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dirtybitfic · 6 months

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Neon red ( Matt sturniolo fan fiction)

⚠️-chasing, woods, making fantasies a reality,smutty smut smutttttt coming in part two( don’t read if it ain’t your vibe 💋)

( play this song once it gets to the woods scene 🫡 trust and believe it makes it 100 times better)

Y/n pov-

Me and Matt have been best friends for so long we just understand each other on a level no one else does .

We had a whole trip to a cabin in Oregon planned with me , Matt , Chris, Nick and a couple other friends but they all had to cancel since Chris got invited to a music event he’s wanted to go to for years and Nick and everyone else just weren’t feeling it anymore.

It’s not a big deal that you and Matt were going alone but you were nervous since you haven’t gone on a trip just the two of you let alone to a remote cabin in the middle of !NO WHERE! but none the less Matt was excited to get off the grid for a couple days and relax.

You packed a good amount of warm clothes since the trip was for a week and a half and it was gonna be a little cold since it was fall . You packed a couple bikinis too since the place had a hot tub which was Chris’s request but you weren’t mad about it.

You finished packing and called matt to tell him your packed and ready for your 3 am flight and he can come pick you up when he is ready.

Matts pov-

Text to y/n

Matt-Hey I’m otw be there in about 10 y/n- kk sounds good

I’m excited for this trip me and y/n have always talked about wanting to go to Oregon in fall since we absolutely love fall and Oregon is so pretty during fall.

I turned on some music otw to pick y/n up . As I was driving I started to get a little nervous thinking about how it’s just gonna be me and her on the trip but I’m not upset about it since she’s one of the only people I can be authentically myself around without any judgment. I love having her in my life and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I also have something to talk to her about that might make shit very awkward but ig we’ll find out

I texted her that I was outside as I pulled up and hopped out and popped the trunk so I could put her suitcase in the back

She came out and smiled at me while she locked the door .I took her suitcase from her and gave her a hug and put it in the trunk while she hopped into the car

Y/n pov- god Matt I’m so exited you don’t even know and best believe I’m going to force you to take insta pics for me

Mat just laughed and rolled him eyes a little bit knowing you’d say that . About 30 minutes later you got to the lax airport, parked the car and got onto the shuttle that took you to the south west terminal. You guys got through security quickly given you both have tsa precheck

You made it to your boarding spot and sat for about 20 minutes before you guys boarded the plane

After a 2 and a half hour flight you landed in Oregon you went to baggage claim and grabbed your bags and then picked up the car Matt had rented it was an all black jeep with red interior. You threw your bags into the trunk and got on the road . It was about an hour drive to sandy which is where the cabin was .

You drifted off to sleep since you had pulled an all nighter .

Matt shook you awake softly as you opened your eyes you saw nothing but the woods and cabin . you smiled him still a little groggy and he told you to go inside and he’d bring in y’all’s bags . You gladly obliged and went to unlock the door with the key the owners left under the doormat and walked in . it was so cozy and dark in the cabin which is exactly why you picked it. You went up to find the master bedroom since you had to pee really bad and after the long flight and ride.

Matt’s pov-

I brought in the bags and walked up the stairs to the master bedroom setting our bags down I went into the closet to start hanging up some stuff as y/n walked out and grabbed her bag to start doing the same . After I finished hanging my stuff I turned to hug her from the back and she giggled a little as she rapped her arms over mine and leaned back a little into my chest my heart fluttered and I don’t know why but she makes my heart flutter from small sweet things she does.

We walked out of the closet and I decided to order some pizza and start a fire since y/n said she was gonna take a shower and boy does she love her hour long showers .

The pizza just got here and I payed the driver and went to set it on the dark green and marble island as I heard y/n walk down the stairs. I saw she had taken one of my big fluffy sweatshirts I had brought and was wearing it with thigh high fluffy socks . She loves to take my sweatshirts since their so big on her and I don’t mind cause she looks so cute in them.

Y/n pov-

Hey sorry I took your sweatshirt I just felt like wearing it it’s so big and comfy you said to Matt as you saw him starring at you .

Oh no I don’t mind Matt said it looks good on you . You blushed from the compliment and sat down at the island to start eating after you guys finished Matt put y’all’s plates in the sink and said you should go sit in the living room and pick a movie to watch .

You sat right in front of the fire Matt had started and zoned out staring into the flames.

Matt came in and sat next to you and rapped his arm around your back rubbing softly bringing you out of your trance you leaned into his shoulder

Something on your mind he asked

Oh no, was just watching the fire the flames are so pretty to me you said laughing a little he looked down at you and took a breathe before speaking

Matt’s pov-

I’ve been wanting to bring something up to y/n but I’m feeling a bit nervous since it’s a little weird

Y/n I spoke kind of nervously

She looked up at me hearing my nervous voice yeah she said

I looked deeply in her eyes I have this fantasy I’ve been thinking about and your always the person that comes to mind I said

Alright well you know you can tell me anything Matt so spill she said with a little smirk

Okay well… I kinda wanna I paused to rub my neck with my hand nervously I wanna chase you through the woods and if I catch you I fuck you right in the woods with nothing but darkness surrounding us

Y/n fully turned to face me shocked by what I said she had a deep red flush across her face as she took a shaky breathe before she spoke you’ve fantasied about this a lot ? She questions with a small smirk

Yes so many times I say

She looked so deep in my eyes and said okay I’ll do it

I was taken back from her words you … you will I said still shocked

Absolutely 100 percent I’ve fantasized about something exactly like this after reading my favorite book haunting Adeline she says smiling wider I took her hand and brought us both to our feet I leaned down and kissed her deep and sweetly I told her to go put on some shoes she ran up to the room and I watched as she giggled .

God I can’t wait to catch her I thought as I felt myself grow harder from the thoughts of what I’m going to do to her

Y/n pov-

I cant believe this is happening and I never thought Matt would be into this kinda thing that’s why I never brought up my fantasy with him but fuck me I am already wet from the thoughts I practically flew back down the stairs to meet him in the living room

I’m gonna give you a 15 second start and your gonna run as fast as you can and just know that when I catch you I’m not gonna be sweet and calm Matt says

I hope you wouldn’t be after all im the prey and predators don’t play nicely you say Matt walks to open the door and looks at you with darkened eyes better start running slut he says he starts counting you take no time to start sprinting down the stairs into the dark woods you realized after you were getting deeper in the woods you have no light illuminating your way other than the moon which was partly covered by the dark clouds . Usually cloudy nights are your favorite but you started to get a little scared from how dark your surroundings were

You heard Matt calling your name in a very predatorial way causing chills to run up your body you start running faster getting smacked by branches left and right of you definitely leaving scratches on your exposed legs but you didn’t care you were just running you started to get out of breathe so you hid behind a tree waiting to hear any sign of Matt getting closer

The silence deafening as you started to get even more turned on knowing he would catch you sooner or later

You heard Matt calling out y/nnnn he called in a haunting way causing you to shiver from fear and arousal he was definitely closer than before you put your hand up to your mouth to try and silence your breathing you started hearing twigs snap to your left causing you to spring up and run in the opposite direction you tripped over a fallen tree and screamed out from your hard landing onto the rough ground you groaned from the pain and in seconds Matt was right above you breathing so hard you could see his breathe in the cold air

He laughing so sadistically causing your breathe to hitch and you to shiver

Caught you… Matt says so deep and dark you let out a moan from the possessive tone in his voice

…. Pt.2 coming right after this since this part is getting long asf

Be ready bitches shits boutta get nastyyyyy😈🫡

#woods #fantasy #dirty nasty #matt sturniolo #smut #part 1/2 #Spotify

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bbgthoma · 2 years

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— LOVE SPELL wizard rindou haitani x afab reader!

inspo. the pic above cuz he looks like he’s casting a spell

cw. handjob, masturbation, blowjob, degrading kink, praise kink, dick riding, breastfeeding

word count. 2.3k

a/n. (y/n) is 19, rindou is 20. also, (y/n) sounds like she’s more interested in ran, i hope that doesn’t bother y’all, it’s for the plot to work and make sense😔

you had heard all the rumors about the haitani brothers and how one of them has some sort of power. it was about rindou haitani. some say he’s a wizard, others say he’s a magician. either way, you thought it was all stupid. wizards only exist in fairy tales and magic isn’t real. well, that’s what you thought.

“but i’m telling you! he cursed so many people off with his magic spells” your best friend hana said. “hana, we aren’t in some fairy tale” you said with a sigh. “but-” your best friend said but shut up once you put your headphones on. “i’ve warned you…” this one said with a sigh.

❤︎❤︎❤︎

you got out of the shop to realize it was raining. “fuck…” you mumbled with a sigh. at the same time, a man got out of the store behind you with a umbrella on him. he opens it up to protect himself from the rain, then he turns to look at you. it toon you a big minute to realize who it was. it was rindou haitani.

“haitani?” you asked unsure if he recognized you. he looked over at you raising his brows. “do i know you?” he asked with an intimidating look. ouch, that was a harsh way to say that he doesn’t remember who you are.

“i’m (y/n). we were in the same class for 3 years straight in high school” you introduced yourself to the man. he stood quiet for a long minute before saying “oh… you’re that girl”. with that said, he looks at your hands saying “no umbrella?”

“i didn’t check the weather” you reply with a sigh. “suddenly, you feel like something was on top of you, so you look up to see his umbrella on top of you. you then notice him beside you, closer than before. the sudden approach makes your cheeks heat up.

“are you going home?” he asked raising his brows. “um, yes” you replied awkwardly. he stood quiet for a long to then grab your hand putting it up as he hands you his umbrella. “take that with you, i have my car with me. now fuck off” he says annoyed. you watched him walking over to his car with your cheeks heat up.

his sudden touch was cold and… a little weird. you felt a shiver taking over your body when he touched you. but not in a bad way. not in a good way either. it was as if something suddenly changed about you.

❤︎❤︎❤︎

“is that a new umbrella?” hana asked looking at the unfamiliar umbrella that was placed beside the shoes. “oh, no, it’s uh- a friend’s. i was out shopping and he let me borrow it. he had his car nearby anyways” you explained with a shrug. hana smirks saying “i think he likes you” which makes your eyes roll in amusement.

“he told me to fuck off before heading his way to his car” you said with a sigh. “hey! he has to be taught some manners. what’s his name? i’ll find his location and beat him up with his own umbrella” your best said upset at the man’s behavior. “rindou haitani” you say with a sigh as you turn off the tv to pull out your phone.

“what?!? even after i warned you about him?!?” she asks annoyed. “and you dare call that wizard your friend?” she says in total shock and disgust. “yes but since you said you’ll find his location, can you please do it? i wanna hand him back his umbrella”

❤︎❤︎❤︎

“this should be it” you mumbled under your breathe before gulping. you took step closer to the stairs as you got up to the door. you nervously pressed on the ring bell waiting for someone to open you the door. after a few seconds, the door opened up for ran to look down at you.

“holy shit” you thought to yourself. he was already tall enough 3 years ago and now he’s huge. “h-hey, um ran haitani right?” you asked shyly. “yeah, you are?” he asked raising his brows. “(y/n) (l/n), i um- i used to be classmates with your brother and uh, he let me borrow his umbrella last time so i came to hand it to him” you explained feeling intimidated by his height.

“oh. alright then, but you should come in” this one said looking at the time. “why?” you asked confused. “it’s gonna rain in a few minutes” he said as your eyes widen. “you’re sure you’re not doing this on purpose?” the man teased with a chuckle before allowing you in.

“rin, we got a guest” ran said as he walked up to the living room to join his brother. “uh? who the fuck?” this one asked confused. “c’mere (y/n)” ran said giving you a sign to join him noticing how shy you got. you joined him and he wrapped his arm around you.

“you!!?” he asked annoyed. “i just came to give you your umbrella but your brother invited me in saying it was gonna rain” you explained feeling threatened by the man’s annoyed glare. “oh whatever, just don’t bother me” he said annoyed as he walked up to his room.

“sheesh, he’s acting ruder than i usual” ran says amused. “i can understand… i am sort of bothering him i guess” you said with a sigh. “no… he doesn’t become overly rude with someone who pisses him off. and even if someone did piss him off, he’d insult them, not reject them” ran mumbled loud enough so you could hear him. “either way, you should go see him” he says with a shrug.

you weren’t so sure if he was right. you walked over to rindou’s room to stop yourself in front of his door. you grabbed the handle letting out a sigh to calm yourself down expecting the man to yell at you. you open the door with your eyes closer.

“hey rindou, ran told me that i should-” you started but went quiet when you opened your eyes. on his bed, there right there rindou masturbating, which made you speechless. he quickly takes his hand off his dick saying “COULD FUCKING KNOCK ON THE DOOR BEFORE GETTING IN?!?”

you turned red saying “s-sorry!” about to leave when you hear ran yelling “RIN BE NICE OR ELSE”. at this, rindou grumbles and say “just come in”. you look down and nod as you get in. rindou pulls up his boxer along with his pant as he grabs some hand sanitizer to to clean his hands.

“you didn’t see me masturbating, nor my dick. have i made myself clear?” the man asks annoyed. you nod shyly unable to let any word out. “fucking hell, you’re a pain in the ass” he complained.

he sighs and says “anyways… do you have feelings for ran?”. at this, your eyes widen. “what-? no i don’t” you replied shaking your head. he stared into your eyes for a long second before smirking. “sit here” he said tapping his hand on his bed.

you nodded as you sat where he asked you unsure of what he wanted to do. “gimme your hand” he says revealing his own. you did as he said and grabbed his hands. “look me in the eyes” he says. with that, your eyes move from his hands to his eyes. “who do you have feelings for?” he asked you staring into your eyes with a serious stare.

“i have feelings for no-” you started but got cut off by rindou squeezing your hands. you felt hypnotized by his stare as you say “i have feelings for you”. the words slipped out your mouth before you could even realize. your eyes widened about to deny your own words when the man says “then kiss me”

you blink slowly confused of what was going on. “kiss me” he says without letting go of your hands. without any hesitation, you lean closer to him as you press your lips on his. you push him on his bed slipping your hands off his hands to place them each on one side of his head. you place your knee between his legs rubbing it against his hard dick.

you had no control of your actions or words anymore. you felt like they were taking control of you. but were you complaining if their doings? no. you stil felt a little embarrassed and confused. you pressed your knee on his dick harder which made him groan under his breathe.

he cups your face with his left hand to pull you away from himself. “stop teasing my goddamn dick or i’ll shove it down your throat” he says annoyed. “do it then” you tease with a smirk. he sits up pulling down his pants and boxer as he pushes your face closer to his dick. the tip rubbed against your lips as your eyes widen.

you did see his dick while going to check up on him, but not this close. you gulped opening up your mouth slowly as you lean over. not letting you take it smoothly, rindou pushes your head close to his dick. “i’ll fuck your three holes you fucking whore” this one hisses as you twirl your tongue around his dick.

you moan on his dick when he pushes his dick down your throat. your eyes roll up as tears fill your eyes. “let me correct myself from earlier. you did see my dick, but you did not see me masturbating. alright?” he says as he plays with your hair.

you nod in response which makes him smirk. “such a good slut for me” he mumbled under breathe while biting his lips. he tried to not make too much noise knowing that his brother could hear him, but he wanted to moan so bad.

“fuck (y/n)…” he moaned on a low volume. you kept going up and down sucking off his dick, enough for him to let out groans. “i’ma cum in your mouth slut” he warned before he starts releasing the orgasm. at this, he starts cumming in your mouth. you pull a little away without taking your mouth of his dick, only so you could take the cum properly.

“the way i want to fuck you in front of my brother, so he understands whose you are… that fucking moron. wrapping his arm around you, i felt like throwing up” rindou says pissed off. “hold up” he says as he leans over to his drawer. he opens it and grabs a condom closing it again.

“wouldn’t want to make you pregnant hug?” he says amused. he puts the condom on for himself. he then leans down saying “sit on it” and without hesitation, you pull down your panty and sit on it. but you go on smoothly, you let out a light moan as it goes in deeper.

“fuck… i wish i could keep you in this position on me forever” he says while biting his lips. “you know, back in high school, i actually was interested in you but i thought i wasn’t your type. i thought you were into soft boys” he admitted as he grabbed your hands pulling you closer to himself.

he pulls your shirt up only to run his head under it. he unclips your bra and takes it off dropping it on the floor. he stares at your boobs hungrily before he starts licking your nipple. your eyes widen at the fresh feeling of his saliva and tongue on your milker as you let out a little moan.

“don’t moan too loudly” the man complained as you nodded. you slapped your mouth with your hand to stop any loud noise to come from it. he sucks your nipple as if he was a baby drinking its mom’s milk. he softly bites your nipple which makes tears fill up your eyes.

you keep moving your hips up and down on his dick feeling like you were gonna cum at any moment. “rin i’m close-” you whined on a heavy breathe. “cum on my dick slut” he said as he kissed up to your collarbone. he sucks on your skin along with his sloppy kisses.

the light moans you were producing were ringing in his ears. the only sound he was focus on was that and only that. you start cumming on his dick as your eyes roll back. “ahh-” you moan with a heavy breathe. “i said keep it-” rindou started but was cut off by his brother’s voice.

“rin?” ran asked. “are you watching porn with (y/n)?” he asked trying to unlock the door. both your eyes widen as you back off him. he pulls down your boxer and his pants as he quickly gets up.

he walks up to the door and opens it up saying “the fuck you’re saying ran? are you so horny that you’re imagining noises” he asked amused. ran’s eyes caught the bra and the panty that were left on the ground as he says “were you fucking?”

“what?!?” rindou asked trying to act the less oblivious possible. he was horrible at lying when his brother was the one in question. “no we weren’t!” rindou says as he slams the door on his brother’s face. “the panty and bra on the floor say likewise” ran teased amused. rindou’s eyes widen as he turns around to notice that he forgot to hide them. “fuck” he mumble to himself annoyed fighting the urge to kick the door.

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jechristine · 2 years

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i’m on both twitter and tumblr (more active on twitter even before i became a tomdaya fan) so i’ve seen the insinuation in tweets about how tumblr blogs are invasive etc etc while y’all on her speak on them being problematic, toxic, vile etc etc

to me there tends to be a bit of hypocrisy on both sides. twitter stans use the info from tumblr blogs or enjoy it and tweet about it without reposting the pics of them taken by fans without them knowing or whatever for eg while still preaching about their privacy

the crowd on twitter, stans as well but mostly weirdos, make the malewife jokes, and go even farther to say weird shit like z wears the pants, pegs him, yada yada,which y’all dislike. rightfully so because why are you commenting on another couples sex life like?

but in the same breath, constantly on here it’s “horny hours” and y’all also talk about their sex life. recently i saw discourse about tom’s capabilities. “he’s a dancer so..” “z wouldn’t go back to him if the dick was wack”

while that may seem more “positive”, it’s all the same. to me anyways but idk

This is maybe the wrong blog for this ask?

I’ll say that I’m not really one to police fans around topics or anything like that. When I engage in trivialty I have gut feelings around what’s appropriate, and other bloggers that I follow may have slightly different feelings or sensitivities, and that’s fine (we’re all pretty close). For my own time and energy, I think questions like “Why do fans xyz?” and “What cultural function or need does fans doing xyz serve?” are usually more interesting and relevant to my own existence than “Should we fans say or do xyz?”

I’ll also say that Tom Holland and Zendaya are selling us, among other things, fantasies about themselves and their bodies. If you don’t think so, I’ll direct you to nearly any photoshoot, most red carpets, and some Uncharted promo. They have also sold fantasies of personal connection through their past social media activity, although they’ve stepped back here as they probably realized the problems around that are worse than the benefits. It’s all part of their lucrative business models. I have questions about what that means for fan ethics, and what happens when fans consume and repurpose those fantasies, but I haven’t worked out all my answers. Would love to hear your thoughts.

When I’ve said Twitter is toxic, it’s been because people come to my inbox telling me how upset they are or how mean people are. I’m against most meanness in celebrity fandoms because why? Trust me it’s so easy to just not have that in your lives. Just turn it off.

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heavyhitterheaux · 2 years

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Which sister wife are you closest with? (I don’t mean to be rude by the way! Please don’t take it as that) love y’all 💚💋

I go to them for different things. All depends on the situation.

Literally all 3!

Not one day passes where we don't talk and check on each other 🥰

@mortirolo is more experienced in life than I am so when certain situations arise, I go to her and ask what she would do if she was in that situation. I trust her guidance. She is the voice of reason for all of us

@softtcurse is my girl when it comes to Bratz and Hello Kitty! We love both and any time I'm in the store and I see something with either, I snap a pic and send it to her lol

She is literally my baby sister 💕

And that means a lot to me because I'm actually the youngest in my family. It's only me and my older sister.

Curse comes to me for advice and I would always try to steer her in the right direction

@sinsandsuccubus my Luna love! She’s the sweetest of sweet! She is so smart and wise beyond her years. (And we’re both Sagittarius ♐️ 🤪) she's focusing on school right now so I'm always sending her words of encouragement and she sends the same to me because I'm in school right now too! And she gives the greatest pep talks. I was really upset two weeks ago like in literal tears and all of them just came together to love up on me and encourage me and a bitch definitely cried

All of them mean so much to me and I am so thankful for them

I could talk about my girls for hours 😭😭

#ree's anons #i love my sister wives

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souloftheintrovert · 1 year

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ok last rantble. sometimes i fucking LOATHE the communities i’m in.

cut because the post is long.

the worst has to be the entire k-pop community. for every one sane fan, there’s 10,000 not-so-sane-leaning-insane-maybe-even-obsessive ones. “guys lets get this video to 1B views!” “stream!!” “pls dont use emojis they freeze views” “lets all vote for *insert specific group* to show our support for them!” they make this sound like it’s a business when all i’m trying to do is listen to music and support some artists. and a lot of fans have this “cute, bf/gf material, innocent” ideal of their idols, then get a bit too upset or call them “rude” when said idol acts isn’t as cute or innocent as the fan thought they were. don’t even get me started when that idol interacts with anyone of the opposite gender 🤦‍♂️

next has to be the subliminal community, but dear goodness they are a hell of a lot better. the worst they do is ask the same questions over and over and act overly positive. if you don’t act overly positive, some (not all, but some) people will either tell others to not trust your channel or just call you plain rude, when you’re really just being normal.

the best is probably the bf asmr community, or whatever it’s called. i would’ve been embarrassed to add this but y’all don’t know me so it’s okay. the worst part, as a listener, is me being gay. while the straight girls are sitting down and enjoying their thanksgiving feast, us gay guys are literally under the table and feasting on whatever scraps they drop. but us gay guys that don’t want to listen to spicy/toxic content are surviving on crumbs, at least i know i am. but that’s not what bothers me. straight people gonna straight. love who you love. what bothers me is the girls coming over to m4m videos and commenting “not me being a girl and watching this 😔✋” or asking the va, who specifically makes m4m audios, to make a m4f audio as if the girls don’t have thousands to choose from. there was this one time, oHO, there was this one time a person with a gacha life profile pic (meaning they were either trolling or a kid) said “i like yaoi but mff (m4f) is better” LIKE BYE 😭 don’t even get me started on how m4a is usually just m4f but the speaker switches between they/them and she/her pronouns 🤦‍♂️ but thankfully these issues are few and far between. the voice actors have it worse if they’re in a relationship and the wrong people find out. voice actors are their own people with their own lives and are able to be in their own romantic relationships. their audience have no right to be upset about that, and the fact that some people are is beyond weird to me. either live with it or move on to a different channel, let’s not get all obsessive over some person’s content.

and that was my last rantble (for the day)

#.souloftheintrovert #rant #rambles

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samyelbanette · 2 years

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1, 4, 6, 12, 18, 26

1. If you could only listen to one band for the rest of your life.. which would you pick?

That’s so hard! 😨

….But ofc I will say Blind Channel, because they’re my special interest rn 😂

4. You’re stranded on an island with your favorite band..but have to banish one member? Which one gets the boot?

I would never want to leave that island 😏

I’ll kick Tommi out, because he’s the least attractive. (Sorry Mr. Bear…..I like my boys androgynous, your burly manliness is too much for me 🤭)

6. Does a artist/bands political opinions bother you?

Yeah, ofc I’ll stop supporting them if their opinions are shitty. Like, I stopped listening to Twenty One Pilots after the “platforms” controversy.

If you’re not hip: in the summer of 2020, George Floyd was murdered by the police, leading to Black Lives Matter protests around the globe. Fans encouraged Tyler Joseph to “use his platform” as an artist to speak out in support of the protesters.

He snapped a photo of his platform boots and captioned it “there! I’m using my platforms lol”

….Not funny, Tyler. People were dying.

12. Would you buy something you fav endorsed? Even if you liked it or not?

I guess that depends on what it is??

Like. I’ve thought about buying the same Bleak World hoodie that Joel has, because it looks cool. I think it’s neat that Bleak World started use him as a model on their website and everything.

But if Joel endorsed something random like, idk, multivitamins, ofc I wouldn’t buy that.

18. Your celebrity crush has a sex tape leaked.. you watching it?

I would be tempted, because ofc I want to see Niko naked, but no, I wouldn’t actually watch it.

I remember when Pete Wentz’s dick pics got leaked. Someone sent me the link and I swear to y’all. I only clicked on it because I thought my friend who knew I had a crush on Pete, was trying to RickRoll me.

When I realized it wasn’t a prank, and nope, that’s his actual dick, I felt guilty. Because Pete was so upset and embarrassed by it! He didn’t consent to show his dick to thousands of random people. He was betrayed by someone he thought he could trust. 😞

26. Describe your favorite artist/band in 5 words or less.

Younger, hotter, Finnish Linkin Park.

#thank you for your ask!

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yonkimint · 2 years

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Okay so i am here and thinking thoughts!!

Baby jung is eventually gonna have to tell tae (and everybody else) that shes behind the twt page and that Thats how she actually found out about hana.

Thats gonna be....something. like theres some ethics concerns there at the very least. At least probably from taes pov. Not to mention how everybody else might feel about it. Especially if a certain tiny rapper decides to send a message 😏

Like its obvious she did her best to keep everything above board (and i personally think she succeeded swimmingly) but i can also see how those involved might feel a bit differently about it.

Taes got some fkn nerve tho!! Sir i know you like to pretend to be kinda stupid but you usually have some kind of vaguely plausible deniability to help you along. Rn tho youre literally getting upset for the same bs you pulled like a week ago. As a professional idiot i am, frankly, disappointed.

Not to mention youve gotta pick one my dude; you can either be oblivious to baby jungs (and your own) feelings OR you can have feelings about her activities with men that arent you. It cant bw both, especially when you have a wholeass actual gf dear lord!!

Anyway i will miss you and the story this week!! But again i hope you have the most fun and if you feel like it i look forward to fit pics and live blogging!!

Also. ive been listening to phase me by woosung on a loop for like 2 days and im tryna send baby jung some of that energy!!!

Yes! I think we are so focused on Tae being the biggest bag of dicks currently that we are forgetting that y/n is not totally innocent in any of this. I want to reemphasize that y/n NEVER told Tae how she felt. It doesn’t matter how obvious it is, if she’s going to complain about Tae not communicating, she also needs to check herself!

And the ethics of the Bangtan Secret are very questionable. Like if she really wanted to be above board, she should have had one of her classmates answer Tae instead of being the one to personally advise him. Idk. That’s just my personal thoughts.

I know we’re all huge Baby Jung supporters around here but we can’t dismiss her character flaws just because Tae is being worse currently!

Anyway tl;dr they both have their own shit to work on!

Also, I miss y’all so much!!! I’m waiting for my friend’s flight to get in so I have a moment to answer everyone’s messages! I drove by Lollapalooza today when I got into Chicago and I’m so hyped!!!

#the end is you and i asks

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Just because niecey’s famous and his friends aren’t doesn’t matter they’re all humans at the end of the day people need to learn how to be respectful and not ask/comment uncomfortable and weird things his friends shouldn’t have to make their accounts private because people want to be weirdos and they shouldn’t be getting criticized on tumblr by his fans probably the same ones that went and asked weird shit about him and his personal life obviously Evan himself felt upset about the stuff and asked his friends to delete the pictures because the event wasn’t about him it was about his friends and their wedding so wether they tagged #evanpeters or not it still doesn’t make it okay.. so I’m confused as to why y’all are continuously saying that y’all are making it seem like they deserved to have their and evans privacy invaded by strangers on the internet “they knew what they were doing they tagged his name” or maybe just maybe they didn’t think much of it and thought his fans would just act like normal people and like it and move on? like damn at least be happy and thankful we got new pics of him and that he looks very happy in them.

my suggestion is: everyone post pictures of evan; his friends don't answer or react to strange fans at all and understand that there are all sorts of people; weird fans hold back and don't ask weird questions and shame the fandom

everyone is happy and delusional again

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delicrieux · 3 years

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—MAKE YOU SAY “OH” EXTRAS: TINDER

extra meaning non-canonical occurrence; can be placed anywhere in the “make you say oh” timeline after couple (cha. 14) and before the final “oh”.

pairing—corpse husband x f!reader warnings—tinder profiles, tw: men, swearing. word count—2.6k. format— written. ─── ❥ req by nonnie: y/n makes a youtube vid/live stream where she's just swiping through her tinder acc and corpse literally blocks her lmao

author’s note—akldsljfs this was such a funny idea i could not not write it lmao

ultimate masterlist. myso masterlist

You have pulled the biggest brain move by setting up both a facecam and a screen recorder on your phone. All is beautifully displayed and visible during the stream. Your fanbase is particularly intrigued on what exactly are you planning on doing today, seeing as your tweet of “strea” had been a bit vague, if not downright ominous. No emojis. No elaboration. You couldn’t even be bothered to finish the word. Truly, a mystery. Everyone tuned in and are currently waiting with bated breath.

A few of your fans must sense upcoming doom because the overall mood in the chat turns from optimistically intrigued to...evil. It’s an entity all on it’s own now, clawing at you through the screen with various renditions of laughter and devil emojis. A few eggplants thrown in there for good measure, accompanied, naturally, by the scandalous water drops. At first the common consensus is that you’re biting the bullet and going through your camera roll on stream. Definitely an idea worth considering, though you frankly don’t know what lies at the start of the 11k photograph journey, and you are afraid to check in public. Could be a harmless meme, could be a salacious pic you had saved of an OF star. It’s really a gamble. Either way, you would definitely get banned. You might still get banned. Why do you insist on doing shit like this?

Because it’s funny. Because you’re kinda stupid. Because it’s just so absolutely laughably easy to do.

A smile quirks your lips, and while it is not explicitly smug, the look in your eyes sure is, “Greetings,” You utter lowly, dimming the lights--the budget for this stream! Ugh, you went all out, “my children.”

mother i crave violence

sensing evil energy rn!!

i do not claim the energy in this video for myself or anyone else watching this 💖💖

^with peace and love shut the fuck up

“I know y’all lowkey hoes-” Upon your words the chat splits into two: one side eagerly agrees (even shares a few OF accounts! How helpful, supporting small businesses!), whilst the other feverishly insists on innocence. You make a face stuck somewhere between offended and bewildered, “Now c'mon now-I know you. I know you all. We’re the same, don’t-what was that?”

You try to scroll back to the comment but it’s loss in the sea of incoming messages, “I swear to God I just saw-”

Corpse_Husband: i love late night streams it’s not like i have anything better to do.

“COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORPSE!!!!”

rip headphone users

i cant feel my face when im with you by the weeknd but instead of face its my fucking ears

yall think full vol on pc is better?my parents woke up 😭😭😭😭

To think he’s spending his last waking moments for today with watching you (he probably still would have anyway, because you do not posses an ounce of shame or self-control and pester him relentlessly)! It makes your heart sing, and suddenly, a traitorous, fun hating idea barges it’s way through the crowd of incoherent buzzing and states: don’t do this. For some reason it also has the voice of Rae. As if that would work in guilt-tripping you- Rae never succeed, and her fictitious rendition in mind won’t fare much better either.

Still, you thought about it. That must count for something. Corpse will understand, won’t he? Why don’t you want to upset it in the first place? Men look so funny when they lose their shit, like hello, don’t you have anything better to do? But the image of Corpse just sitting there, hurt, distraught, leaving you on seen because he’s in his sad boy hours leaves a sour taste in your mouth.

queen rly went from 🥺😊 to 😕 u ok bbgirl?

Corpse_Husband: no pouts cutie

akjdjoeijdfse cUTIE??? deadass boutta r.i.p.

Well that succeeded in eliminating everything from mind, doubts included. If this was an anime, the scenery would shift into something roseate, with flowers and bubbles and sparkles all around you along with a halo or two. Alas, not an anime, rather reality. The led-lights, however, seemingly possessing a will of their own, slowly turn from deep violet to pink. You smile brightly, like the absolute dumbass you are, and you are met with a ray of heart and blushing emojis. You are just so cute, a real cutie! Still in your disguise adorable state, you swipe your finger on your phone screen, the grin never leaving your lips.

There, among the plethora of apps, nestled sits a red square with a white fire plastered on it. The delicate calligraphy on the bottom reads: TINDER.

The mood changes once again- you’re giving the roaches emotional instability by how quickly everything flips over- and the chat spams eggplants vigorously; some, of course, bravely fight against the thirst.

nooooooo i thought y/n is gonna stream in a god honoring way!!!

^pack it up girl defined

“So, Charlie and I-” You note a few awfully curious comments and squint, “-yes, we talk a lot. Charlie is a really good friend of mine. We’re best friends. Brothers. Sisters. Cousins. The whole fucking family tree-no, that sounds weird. Delete. Anyway, Charlie, being the absolute fucker he is, said, hey, you know what would be funny? And I was like, nooo, what would be funny, Charlie? And he says to me, he says, says, making fun of men on Tinder. And if y’all need any more proof that Charlie and I are platonic soulmates, then dunno, my children, my roaches, I dunno-I dunno what more to give you.”

You can’t be bothered reading the comments, there’s too damn many. You also need to save your reading comprehension for the actual bios. It has a time limit, that darn thing.

“Okay, so I made a profile earlier, but I hadn’t swiped on anyone yet-” Despite the fact, Tinder helpfully informs you that already 99+ people have swiped right on you, “So, this is me,” You show the pictures you have of yourself, and damn, not to be a conceited narcissist, but you look really good. Like if you saw yourself on Tinder, you’d super like instantly. “Uhm, so, my bio-my bio says: let’s sauce in the tub together, ya dig? splishy splashy, giggle giggle.”

i cant believe we are witnessing y/n trying to form a coherent sentence live

shes trying give her time

ya dig??? y not capeesh

what scene from the godfather is this lol?

“My anthem, is,” You laugh, covering your lips with your hand, “Corpsie, this is form you-” Proudly, you show that indeed, Corpse’s E-GIRLS ARE RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE is listed as your anthem on Spotify, “Hehe.” Yes, you say that aloud.

Corpse_Husband: you’re killing me Corpse_Husband: thanks baby Corpse_Husband: now delete tinder ❤︎

You ignore his last quip, deciding it’s finally time to get this show on the road, “Right, let’s do this shit. I’m not actually going to swipe on any guys that look, uh, decent? Yuck, can’t believe I just said that, uhm, because I-because I feel like some actually deserve a chance with someone? I don’t wanna get anyone’s hopes up, as I am currently in a long distance relationship with Chrollo. So I’m just gonna swipe on, like, frat boy assholes. Because I don’t care if I hurt their feelings. Quite frankly I don’t think they possess them in the first place.”

The chat voices their agreements. With the ground rules set, you, giddy, click on the first profile.

Does Tinder know what you’re doing, your plan? The FBI agent watching you through your phone must be working overtime, bless his heart. They must, because the the first guy to meet you is named Jason, and there he is, blond hair and blue eyes, holding up a fish the size of his torso. Marginally adequate in looks, pretty good muscles. A solid 7 bordering on 8. He’s the same age as you, 15 miles away, and he studies at some college you don’t care enough to look up. Bio reads:

I like to drive fast. Fishing is my passion, but if you can’t catch me by the ocean, you’ll catch me catching waves, bro! Love a good gym date. You do squats, and I’ll keep a close eye to make sure you’re doing it correctly ;) You probably saw me at a party. Leader of the The Phi Kappa Psi. I’m a Gemini, if that matters lol.

You, of course, read it aloud, dramatically; provide some constructive criticism-he seems nice, but he’s a Gemini, so naturally, you can’t trust him at all! Also, that gym date session leaves little to be desired. With your rant done, you swipe right, and shocker! (not), it’s an instant match.

“Okie, I still wanna swipe of some profiles, so I’ll see what he’ll text later-” For a second you wonder the legalities of this stream, but you’re having too much fun to think of it further, “guys, I won't get sued, right?”

NOW she considers it

well....

if you do, we’ll kickstart your lawyer dw <3

Onto the next profile. Kevin, 25, is seen fixing his car- or, you assume he’s mid-fixing it, you don’t really know why else he’d hold a wrench and be covered in oil. He’s shirtless, and the caveman part of your brain echoes something closely resembling AWOOOGA!, but...but!...blonde hair, blue eyes. You pout again, “I don’t...I don’t really like blond boys, ya know? With the blue eyes and all, it’s just not my thing, uhm, unless it’s like-like...Armin from Attack on Titan. Else I don’t care.”

Onto the bio:

You have to treat a car like you treat a woman: go on long rides, take the lead, but most importantly, keep her oiled up 😜

“What the fuck did I just read?”

The chat is equally confused. You swipe right anyway- another match. Too easy.

The stream continues without incident for a solid thirty minutes- all of your matches, expect a few that genuinely looked like normal dudes that really couldn’t write a decent bio to save their lives, had been blond hair blue eyed gym rats with ranging forms of misogyny. Some opened with asking for nudes out right, some asked about your day first before asking for nudes. You prefer the former. Straight to the point! You admire the gall.

But then, down the forty-five minute mark a profile popped up that made you still by your phone, your smile dying as your eyes bulged. Dear God. Lord in heaven. Who is this demonspiit lookalike and why is he so fucking hot? The neck tats, the skateboard, the clothes- holy shit, you gotta close your mouth before some drool dribbles out.

No bio, just his name, Tyler, and that he’s 23.

“He boutta be 23 in me.” You mutter, swiping right with lightning speed.

WHAT DID SHE SAYYYYY?????????

tyler is y/ns karma for relentlessly mocking that one guy that had a whole ass list on what his “female” partner should be

^he deserved it and also tyler seems like a typical fuckboi y/n grow a braincell

look at mom 🥺 her eyes are sparkling

It wasn’t a match right away. You somehow expected as much, but it still upset you. Simp behavior, pathetic. The stream continued bravely, and when Tyler messaged you a simple “yo” you totally didn’t sequel. You didn’t manage to text him back on stream: texting all those guys that you didn’t really find all that attractive was easy, but this...You’re a sucker for a man who radiates red flag energy. His whole profile is a red flag. He might just be a red flag himself.

What can you do? Suddenly becoming color blind is not easy. Once the stream ends, you unmatch with everyone expect Tyler. He you chat with for a bit, but a sudden craving for different company makes you abandon him, too. You don’t feel too heartbroken for him- you’re certain there’s already too many girls in his dms. You wish them luck.

Happily, you delete Tinder. You go to Twitter, notice you’re trending again- look at you go! Queen shit- and as you compose a thank you tweet, something strange happens. You go to text Corpse, but when you click on his profile you grow cold.

YOU’RE BLOCKED. You can’t follow or see @/Corpse_Husband ‘s Tweets.

...Pardon? You hop onto Instragram and-also blocked. Seriously? And you thought you’re one petty bitch. Corpse is seriously prissy about everything. Damn, if he didn’t like your stream, he could’ve just said so. Didn’t need to, like, block you from his internet existence. So not cool.

You try texting him but no text go through. Well how will you let him know you deleted Tinder just like he asked? You relieve your frustrations by punching your pillow a few times. Later, you apologize to her, you didn’t mean to hurt her, it’s not her, it’s you. Fuck, 5 minutes of exile and you’re already loosing your mind.

“Raeeeeeeeeeeee!” You whine loudly. It’s roughly 2am now, but you don’t care. You’re too heartbroken to care. There’s a thump from her room, but nothing else, “Raeeeeeeeee!!!” You wail, wallowing in self-pity on your bed. You hear a very loud, very annoyed sigh from her room, followed by angry marching. Your door is abruptly thrown open, and in the dim, colorful light you see her scowl.

“What?” She grits.

“Can you please tell Corpse to unblock me from everything?”

“What did you do now?”

“I made fun of men on Tinder.”

She pauses, “...That doesn’t sound so bad.” She surmises, voice laced with suspicion, “What else?”

“...There was one really hot guy that I kinda sorta talked to after--”

“Y/n.”

“-But I totally deleted Tinder and honestly he was pretty boring, so, like, uhm, please?”

She sighs, the servery of which implies she is holding the weight of the world on her shoulders, and instantly you know that you won. She taps away at her phone, “You owe me one.” She states, and before you can reply, she exits your room and slams the door behind her.

Grinning, you text his phone again. The message goes through, oh gosh, you’re so relieved you feel like crying. This has been, officially, the worst five minutes of your life.

You Y DID U BLOCK ME LOSER!!! MAJOR LOSER ALERT!! I DELETED EVERYTHING IT WAS A JOKE r u still mad at me? y u always mad at me i never do anything:(

my husband You’re my baby, how do you think I’ll react when I see you publicly simping for some asshole on Tinder?

Oh no, he used the words, he delivered the killing blow. You’re finished. Your heart can’t take such a workout.

Not that you would ever admit it to him, though!

You hehe ur jellyyyy u always dis jealous hehe?

my husband Not jealous.

Yeah, you might not be the brightest tool in the shed, but even you know that’s a lie. You send him an array of kissy emojis that he doesn’t have the decency to reply to. Then, completely unprompted and dead serious, you send him a simple voice memo, saying: “You really have nothing to worry about, you know? You’re my favorite, Corpsie.”

He responds via text, reiterating that he’s not fucking jealous and that he just doesn’t like when you show such outward interest in anyone but it’s not like he cares or anything. It’s just really, like, weeeeird to see his baby simping for another man like that totally ruins the whole dynamic!!! It was only natural that he should block you on every social media platform, including his personal number (which, like, was completely necessary! Doesn’t matter that his viewers can’t see it, it’s gotta be super believable!), and inform his followers of that, because it’s all a joke, like, for the dynamic, that Youtube grind, you know? Ya dig? No personal feelings were involved at all. He totally wasn’t upset that you found someone else cute, no way!

my husband I’m not jealous. Lol.

You ik u repeated tht like 50 times u trynna convince me or??? lmao

my husband No comment. ...You don’t actually talk to anyone else like we’re talking, right?

You no one else calls me their baby if thts wat ur wondering at least not to my knowledge lol im all urs

my husband That makes me very happy to hear:)

Yeah, it makes you very happy, too.

hope you liked it!! xx

#corpse husband #corpse husband x reader #corpse #corpse x reader #corpse husband x y/n #corpse x y/n #myso #make you say oh #imagine #imagines

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realcube · 3 years

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haikyuu!! characters with a chubby! s/o 💗

characters: tsukishima, oikawa, atsumu, osamu & suna

thank you anon for this cute request 🥺

tw// comfort, fluff, angst if you squint, insecure! reader, swearing, they/them reader but reader wears a dress (in osamu’s)

(a/n): anon requested comfort but i feel bad bc i’m writing this like ‘no, (y/n)! stop being sad! you’re beautiful! 😡’ then i remember that i can just select+delete the pain away💗💖

Kei Tsukishima

let’s not pretend like tsukki gives a fuck what you look like tbh ✋

like nobody is ‘perfect’ and everyone is insecure (to varying degrees) so why would he care about your weight?

nobody ticks every single box to meet society’s definition of ‘beauty’

plus, tsukki thought beauty standards were stupid away so he created his own - and you meet every single one 💖

in fact, almost everyone meets his beauty standards - besides himself ‘:)

he seriously doesn’t care about your weight tbh, it’s the most trivial thing so why would he care?

although, he wasn’t naïve enough to think that everyone was like-minded

your front of ‘i don’t care about what other people think of me’ was strong enough to fool even the most observant of poeple, including tsukki

however, tsukishima failed to take into consideration that you were his girlfriend, meaning that you could be playing the same game as him; ‘pretend to not care about superficial things like beauty so nobody will think for a second that you are insecure about your body’

he wasn’t one to give compliments but neither were you tbh so the mutual agreement y’all have of ‘let’s call each other names as a form of endearment to avoid those awkward moments were you are looking for the right words for praise but can’t come up with anything’ was fair

but after you accidentally sent him a self-deprecating ‘joke’ message that was clearly meant for a friend, he never passed up the opportunity to compliment you ever again

like he kinda just stared at the message like 😮 ‘does (y/n) seriously care about their weight? why? it doesn’t even matter. how stupid! who told them that the shape of their body is important? bc it’s not..’

then he turns to look in the mirror like ‘wow you srsly need to put on muscle, lanky bitch. or else (y/n) will probably leave you for some built jackass like kuroo. pick up some weights, noodle arms!’

anyway, he’s not too good with words and comfort in situations like these but he’ll probably reply to your text with something out-of-character and surprisingly sweet

to paraphrase (bc the actual text would probably be like a whole damn persuasive essay LMAO he starts with the introduction, makes five points and finishes with a conclusion pfft) , i think it would be something like: ‘hey, (y/n). ik that text was probably meant for one of your friends (but if they’re the ones making you feel bad about your weight then you should probably drop those toxic cunts anyway 💅✨) but i just wanted to say that even though you are the biggest clown i’ve ever met (/j) you’re still v beautiful 💗 stop being insecure or i’ll pass away ⚰💀 ok thx love you bye’

Tōru Oikawa

how are you insecure if you’re dating oikawa? /j

like he is such a hypeman

whenever y’all take pics in your ✨fancy outfits ✨ for formal event, he acts as though you are second most beautiful thing on the face of this earth 😍 (second to him ofc)

but he only does that so he can keep up the reputation he has of being effortlessly confident bc he’s scared that if it slips for even a second, everyone will see how truly insecure he is

truthfully, in his eyes, you come first place by miles (❤ ω ❤)

like srsly, you’re so gorgeous in that dress!! he hopes that you know that he is joking about the whole ‘second place’ thing bc you should be able to tell by the way he looks at you that you’re genuinely the most striking person he’s ever laid his eyes on

you never acted overly confident in front of him but he definitely didn’t think you were as insecure as you are

he thought you were just..humble :)

sometimes he’d hear you mutter something mean about yourself as you passed the mirror but he paid no mind to it as he figured that you just cared about your appearance and wanted to maintain a certain image

however, once he was made aware that you didn’t want to maintain your image but rather, change it - he never let you murmur anything nasty about yourself under your breath ever again, not without proceeding to tackle you to the ground and shower you with his love, affection & praise 💞💕❤

and he never made a ‘second place’ joke ever again, he started his honesty streak by reassuring you that you’ll always be the number one in his eyes 🤩

also, after that, he was a lot more open about his own insecurities with you and you made sure to respect them and help him in a similar way that he did

there is just so much love and admiration between the two of you and at first you were both to shy to express it but now, you both are showering each other in compliments 24/7 bc you both just want the other one to know how perfect you view them as (❁´◡`❁)

Atsumu Miya

atsumu is a hypeman like oikawa but...better :)

IT’S BC HE HAS NO SHAME

he’ll compliment you on anything you wear and he makes it a point to use the most inappropriate compliment as possible, relative to the outfit you’re wearing

so if you’re wearing your pyjamas, he’ll call you ‘glamourous’

if you are wearing a swimsuit, he’ll call you ‘elegant’

if you’re in your work clothes/school uniform, he’ll call you ‘sexy’

and if you’re in lingerie, he’ll call you ‘adorable’

but it makes you blush so hey, no complaints

so when he finds out that you’re actually insecure about your weight, he’s just like ‘no ❤’

like he hates the idea that when you look in the mirror, you don’t see the god(dess) he sees

like why? it’s the same person

💞 fuck ‘perception’ 💞

💕 ‘beauty is in the eye of the beholder’ TF YOU ARE THE FUCKING BEAUTY💕

grrr he was so mad

but he was also soft

he was like ‘if (y/n) insecure? then why hot? then why pretty? then why fit perfectly into my arms?’

plus, THIGHS

he’d never diss a person bc they had small thighs or anything BUT he’d also NEVER complain about being given the chance to be with someone with some good thighs 👍

tbh the best could do to help was compliment you ten times harder to eliMINATE ALL YOUR INSECURIES

(and ofc i don’t mean that in a way - for example - if you’re insecure about your nose, he’ll fkn chop it off......he won’t chop your nose off LMAO he’ll just show you how much he loves it, to the point where you have no choice but to love it too ( •̀ ω •́ )✧ )

anyway, plz love (or at least, tolerate) yourself or else he’ll suffocate you with all his love and affection :D

Osamu Miya

osamu is at a loss when it comes to typical beauty standards tbh

to him, weight (and most things) are similar to..hand size, for example

just like how you can’t imagine someone feeling self-conscious about the size of their hand (especially if their hand is a healthy size)

he can’t imagine why some one would be shamed for their weight (especially if they’re a healthy size)

so had no idea you could possibly be insecure about something like that and he probably on realised after a few years in the relationship 😅

there was a formal event coming up and y’all were going as dates so you wanted to shop for outfits together

as couples do ✌

anyway, he was on a dress site, scrolling away until you pointed out one that you thought was pretty - and it matched the color of the tie osamu bought too!

it was a fair price (for a formal dress 🙄 which is probably like $68/50) so osamu was like ‘buy it then ( •̀ ω •́ )✧’ bc he thought it would so gorgeous on you

but you were like ‘no’

and after he pried further, you explained how you thought it wouldn’t ‘suit your body type’

GRRR HE dislikes IT WHEN PPL SAY THIS SO MUCH BC HOE YOU DON’T HAVE A BODY TYPE YOU’VE GOT A BODY 😡💕 WEAR THE DAMN DRESS IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BEAUTIFUL

but like deadass it’s not your blood type- it’s just a thing ppl made up to make ppl (mostly women) feel bad about themselves for no reason

but that might just be his inner atsumu talking 🤷‍♂️

he didn’t even know what to say at first- he was just like ????? body type ????

but once he figured out what you meant, he still had no idea what to say- at least, without sounding rude

what if someone came up to you and told you they were insecure about the shape of their knee.......what do you even say???

so he was silent for like the rest of the day

you decided to give him some space just in case something happened which had upset him

he had no idea what to say, in all honesty, so he hoped that his actions spoke louder than words

around 3 days had passed since you last spoke to osamu and you were beginning to think something you had said made him uncomfortable

you were studying in your room until there was a ring at your door so you rushed downstairs and you opened it to reveal a package sitting on your doormat

you had recently ordered some cleaning equipment so you were sure that the content of the package was probably that

so imagine your surprise when you tear it open to reveal — you guessed it — the dress 💕

Rintarō Suna

when he says that he doesn’t care what ppl look like, he means it

he upkeeps his own appearance though bc..it’s his!

like why would he care about what weight you are? that’s none of his business

as you can tell, he’s generally not shallow but sometimes when y’all are just cuddling and your face is pressed to his chest, the words ‘you’re so cute’ just fall from his lips

so ofc he appreciates compliments over his skills, personality, humour etc over flattery about his appearance

hence, the praise he gives you is usually based around those things too bc he just thinks that you’re just like him in the fact you don’t appreciate skin-deep comments

so when he found out that you’re actually insecure about your weight (or something else), he kinda blames himself

he thinks that the whole reason you’re not extremely confident in your appearance is all due to him and the fact he fact he maybe didn’t compliment you on your looks enough — but that’s not to say that he doesn’t think you’re beautiful

you’re the most radiant person he’s ever laid his eyes on and he thought you knew that regardless of whether he vocalised it or not

he wasn’t really sure what to do tbh

bc he loved you and wanted to comfort you ofc but he was scared of making things worse

like what if something he says accidentally makes you so upset that you break-up with him 😭

but he knew he couldn’t just stay silent about the issue, especially when he wanted to say to much

thus, he sent you a heartfelt message on discord

(rather than snap, whatsapp etc so he could edit it after he posts it bc knowing him, he’ll probably write something, reread it ten times then as soon as he hits send, he spots a bunch of mistakes)

and he’d explain how you’re simply divine regardless of your insecurity and if anything, it just makes you cuter 😍

ok ok so i really don’t want it so seem like he has a fetish bc HE DOESN’T

but he think your curves are so fun and pretty ❤

like everything about you is pretty but suna just can’t comprehend why you’re insecure about something like your weight when he literally adores it (bc he adores everything about you)

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There is just something about sitting on barbarian Bakugou’s lap in something like this ^^^ that just makes me want to get up a bust a moon move

ohhhh bitch if I could squeeze my fat ass into this y’all would never hear from me again. a bitch wouldn’t know HOW TO ACT????

no cause I need this outfit now. omg wait being one of the villages infamous dancers (I can’t dance fr BUT STILL) and just making intense ass eye contact with barbarian Bakugou with the face covering in the first pic. bitch. bitch?

and big brute man just gets so upset if you start looking or dancing with another person, so he snatches your ass up like you weigh two pounds, and just sits you on his lap for the rest of day. omg and he asks, “you gonna show your king these same moves when I take you to my chambers, consort?” like bitch I’m not even consort but FOR YOU?! I’ll be anything 😌

#if you couldn’t tell this idea makes me very excited #idk how to belly dance #BUT ID LEARN FOR HIM!#give me your brain now #I’m gonna eat it #we love daddydaegu #my asks #barbarian bakugou

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let-me-luve-you · 3 years

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Winter Storm

Jared Padalecki x Reader

Summary: You play Cordell Walker’s daughter on the new show Walker. Jared takes you under his wing. What happens when a winter storm hits all of Texas.

Warnings: Mentions of a rough upbringing, Texas winter storm, power outage, water problems, some angst, scary weather, fluff, protective Jared, maybe a cuss word somewhere

A/N: As a Texan, this past week has been scary. I have been extremely blessed to not have the problems that a lot are. I was lucky and did not lose power and did not have any pipes burst. This idea came to me after seeing that Jared and Gen were helping others while dealing with their own problems at their house.

HERE ARE SOME LINKS TO HELP OUT IF YOU ARE ABLE TO.

KICK THE COLD - AUSTIN MUTUAL AID

GENESIS WOMEN’S SHELTER & SUPPORT

FEEDING TEXAS

LIST OF ORGANIZATIONS SEEKING DONATIONS IN DALLAS AREA

THE WAY HOME

You do not have to donate to any of these organizations, but if you feel the need to help, here are a few links. ^^^^ There are plenty more out there if you don’t want to donate to these links.

MASTERLIST BUY ME A COFFEE

Winter weather will be hitting Texas this weekend. You can expect lots of snow and ice. It is best to prepare for possible power outages and water being turned off. That is worst case scenario, but be prepared as Sunday will be a cold one.

You panicked. Growing up in North Texas you never had to deal with severe winter weather. You were used to dealing with tornados. But the way they were talking on the news, this weekend was going to be bad.

Thankfully you had the day off and were able to go to the store. You grabbed a case of water and food that you could prepare and food that didn’t have to be cooked to eat. You were still getting used to the adult life as an 18 year old, but since you had been taking care of yourself the last few years, you learned a thing or two in the kitchen. You made sure to grab some snacks as well since they didn’t have to be cooked or stored in the fridge either.

As you pulled up to your apartment building, you got a call from the lead and producer of the show you were on. You still weren’t sure how you managed to land the role of Stella in the new show Walker, but you were grateful. You put the car in park and grabbed your phone.

“Hey Jare.” You said. Jared was the older brother you always wanted, even though he plays your dad and he has moments where he acts like your dad. You didn’t have a great life growing up and to have a male figure in your life to help you in anyway, made you happy. Same thing with Gen.

“Hey Y/N/N. How’re you doing?” He asked.

“I’m doing good. Just got back from the store. Am I needed on set?” You asked in a panic thinking you missed something.

“No, no you’re not needed. Just wanted to call and tell you we are not filming Monday or Tuesday next week. And depending on the weather and roads, we may cancel Wednesday as well.” He informed you.

“Oh. Is it because of the storm?” You asked.

“Yeah. We aren’t sure how bad it’ll be, but we are hoping we are just being over cautious.” He said. “You said you went to the store?”

“Yeah. I just wanted to get something’s so I won’t have to get out. And I got some stuff. I won’t need to cook in case we lose power. Also filled up with gas in case I lose heat and need to warm up some.” You told him.

“Come stay with us. We have plenty of room and we have a fireplace. We just restocked our firewood supply. I don’t want to be worrying about you all weekend.” He said.

“I’ll be okay. Really. Thank you for the offer though.” You said nicely. You really did mean it. You were used to taking care of yourself that when people did want to help you, you appreciated them.

“Well. I have my truck if I need to come get you. If you change your mind, come over. The kids would love to see you.” He said. You heard Gen agree with him in the background. “And Gen would too.”

“Well after the storm, I’ll come over for dinner to see everyone. And I’ll even come another night to babysit so you and Gen can go on a date.” You said with a laugh once you heard Gen immediately laugh.

“Gen says you don’t have to, but I will take you up on both offers.” Jared told you. “Okay. Well stay in touch. They say it’ll start sometime tomorrow night.”

“Y’all stay safe and stay in touch too.” You said. “Bye Jare.”

“Bye Y/N/N.” He said before hanging up. You put your phone back into your pocket before lugging all of the groceries into your apartment. You put everything away before going to change out of your winter clothes.

After changing into some PJs to be comfortable. You decided to meal prep some so you wouldn’t have to worry about it later. And if the weather isn’t as bad as they think it’ll be, you can just eat them throughout the week.

Sunday morning, you woke up and looked outside. All you could see was white fluffiness. You smiled as the world looked at peace. You loved snow. You always thought it brought beauty to the world.

When you walked back to your phone where it laid on its charger, you saw a couple of texts from Jared and Gen. Both had sent you photos of Tom, Shep, and Odette playing the in the snow. Then you saw Jared’s text about possible rolling power outages.

You picked up the phone and called Jared and before he could even say hello, you asked, “What does that mean? Your text... I don’t understand it.”

“It means they’ll shut the power off for an hour to three hours to preserve energy.” Jared said.

“Oh.” You said.

“Yeah, so if the power goes out, don’t worry, it should come back on.” He reassured you.

“Okay. Thank you for letting me know.” You replied.

“Of course. How are you doing anyways?” He asked.

“Good. Just woke up. Felt good to sleep in. I’m probably about to start warming up my lunch.” You informed him. “How are y’all handling it over there? I saw the pics you and Gen sent. The kids look like they’re having a blast.”

“We’re doing good. The kids are definitely loving the snow. I did have to help Gen gather the chickens this morning which wasn’t fun.” He said with a laugh.

“Oh gosh. Yeah chasing chickens isn’t fun. Are they okay? I didn’t even think about y’all’s animals?”

“They’re all in the barn with heat lamps. Thankfully the barn is powered by solar so we don’t have to worry too much if the power goes out since we have a lot of energy stored up.” He said.

“Good that’s good. Well I’ll let you get back to doing whatever you were doing. Thanks again for letting me know.”

“Anytime. If you need something, holler. Okay?” He asked.

“I will. Bye.” You said. You heard his farewell as you went to hang up the phone. After preheating the oven, you took the lasagna and boxed garlic bread out of the freezer. You figured, while the power was still on, you could cook the one meal you prepped that couldn’t be eaten cold until you cooked it and it was leftovers.

An hour later, you sat at the counter charging your phone and iPad while you ate. When you went to take another bite, the power cut off.

“Great.” You whispered. You knew it was only going to be for a few hours, but you were a little aggravated by the inconvenience. You stood up and went and put on thicker sweatpants and your socks. When you made it back to your phone to text Jared that your power went out, you saw you barely had any service. That concerned you in case you needed to make a call for an emergency.

Power just went out. Hopefully y’all didn’t lose power. I’ll let you know when it’s back on. Sent 1:23 pm

You continued to eat as you awaited a response. Shrugging when you finished your meal and put the dirty dish in the sink, you moved to the living room to read a book you started the night before.

Hours later, you still had no power and you still hadn’t heard from Jared or Gen. You had checked social media, but neither had posted anything. You decided to scroll through Twitter and saw the horrors of people’s pipes bursting and roofs caving in flooding their homes.

Seeing people in Austin posting that, you decided to grab a tote to store your valuables in. Sadly, it wasn’t a lot, but the idea of losing what little you had that meant something to you scared you.

You needed to go to your car to charge your phone and warm up some, so you decided to store your valuables in the trunk. Thankfully you had a covered parking space that was right in front of your apartment. When you put the tote in the trunk, you checked to make sure the tail pipe was clear of snow before you started the car.

After spending an hour in the car, you decided it was time for bed. Grabbing every piece of blankets you had, you cuddled up in Jared’s hoody that you stole from him when you filmed episode 2 of Walker and all the blankets. You even had on two pairs of socks on since you got cold earlier.

The next morning, you checked to see your phone still had more than half its battery life left. But what shocked you was still no response from Jared. You got on Instagram and saw that Gen had posted a boomerang of him with his socks on as gloves, but neither had checked in with you.

You were kind of upset by this. You knew they didn’t owe you anything, but it still hurt. Going to the kitchen, you saw it was flooded.

“Oh no. Oh no. Nonononono.” You panicked. You ran to the bathroom and grabbed all the towels you owned and rushed back to the kitchen. You threw them down to try and absorb as much water as possible. You opened the cabinet and saw the pipe that had burst. You grabbed your phone and called the landlord.

“Hey Craig. I had a pipe burst this morning.” You said when he answered.

“Can’t do much with the weather like this.” He said not really caring.

“Can you turn the water off or something? Or tell me where it is and I’ll do it.” You said getting angry.

“Can’t do that either. If I do that, your neighbors lose their water too.” He said.

“Well what am I supposed to do. Just sit in water all day?” You asked with an annoyed tone.

“City’s running out of water anyway so they may shut it off. So won’t be long before it stops.” He said. You got so mad that you hung up. He was useless.

After 3 hours, all of your towels were soaked and you started using some of your clothes to help absorb what the towels couldn’t. You had tried calling Jared to see if he knew what to do but it went straight to voicemail. Same with Gen.

After using most of your clothes to stop the water, you decided to pack a bag in case you had to leave. Plus it would let you know what you could use to absorb the water that still remains. Thankfully your landlord had turned the water off after multiple people called about pipes bursting. All you had to do was finish cleaning up the mess.

Two days later, you were sitting in your car, about to go back into your apartment when you got a call from Gen.

“Y/N. Oh my gosh it’s so good to hear from you. We haven’t had service, plus we lost power and had a few pipes burst. Are you okay?” She asked worriedly.

“I’m okay. Sitting in my car right now so I could charge my phone and warm up a bit.” You told her.

“You don’t have power still?” She asked.

“Nope. And I also had a pipe burst. But I cleaned it up and nothing was damaged. Did you have any damage done? Is everyone okay?” You asked concerned.

“Yeah. We are fine. And just minimal floor damage.” She told you. “Jared is cleaning that mess up while I’m going to the store. Do you need anything? We have some of our neighbors over trying to stay warm and I’m grabbing them stuff too. So I don’t mind getting you anything.”

“I’m okay. I have plenty.” You said. You wanted heat. You wanted to sleep without having to wear five layers, but you refused to ask.

“Well if you do need something, text or call. Hopefully we get service back.” She said.

“I will. Thanks Gen.” you said as you hung up. Ten minutes later you got a call from Jared.

“Pack a bag and bring some blankets.” He said before you could even greet him.

“What?” You asked genuinely confused.

“I said, pack a bag and bring some blankets. Also if you want to bring any food you don’t want to go to waste or if you have water, bring that too. I’ll come in and help you carry.” He said.

“Wh-wait.. what is happening?” You asked.

“I’m coming to get you and you are going to stay with us for a couple of days. I just got off the phone with Gen and she said you had a pipe burst and you don’t have heat. So you are going to come stay with us until your power is back on and the pipe is fixed.” He said. “I’m pulling up. I’ll be inside in a second.” He hung up before you could say anything.

You went and unlocked the door before moving to your room. You grabbed your big suitcase and packed what few pair of pants you had, a weeks worth of underwear, two weeks worth of socks since you hated having cold feet, and the remaining three sweaters and seven shirts you had. It barely filled your suitcase so you decided to throw in a couple of hoodies as well.

“That all your packing?” Jared asked concerned. No one knew how long this was going to last.

“It’s all I got clean.” You answered honestly.

“No way.” He said in disbelief. You shrugged and told him to follow you as you walked into the kitchen. He saw the pile of clothes and towels on the ground. “Oh Y/N. I’m sorry this happened to you.”

“Happened to you too.” You said before moving back to your room. You grabbed a blanket and started to fold it, starting a pile you were taking with you to the Padalecki’s. Once you finished that, you grabbed your pillow too.

“Want any books or anything? You have room in your suitcase.” Jared said as he pointed to it. You shrugged and grabbed a few books you had been wanting to read. After throwing them into the suitcase, you ran to the living room to grab your iPad and chargers.

“We can charge them in the cars if we need to.” Jared said when you thought about not putting them in your bag. You nodded before throwing them in and zipping it up. “This ready to go to the truck?” You nodded once again before he grabbed the suitcase handle and stack of blankets and your pillow with ease. “Go figure out food and I’ll come back to help.”

Once in the kitchen, you grabbed the full water case you had bought a few days before and the almost empty one that you had already opened. You then moved to the fridge to grab the few casserole dishes you had left to eat. You grabbed your travel food carrier and put the casseroles in first before the almost empty case of water in after it. You saw Jared walking back in and asked,

“Is there any food of mine you want? I’ve got everything packed that will definitely go bad before I get back. The rest has already gone bad.” You said while looking at Jared who was looking through your cabinets. He found your snack one and grabbed a few things and shoved them in your carrier.

“That’s all I want.” He smirked. “Ready to go? We can come back in a couple of days if we need to.”

“Ready.” You walked to his truck and he helped you load the water and carrier. As you got into the passenger seat and started to buckle, you said, “thanks for coming to get me and letting me stay with you.”

“Anything for family.” He said smiling at you before driving carefully back to his house.

“But we aren’t family?” You said more as a question.

“You’re my tv daughter, so technically we are.” He said with a laugh. “But in all seriousness, I do see you as family. Me and you have gotten close over these past few months. I can see you as a daughter and I can see you as a little sister.” You could hear the sincerity in his voice.

“Really?” You asked. He nodded his head. “It means a lot to hear you say that. I see you as a big brother.”

“Good.” You saw him smile. “That means you can ask me for anything or do anything and I’ll be there for you. Sorry I didn’t come get you sooner. I thought about it.”

“It’s okay. I tried calling but could never get through. It happens. I’m just glad nothing more serious happened. I’m glad we are all safe.” You said honestly.

“And we are about to get you warm. We have the fire going in the living room and in mine and Gen’s room. Kids have been sleeping with us or on the floor in our room. You’re welcome to make a pallet in front of the fire and crash there.” He said as he pulled into his driveway.

“Sleeping in front of a warm fire sounds lovely right now. Thank you.” You leaned over and gave him a big hug. “I love you Jare.” You said before pulling back to kiss his cheek.

“Love you too y/n/n.” He smiled at you. “Now let’s go take all this in and get you warmed up.”

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