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elvencantation · 6 months

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i feel like i get literal psychic damage when i think about capitalism too long

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flitsy · 3 months

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He is having a time.

#Hazbin Hotel #Alastor Hazbin Hotel #Egg bois #Zestial #spoilers #gif #Gif Junction #Figuring this out took way too fucking long for what it is but fuck you Amazon your stupid black screen bullshit won't stop me.

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thranduilofsmirkwood · 2 years

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Perfect Rings of Power review.

Damn, wish I had written it.

#amazon is bullshit #amazon rings of power #LOTR:ROP #lotr the rings of power #rings of power

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snow-in-the-desert · 8 months

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so just to be clear Tumblr is now trying to be twitter unironically. Twitter is being held hostage by a narcissistic billionaire who is trying to rebrand itself as an incel haven. TikTok is... I don't even want to know tbh that app is about as close to a black mirror episode as we've ever gotten irl. Deviant Art supports AI. Adobe supports AI. Imprnt currently won't pay it's artists. Redbubble pays artists practically nothing. All streaming services won't pay their writers and actors shit but hey let's start putting ads in the middle of whatever show you're watching even though you already pay a fee for the service. InstagramFacebookThreads doesn't bear mentioning, they're all spammy and horrible.

The state of the internet in 2023 is truly abominable. Hoard your media while you can folks it's not getting any better from here on out

#and this is just scratching the surface #tumblr #twitter #tiktok #deviantart #adobe #imprnt #redbubble #ai bullshit #wga strike #sag afra strike #netflix #disney+#amazon #idk what other streaming service but you get it #rant #edited: because I didn't get my words out right the first time and I misspelled somethings oops

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jenna-louise-jamie · 2 months

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alex rider + text posts part 3

#ahaha im back on my bullshit once again #enjoy my silly little memes #alex rider #yassen gregorovich #alex rider books #alex rider tv #kyra vashenko-chao #tom harris #sabina pleasure #sabina pleasance #side note i have so many more ideas to make these but i can't find a good source of images from the show #amazon prime won't let me take screen shots >:(

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serenfloras · 6 months

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i watched 3D2Y and the line of rayleigh saying luffy still had six months of training stuck with me

so

luffy deciding to become a better captain and train his haki with a crew that is full of haki masters

what i am saying is temporary kuja pirate luffy vibing with the girls and learning to see from the perspective of those under him

hancock teaching him some of her fighting moves and how to kick real hard and he teaches the girls how to punch even harder

snakeman as a homage to his besties from amazon lily as he applies all he was taught

boa "strength is beauty" hancock: luffy you are very cute this is not me being down bad its just a fact. lets weaponize it

luffy getting some snake aesthetics. he still has a hoodie with the kuja jolly roger

them hiding luffy from the government right under their nose and holding back from chuckling like schoolgirls anytime a marine complained about "straw hat luffy being nowhere to be found" while the man in question raids the perfume yuda's kitchen for the seventh time now and no one suspects shit

just

kuja pirate luffy!!!

#listen to me. listen to my kuja pirate luffy bullshit #sanji: you mean to fucking tell me you served as a pirate on the crew exclusively made of women????????????????#luffy: yeah hancock and i are besties #medusa and perseus but she decided that he was her little meow meow #one piece #monkey d luffy #boa hancock #one piece headcanons #kuja pirates #one piece hcs #amazon lily #kuja pirate luffy

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the-writing-warg · 2 years

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“But do not despise the lore that has come down from distant years; for oft it may chance that old wives keep in memory word of things that once were needful for the wise to know.” - Celeborn to Boromir, Farewell to Lorien, Fellowship of the Ring

Celeborn straight up told amazon to respect the original books and the people who love them so they ignored his existence

#the hobbit #lotr #hobbit #tolkien #amazon rings of power #lord of the rings #lotr rings of power #tolkien legendarium #anti rings of power #amazon is trash #lotr the rings of power #rings of power is bullshit #anti amazon #celeborn #lord celeborn #celeborn son of galadhon #lorien #lothlorien

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miss-galaxy-turtle · 7 months

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The way Mark's reflection is not only Nolan, which is what he fears becoming, but the way it's reflected in BLOOD which shows how Nolan is so brutal AND it shows that the reflection is distorted and that Mark really is different than his father??? Yaaaaall I'm gonna CRY cry

#back on my invincible bullshit #AND WE'RE GONNA GET A NEW TRAILER TOMORROW TOO #LETS GOOOOO #Alexa play broken boy by cage the elephant #invincible #invincible amazon #invincible animated series #invincible comic #mark grayson #nolan grayson #omni man #omniman

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yardsards · 3 months

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the word "expat" is so annoying to me like. shhh you're just an immigrant who thinks that other immigrants are lesser than them

#eliot posts #there technically ARE subtle differences in the definitions of the two words #but that's not really how it's used it practice #almost all self described ''expats'' are white upper middle class usamericans/canadians/western europeans #looking up stuff about leaving the usa to go to other countries and just finding content by the Worst kind of white usamericans #this mf was talking about why he left costa rica after trying to be an ''expat'' there #and one of the reasons he cited was ''you have to learn spanish to get by''#LIKE NO SHIT SHERLOCK #or the amount if people who complained they couldn't get amazon prime or that amazon was too expensive in other countries #how much bullshit are you buying on amazon that this is a serious factor in your life???#(im looking at other countries in case shit in the usa gets too bad for existing as a trans person)

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avocadosockz · 8 months

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the universe really said this week only one sapphic show can be saved

anyways

MOTHER FUCKER

#and apparently the people WORKING on the show found out FROM THIS ARTICLE #AMAZON PRIME DIDNT EVEN TELL THEM THEY WERE CANCELING IT #SORRY BUT MLM MEDIA ON PRIME GOING CRAZY THIS WEEK AND WLW GETTING CANCELED JUST SHOWS HOW HARD IT IS FOR WLW SHOWS TO SURVIVE #aloto #aloto prime #aloto 2022 #a league of their own #this is BULLSHIT

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tundrakatiebean · 1 year

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This is such bullshit. They’ve decided that there’s too much money going to causes that don’t align with corporate interests so they’re going to only give to things they agree with - including their own disaster relief.

Transcript of the email under the cut

[image transcript:

Dear customer,

In 2013, we launched AmazonSmile to make it easier for customers to support their favorite charities. However, after almost a decade, the program has not grown to create the impact that we had originally hoped. With so many eligible organizations—more than 1 million globally—our ability to have an impact was often spread too thin.

We are writing to let you know that we plan to wind down AmazonSmile by February 20, 2023. We will continue to pursue and invest in other areas where we’ve seen we can make meaningful change—from building affordable housing to providing access to computer science education for students in underserved communities to using our logistics infrastructure and technology to assist broad communities impacted by natural disasters.

To help charities that have been a part of the AmazonSmile program with this transition, we will be providing them with a one-time donation equivalent to three months of what they earned in 2022 through the program, and they will also be able to accrue additional donations until the program officially closes in February. Once AmazonSmile closes, charities will still be able to seek support from Amazon customers by creating their own wish lists.

As a company, we will continue supporting a wide range of other programs that help thousands of charities and communities across the U.S. For instance:

Housing Equity Fund: We’re investing $2 billion to build and preserve affordable housing in our hometown communities. In just two years, we’ve provided funding to create more than 14,000 affordable homes—and we expect to build at least 6,000 more in the coming months. These units will host more than 18,000 moderate- to low-income families, many of them with children. In one year alone, our investments have been able to increase the affordable housing stock in communities like Bellevue, Washington and Arlington, Virginia by at least 20%.

Amazon Future Engineer: We’ve funded computer science curriculum for more than 600,000 students across over 5,000 schools—all in underserved communities. We have plans to reach an additional 1 million students this year. We’ve also provided immediate assistance to 55,000 students in our hometown communities by giving them warm clothes for the winter, food, and school supplies.

Community Delivery Program: We’ve partnered with food banks in 35 U.S. cities to deliver more than 23 million meals, using our logistics infrastructure to help families in need access healthy food – and we plan to deliver 12 million more meals this year alone. In addition to our delivery services, we’ve also donated 30 million meals in communities across the country.

Amazon Disaster Relief: We’re using our logistics capabilities, inventory, and cloud technology to provide fast aid to communities affected by natural disasters. For example, we’ve created a Disaster Relief Hub in Atlanta with more than 1 million relief items ready for deployment, our Disaster Relief team has responded to more than 95 natural disasters, and we’ve donated more than 20 million relief products to nonprofits assisting communities on the ground.

Community Giving: We support hundreds of local nonprofits doing meaningful work in cities where our employees and their families live. For example, each year we donate hundreds of millions of dollars to organizations working to build stronger communities, from youth sport leagues, to local community colleges, to shelters for families experiencing homelessness.

We’ll continue working to make a difference in many ways, and our long-term commitment to our communities remains the same—we’re determined to do every day better for our customers, our employees, and the world at large.

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#amazon smile #Amazon #corporate bullshit

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thranduilofsmirkwood · 3 days

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Wouldn't it be great if Amazon Rings of Power fixed their heinous elf problem for season 2?

⟱The Celeborn we deserve ⟱

⤊ Beautiful art from ZephyrAMerch ⤊

⤊ Slightly smaller ears... 1st elf looks more like the Witcher than Middle Earth...

Oy... ⤊

⬑ Beautiful Celebrimbor art from ZephyrAMerch on Pinterest and Etsy.

#amazon is bullshit #amazon lord of the rings #amazon rings of power #lotr the rings of power #amazon fix the elves

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bananasofthorns · 14 days

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hey guys did you know that. apparently. if you don't buy anything through amazon for 6+ months. your account goes dormant and. apparently. the easiest way to fix this is just to make a new account. and have your old one deleted. apparently.

#if you can Find my account and tell me that it's dormant #surely. SURELY #there should be an option to reactivate it. surely #i rarely need to buy something with amazon #and in fact the last few times i've tried i've gotten locked out for unusual activity #which just compounded the fact that i never need or want to buy anything with amazon #but i finally called because i wanted to buy a book and it once again locked me out #and they were like oh. yeah it's dormant. we'll delete your old one and you can make a new one with the same email #and i was like #well that is the stupidest shit i've ever heard but okay #sorry i just. need to yell #i KNOW amazon is bullshit and stupid but good lord this is bullshit and stupid #i just want to get my silly little book !!!!

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naomiknight-17 · 7 months

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I know I reblogged a thing that ended with 'stop ordering from amazon' and I think that post made some really good points but ALSO

I recognize that Amazon effectively has a monopoly on online shopping and for those of us limited by disability or finances or geography or any number of factors, it is often the only viable option

I order from Amazon. Not often, if I can help it. But sometimes it's the cheapest way to replace my CPAP machine parts, or the only place I can find that will ship certain products to Canada without charging more than I can afford for shipping

So I'm not judging anyone who shops with Amazon. I hope the FTC kicks their asses now that they're suing them about the illegal monopoly they have, and that more viable alternatives will become available

#amazon #also we can only take so much personal responsibility for things when some of it is out of our hands #due to corporate bullshit #so like. yeah. try to find alternatives to amazon #but also don't beat yourself up if you have to use them once in a while #you're not personally responsible for the state of the world. just do your best #mod post #fuck amazon

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chronically-unlucky · 3 months

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Pretty fucked up how I’m halfway through my twenties and I don’t have a bunch of dumb janky tattoos

#and by pretty fucked up #I mean I’m ordering a tattoo gun off Amazon this is bullshit

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luckydiorxoxo · 2 months

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Prime Video is being sued by consumers who say it’s deceptive to have to pay $3 extra after advertising their service as 'commercial free' for years

“Subscribers must now pay extra to get something they already paid for.”

#I hope they win #this commercial shit is bullshit #prime video #Amazon #class action lawsuit #might as well have cable

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