Jesper: nice, Wylan! high five!
Wylan: 'high fives'
Wylan: 'intertwines fingers'
Jesper: what-
Wylan: I love you
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Imagine the Cannibal Vaggie AU version of the Vaggie/Lute fight. Lute doesn't lose her arm from getting pinned under rubble. She has Vaggie pinned when Susan suddenly rips her arm off with her teeth. "Get away from my grand daughter, you bitch!"
AWWW~ (original au credit to @sunsetcougar)
Vaggie: "Abuela, don't eat that. You don't know where it's been."
Susan: "...heaven?"
Vaggie: "Yeah and that place sucks. She probably tastes like cheap rainbow sprinkles and internalized homophobia."
Susan: "BLEH."
Lute: "THE ONLY THING I'VE INTERNALIZED IS HOW IM GOING TO KILL Y-"
Susan: "Don't interrupt me an' my granddaughter!" (smacks lute with lute's own arm) "Now where were we."
Vaggie: "Not eating the arm. Throwing it in the trash where she belongs."
Lute: “TRASH? HA! YOU SHOULD’VE STAYED BY THE DUMPSTER WHERE I LEFT Y-” (smack) “Ow!”
Susan: (sighs) "If you say so, sweatmeats... unless..."
Susan: (offering the arm) "Enemies are an essential part of a young woman's diet. Are you sure-"
Vaggie: (GROANING) "We've been OVER this...!"
Susan: "Just a tASTE!"
Vaggie: "Gran, I am NOT a cannibal! I'm never gonna BE a cannibal!"
Susan: "How d'you know that if you've never TRIED IT!"
Rosie, in the distance: "Don't pressure her please, Susan~ She's allowed to make her own life choices~!"
Susan: "IS SHE YOUR ADOPTED GRANDDAUGHTER OR IS SHE MINE? EH?? WHO'S GRANDKID IS SHE ROSIE? WHO'S GRANDKID??"
Vaggie: "oh for fucks- Look, if I ever try it someday it's NOT gonna be with LUTE."
Lute: "OH AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR A FAILURE LIKE YOU TO EVEN EAT? IS THAT IT!?"
Charlie: "Is, uh, everything going okay over there Vaggie?"
Vaggie: "Fine babe. Family stuff."
Susan: "Charlie you need to get off you royal furry goat butt and help your girlfriend get an actual balanced diet. Metaphorical eat outs are not enough for a young lady.”
Vaggie: “GRAN!!!”
Charlie: “Aahaha… I’m kinda busy getting beat up at the moment, but I’ll check in with her later ok!”
Susan: “Good.” (casually tosses lute’s arm) “I like her.”
Vaggie: (dying) “I hate my life.”
Lute: “GOOD.”
Vaggie: “Not because of you.”
Lute: “DAMNIT"
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i know this panels been posted like a million times already but if theres any reason to read the reigen spinoff please let it be this
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what we did wasn't a mistake
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For hazbin hotel au: what if alastor arrives at young age? Let say an incident which both he and his ma die at same time but because of his heritage, he got sent to hell, forced to survive in the streets until he meet Charlie and the rest of the hotel residents. How do you think will happen if he meet Lucifer?
Oh, so an AU of the AU? Sounds fun! Let me think...
Well, my first thought is that Alastor's demon form would be fairly different, since it's so closely tied into the manner in which he died. Buuuuut... I really like him as a deer demon, so I'm going to handwave that away. I'm also going to have him keep his powers associated with radio, despite him not yet having become a radio host, with the justification that listening to the radio shows together with Nicaise and making her laugh by perfectly imitating the radio man's accent were such fond memories for him they carried over to his demon form.
Ultimately, this version of Alastor still becomes the Radio Demon. But unlike the Alastor who died as an adult, nobody knows what the Radio Demon looks like. He's a mystery, known only for his radio broadcasts and striking down Overlords from the shadows. So when this little red kid with deer ears shows up on Charlie's doorstep introducing himself as the Radio Demon, she and Vaggie are understandably skeptical.
That skepticism dies when he blasts Sir Pentious's airship right out of the sky.
Alastor still brings in Niffty and Husk - two of the only people who know who the Radio Demon really is - still fixes up the building, and still acts as the facility manager. But everyone involved in the hotel keeps his identity a secret, at his request.
When Lucifer arrives at the hotel, he's in sheer disbelief that the hotel's manager is this tiny kid. Never mind Alastor frequently pointing out that he's around a hundred years old now. That doesn't really clarify anything for Lucifer who's several millennia old. He's less of a condescending jerkass to Alastor at first, seeing him as a kid, but Alastor doesn't take kindly to being treated like a child. So Alastor does what Alastor does and prods under Lucifer's armor. He starts throwing himself at Charlie, hanging off her arm, acting like a precocious kid and interrupting Lucifer's attempts to bond with her while shooting the King of Hell smug looks.
Charlie finds it a bit weird given Alastor usually acts more like an adult, but she does think it's kind of cute so she allows it. Lucifer is furious. He frequently refers to Alastor as, 'that damn brat,' and casually picks him up and teleports him to other rooms of the hotel for 'a time out' and generally treats Alastor like he's a nuisance, not a member of the hotel staff.
And then... Alastor's parentage comes out.
Lucifer is just as awkward with the childlike version of Alastor as he is with the version who died as an adult. That awkwardness just manifests differently. He keeps trying to make amends by treating Alastor as though he's an actual kid, lavishing him with gifts, inviting him on trips, so on and so forth. Alastor really doesn't think he should have to decline a trip to Lu Lu World more than once. Charlie tries to step in on his behalf, but she's not so great at dealing with Lucifer's awkwardness either.
One of the most insulting gifts is a pet, similar to Razzle and Dazzle, who is supposed to keep Alastor safe.
Alastor explodes.
He died when he was ten and he's been keeping himself safe ever since then, thank you very much! He was strong enough and clever enough to become one of the most feared Overlords in the Pentagram, all without ever showing his face once! And it's been over a hundred years since then! If Lucifer wanted to be his dad, he's about a century too late!
Unfortunately, one of the downsides of being stuck in a child's body is that sometimes his adult emotions are too big for it. All the anger and frustration comes out as tears, which only makes Alastor that much angrier. Lucifer tries to offer comfort, to pull Alastor into a hug, but Alastor melts into the shadows before Lucifer can even touch him.
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INGO AND SPICE MANWHORING IT AROUND HISUI??
WAIT.
No i has a sad thought.
Zoroarks can make themselves look human in illusions. What if ingo dies in his sleep, wakes up, freaks out and goes "aaaaa bad spice dream. Wake up" and like Nopes out of it so hard he illusions himself back to human form and the body away. So everything Looks fine. And ingo thinks it was a dream
But spice, who sleeps curled around ingo, sees it all. and spice knows.
and if it had been a year before, maybe even a month before, he'd be so happy to torment ingo with this, so happy to finally have a way to hurt him.
But he looks at his trainer's corpse and sees the same signs on his body, hypothermia. Ingo died in a cave in the winter because the only thing he had to keep him warm was the cold fur of a dead zoroark who couldn't be warm enough.
And of course, that's how every hisuian zoroark is born.
And ingo has been kind to him. And ingo has been warm. And ingo is so so desperate to get back to his family, his family who could keep him fed and warm and alive, unlike spice, who barely managed the first of those things.
So he gives ingo back his coat and hat and tells him he dropped them, and when ingo is asleep he takes the body away and buries it where nobody will find it. And nobody ever knows.
And he tries his best to make sure nothing breaks the illusion. If someone comes when he sleeps, spice just says ingo's out, the other zoroark here is just a relative. If someone tries to hurt ingo, he gets in the way. It's all he can do for the man.
Ingo forgets about the dream. Spice never forgets the grave.
AUGGHHHHHHHHHHH
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idk man, i'm at the point where i'm pretty over the concept of a disco sequel, or the disco elysium universe expanding in any way. like, i'm just happy with the main game (though if the book ever gets translated i'm def picking it up). and now with the news abt za/um dropping, i'm leaning harder towards not wanting a next game, bc if many of the original writers and studio members are gone, what are the chances these newbies can capture lightning in a bottle a second time? not good, methinks! i don't want a toothless, corporate cash grab with a revacholian paint job. if a sequel were to be made, i would want a quality game with the same level of writing and care, and it's looking more and more like that won't happen, so i'd rather not have a sequel at all.
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CHAPTER 17!!!!! HAPPY TFS TUESDAY!!!!!!!!
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spinoff
commissions | da tip jar
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I’m sorry!! Short hair Carol, crossbow, trying to find Daryl,riding Daryl’s bike, possibly blowing shit up along with“to find home is to find each other”🏹💀🖤
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Go Kojiro!!! I really hope this ends well for him
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just finished my bi annual reread of dragon of the yuyan and can confirm it continues to completely kick ass and is one of my fave fic series of all time. thank you for writing such a phenomenal au 💙
You're very welcome!
also....
guess what i'm almost done with 😏
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Just finished season one of BOFURI, and OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS
I love how even though Maple finds these crazy OP skills, it's not as if she's the only one who can acquire them. She's just better at finding them because she wanders off the beaten path and tries things that a normal player wouldn't, like laying down and getting hit by monsters to raise resistance or straight up trying to eat monsters. It's not like other people don't have skills like hers, the other top players also have some crazy skills too, which makes sense because they'd also be hunting around for skills, just in a different way. It's like Kirito's dual wielding in SAO, but EVERY player could possibly learn it as well as countless other busted skills, it's great XD
I also like how lax everyone is compared to how people acted in SAO, even in the other arcs like Alfheim or GGO where real life death isn't a threat. It's just a game, and while things can get a little heated during the fights there's nothing stopping Maple from trying to befriend her "enemies" after the fact. There's even characters like Mii, who seems like a charismatic leader who's always making great speeches, but it turns out they're actually just roleplaying! There's also the little text chats that you see every episode between Kuromu and his friends, where there's a mix of complaining about the balance issues of the game, cheering on Maple, and just laughing at the absurdity of it all.
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It's a new day and I still cannot stop thinking about that wesper scene!!!
I am trying to focus and carry on with the day but all I can think about is how in Jesper's nightmare/flashback which was essentially a sweet dream where he got to meet his mom again and she was so proudly telling him how Jesper was a natural and he would turn spoons into rings and coins into keys ... AND THEN JESPER USED A COIN TO MAKE THE KEY FOR WYLAN!!!!
Jesper is actually no longer hiding what makes him special. He is sitting with his lover in his bed and having a heart to heart and doing magical stuff 🥹
*twinkling sounds when Jesper makes the key*
And then the way Jesper is flustered when Wylan thought the key is a coat hook and started overthinking his sweet gesture (he is so me!) 🥺
Wylan saying “that is the kindest thing that anyone has ever done for me.” with his starry eyes filled with surprise, gratitude, hope and perhaps even love (?) 🥹🥹🥹🥹
They are so used to having their armour up but in that moment they are just fearlessly themselves and trusting each other with their vulnerability. I am going to actually cry now :'",,) <3
God I love them and their love so very much!!! 🥺💙💜💖🫶🏼
I wonder if one day Jesper would again turn a spoon into a ring. Only that time it would be the most beautiful ring to ever exist because it's literally crafted with love for someone just as lovely and beautiful 🥹
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