Humors of It au Hettie about Belos and his curse in general. Being a healing head witch is both her dream job and biggest nightmare.
(aka how does she keep the Emperor alive if she knows fuck-all even about his basic medical history)
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Prompt 168
So. Apparently halfas are like phoenixes or something, which Danny would’ve really liked to know.
See, usually with ghosts if they’re forced to retreat to their cores they reform as was, but apparently, since they’re still partially living, schrodinger's people and all that, halfas have to regrow their body from scratch. At least that’s what he’s understanding from Frostbite.
But how come he has to deal with it? It’s Dan’s fault for trying to pull such a stunt! Oh, it’s either him or Vlad? Well fuck, he might have calmed down and is going to therapy in both the living realm and the Zone, but he’s waaay not equipped to raise a child except for like, monetarily wise.
Well dammit, how long will this core incubation thing last, he has his new job in… let him check which offer he accepted again… He has his new job in Coast City that he needs to finish packing for and then all the rest of the stuff to do.
What do you mean it’ll take months?! He doesn’t have months?! Urgh, fine. At least being a mortician isn’t that exciting, nor dangerous. Just hand him Dan’s core and he’ll figure things out for the living side of things. He’s sure Tucker and Sam wouldn’t be against helping, if only to try and claim favorite aunt or uncle spots.
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"rhaenyra lied with the whole daemon never touched me. I swear to you, on the memory of my mother. cause he did".
yeah, no shit sherlock, y'all like to prove you're stupid bc do you actually believe she meant any touch and not just sex? cause you know that for 19 YEARS of nyra's life daemon touched her many times before and for sure also in front of alicent. rhaenyra saying he never touched her was speaking about sex only and of course she used those words. she's a princess in some kind of medieval times, alicent almost had a stroke saying "fcked". also alicent accused nyra of having sex with daemon and rhaenyra answer to exactly that accusation. they didn't discuss sex with cole or nyra and daemon kissing or some shit. fck off.
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Aya, you better survive this or else
[ID: A Norman Osborn from the 2002 Spider-Man meme. Instead of Norman there’s Aya. The text reads “You know I’m something of a warrior of justice”. End ID]
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Crater is soo precious! I only know her for a day but if anything happen to her I will kill everyone in this room including myself
Oh good, samesies arty.
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Peter: Hey Tony, what are you doing for Peppers birthday?
Tony: Dinner!
Harley: where?
Tont: here
Harley: are you at least cooking it?
Tony: I quite like the tower not in flames thanks
Peter: So you did nothing?
Tony: I got her a card too. Here, look
Harley: *reading aloud* Roses are red, violets are blue
Peter: *reading aloud* whiskey costs less than dinner for two
Tony: *holding up a bottle of whiskey* I also got this
Peter: Pepper is gonna be so mad
Harley: Friday, save all recordings of Tony and Pepper interacting for the rest of the week
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