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I listen to a lot of audiobook murder mysteries, which has me thinking:
Shen Yuan transmigrating into a murder mystery… as the killer!
There are a couple of ways the story could go.
First Option: Shen Yuan lets his System know, in no uncertain terms, he will not be murdering anyone.
Its response: [Alternate Plotline Initiated. New Assignment: Designated Red Herring].
Poor Shen Qingqiu finds himself stuck in a whole murder mystery series, and any time anyone is murdered, he somehow ends up being the number one suspect!
The victim? Probably picked a fight with Shen Qingqiu at some point.
(Shen Qingqiu tries to avoid such arguments, but it never seems to work!)
The murder weapon? Yeah, Shen Qingqiu is almost guaranteed to have touched it.
(Shen Qingqiu is severely tempted to start wearing gloves 24/7.)
The body? Either Shen Qingqiu finds it himself at some inopportune time, and/or it was stashed somewhere “only” he is supposed to have access to.
(At some point it's just: Shen Qingqiu opens a door… sees a body… closes the door. “Time to call the cops, yet again.”)
Shen Qingqiu ends up a tad paranoid about the whole thing, setting up cameras outside his house, in his office, in his car, etc. just to (hopefully) stop people from planting evidence any of those places.
If anyone asks about the truly absurd number of (eventually dropped) murder allegations, Shen Qingqiu insists he's cursed. Even with genre blinders on (making the number of convoluted murders in the area seem normal somehow), it's hard for anyone to argue the point.
For Shen Qingqiu's day job (when he's not busy being charged with murder) he works as a professor at a university with a highly regarded Criminology & Criminal Justice program. I'm thinking the original goods was a literature professor, with a strong distaste for cops, who was known for grading anyone in the criminal justice program exceedingly harshly. Naturally one of his students is the protagonist, Luo Binghe.
After his transmigration, professor Shen Qingqiu suddenly becomes a very kind and doting professor with a real passion for literature. This leaves Luo Binghe quickly smitten and makes him a very motivated amateur detective, since he's determined to prove his beloved's innocence as quickly as possible and as often as needed!
Second Option: Shen Yuan takes over after the original goods already committed the murder.
He wakes up with a splitting headache (the victim attempted to defend themselves presumably), looks at his bloody hands… looks at the victim… looks at the weapon… looks at his bloody hands again. “Damn it, Airplane.”
He decides he doesn't want to try and hide a body actually, just to be caught by the protagonist later and charged with a whole slew of things in addition to murder, so he calls the cops himself. He might as well take advantage of the fact he has a concussion and literally doesn't remember a thing. Maybe he can get the charges reduced somewhat and get a lighter sentence.
Of course the first cop that arrives at the scene is Yue Qingyuan, who as the #1 Xiao-Jiu stan gives Shen Qingqiu way too much benefit of the doubt. The most obvious evidence also keeps being erased or damaged by weird as hell coincidences.
Shen Qingqiu knows he certainly isn't responsible for damaging evidence and wonders if the System is working overtime behind the scenes to ensure there actually is a mystery for Luo Binghe to solve.
(After all, it wouldn't be much of a story if Shen Qingqiu was already charged and sentenced before Luo Binghe had a chance to even do anything.)
To his complete bewilderment, after a few days leave to recover from the concussion, Shen Qingqiu is actually allowed to return to his university teaching job. He decides to make the best of it, since who knows how long he'll be a free man.
As in the first scenario, a few months later and Luo Binghe is absolutely smitten, not to mention all the other students and faculty that have come to adore him.
As Shen Qingqiu has successfully endeared himself to pretty much anyone and everyone local that could actually charge him or provide eyewitness testimony, not to mention all the shady shit about murder victim Qiu Jianluo the ongoing investigation keeps digging up, the plot stalls for a bit until the state police (aka Huan Hua Palace) are finally called in by Qiu Haitang.
Unfortunately for the ‘HHP’ folks, the protagonist himself is on Shen Qingqiu's side, and Luo Binghe is perfectly happy to muddy the waters by conveniently “losing” evidence, sending them after every single red herring he comes across, and “accidentally” digging up dirt on all the shady dealings going on in their department.
The System keeps trying to motivate Shen Qingqiu to hide evidence, lie, or do literally anything suspicious to progress the plot further, but all its punishment protocols involve sabotaging Shen Qingqiu's coverup attempts (of which he has none) or revealing information to the protagonist (who is complicit by this point) so it's fresh out of luck.
Eventually the System gives up and Shen Qingqiu is congratulated for “getting away with murder!” despite the fact he didn't actually do anything.
“Seriously? Does it even count as getting away with murder when the original goods was the actual murderer? I didn't kill anyone!”
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#BingQiu#Shen Qingqiu#Luo Binghe#SQQ#LBH#Scum Villain's Self Saving System#SVSSS#SVSSS Idea#Story Idea#* I know nothing about the Chinese justice system... but the 'original book' would have been written by Airplane so it's fine.
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I crave an AU where Shen Yuan gets transmigrated as some random npc and just… goes around the world you know? Traveling, sigh seeing his fav places from the novel, studying the beasts from that world, like dude just living his life and becoming a cultivator either by studying by himself (with the knowledge he has from novels from his world) or idk by the System giving him little missions about “building his character”
And just for a comedy side: he ends up helping a lot of people in his travels who become super grateful for this but… well maybe people misheard the first time and felt awkward about asking again so they just call him master Shen
This end up as a whole misunderstanding where rumors about SY and Shen Jiu kinda mix up
“Master Shen? Ohh yeah I heard he saved the daughters of that merchant”
“Master Shen?? The cultivator who is always visiting brothels? Shameless”
This ends up getting SJ a better reputation, SY unintentional good deeds (that have witness and proof) far surpasses the feeble rumors about SJ
SY and SJ end up meeting…. When SY is imprisoned for the death of the Qiu
He and SJ do look like eachother and Qiu Haitang hasn’t seen SJ in years, she heard about a Shen and concluded it must be him
Ohhh just to add to the mess: YQY was away from the Mountain when he heard about “Shen Qingqiu” imprisonment so he just rushed to Hua Hua Palace to free him… SJ goes after him, meets SY gets put in prison in his place bc Qiu Haitang was like “no wait actually that one fits more the Shen I knew” (which sucks to her testimony bc thats just saying “ops I made a mistake once maybe I’m doing again?”)but at this point SY was INVESTED in this bc fuck these people locking him up in a cave, they wanted a trial then he (with YQY support) is gonna make damn sure this goes right (for SJ, not QHT or the Palace Master bc lets be honest: one person’s word against a cultivator that has plenty of achievements and (recently) plenty of good deeds to his name… yeah not gonna work)
Things work out in the end, YQY and SJ go back to Cang Diong… and take SY with them. New younger brother acquired!!
#svsss#scumbag self saving system#svsss au#svsss idea#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#yue qingyuan#Qiu Haitang#my writing#anyway I suck at writing so this ended up very vague but damn I needed to say it
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LQG, returning from his secret mission to find a Qing Jing peak burned to the ground. Immediately riding to his own peak, only to find it pretty much fine. His disciples are still in shock as he leaves the peak, trying to find SJ to ask what happened (and make sure he's okay).
Liu Qingge:
Cang Qiong:
#liu qingge faked his death in pidw to go on a secret mission au#cang qiong mountain sect#liu qingge#svsss idea#ssvsss#svsss au#scumbag self saving system
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bingqiu human/demon role reversal as requested by alliechickfics on twitter! for a modest donation to the listed organizations and individuals over at SVSSS Gotcha 4 Gaza, you too can get a prompt fulfilled in exchange.
#scum villain#svsss#bingqiu#luo binghe#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#mxtx#my art#blowing the dust off this account#the donation form is open until the 21st#i'll reblog a post abt the event that goes a little more in depth once this goes up#the idea for this au is that sy has been sealed in lbh's pendant for a Good While#up until ming fan steals/damages it and incidentally frees him#so ofc lbh is accused of housing a demon in the sect#what choice does he and sy have but to run tf out of there
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i know that binghe being extremely jealous isn’t “normal” or “sane” but i’m honestly on his side here. like his concerns that sqq will be stolen from him are pretty rational. i really think that almost every scum villain character, in the event that sqq would want to papapa with them, would agree almost immediately. sqq is the xianxia equivalent of helen of troy.
#svsss#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#bingqiu#liu qingge#he’s indirectly being accused#the only irrational part of lbh’s jealousy is the idea that sqq would ever be interested in someone other than binghe#sqq is extremely bingpilled#this theory is mostly based upon the fact that i would papapa sqq myself the first instance i could#i’m asexual but i want sqq enough for that to not matter#for those wondering the only ones i think would be immune to sqq would be moshang and sha hualing(lesbian)
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my favorite angry man !!
part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4
Shen Yuan transmigrates but instead of Shen Jiu just magically disappearing, hes kinda like a virus, cus the system doesn't know how to get rid of him
he ends up just following sy around and judging his life choices (and eventually sqh since he can also see him/system)
tism is tisming
i just want more angry man shen jiu content man
i need that man to have a somewhat happy ending please and Thank u
#art#mxtx#svsss#svsss au#the scum villain's self saving system#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#shen jiu#virus shen jiu au#idk if this makes sense#the tism is tisming#if this has been done before: ..nuh uh#a funky lil idea is his appearance changes on how he feels he looks like#so when yqy apologizes to him (to sy but shh) he unintentionally changes into lil xiao jiu
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do you ever wonder how often binghe created a dreamscape to see sqq when he was in the abyss? and how often he was abruptly waken up by hunger, wounds, or terrifying sounds and had to start all over again?
#pain! now that i have your attention. any ideas for a nice wholesome bingqiu drawing 😏#or painful angsty bingqiu too. im a flexible man#svsss#luo binghe#人渣反派自救系统#svsss fanart#shen qingqiu#bingqiu#scum villains self saving system#this is messy and the paneling is shite but.... i must post. its jus sitting in my drafts. SORRY FOLKS
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It isn’t easy being a cultivator girl…
SCUMBAG SYSTEM ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟKotex PAWket Pad AD Break ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ
translation by @yuangler (x)
#svsssedit#svsss#mxtxnet#scumbag system#mxtx#人渣反派自救系统#scum villian self saving system#shen qingqiu#ning yingying#luo binghe#bingqiu#my gifs!#flashing tw#svsss donghua#gifs#1K!#i had… so many ideas for new scum villain gifsets like i couldn’t decide which one to work on first#then i saw the maxi pad commercial on my dash and i knew
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A writer and His number one fan hater
#svsss#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#platonic cumplane???#Shen Yuan#scum villian self saving system#scum villains self saving system#scum villain's self saving system#scum villain#I actually have a lot of thoughts about them that i wasnt able to articulate right with words or drawings#i just think#That Shen Yuan really did like the story#like he was upset on behalf of a good character#he was upset about its potential#he absolutely wanted more for him and was upset that it was thrown away to please the masses#he had no idea what Shang Qinghua was going through#absolutely just ranked on him and YEAH IT WASNT THE BEST WORK BUT clearly it still was good enough to make Shen Yuan care#like ah#I would love to read more dynamics about them about a struggling writer and his most trusted hater to yell at him to write his heart out#also Shen Qingqiu going through svsss and seeing how much thought Shang Qinghua actually put into the story#and how much effort he actually had in it before he had to settle and scrap#like AAAAHH Im not the analysis type and my thoughts about them really are all other the place but really I think nothing is stronger then#an author and a reader#cause my man read to the very end the ABSOLUTE END#hE CARED HE CARED HE REALLY CARED NO MATTER HOWWWW MUCH HE CRIED ABOUT IT#alright dont look at me they make me go crazy#my art#nibbelraz
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Fics where Bingge gets his own Shen Yuan are always a delight, but I do wish more of them let Shen Yuan dote on Bingge’s children!
I’d love a story where Shen Yuan somehow ended up in the role of ‘Head Imperial Tutor’ and became the children’s beloved teacher and fiercest protector.
Whatever harem drama, rebellions, or other nonsense is going on, he observes with only mild interest (plus much internal eye rolling, and maybe a little gushing over Binghe) but if anyone dares target his students he utterly destroys them.
Sometime after the Bingge vs. Bingmei extra (perhaps after Shen Yuan eliminates some threat to the children), Binghe actually notices Shen Yuan and just how closely his behavior mirrors the nice Shizun.
He’s a very gentle and attentive teacher, tailoring lessons to each child’s learning style, comforting them when the drama between their mothers causes them distress, and freely granting affectionate head pats and light fan bops.
Binghe fighting with his own kids for attention from his world’s kind Shizun, while juggling with Shen Yuan’s obliviousness, and the fact he must be careful never to seriously upset the kids (or he will face Shen Yuan’s wrath), just has so much comedy and cuteness potential!
In the end, Bingge not only falls for Shen Yuan, but comes to more fully love and care for his own kiddos too.
#BinggeYuan#BingYuan#BingQiu#Shen Yuan#Luo Binghe#Bingge#Luo Bingge#SQQ#SY#LBH#LBG#SVSSS#Scum Villain's Self Saving System#SVSSS Idea#Story Idea#* In the end the kiddos all get two dads#* Plus at least one mom each (often more because lesbians and bff co-parents)
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Shen Qingqiu's ducklings
#art#svsss#qing jing peak#mxtx#white lotus binghe#luo binghe#luo bingmei#ning yingying#ming fan#design#actual svsss designs for once#no idea who to do next#shen qingqiu#mingling#we'll see
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If Shen Qingqiu (pos SY transmigration) was hit with one of those “become a child” kinda plots, do you think it would go the physical or mind way? Like physical his body goes back and SQQ as a kid is Shen Jiu/Xiao Jiu; mind his mind (of SY) goes back to how SY was as a kid (maybe with SJ body still?)
Like… how exactly these plots work with someone who was someone different once
#svsss#shen qingqiu#scumbag self saving system#shen yuan#how would this work#english is escaping me today#i am pretty sure I make no sense#svsss idea
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Ask game title: the taste of your blood has got me worked up
Luo Bingge (PIDW) X Edward (Twilight) where Luo Bingge is Edward's singer but Luo Bingge can control anyone who consumes his blood... But Edward can also read Luo Bingge's mind.
So that's a very fun mess.
[check out other fic ideas in the #made up fic title ask game]
#svsss idea#ssvsss#svsss au#scumbag self saving system#made up fic title ask game#luo bingge#luo binghe#edward cullen#twilight ideas#twilight#luo bingge x edward cullen (twilight) au
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I think it would be fun to do a "character swaps with older version of themselves" fic with Moshang. A post-canon Mobei-Jun who has been happily married for a while (probably at least 50 years old) accidentally touches some plot device artifact and time travels, swapping places with his 20ish-year-old self. Older MBJ wakes up in head disciple Shang Qinghua's bed where his younger self had been napping.
Younger MBJ lands in his own palace, where he is quickly found and fawned over by Older SQH, who can't help but think this MBJ is so cute. The System quickly confirms for Shang Qinghua that this situation has been sorted into a "multiple timelines" thing, so SQH doesn't have to worry about "protecting the timeline" by doing anything like hiding the fact that he's MBJ's husband. (So, there's an alternate timeline younger version of Airplane Bro now? He's just going to... ignore having an existential crisis about it. Yeah.)
Which is great because Older MBJ would not have thought about this at all as a potential issue. Older MBJ also thinks Younger SQH (Younger Airplane Bro) is incredibly cute and has no problem informing him that they're married in the future. Younger Airplane Bro is trying to figure what the fuck is happening, but he's having trouble thinking over the sound of how MBJ only became hotter: MBJ didn't get much taller, but he did get wider, heavier, more muscular, and hairier. Holy shit. Older MBJ doesn't even have any problems passionately kissing Younger SQH just to prove that they're married. And he smiles! He's so gentle and communicative! Comparatively!
("Luo Binghe is the Demon Emperor in my time," Older MBJ says. "Ah? Who's Luo Binghe?" Younger Airplane Bro lies very badly. "Hmmm, so you did know," Older MBJ says, and then makes some comment about LBH's husband that makes Younger SQH go, "HIS WHAT NOW?!")
Younger MBJ is trying to be cool, not really confused or scared, and Older SQH spoils him rotten by showing off the home that they're made together and how well the palace works to serve and defend MBJ. Linguang-Jun can't show up here because SQH will light him on fire if he shows his face. Younger MBJ doesn't even really like his SQH yet and is also struggling with how good Older SQH looks: a little taller, broader, relaxed and easygoing, answering all of his questions and explaining important things to him, dressed like a beloved demon lord's spouse, efficiently ordering everyone around. "Call me Gege," Older Shang Qinghua said with a wink, and it went straight to Younger MBJ's defenseless heart; he is developing new kinks immediately. Help him.
In the end, after a few days at most, they manage to switch Older and Younger MBJ back without too much issue. Older SQH is a little annoyed that his husband kissed an alternate timeline version of himself, but mostly because he sure would have liked that experience when he was only a disciple! Okay, SQH may have pet Younger MBJ's head and pinched his cheeks and hugged him and brushed his hair a little and shamelessly lavished him with good examples of human affection, but it's not the same!!!
Younger MBJ and Younger SQH in the alternate timeline are left in SQH's tiny head disciple house, completely flustered, sitting next to each other and barely able to look at each other. What. The. Fuck. Eventually, Shang Qinghua manages to say, "Uh, do you want to make out?" at the same time that Mobei-Jun says, "We should get married as soon as possible. Tomorrow."
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awful aggressive nerd flirting
#ty pio for the brony shirt idea and bell for the sailor moon shirt even tho you CANT SEE THEM F#awful femcel cumplane#cumplane#rule 63#t4t#or cis whatever you want#genderswap#airplane shooting towards the sky#peerless cucumber#svsss#scum villain#shen qingqiu#fem!shen qingqiu#shen yuan#shang qinghua#fem!shang qinghua
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i present to you for your consideration: luo binghe and sha hualing as roommates. also they're both going to be late to their respective dates
#why haven't they moved out and gotten their own apt even tho they can afford it you may ask?#they both refuse to because they'd cry when they said goodbye to the other (even if they saw each other weekly)#the sibling bond is real folks#also for binghe being late is like. not being 30 mins early to impress shen yuan#scum villain self saving system#svsss#svsss fanart#luo binghe#sha hualing#mxtx#人渣反派自救系统#next bingqiu when im done w comms babey#ALSO DO NOT COME FOR ME FOR BINGHES OUTFIT OKAY my stupid ass is scrolling all day on pinterest for ideas and coming up empty
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