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obaewankenope · 10 months
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In honour of the new recruits from reddit and shitter, poll for you:
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earthykinous · 3 months
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It's february my dudes.
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rudjedet · 1 year
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Wednesday Egypt Fun Fact
In ancient Egypt, jewellery wasn't worn purely for decoration - the purpose of jewellery was specifically to provide the owner with magical protection, good luck, and health. Through sympathetic magic, jewellery was believed to attract benign forces that would protect the wearer. This doesn't mean every piece of jewellery was an amulet or contained one: specific materials also had specific magical properties, especially with regards to colour. Gold, lapis, carnelian, feldspar, faience, amethyst and turquoise, to name a few, all had their own religious and protective connotations and were thus popular in use.
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jamiesfootball · 9 months
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Always lowkey simmering a Leverage AU in the back of my head hear me out:
Ted is an ex-insurance investigator who was able to get his son life-saving medical treatment because his first, original Crime Pal Beard was like ‘Ted if your company doesn’t come through with the coverage, we’re doing things my way.’
The company did not come through. The company did let him go due to suspicion of Ted’s involvement in the incident, but Ted will happily remind folks that no charges were formally pressed. Henry is alive and healthy and living with Michelle, who divorced Ted shortly thereafter (not just because of pre-existing marital problems, but because Ted wouldn’t tell her anything about why the doctors “””suddenly decided to do the procedure for free”””). Shortly thereafter, Ted fled the country.
What Ted learned from the whole experience is that there’s a lot of people out there, good people just trying to live by the rules, but sometimes things happen that are just out of their control. And well- if we’ve got the means to help the good people out when no one else will, then shouldn’t we try?
“We’ve got means,” Beard agrees. “And motives.”
They do things Beard’s way now.
#also Rebecca is a grifter who gave it up when she married into money and her name(s) echo mysteriously through the back alleys of London#“did you hear about this Secret Princess Lydia who went missing in the 90s?’ ‘yes Ted that was me’#the woman is constantly dodging every half-told lie she made on a lark twenty years ago but she is amazing at keeping them straight#and Roy- Roy long ago took an injury that ended his career as a footballer before it started#and he fell into a bad spot as a hitter#and then he fell into a worse spot#and then he dug himself out for his neice that no one knows about (see: everyone knows about think mafia kid no one is allowed to touch her)#the problem now is he’s getting old#the hits hit harder and his speed isn’t what it used to be#(Roy Kent’s slow is still leagues beyond what these young wannabe punks can do these days)#keeley! she is a sneak thief. very charming. tiny. great with repelling down sides of buildings#loves money and shiny rocks and thinks Rebecca is the bee’s knees#and then there’s Jamie who is a 24 year old hacker with gaudy taste no knack for accents and a problem with authority#in this au him and ted have basically split Nate’s backstory#Ted’s dad took him to bars and taught him little tricks and mind games- nothing fancy just stuff an HR person might know#meanwhile Jamie’s dad took him to shady deals in bars because his dad was a fixer who’d put bad guys in touch with each other#jamie keeps a tracker running on his laptop with his dad’s whereabouts at all times#unfortunately he didn’t think that anyone else would bother looking for him- he’s not exactly a big time crook#but Ted and his crew have pissed off Rupert Mannion who is big time and who wants to hit back at Rebecca for making a fool of him#and Mannion’s people have identified that the way in to breaking their little crew is through Jamie#who’s name sounds so ridiculous people have assumed it was fake this whole time#anyways#thanks for reading#I will likely never write this but boy I have ideas 💡#leverage au#ted lasso#jamie tartt#roy kent#keeley jones#rebecca welton
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1v1jc · 2 years
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🎵I don’t wanna like you 🎵
🎵I just wanna tie you up and 🎵
🎵keep you in a cage and 🎵
🎵watch you sleep for ages…🎵
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A pirate!
Kicking dirt, I have a problem with same face syndrome
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wereh0gz · 4 months
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Coral cave act 1&2 mix playing in the bg
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malachimoet · 10 months
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Suddenly, an outlaw Weavile by the name of Nebelung comes from the shadows and steals an expedition badge from one of the Shaymin Bros wandering in the woods--much to his surprise, however--the Shaymin Bros were looking exactly for this wanted outlaw! Now, it's up to Nebelung and his wacky capabilities as element of surprise to stop the Shaymin Brothers from catching him! (And adding Shaynis' badge to his hidden collection we will not speak of...because it's hidden.) Art Fight attack on @/the_womenlover on Twitter!
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desertfangs · 2 years
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But those are my emotional support copies of The Vampire Chronicles with broken spines and pages falling out all over the place.
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sjura · 8 months
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about those stray/catlad aus.... if the bat gets a bird, i think the cat should get a bird too
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i think tim should be Magpie
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halfelven · 11 months
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‘no god did not make you gay! does a thief come out born a thief?’ yeah we do lmao and all thieves are gay
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scribesofcalamity · 2 years
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Masters of the shadows, Thieves are experts at quickly striking when their victims least expect it, before melting back into the night.
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earthykinous · 2 months
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Me dió por dibujar con líneas gruesas, y bueno, esto sucedió en el camino.
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mishqua · 2 years
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Contrary to his cold character, a Tom Riddle in love is an affectionate Tom Riddle. There are soft kisses on the wrists upon greeting, on Harry's brows and on his lips.
Harry figures he loses a jewellery a week to Tom
Or, where Harry is a punk with piercing galore and Tom says he is bringing his beloved back to the proper path
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Jolinar Aren, shuffling into the room with wet eyes and a runny nose: Papa . . .
Savos Aren, looking up from his spell tome: By Azura, Jolinar? What happened? Why are you crying?
Jolinar: I´m not crying . . . my eyes are just watering from the smoke that´s coming off of the fire in the kitchen. Again.
Savos:
Savos: W H A T !
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gabi-trollastic · 6 months
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Trolls Band together soundtrack is amazing, each song is very unique! 🎶😍😊
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