“First Kill is bad” to YOU. It was actually made for ME personally though so shut up. Sorry you can’t appreciate a pining lesbian vampire with a gay best friend that’s ride or die, a lesbian monster hunter with a neon aesthetic and a relationship with her ex, milfs, a complete lack of homophobia, monster hunting, shitty cgi, and cliche romantic tropes queer people never get to enjoy, but me? Well I can because I have TASTE
“Jason? Is there a reason you’re dragging that man?”
“He’s unconscious. Makes walking hard.”
love that jason is a pedantic lil shit in every universe
(Contains snippets from Episodes 1-2)
Let’s talk a little about Marc, shall we? A bit of an appreciation post because I just wanna let these things out, man. Buckle up if you wanna!
After he fronts, he always does his best to put everything back together so Steven feels like everything he did experience (given that he fronts suddenly) was just part of a dream?? Like.
That’s why Steven missed his date completely, because he genuinely thought it was a Friday, but in reality it was a Sunday. So that means Marc reset everything in his apartment so we’ll that Steven couldn’t tell he slept through until Sunday.
I’m also pretty sure Marc replaced Gus when he presumably passed while they were out on the Alps. Marc may have also set up a line for Steven so he could talk to his mother?? (Layla did hint that they don’t talk anymore in episode 2 🥲) He even did his best to comfort Steven and calm him down in the bathroom before fronting and saving them from the jackal in episode 1.
“You’re not gonna die. Let me save us.”
AND. In episode 2???? When Steven goes to their storage locker?? I could sob.
“I know you’re confused. You weren’t supposed to see any of this.”
He tried so SO hard to keep this part of their life away from Steven so he could have a seemingly normal life. He did. And when he couldn’t keep it from his alter, he told him the truth.
THE SUIT SCENE?? When Steven summoned the Mr. Knight suit instead of the ceremonial armor?? All he did was call it psycho Colonel Sanders but he didn’t fight him any more than that!!
And when Steven punched the jackal and sent it flying backwards?? The next time he was able to face Steven,
“That was a hell of a punch back there.”
IM GOING TO COMBUST. His nod?? The little smirk of approval, I dare to say??? HE KNEW Steven did pretty damn well for someone who just found out about all this shit.
And after he fronts and Steven is stuck inside as a reflection?
Just a couple of thoughts 💔
Steven Universe discourse still cracks me up like
Y'all got a show made by people who clearly love doing their job with explicit LGBT+ rep including non-binary rep and a majority female cast with a variety of body types and with multiple women POC voice actors regarding topics like mindfulness meditation, forgiveness, trauma, PTSD, establishing boundaries within relationships, compassion, with an overall message of forgiveness
And yet y'all seemed to wish for the series' demise at every moment and complained about the most insignificant details like that the storyboard artists had slightly inconsistent art styles
The messages and characters are so complex and compelling and the show gets you to think about difficult concepts and topics which flew over people's heads completely
People still think Steven should've idk wiped out the Diamonds? In the show where the whole message is that people are complicated representations of their experiences and trauma and people deserve second chances?
Idk I feel like a lot of "fans" who start discourse don't actually like the show, otherwise they'd actually absorb the basic premise of it
Persona protagonists in each other's school uniforms
GUESS WHICH BITCH IS WATCHING HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON AGAIN???? ME
GUESS WHICH BITCH IS GOING TO OBSESS OVER THE SCORE AGAIN??? ME
GUESS WHICH BITCH IS GOING TO MAKE IT THEIR ENTIRE PERSONALITY AGAIN ?????? MEEEEEEEEEEE
Tbh idk if this has been done before but i just had to
omg i love your writing so much! <3 could you possibly do a platonic!ash x reader where the reader is fezco’s gf and she just found out she was pregnant so ash gets a bit sad and jealous and they just reassure him that he’ll always be priority? :( thank you!
Yes, this is so sweet :)
"He's angry at me-"
"He's not angry at you, ma." Fez sighs, his hands reaching out to rest on my shoulders as he leans down to meet my gaze. His lips part to speak but another voice cuts him off.
"I'm angry at her!" A whine leaves my lips as I flop back into the couch dramatically, my hands reaching up to cover my face as frustrated tears rise to my lashes.
I knew that when we told Ash that we were pregnant that his response wouldn't be the best. He was extremely protective over me and has been since the moment Fez and I got together. It was safe to say he'd do anything for me to keep me safe and healthy and I've known for a while that he looks up to me as an older sister if not a mother figure in his life. He clung to me like a child clung to a parent, not so much physically but emotionally he relied on me for a lot, for things that he couldn't turn to anyone else for.
"He's being a dumbass- Ash! Get out here and apologize to her or else she's gonna keep fuckin' cryin, man." Fez huffs, his hands rubbing over the top of his head as he kneels down between my legs, hand reaching out to take mine in his.
Hearing loud stomps come from down the hall, I watch as Ashtray enters the room, a pout on his lips and his arms folded over his chest as he throws himself down onto the chair across from me.
"Apologize to Y/n." Fez asks, sitting down beside me as he wraps an arm around my shoulder, watching as Ash rolls his eyes, muttering out a quiet apology as sad tears stream down my cheeks.
"Ash you know that no matter what happens I'm always gonna love and protect you." I sniffle, brushing the tears from my cheeks as Fez's hand secures on my thigh. Ash's eyes dip lower, avoiding me as he lets out a grunt of acknowledgement. "Just think about it. You're gonna be an uncle to a little ass-kicker. Another little one to protect." A soft smile spreads across my lips at the thought of him interacting with mine and Fez's child, knowing that he would be an amazing uncle even though he's a bit rough around the edges.
Ash's face lightens a bit at my reassuring words, a small nod thrown my way as I relax, watching as his eyes flicker up to find mine. "Fine." He shrugs, pushing all jealousy and insecurity to the back of his mind as his shoulders relax.
"Get over here and give me a hug, asshole."
We finally got Marc Spector jealous lol!!
Moon Knight Episode 4 | The Tomb
Saw some Steven slander on the tl so buckle up again! Just wanna ramble about some stuff on my head 🤝 might be a long post, but maybe it won’t be, but welcome to my Ted talk, I guess!
There’s something absolutely endearing about Steven Grant. Actually, there are a lot of things endearing about Steven Grant.
It’s the way he’s absolutely passionate about Egyptian mythology, choosing to spend his sleepless nights reading about it, studying hieroglyphics and just anything available to expand his knowledge about the topic. He was concerned enough to tell Donna about the misinterpretation of the Ennead, choosing to still tell her about it even if he knew he’d probably get shot down the second he started talking.
It’s the way he cares so much about Gus, going as far as putting him in the first (and maybe the only?) clear container that he could find, his blender, and bringing him to the pet shop to just to ask if it was normal that he “grew another fin”. He loves the little guy so much, and he probably chose him specifically because he only had one fin and he genuinely wanted to help him.
Its the way he bought Crawley some food with extra pralines, even if the man just sits there and listens while Steven talks to him during his shift. Its the way he’s a vegan, abstaining from consuming meat products, but still respectful to those who don’t have the same ideals.
It’s the way that he doesn’t believe that he’s broken, even if he was losing days of his life for reasons he couldn’t quite understand. It’s the way he as strong enough to say that he needs help.
It’s the way he genuinely just wants to protect the people around him, even if it means getting himself locked up. Wanting to surrender the bag of illegal shit he found in the locker, how he spoke up against child murder when Arthur was explaining the whole situation with Ammit, how he was so set on protecting Layla despite just meeting her, and how he surrendered control to Marc so he doesn’t accidentally hurt anyone else around them.
It’s the way he knows that he’s capable and he’s always wanting and willing to show that he is capable.
It’s the way that he’s … Steven, you know?
((goat gif creds: stevenrogered))
This isn’t even everything but yeah I’m done rambling for now </3 I just love him so much n it’s soft hours for me 🤧 how could you NOT love him??