⚠️ Spoilers for the latest Genshin official teaser, I recommend going to their YouTube and watching “A Winter Night’s Lazzo” real quick…

HE’S HERE

HE’S HERE AND I’M LOSING IT OMG

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I guess DARE wasn’t a thing in Goron City

I will always be a normal guy defender, I don't want vigilantes who always look like super models unless it makes sense for their characters (Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Kori Anders). I want super-heros that look like the guy you could stumble on the supermarket. Your classmate. Your coworker. A random face in a ocean of people. Absolutely and completely forgetful unless you love them.

I want super-heros to take of their mask and the person be like "THAT'S JUST SOME GUY." their face leak and people be like "WHO 🗣️🗣️ THE FUCK IS THAT⁉️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥" enough with conventionally attractive heros who look like bodybuilders more some heros who would be your Uber driver and you wouldn't pay attention to them twice.

Megan is for the girls…

Oh to be a whiny little puppy with an intense training regimen. Learn all of my idiosyncrasies just to point them out and teach me how to “fix” them.

Tell me how perfect I am for always rolling over and bowing to give you my cunt, softly remarking that it was what I was meant to do, how a good pup knows to give in before the question is even asked. After all I am a good pup aren’t I?

Teach me to whine instead of beg, slowly take more and more of my vocabulary until all I can do is yip and moan. Shush me like a scared animal that can’t possibly know what it’s doing.

Make sure I always remember who owns me, how to obey, and most of all, that mutts don’t speak😵‍💫

Not trying to be rude or anything but you shouldn't use the word 'manic' or 'manic period' etc. unless you actually have manic/depressive episodes because it downplays how severe those disorders can actually be. They're just words but unlearning harmful terminology like that can help destigmatise mental illness and I would hope youi would want to do that.

yeah it's almost like i used those words specifically because i DO understand how severe they are

I NEED his pathetic ass back in the next life series you don't understand

idk if this will make sense. but 4 obvious reasons i have been getting a lot of dramione fanfic writers on my fyp (don't buy or sell fanfiction jesus christ) AND like, idk if it's just me, but dramione writers feel like. ..real human people, y'know? whereas we, the marauders fandom, feel a bit like tiny sock drawer gremlins or like bridge trolls or something. Not meant for the light of day is what I mean (*affectionately*). like they have very polished profile pictures, and some of them have their whole names out there, and all of them feel like they already have book deals and a house and a car and maybe a juicer or something. like they are the type A put-together big sister to the marauders fandom snotty nosed emo lil brother. YOU KNOW??? i'm like wow, i bet they have day planners and shit. and like. colour coordinated bookshelves. is it just me????? maybe it's just me. they're just sparkly over there that's all im saying.

Sisters 🌅

if you disparage suki or mai you have broken one of the sacred tenents of shipping zukka.

Hi.

This is going to be an interesting post, so I would like to start off by saying that if you are still following me/checking on my blog/interacting with my content after my very very long period of inactivity, then thank you. I appreciate it, even thought I probably haven’t been the most interesting blog to follow, content wise anyway.

I would like to apologize for said lack of inactivity. It has been almost a year and a half since I last wrote anything for my blog, and that means many asks in my inbox have been there for a whopping 16 months or longer. There have been many things I’ve wanted to do, and for some reason I just…can’t. Whumptober was one of them. I had many ideas for it, and it never happened. Same with Whumpcember. I hyped myself up for it, only to realize that on the first day of December, there was no way I could possibly do it. I’ve had finals creep up at the last minute, and also my artistic abilities are not anywhere close to where I would like them to be.

I…honestly don’t know what to say. I’m frustrated with myself, and I’m disappointed. I created this blog to be something fun; I wanted to make my favorite type of content for my favorite game, but actually sitting down, thinking, writing is just so hard. I love writing, I really do, but I have a hard time actually doing it. And I’ve let a lot of people down. I don’t know anymore if it’s just my procrastination or perfectionism getting in the way, or if I’m just not meant to write.

It’s frustrating to want to do something and just…not be able to do it. No matter how hard you try.

But! I’m not giving up. This is not goodbye. This is final desperate attempt to get my act together and figure out just how to do this. Maybe I jumped into it too fast, making a blog on a whim and just trying to roll with it. I’ve never used tumblr before I made my blog, and it’s still taken a while to get used to everything. But I want to keep my blog, even if that means trying some new ideas. Posting my own works instead of sticking specifically to asks might be a good idea.

So in conclusion, I’m taking the month of December to figure this out. Improve my art skills, tackle a lot of those asks, maybe even dig out some of my old WIPs and introduce those to the (small) Genshin whump community. I want to enjoy my blog, and I want to make more content that I enjoy.

January 1, 2023, I will be back and posting, hopefully semi-consistently. Whether it’s asks, my own works, or art, it will be something. I promise. So thank you for your patience, and I hopefully won’t disappoint you. I look forward to seeing what the new year brings, and hopefully it is a lot of new ideas and motivation.

—Selle

"Vacant land". False. The squirrels live there. The bees have a timeshare. The deer stop by every Sunday for dinner. My soul stays there when I'm mean to it. Keep your hands off of it.

Frankenstein beautifully bound book covers save me

i feel like i get literal psychic damage when i think about capitalism too long

I want to sit in your lap while you’re working on something or trying to focus and just start mouthing on your neck and rubbing against your thigh. I want to distract you from everything and make it so you can’t help but pay attention to me. I want you to both hate it and love it when you see me walk your way with a look all too familiar and know from the start nothing is about to get done. I want to break your pride when you fuck me, I want you to succumb to my every moan and motion even while you’re ‘so called’ in charge.

quick ramble time! but I GOT TF141 STICKER SAMPLES PRINTED OUT LOL (they got done real quick too?? like tf it's barely been 24hrs?? not that i'm complaining haha)

so last night, i went a little crazy because i couldn't find any cod merch in any local art conventions i've been to, so my irl bestie convinced me to make some HSAHSAHSH ANYWAYS, I CANT WAIT TO STICK THEM BAD BOIS ON MY WATER BOTTLE!!!!!!!!!!!