “Bibble.”
Scratch: You QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!?
#submission#source: aqua teen hunger force#the ghost and molly mcgee#tgamm#molly mcgee#scratch the ghost
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Chrysalis: So, we’re all clear on the plan then? I’ll use this crystal to teleport to Thrace and broker an alliance with the Thracian Empire.
Tirek: Feh, good luck. Even amongst our breed of evil, the Thracians are notoriously isolationist.
Chrysalis: Bah, I am a master manipulator. They’ll be putty in my hooves soon enough. (Teleports)
(Few seconds pass…)
Chrysalis: (Teleports back) That psychotic mare tried to behead me with an axe!!!
Tirek: I don’t want to say I told you so, but I told you so.
Chrysalis: I didn’t even get in so much as a how-do-you-do?!
Cozy Glow: Wow, what a master manipulator…
Chrysalis: Oh, if you think it’s so easy then you go over there!!
Cozy Glow: I heard what you said about an axe, I ain’t doing jack.
Chrysalis: Whoops. (Tosses the crystal to Cozy)
Cozy Glow: Oh, you bi- (Teleports)
(Few seconds pass…)
Cozy Glow: (Teleports back)
Chrysalis: Hey! How’d you like Missus Styx? She was a real treat, wasn’t she?
Cozy Glow: Yeah, Terri Belle told me you two had a little run in, but she’s a decent mare once you get to know her.
Chrysalis: BULLCRAP!! I know that mare was all over you with her axe!!
Cozy Glow: Nah, that don’t sound like the Terri I know. Now, the Terri I know… took me to Merry Christmas.
Chrysalis: ….
Cozy Glow: Which is a strip club, Merry Triple X-Mas, y’see what I’m saying!
Chrysalis: Give me that crystal! (Teleports)
Tirek: Wow, so you’re saying it was fun?
Cozy Glow: Hell no! That crazy bitch had an axe!
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Danny: Why are we doing this?
Herman: Because I want to join the church up the street, and you psychos need to learn some morals and values!
Danny : Look at him and tell me there's a God.
The Dredge : He made me in his own image c:
#submission#incorrect dbd quotes#incorrect dead by daylight quotes#incorrect quotes#dbd#dead by daylight#danny johnson#ghost face#herman carter#dbd doctor#dbd dredge#source: aqua teen hunger force
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Adam: I am bored! Let’s go back home.
Sera: We parachuted here!
Adam: Yeah, I know. Because it was cheaper.
Sera: Ticket said one way.
Adam: Round trip was insane! You wanna pay those prizes, be my guest.
Sera: If we had rented the boat like I wanted, we could get back in the boat and go home.
Adam: Well we didn’t do that, because someone didn’t assert themselves enough.
#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel sera#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#source: aqua teen hunger force
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Poppy: Millicent needs to learn some morals and values.
Kieran: Look at her and tell me there's a god!
Millicent *sitting upside down*: He made me in his own image.
#incorrect fbaa quotes#jennifer l armentrout#blood and ash#twotq#the war of two queens#poppy da'neer#penellaphe balfour#kieran contou#millicent#source: aqua teen hunger force
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*Offense reading bibles*
Scout: Why are we doing this?
Soldier: Because I want to join the church up the street and Pyro needs to learn some morals and values.
Scout: *Looks at Pyro and back at Soldier* You look at him and tell me there's a god.
#team fortress two#team fortress 2#tf2 scout#tf2 soldier#tf2 pyro#offense team#source: aqua teen hunger force
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"Ah, physical fitness, whatever. You know, whatever. You do what you got to do, I do what I got to do, okay? But you're a sucker. You're gettin' fed this line about how you're gonna like, live forever, or whatever- You're gonna die. Someone'll kill ya. Someone'll kill ya with a knife. Make sure your abs are friggin' ripped. You got some good guns. You wanna look good for when you get stabbed with a knife!Sorry, that's how it works."
Jinx
#incorrect piltover quotes#incorrect quotes#league of legends jinx#jinx#league of legends#riot games#submission#source: aqua teen hunger force
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Silvio: You won’t like me when I’m angry.
Rio: I don’t like you ever.
#I live for their relationship it’s so funny#I’m so glad it’s almost time for Silvio content finally#Silvio Ricci#Rio Ortiz#ikepri memes#ikepri#Ikemen Prince#Ikemen Ouji#ikemen prince incorrect quotes#source: aqua teen hunger force
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Sai: You need to learn some morals and values!
Tharn, gesturing to Cadwell: Look at him and tell me there’s a god!
Cadwell: He made me in his own image~
#incorrect quotes#elder scrolls#elder scrolls online#eso#sai sahan#abnur tharn#cadwell#source: aqua teen hunger force
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"I am 25 or 125, and I do NOT need this!"
- Barnaby, whenever he sees something that doesn't vibe with him
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King Creativity: Gentlemen, behold! My beautiful fiancée!
Orange: Uh, I think that's a giant spider.
[Spider grabs King and starts to mangle him]
King Creativity: You're right! I've been betrayed! Run!
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Wendy: I'm 50 or 60 years old, and I do not need this.
Phoenix: well, which one is it?
Maya: are you 50 or 60?
Wendy: I don't know!
Wendy, lashing out: DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!?
#ace attorney#ace attorney incorrect quotes#phoenix wright#maya fey#wendy oldbag#source: aqua teen hunger force
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