Peeta being kind because he’s scared shitless and doesn’t know what else to do

Katniss’s thoughts: He’s scheming. He’s a schemer. This is all fake. He’s winning people over and he’s gonna kill me. Ruthless. He hates me. He’s amazing at acting.

Zelda: I know I'm safe as long as I'm With you Link.

Meanwhile: Zelda falling off a cliff.

Zelda: This is fine.

Oh we got the ALL CAPS out and the swearing…is someone throwing a tantrum again?🥰 It’s Christmas darling, chillax, it’s the most wonderful time of they year 🎶 🎄

So that’s your ‘wedding band’ now is it? It’s funny because when you doxxed yourself and people found out your-recent- pictures all over the internet, this ‘wedding band’ was nowhere to be seen on your hand. And suddenly you ‘don’t wear your engagement ring’? But I thought there was only one way married women should wear their wedding and engagement rings and if they didn’t, it’s a proof that they are lying? Wait let me remember who said that recently?? Oh yeah I remember, it was you😍

Honey, despite knowing that you aren’t married I couldn’t care less. I mean I would be concerned about whoever ends up being ‘your spouse’ but hey, not my problem. What I care about though is having a liar spreading her made up realities and ruining a place that people used to love, only because they’re jealous and unhinged. Don’t go preaching about knowing the truth while all you do is lie. Remember that you are lucky that I would never ever doxx you, or anyone for that matter, not because I care about you or your feelings, not because you don’t deserve it, but because I’m a good person, better than you will ever dream of being. That being said, I could show you the anons I have about you from people who found out lots of details and photos of you, after you stupidly doxxed yourself a few weeks back. So yes I know I won’t be sharing anything but I’m not responsible for others. So think about that the next time you lie again. People are not as patient as you think. And finally, oh yes please, pleeaaase, do file your nice little report to the police😂 I can’t wait to see how they will drop everything and get their best agents on a file accusing someone of sharing a public picture of a hand, a cheap looking fake ring and chocolate. Picture willingly shared by the owner on Tumblr, may I add😂😂😂 Ah, can’t wait!!

Man you must be busy between filing a report on me, sending emails to TMZ for them to expose Alba, calling immigration to get her deported, ringing the Theatre to let them know how butt hurt you are that your arch enemy won their video, keeping tabs on Chris’ Instagram followers, stalking flights, analysing Chris’ appearances and saying he’s on drugs….wow I’m exhausted just typing all this up! May the force be with you, you are doing the Lord’s work😍

when i was 5 i wanted to watch The Lion King every day but i would cry miserably about Mufasa, and when my mom would try to comfort me i'd get embarrassed and tell her i wasn't crying, my eyes just hurt, and she'd be like "your eyes always seem to hurt at this part" and i'd be like "yes...because of my mysterious disease..."

*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head

How funny that she never considered that.

Book 2 au: sparring sessions and short hair katara

They like to have sparring sessions in order to keep their bending skills sharp. They allow themselves to go all out and not hold back at all cause they know if anyone got hurt, Katara could just heal them

But anyways, wouldn't it be kinda funny if Zuko accidentally burned Katara's hair tho? Aofkqldkkajfjd

The "I think we can save the hairloops" line is from @linnoya-writes thank you for that!! :>>

last one i promise(<—lie)

my girl celia really said have you ever heard of this one show it’s called the magnus archives and it’s a podcast distributed by rusty quill and licensed under a creative commo-

The real reason Oda had to get rid of her was not for plot convenience, but bc she would have kicked everyone’s ass. (Source: trust me bro)

heiress eternal

The tragedy of being William Afton’s daughter in FNAF..

My page for @sheikahzine; about Impaz's duty to her village, empty of people and full of memories.

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Scary Sunset.

I'm concepting things way outta order in this story, but I'm sure you can piece things together. Context is for a storybeat where, after defeating and capturing Adagio (thus having all three sirens in her possession), Sunset enacts her revenge plot to release the sirens on Canterlot as Thea discovers she's been manipulated. In a confrontation, the two scuffle and fight over the siren orbs while Sunset struggles with her conflicting wants and emotions.

wip of my new favorite baby, designed by graymutual, currently unnamed but definitely a twiluna child

the way hamlet acts in act 5 scene 1 juuuust clicked to me. like my impression was "smh my head he is so toxic, he did NOT love ophelia as much as laertes did, what is wrong with him" but actually i think the thing that sets him off isn't just laertes' display of grief, it's also how everyone takes it seriously. everyone treats ophelia's funeral like a funeral and is sympathetic to laertes and understanding of his desire to jump in a grave with her etc but these same people around hamlet expected him to celebrate his uncle's coronation and move on from his father's death at the same time. in that moment hamlet sees laertes as similar to the actor narrating priam's death in act 2 scene 2 and it makes him SO mad (and he regrets it later in act 5 scene 2 which is after he realizes laertes' emotions are as real as his own. probably why he calls him "brother" as well)