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fizzingwizard · 4 years

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Episode 6 was AWESOME. Finally it really and truly felt like Digimon Adventure!!

This episode plus the last one makes me eat my words of despair over the blandness of episode 4. I’m counting that one as just a miss. I’m hoping that it doesn’t bode for the tone they’ll take with all Sora episodes though. Sora’s easy to overlook because she’s already kind, brave, and responsible - the main things the other kids need to work on. Still she never bored me in old Adventure. I only ever wanted more of her and that was my hope for 2020 Sora. Her intro episode wasn’t a great start, but guess what, she got to be pretty darn cool in this episode, and overall the tone of this ep was such an improvement on ep 4 that I’m back to thinking we will absolutely get a modern, cool girl Sora who rocks her spotlight episodes in the future. Pray with me friends.

By the way we finally got some decent animation in this episode. So I took gratuitous Taichi pics and I’ll post a couple to start us off bahahaha

Okay, so this was the much-awaited MIMI episode. Heck yeah. It’s called “The Targeted Kingdom.” Who is the queen of the kingdom, I’ll give you three guesses, eh what’s that Mimi? like WOW you got it on the first try!

More below!!

^ So I’m not quite sure what’s going on here. I think Sora is standing on Taichi’s back and Piyomon is helping lift her (them?) up into the trees so Sora can look around? They are trying to find the way to the ocean. This seems like the most awkward way possible to go about it but you do you kiddo...

See, Adventure Taichi would be making jokes while this is happening. 2020 Taichi is thinking about The Big Picture, at least as much of it as he knows of. He’s turning into such a pensive type. Yamato’s gonna have to work hard to keep his lead brooder status.

Also I was thinking... there’s a few times in this ep, and more in others, where I feel like the animators don’t show us enough... Idk what to call it, movement? The fall out of actions? Like why don’t we see them climb into the tree? Why are we zoomed into so close when they fall out? Later during the big fight scene, there’s stuff going on that could definitely be shown in a clearer, and also cooler to watch, way. My theory of course is it’s all budget issues but what a bummer.

The kids’ first intro to the bottomless pit that is a Digimon’s stomach. They have no food (seriously? in that pack of emergency supplies Sora brought by pure happenstance there is NO food??) so they go... steal some. But they don’t know they’re stealing.

Not that SHE cares.

Mimi: Bahaha... you’ve fallen into my trap! *cutest maniacal laugh ever*

^The trap

There is another trap that comes later in the ep and I’ll just say here. It’s some Jessie & James level shit. Way to go Meems!

ugh soooo cuuuute I want twenty

Introducing... Queen Mimi! Yes, Queen. They’ve upgraded her!

Honestly, I love how she’s introduced as royalty, but she’s dressed as a cowgirl. No one would ever ask Mimi to pick just one theme. Like her kimchi fried rice with whipped cream and strawberries, Mimi is not afraid to mix genres!

Like I said, the animation in this ep is a cut above what’s it been recently, which is a relief. And everyone’s appearance is so much like Adventure that I wonder why they changed anything xD But I’m just so grateful everyone kept their unique eyes. It was the one thing I missed in the animation of Tri, even though I wouldn’t have wanted high school kids to have baby eyes. But the eyes really highlighted each character’s individuality. Glad that’s still a thing even if not every animator pays attention to it.

Taichi & Sora: Were those your fruit trees? Uhh sorry? My Digimon was close to death and we were starving...

Mimi: You will starve again unless you learn the meaning of the law!

that’s a little les mis interlude for ya youre welcome

So Mimi arrived in the digital world, separated from the others, and immediately became Queen of the Tanemon. I SENSE A TREND.

Mimi doesn’t come across as ditzy and selfish as she did in early Adventure. I am not sure if that side of her’s been erased in favor of simply making her reluctant to fight because she’s soft-hearted, or if we’ll see her self-centeredness appear later on. I hope so. Right now the 2020 story is very focused on the plot and not on the children’s growth, which is a huge departure from Adventure, but I don’t think it will remain that way. I hope not at least. But I do think it’s possible that they’ll rewrite Mimi to be a bit less self-centered and/or airheady, and I’m not exactly against that. After all, post-Adventure Mimi showed her cool side more when she was willful or opinionated, and I’m on board with more of that in the 2020 show too. A better balance would definitely be a good thing in Mimi’s case.

She kind of made me think of Sailor Moon in this episode, lol

GASP! We are all Chosen Children! Mimi immediately says NOOO WAY i’m queen of the Tanemon!! But not because the Tanemon are catering to her every whim (they’re not, as far as I can tell! Though they did make her a throne!). Because she honestly feels a responsibility to look after them. Again, pretty different from old Adventure.

Pocket Koushirou returns and Taichi tries to absorb him into his brain!!

Taichi: *grunting* HNNNNGGGG!! Give me me your curiosity!!!

Koushirou: Are you Vademon!?!?!

Koushirou shows video footage from the human world that shows the effect the power outage is having. Though it’s not a complete blackout yet, some places like hospitals have already lost power and are in trouble.

Mimi sees her grandfather, the president of Tachikawa Industries, on the TV helping people in trouble. VERY DIFFERENT. VERY COOL. I approve

Koushirou also points out that there is INDEED a time lapse between the human and digital worlds. I’m not exactly sure how different the time lapse is from old Adventure. At first, I thought it was much smaller, but thinking about it... given how slow the video from the human world was moving, it might be sizable. But I don’t think it’s as big as old Adventure. At any rate, Taichi and Sora figure out this means Mimi was on her own with Palmon and the Tanemon village for longer than they realized.

Also makes me wonder just how much time Yamato’s spent in the digital world...

Mimi feels torn between wanting to help her grandfather and needed to protect the Tanemon village! Naturally Taichi suggests they work together!

And a Tanemon rudely kicks him in the face!! Just kidding. But it was too cute not to cap

Mimi brings the waterworks like three or four times this episode.

Mimi: Alright! You work for me now!

Taichi: ...??? Okay I guess????

Yes, Princess or Queen, Mimi is still Mimi <3

So they join up and uhh... get ready for war I guess??

I MEAN HOW CUTE IS THAT

So this is the second Team Rocket trap, a giant hole in the ground. How did they dig it? How did the build that raft two eps ago?? Inquiring minds want to know

Greymon is surprisingly limber for a chubby dinosaur.

Taichi does what he does best in battle scenes: stand in immediate danger and look up a dinosaur’s bum.

OGREMON MAKES HIS BIG APPEARANCE IN A MIMI EP. I totally called it last week. Okay, technically he already appeared in episode 5... but we barely saw him okay! He uses Soundbirdmon (who may indeed not be sentient?) to mind-control other Digimon to find and apparently kill?? the children. Ogremon honestly sounds kind of mind-controlled himself but not sure. If he is, it’s a different kind of control. He may just talk like that because he’s an ogre and not very articulate...

I guess I capped this because CUTE CUTE CUTE

So speaking of rushing into immediate danger... Not only is Sora right in the middle of the right, she’s HANGING OFF BIRDRAMON’S LEG. This show is SO not promoting child safety hahahhahaha

Cute Taichi. Cuter still - Taichi and Sora tag teaming it. PLEEEEEASE give me more of this!! I want nothing more than for Sora to join Taichi and Yamato as a heavy-hitter. I always headcanoned her that way growing up. Let Sora kick ass 2020!!

^Palmon’s method of rescuing Mimi... effective, yet questionable

Capped because Cute.

Sora and Birdramon take down the blue bird digimon (sorry... forgot its name... will likely forget the name of every other Digimon not from old Adventure as well. i am a senior citizen). Taichi cheers for them and says “You nabbed the best bit from me!” SO CUTE. Come on, they are the best team!!

Meanwhile, Palmon: *screams bloody murder*

Mimi: Palmon! Noooo!

Episode 6: Palmon friggin DIES

I mean she is like glitching in and out. So it totally FIGURES it would be a Mimi ep that tells us “yeah kids we’re not Pokemon!” I mean. Keep watching...

Mimi recalls being all alone in a strange world when she meets Palmon. Btw they totally revamped the Pyokomon Village for this Tanemon village, I dig.

EVOLUUUUUTION!!

Boxing!!! Cactus!!! Eat this Precure!!!!

While Togemon takes out Drimogemon, Greymon rushes in to protect the kids from Ogremon...

... AND FREAKING SAWS HIS HORN OFF.

Like I said. THIS AIN’T POKEMON, KIDS.

Isn’t this actually darker than old Adventure? I mean I guess at least no one dies (I think? uhh...) and I suppose that’s less dark... but sawing off body parts... Idk man... I’m down with it, I just don’t know that it’s any nicer than old Adventure... hahahaha

POW! Err, Drimogemon’s drill ain’t looking too good either...

More waterworks as Mimi tells Palmon she loves her, and Palmon says it right back. Foreshadowing for Mimi/Koushirou tiffs in the future!? It was lit last ep that Koushirou tried to say he loves his partner and choked on it. Something tells me these two are gonna butt heads again ;)

Ugggggghhhh so cute I can’t staaaaaaand ittttt

Mimi decides to go with Taichi and Sora and leave the Tanemon village, Idk, I guess they’ll be safe now??? at least they won’t be targeted for having a human child among them.

Also I like her leaf bag. The Tanemon totally made it for her.

We end with Ogremon gripping his broken horn and fricking sobbing. This... does not bode well.

I want to hug him

so cast your votes, who gets the first hurt/comfort scene with Ogremon? Will it be gentle chastisement from Mimi while she patches him up with stuff from Sora’s pack? Or will it be Jou and the toilet paper you know he brought even if it makes no sense?!? hahahaha

I give this ep a 7/10 WELL DONE. That’s what a Digimon episode should be. Very close to VERY VERY GOOD.

I missed the trailer for next week so have more gratuitous Taichis instead.

#digimon adventure 2020 #digimon psi #psi spoilers #fizz watches digimon 2020

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oikaw-ugh · 4 years

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HI BABE I SAW YOUR POST FOR FUJITA AND OMG I WANT TO KNOW THE REST TOOOOOO OK NEXT NUMBER IS NUMBER 2 >:) HIT ME

HSJSJSISJSIAKAKA I'M GRINNING RIGHT NOW I FEEL LIKE I'M SUCH A NERD FR HUHUHUHU

Also, halo, Pilar! @ineedselfcontrol-helpme BKSSJSJ I'M GLAD YOU ARE INTERESTED OF MY OCs too 🥺

Number 2: JUNKO

Full name

Arai Junko (Breath of Darkness)

Preferred name/nickname

Junko

Generally referred to as

The feminist HAHAHHAHAHA

Warning: mention of abuse

Appearance

Sex: Female

Height: 5'2"

Weight: Somewhere around 50-60 kilos hehe

Build: She's not fat, she's not thin either. Just right :')

Hair: She used to have a long silky hair that reaches up to her waist (like Fujita's) but she hated how men like her hair so she cut it into uneven layers and ties her hair now.

Skin: She has smooth and pale skin tone but ever since she became a slayer, her complexion became fair with all the sunlight.

Eyes: Her eyes are deep brown in color. Fujita used to mock her for being 'alive but dead' with how dull-looking her eyes are.

Mouth: Not too thin but not too full.

Hands: They are slim and long. A fact she likes because it is like her sister's.

Feet: Average

Scars: She got two lashes on her cheeks from her sister's abusive husband.

Other features: None.

Noteable features: Whenever she unties her hair, Fujita is in awe with how beautiful Junko actually looks with her hair down.

Voice

Accent: None

Verbal Ticks: None

Language: Let’s assume they speak Nihonggo.

Articulation: She kind of share the same vocabulary with Fujita as she also came from a wealthy family.

Laughter: Her voice is surprisingly low so whenever she laughed, everyone gets scared as it feels like listening to a huge man laugh.

Grump: She mutters under heart breath whenever she sees or hears something so sexist.

Breathing: She makes this cute 'Mmm' when responding to question. She mumbles most of the time which creeps Fujita.

Mannerism

Face: She always has this (o_o) face all the time and it sometimes creeps people who personally don't know her. Good thing Maria is always there to reassure everyone that that's just how Junko looks. She also space out a lot, too.

Hands: She likes to play with her fingers when she's spacing out.

Legs/Feet: She likes to tap them relentlessly on the floor as if she's anxious.

Habits: She always run her fingers on her hair. She checks whether if it's already too long for her liking.

Posture: Kind of slouching. She used to be as poised as Fujita but she learned that men like delicate women so no.

Walking posture: She walks delicately, though.

Sitting posture: She slouches which ticks Fujita off but she couldn't care less.

Personal space: She's fine. She can handle hugs or people who are close to her AS LONG AS THEY ARE NOT A DUDE. I'm sorry. She just hates them.

Spacial awareness: She doesn't like bothering people so she's very wary of her surroundings yk what I mean?

Personal

Introvert/Extrovert: An introvert. Even when she still stays with his father, she's mostly quiet and her only friend was her sister.

Optimist/Pessimist: In between? She's kind of hopeful since she's with her friends but also pessimist as she fears things might not go according to what she'd hope.

Gender: Female

Sexuality: She's straight. But that does not mean she's interested with men.

Romantic: She's never been in love and I think will never be. Oh wait, she's in love with her niece ✨

Memory: SHE HAS A SHARP MEMORY. That would explain her hatred towards men.

Planning: In her most private daydreams, she planned on settling down with Amida, Fujita, and Maria if they all decide to retire.

Pensive: She doesn't regret anything that she's done. But if it's something about her friends, she'd overthink of it.

Intuition: She knows she's good at making decisions. If she isn't, she wouldn't be with her friends.

Goals: To keep her friends and her sister and her niece safe.

Insecurities: None. It used to be her scars but she realized that would kind of scare men away so she loves it.

Achievements: She's been told her whole life she'd only be successful if she settles down with a successful man. Her achievement was when she was able to stand up against her sister's abusive husband.

Anxiety: She hates men but truth to be told, their stares still make her anxious

Overwhelmed: When she visited her pregnant sister only to see her mistreated and in a poor condition.

Self-help: When she has internal conflicts, she thoroughly thinks of it. If it's too overwhelming for her, she asks for Maria, Fujita, and Amida's opinion because their different viewpoints gives her a clearer picture.

Comforts: Her sister's cooking, Maria's cooking, Fujita's 'funny' remarks and Amida actually rebutting against Fujita.

Philosophy: Men are trash.

Triggers: Men

The Past

Parents/Guardians: Her mother died even before she could open her eyes so she and her sister lived together with their sexist father. He has always told them that they would only be successful if they get to marry a successful man.

Her sister is her only friend. She learned kindness and gentleness from her sister. When her sister was bound to marry someone she didn't knew, her sister suggested the two of them run away. In the end, this suggestion wasn't pushed because her sister was afraid of their father.

School: No. But she was pampered well by her household.

Adolescence: She had the greatest adolescence! She actually grew very pretty! Hence, why men are all over her.

Leaving home: Was meaningful to her. It meant that she finally is able to stand up against her father. Leaving home was like freedom.

Further education:

Life events: When she didn't receive letters from her sister after her marriage, she grew worried and decided to visit her, only to see her wounded physically and pregnant. This got her fuming mad and she lashed out against her brother-in-law. He was drunk and was trying to violate her but she fought back, making her brother-in-law angry, breaking the bottle of alcohol just so he could hit her face, giving her scars.

Junko grew angrier with what he has done (WHO WOULDN'T THO WHEN YOU JUST WOUNDED THEM EYE-) He was about to go near her once again when Maria, who was on her way to another mission, heard of the commotion outside.

Worst day of their life: When she gave her brother-in-law the chance to hurt her and her sister and when she did not stand up against her father regarding her sister's marriage.

Lessons: Men are not to be trusted and she is not an object.

The Relationships

Family: The moment she left her household, her father is no longer part of her family. The only ones she considers as family are her sister and her baby, Amida, Fujita, and Maria.

As for Amida, at first she hated him. But when she knew of what happened to him, she kind of relaxed and accepted him.

Friendships: She's basically a loner her entire life and her only friends are her sister, Fujita, Maria, and Amida.

Friends in need: She'd be willing to help them. Be it as little as Fujita looking for her shoe or Maria chopping the firewood.

Annoyance: When in an argument, she's usually composed. But when you say something that offends her (like, this is why women should...), she'd actually scream at you.

Romance: She dislikes the thought. She hates the thought of being tied down with a man. Though if this man actually drinks his respect juice, she might - might - accept him

Marital problems: She was almost bound to marry someone.

Adversaries: -

Enemies: Men. And demons.

Strangers: She's gentle as long as you are not a dude.

Fun stuff: She loves visiting her sister along with her baby! She also likes it when she and the gang are on a stand by and they're just having fun.

Dating: None

Best friend: Amida, Maria, and Fujita

Love: Her friends, her sister and her niece.

Respect: She respects her friends, her sister, and women in general.

Interactions

Mingling: At first, people are wary of her. But if they get to know her, they'd grow fond of her because she's a sweet bean! (That is if you're not a guy)

Comfort levels: She's comfortable talking to women but men? She's out.

Physical: She low key likes it when Maria or her sister caress her hair. Exclude Fujita, though. That bitch does not even know how to gently pat your head.

Group: She's fine with mingling in groups as long as you're not a guy

Jealous: She's jealous of no one.

Temper: LONG. How did you think she survived her father if she didn't have one?

Empathy: She emphatize to those who are wounded. So when she learned about Amida's state before becoming a slayer, she grew soft.

Affectionate: Lowkey motherly-like. She'd ask if you are hurt, or are you hungry or thirsty. She'd listen to you ramble and she wouldn't mind you wasting her time.

Distaste: When she hates someone, she'd tell it straight to their face since she hates beating around the bush.

Responsibility: She feels like it's her responsibility to keep her sister and her friends safe.

Self-esteem: Normal. Not too high to the point she's arrogant but not too low to the point she'd shy away. But if we're talking about Junko who was still living with her father, she has a very low esteem.

Honesty: She's very honest to her friends and sister. Unlike Fujita, she wouldn't hesitate telling her deepest secrets to Maria. But on Amida's case, it took a while for her to relax around him and to befriend him.

Leader or follower: A follower. She follows wherever her friends are.

Praise: She hates praises. It reminds her of the feeling of how men aggressively praised her from the past because of her beauty. Praises make her feel like she's an object.

Criticism: She accepts them and she works on them.

Insults: She takes them lightly but if it came from a man, please prepare your ass for her breathing form.

Embarrassment: She's embarassed when she's seen doing something out of character. Like, when Fujita caught her trying to plant, she blushed as if it was taboo for her to plant.

Flirting: No. :)

Attention span: She's very attentive when it comes to her friends and sister. She remembers the smallest detail and she never forgets the things her friends tell her no matter how random they could be.

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I know no one asked but I have 4 OCs from Demon Slayer universe and I'd love to create this with them but I'm confused on which OC do I make one first.

So pick a number between 1 and 4 :) (2 and 4 are out-)

#demon slayer imagines #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer oc #kimetsu no yaiba oc #kimetsu no yaiba art #kimetsu no yaiba fanart #kny oc #kny fanart #kny art #demon slayer fanart #demon slayer art #leia's ocs #leia does art

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harleenfleck · 4 years

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My two weird dreams (?

💖My clownies, I’m really bored for the quarantine, so I'm going to tell you about two weird dreams I've had, and how these were related to each other in a special way, like a movie and sequel HAHHAHA sorry for grammatical or language errors.

First dream: I dreamed my family decided to put me in a psychiatric hospital, just because my uncle said I was crazy. Everything felt real, I even remember when the nurses took me by the arms and I screaming like a crazy bitch (Maybe that's why I was hospitalized, ha!), looked like scenes from "Detention" by Melanie Martinez hahahHAHAHA

So, I spent many hours crying in my white room, until I was taken out of the room because the "recess time" came and I was taken to a playground. Well, the playground had games, tables and a coffee shop. I thought “Why the fuck is a coffee shop here? It's a psychiatric hospital, No mamen". I stopped judging and I started socializing. In less than 30 minutes I befriended with 4 people, and guess who was one of those 4 people?

Yas, my cute baby Artie!!!!! 💖

And another one of my friends in the psychiatric was Loki! Yes the stepbro of Thor! and the rest I just remember they were two girls, but I don't remember their names or their faces (I imagine them like Henrietta of Bojack Horseman with her striped face hahah)

All right, all nice, we made a nice friendship with each other, we were the most united crew in the psychiatric hospital. But we noticed that our friendship made other patients angry. It was so much their displeasure that they decided to kill us! D:

I yelled at the guards:"SAVE US!" But they said: "No, you did bad things, you deserve it" and I said: “What the fuck? We're not in a jail, we're in a hospital”.

All we could do was escape from the hospital, but before that, the patients managed to kill Loki and one of the girls :(

In patient uniforms, Arthur, the other girl and I walked for the streets, it was made dark and we got to a taquería HAHAHAHA Don't judge me, was a dream! We ate pork taquitos (Tacos de Carnitas, yamyamyam delicious)

And here the strangest thing about the dream happened: While eating tacos I felt I was going to wake up, so I got up from the table, left to Artie money (Don't ask me where I got money) and I said to Artie and the girl: “I'm going to wake up, I'm going to demand my family for locking me in the psychiatric hospital. Here, I leave you my money for the tacos, please take care of ourselves, I love you so much, my buddies”

And I wake up :0

The second dream: The truth is I don't remember much of the second dream, I just remember I was walking down the street and in the distance I saw Arthur. I yelled at him, "ARTIEEEE", he turned and recognized me! I ran to him and we hugged a lot! I felt Artie so warm and soft, I fell in love with him in that dream.

He told me he was going to work but we could stay and talk. So, we talked for a long time about a lot of things, he asked me if at least I hit my uncle who caused me to be locked up in the hospital and I said no, sorry Artie hahaha

I asked him what happened to the other girl who escaped along with us and suddenly his happy face became sad :( he told me that her family locked her up again and on that occasion the patients killed her :( I felt so sad, they killed my crazy friend of my dreams! :(

He said something like, "At my work they're protecting me from going back to the hospital, you should come with me, so they can protect you too." 😭😭😭 my baby wanted to protect me. I said something like “Yes, let’s go darling, I want to talk everything that happens to me in real life”

And my alarm woke me up :(

Now that I'm done describing my two crazy dreams, I'm wondering if tonight I'm going to meet Artie again in my dreams :( If it happens, this time I'm going to tell him everything that happens in our world

And I guess that's it!

What is the moral of the fable?: Who needs drugs when crazy dreams exist?

#I swear I didn't use any kind of drugs haha #Just Imagination #I still feel sad for my crazy friend :'(#But I'm happy cause I hugged my Artie #Hope I dream with him again :(

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rqs902 · 5 years

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qcyn ep 10 aka an episode that really made me happy!! but also really made me miss season 1..........

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG WU CHENGZE AND CHEN SIJIAN AND XU FANGZHOU OMGOMGOMG IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM!!!!!! OMGOMGOMG THAT BOTTOM ROW AHHHH I WAS SO SURE THAT CHENGZE WASNT GONNA MAKE IT BUT OMGOMOGMOG YESSS AND THANK GOODNESS SIJIAN OMGGGG YESSSHSHSHS AHHHHHH

phew thank goodness lin mo made it tho, now i feel like there’s not much left for me to do cept wait for this show to end bc im pretty sure thats as far as he’ll get, and im so so relieved he made it to the top 20 thats all i was asking for, i just wanted him to be able to participate in every stage. so now im just excited for when he gets out what mr tyger will do!

man iqiyi really skipping even 14-19 man.....

wowowowow long lost xixi spirit of the knght footage that we never got to see T__T

LOOOOL LONGHAN THE POOR CHILD HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HIS INTERACTIONS WITH YIXING ARE GOLD

awwwww huaiwei’s feeble “are yall not gonna clap” was so sad... but also i was kinda expecting his fall with the 2 vote restriction bc huaiwei is hilariously fun and everyone likes him, but hes not as much bias material.... lol shi zhan awkwardly stuck between two crying people lol

HAHAHAHHA CHEN SIJIAN ‘why cant we just talk to each other’s face to face’ HAHHAHAHA I LOVE HIM 一點都不說唱 HAHAHHAAH

lol zhenning exposing shi mingze is the content im here for! mingming is the cutest bub omg

LOL WTF IS THIS THIS EDITING IS SO EXTRA HAAHAH

wow a rare zhan yu teardrop mole sighting!!

lol how much u wanna bet it was rigged that the first one was for wenhan from yangyang

aw huaiwei and yueyue....... ok but is he really telling them that they shouldnt go to the hospital if they get third degree burns?? bc as a future healthcare professional im gonna to strongly disagree on that one........ please take care of yourselves and your health first.........

HAHAHHAA I LOVE XIXI AND JUNJIE’S FRIENDSHIP HAHAHAH the fact that sijian was like “lol its junjie” as soon as xixi got called out ....oh my goodness this is the sweetest thing oh my goodness

aw zhenning being so caring towards wang zhe.... but luckily wang zhe did really well in maze :)

i hope we get to see more of these letters in the extra clips.... im waiting for jia yi’s letter to lin mo ;_; i see that mr tyger group hug ahhh also was that lin mo that wenxuan was hugging at the end bc their friendship is really aw too

OH MY GOODNESS IS THAT SUN ZELIN IN A CF/?!?!?!! OMGGGGG MY CHILDDD HAHAHHAHAH OMGGGGG YESSSSS CHEN SIJIAN TOO!!!! WOWWOWOOW AMAZING!!

aw junjie looking for happy for his friends even tho he likely wont make it this round.....

aw shi mingze and zhenning aww look at zhenning rising to the top, he really became people’s one pick after retreat huh hahaha

man this might sound kinda mean (im really not trying to be) but what are the chances jia yi will keep falling and fall out of top 9 so mr tyger can continue as 5.... LOL im sorry i love the child but tbh i dont think being in top 9 will be worth his time as much as being reunited with his favorite geges......

aw poor mingming so nervous.... reminds me of quanzhe from last season that one time iqiyi kept panning to him during elims....

i wonder why there’s a bunch of them missing from the special class / the charity activity this time..... are they all in the hospital again???? like lin mo, jia yi, wenhan.... would zhan yu be with them to watch over lin mo and jia yi?

lol why does bo yuan know the maze choreo, did he learn it in like 30 seconds?? gu landi with his saxophone!!!!!!!!!!!

ok can we pls talk about how ymm is in such disbelief that he went up so much?? i really hope this helps him gain more confidence....... AND OMG HIS SMILEEE

omg chen youwei bringing up yi xiao.... aw this just makes me think of when youwei kept chanting jin fan’s name during the first elims.... and now wang yi and li yuzhi are left watching from below..... omgosh wu chengze is crying so hard.... do you think its bc his bff sun zelin ranked beside him last time but this time..... he’s not gonna be able to continue with him? (omg im just thinking about how sun zelin talked about chengze high-fiving him and going out of his way to wish him good night every night before bed... their friendship is...... so important......) honestly im gonna miss sun zelin and his silly humor and his adorable personality... he recognized he wasnt as skilled but he still tried really hard and dreamed big and im proud of how far he made it!

wait i have a question, if ymm has this many solo stans then who else were they voting for with their second vote if not wen yechen??? MINGMING’S SMILE IS THE MOST PRECIOUS OH MY GOODNESS omg cutting to a crying shi mingze their friendship is so important MINGMING YOU DESERVE THIS

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA YAO MINGMING KEEPING IT REAL HAHAHHAHAHAA SO REAL IM CRYING HAHAHAHAHAHA BO YUAN’S FACE HAHAHA AND THEN YIXING HAHAHHA

wow waiting for them to announce who ranked #1 is just as suspenseful as it was on “all for one” -- aka not suspenseful at all........... ITS WENHAN OK WE GET IT NO ONE THINKS ITS GUAN YUE IM SORRY

lol i just looked up bo yuan’s birthday and hes like 9 months older than lin mo but now that hes eliminated does this make lin mo the oldest trainee on the show.....

omgosh im gonna miss the sound of feng junjie’s voice screaming

omgosh zhan yu helping lin mo lift his box out aw!! aw zhan yu and jia yi working together.... aww them all working together

aw zhenning and shi zhan friendship!!!! LOL THIS IS SO CRINGE HAHAHHAHAHA wow i just realized the S symbol reminds me of a sadder looking yoyo class symbol from “all for one” lolololl

ooo at least we’ll get another junjie ep of YAA!!!! and sun zelin too!!! SHI MINGZE YOYO POWERS/??!!? omg reminds me of bi wenjun ;_; i miss our yoyo prince ;_; omg they reused the puffy suits from last season LOOOLLLL wait but im sorry xixi i cant look at that colorful one without thinking of lou zibo ahhhhhhhhh I MISS ZIBO TOO and qian zhenghao in the tiny alien one omg that was such a iconic moment!!!!! and qin fen in the overblown monster one ahhhh I MISS SEASON ONE IM SORRY I FEEL LIKE ITS LATE ENOUGH IN THIS SEASON THAT I CAN SAY THIS WITHOUT FEELING LIKE IM BEING BIASED BUT SEASON ONE WAS BETTER ---- but i still love many of the kids from this season, its not their fault this season has just been generally more frustrating and less focused on all of their friendships. but season one just seemed generally more enjoyable, fun and lighthearted, yet emotional in a positive manner

LOL theyre all so obviously reading off a script this is pretty funny WHY IS HANYU SO CREEPY HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

FENG JUNJIE 28 NOOOOO ahhh i thought shi mingze would make it too........ man wang yi 38?? i thought he’d be higher.... man chen sijian’s literally the only rap line trainee left wtf............ wow wang jiayi really dropped so much throughout this show....

wait i wanna hear the full version of shi mingze’s speech, i feel like he mightve said more about his friendship with mingming... i guess now that i think about it, mingze having ranked rather high last time was rather impressive considering iqiyi hasnt given him much time to shine......

ooof ok im kinda hoping 20 will be gu landi or shao haofan bc their vocals really would’ve earned it. omgosh gu landi asking chen tao if he can sit next to him ahhhh so cute

im yao chi praying for gu landi... but i feel like its gonna be chen tao bc freaking wenhan’s “gwi ze” LOL

yep

not surprised

man the audience be sleeping on gu landi’s talent.....

omg this is my new favorite friendship omg gu landi is so supportive towards yao chi im crying....

lol they keep saying the top 9 is 換血 but literally i feel like the only new person is zhenning...????

OH MYGGODNESS DID THEY JSUST CALL FENG JUNJIE IM SSHAKINGN!!! MASD;ALSKD;LAKSD;LK;LS;AKLDK YEASSSSSSSS!!!!!SKJSALDKJSALKYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THANK YOU THANK YOU THAKN YOU OH MY GOODNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IM SO PSODKALSKDJLAKJDSLK DSALKJSALASD IM IN DISBELIEFASLDKJALK IM LITERALLY CRYING SO HARDR IGHT NWOWWWW AHHHH OMGOMOGMG THIS IS THE BEST NEWS IVE HEARD ALL DAY OMGGGJGGGGGAHHHHHHHHH THNAK GOODNESS AHHHHHHH LAKJSDLAKSDLKL HE CAN STAY WITH XIXI TILL THE END THANK GOODNESS OH MY GOODNESS IM SHAKINGG

hahhahahahhaha fjj: i didnt imagine i would be picked by the old men... yixing: i can tell :) LOOOOL JUNJIE YOUR FACEE HHAHHAHAHAHA

wow today is a such good day wow feng junjie made it wow im so grateful wow this is a great day wow life is great isnt it

ahhh im wu chengze chanting wu zelin sun zelin wu zelin sun zelin

aw lin mo and wenxuan are really so close....

just dont say wenhan LOL

lol the old men really like zhou shiyuan so im not surprised... he does deserve it tho!

oo good for haofan!

honestly they prob made sure the old men didnt pick yechen, zhan yu or bo yuan again... sadly..... but also sad they didnt notice gu landi....... omgosh look at zhan yu pumping his fists in the air even tho he knows its over... this is his “pretending to be mature gege” side, trying to appear positive for his bros... i wanna see lin mo and jia yi’s full thank you speeches and see if they mention his again T_T

WANG JIAYI TELLING HUAIWEI ITS OK TO NOT BE STRONG IS SO IMPORTANT. ahhh hes really a caring friend

oh gosh seeing the top 20 choosing their final songs makes me think back to last season and im getting freaking mack daddy flashbacks and im shuddering in fear LOL “ITS OKAY” WAS AND STILL IS THE SUPERIOR SONG IM SORRY ITS JUST A FACT

LOL THEY TEXT THEM!??! on the bright side, this just reminded me that top 35 will still get to be in ep 11 so yayyy we get another zhan yu stage!!!!!!

lol this earth ad is even more cringey.................. the ending credits.... i see lin yuzhi! and xixi got a cool shot :D im surprised lin mo didnt get any shots haha and that they didnt show mr tyger at all during the hugging portion at the end but oh well i guess.....

tbh this was a minimal lin mo exposure ep but its ok, im still grateful that he got a few random closeups (which is more than i can say for some of the others) and now that hes safely in top 20 i honestly think my work here is done LOL. there’s not much more lin mo fans can do for him. theyve gotten him onto all the stages and i dont think any amount of work will get him into top 9... and ive said before i dont even really want him in top 9 bc id rather he stay with mr tyger and help them stay relevant bc theyll need his help to do so, especially since jia yi will probably make top 9.

(from here is where i go into a rant about season 1 vs season 2.... LOL)

lets be honest, ranking 16 is too low for lin mo to make it lol....... last season the only kid who made top 9 who wasnt already in top 9 by ep 10 was yanjun... and yanjun had been on a steep upward trend leading up to the last ep (lin mo went from 17 to 16... theres minimal momentum there lol) and then bi wenjun going from 12 to 10 was the other surprise. xikan going from 18 to 13 was impressive, but he still wasnt one of the contenders for the 9th spot. i think at the end it was bu fan, qian zhenghao, bi wenjun and you zhangjing right? out of those 4, the lowest ranked in ep 10 was bi wenjun at 12..... so going from 16 up to 9 would be really really unlikely, unless lin mo somehow makes an even greater impression on the audience during the mentor collab stage than yanjun did last year.... which i think will be impossible bc literally the entire audience fell in love with yanjun during the “zero” performance in last season’s ep 11 lol it was crazyyyy.... but anyway i think ive reminisced about last season enough this rant.... can you tell i really miss it? honestly ive tried to stay as positive as i could throughout watching qcyn and i gave iqiyi the benefit of the doubt from the beginning that “oh maybe it just doesnt seem as great as the first season bc we havent gotten to know the kids yet, the show’s just started, we’ll learn to love it later” ---- but we’re on ep 10 now and i just.......... i still dont think i got to know the kids as well as i did last season and its not their fault, theyre not any less lovable kids (some of them i really like!!! more than some of the kids from last season!) but this season’s editing is really just disappointing. i really miss last season and it was honestly so much more enjoyable to watch..... i thought about this the other day, if lin mo had been eliminated during the last round, would i still be watching this show? and i thought about it and i honestly think i would... because i really like some of the other kids like mingming, junjie, xixi, jia yi, guan yue, chen sijian, etc. but i really dont think id be as eager to stay up to date with it. ive fallen behind on yaa and dont even look forward to watching fanafan anymore bc lin mo hasnt been on any of those (no, i dont count the yaa ep he literally only got 1 second of screentime in) these side shows are fun, but not as fun as fanafan from last season. they feature the same kids over and over again (literally yuehua trio was the ONLY kids on fanafan 2 weeks ago and then they were 1/3 of the ep last week too??? and hmm how come there are kids who have been on yaa multiple times yet there are also kids who have never been on it at all???? that’s just so unfair.....) without fanafan from last season, would you zhangjing have made it into top 9?? fanafan was the medium thru which he really showed us how hilarious and fun and lovable and sweet and sassy he was (whereas on the actual show he showed us his true, undeniable talent) and im just here wondering, if qcyn’s fanafan had featured ye ziming half as much as they had featured you zhangjing or his partner in crime yanjun (who both ended up making top 9), would he have at least made top 35? or how about chen sijian and wu zelin? or feng junjie?? or su yuhang?? where would they be now? why hasnt lin mo been on fanafan at all??? if given the chance, would people actually be appreciating zhan yu’s hilariously weird and crazy personality that we NEVER got to see?? sigh..........

OKAY WHERE ARE ALL THE EXTRA CLIPS IMMA FIND YALL

#rants #this one got to be wayyyyyy longer than i expected but.......... im overall just happy for __ and also just forever bitter at iqiyi #ppl who have followed me since season 1 may know that lu dinghao became my second bias because of fanafan #i cant reinforce enough how impprtant of an opportunity it is to be able to be on fanafan #i know the exact ep and moment on fanafan that dinghao and zhangjing became my favs and coincidentally yanjun was there too hmmm hahaha #yea every bit of screentime and every chance u get to show ur personality counts and makes a big difference esp early on in the show #when everyones still choosing their one picks

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wh6res · 3 years

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H O L Y. C R A P. I read the whole taeyong fic from your series. Allie come oooooon, this is freaking gold uGh aksjsjfjkgkg you had me dyiNgg

It was a rollercoaster of emotions!!! I mean i thought just like y/n at the beginning, ready to help and risk it all buT AHHHH I'm biting my hand to not spoil holy shiET I WANT TO SCREAAAAAM BECAUSE TAEYONG HAD ME TOO AND I WAS LIKE 😚❤️🥺 then like🤡🤡🤡 and 😵 but hoW, it's like an intense downfall you can't help but be involved- OMngGGg let me kiss your brain for this masterpiece, it's so fucked up i loved it so much🤯🤯🤯🤯 we stan a horror/ yandere writer queen 😔✌️

CHARLIE!!! HAHAHHAHAHA kiss my brain— okay—

you can scream at me in the messages if u like HAHAH not @ u being the ever considerate angel that you dont wanna spoil 😖 how cute huhu ALSO IH I AINT A QUEEN AHGDHSVDS YOU'RE THE QUEEN HERE

#im a sucker for manipulation #issa guilty pleasure in a guilty pleasure #idhehrb what tf did i just say—#all jokes aside #i love you charlie and ur cute lil supportive ass <3 #charlie 🤍#asks #serotonin boost #feedback!

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ja-lilith · 5 years

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I remember the first few nights of my lil niece in the house. She would exhaust herself screaming in the middle of the night.

Bro: isn't she cute when she be like thaT?

Me: *ErrOr 404: Cuteness Not Found*

*after few weeks and she sometimes does the same shit in the middle of the night*

Bro: *sleepless* Tumigil ka naaaaa! Ang ingay moooo!

Amara: aaAaaahhh!!!! Kyaaaaaa!!!!!! Waaaaaa!!!! aaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Bro: sTooooP!!!

Me: Amara u so cute when u be like that. 😏😂 HAHAHHAHAHA

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wd-cross-and-kittens-blog · 7 years

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hey guys this is my first book called UnderVerse

Chapter 1

Creator, Evan Scott

Friend and blogger, Matthew Hall

The wind howled and snow mixed with sleet and hail thundered down, two figures marched slowly through the snow, shivering in the cold. They stopped just short of a huge metal disk implanted on the ground. “Sans what is that” the taller of the two asked. His voice sounded noble but innocent as if he was a lord who didn’t know it. “Dunno Paps” said the shorter of the two. He had a rather deeper voice. He sounded not very innocent at all. Like someone who suffered alot in there lifetime. The disk began to split down the middle opening to reveal a blue vortex.

“Papyrus get back now”said Sans in a scared and nervous voice. The vortex pulsed with heat. As energy swirled papyrus yelled at Sans for tricking him and charged forward expecting to see a fire to warm him. He tripped and plowed into Sans as they fell into the vortex. They were skeletons. Both of them all their lives but only now did sans yell at the top of his lungs. “ paps you bone head”. “ sometimes i wish you weren't such a numb skull”! He chose the word choice specifically because he new Paps would be furious as he hates puns so naturally Sans was an expert. Another vortex like exit loomed above them. Boooooooooooommmmffff! They shot out of the portal like a cork shot out of a bottle. They both ran not looking back not taking in their surroundings.

A cabin stood alone in the woods. It was a small sort of thing, cozy windows small interior. Straw thatched roof with cobble walls. The interior consisted of a small kitchen a couch and a huge book shelf full of books, not to mention a beautiful laptop. A skeleton was snoring on the couch. He wore a blue hoodie that had grey on the inside of hood and on the outside shoulder . He wore shorts white basketball shoes and a large gold necklace with a bone engraved on a big axe blade made completely out of gold. Upon hearing the obnoxious roar the portal sounded he jumped to his feet in fright. Quickly realising what he had just heard he growled below his voice.”Error”! Running he burst out of the cottage and ran down the path to the portal. No one was there, upon closer inspection he saw footprints in the snow. He charged after them eye sockets went blank except for his right eye. A black hole formed therein side his right eye socket. One who had no idea who he is would think him a god, but the fury was plain in his eyes. He burst into a clearing summoning hundreds of bones from nothing huge skeletal beasts heads came up from the ground. The heads blasted huge beams of death. An onlooker might have seen the devil himself as a cute dog compared to the sight of the stranger. “Error” screamed the stranger in a deep voice of deathly fury. But seeing the two skeletons huddled up one crying fearfully on the ground his rampage ceased.” oh uh……… sorry kids I uh just thought you where er someone else. Uh you look pretty cold uh maybe i’ll make it up to you…. For er scarin you an all okay”. “Come here it's okay my cottage is just this way uh sorry again about scaring you and all”. The trapsed through the snow back to the strangers cottage, the walk was very awkward. When they got to the cottage Sans finally had his nerve back.” um hey do you by chance have a name?” the stranger considered this. “Yeah I do, my name is ……. People call me bones but that's not my name feel free to use it tho.” he stopped in front of the tiny cottage. A Gaster Blaster as he called them appeared in front of them. It looked bones in the right eye. When bones flashed the black hole the blaster disappeared and what appeared then was a huge mansion ten floors the length and width of the white house huge stone pillars, large iron wood doors which were a dark brown color, the walls were made of timber it all seemed to flow perfectly. Sans and Papyrus gaped at it. “Perks of bein rich” said bones laughing. The two kids had never seen anything so gorgeous inviting friendly cozy perfect. When the got inside the only word for it was infinite.”so first things first” said bones the house is infinite i find new rooms daily. The staff of Gaster Blasters never talk, feel free to do whatever you want if you need anything stop one of the gasts and tell them to take you to me. There's always something to do, gasts will take you anywhere if you ask them so feel free to explore any locked doors cans only be opened by me. By the way you didn’t introduce yourselves but i’ll assume you're some of WD Gasters lab rats.” “well yes we are” replied Sans. tears came to Papyrus’s eyes. “We were his children our mother kept us at an early age knowing our father never loved us.” tears welled in Sans’s eyes as paps sobbed quietly. Something he no doubt learned while in Gaster’s lab.”when she passed away we had to go live with Gaster. He experimented on us tortured us. He took away my left eye. As you probably know skeletons show emotion through their eye colors intensity. I lost a lot there. We escaped after a explosion knocked him unconscious. How did you know about Gaster”. Bones faltered.” your clothes torn rags. That no way to dress for the cold snow.” he sat down and said heavily,” I’m sorry about how you grew up, that's no way to live. It's late the gasts have probably set up your room by now”. “Maybe you guys need some sleep”.

The next morning sans and Papyrus got up to find the gasts had brought them a change of clothes(remarkably similar to bones’s clothes). 150G, an ID for themselves, and a few useful trinkets including 5 cinnabuns. Bones was nowhere to be found so Sans asked the gast to bring him to Papyrus. Surprisingly the gast brought him to the kitchen were paps was setting the table. But paps insisted they wait for bones to arrive before eating. When Bones did arrive he gasped. Obviously papyrus loved to cook because he had made a feast. Pancakes sausages chicken fried steak and eggs, toast and for some odd reason spaghetti. Though it might not be overly nutritious none of them found any reason to complain as they couldn’t stop eating. But Bones put them all to shame when he downed an entire plate of sausages in one gulp. They ate their fill and more, but still had leftovers.

”so” said bones after they were finished.”it's time we started your education you’ve seemed to have missed a good 5 years of it.” Sans groaned but papyrus cheered.”i’ve always wanted to go to school” said paps excitedly. So naturally Bones started to teach Paps to read and Sans to summon bones. While papyrus learned literature grammar mathematics and such Sans grew stronger daily he could now summon bones and fling them at opponents with decent accuracy. Bones stopped Sans during practice one day.”Sans your brother god bless him will not fight for anything. I’m trusting you with this information……..when you went through the portal you went between dimensions not space. That means that your on a alternate universe. My universe, this world is different than your as you will see there are many more of us, skeletons. I’ve built lots of universes but there are others. for instance the previously mentioned Error. He’s known as the destroyer of worlds’’.Sans soon replied ’’it must be a skele-ton of work to create a universe. Is there an anti Error”?” we don't talk about him” growled bones. And soon after they went inside to get lunch again papyrus served an excellent meal and was promoted to in charge of all food forever. While papyrus went into town to get some random trinkets with his money Sans went with bones out into the woods. Bones’s eye went blank as he summoned bones they flew to their places well rehearsed and the black hole in Bones’s right eye glowed black somehow. A portal opened.it swirled with black grey and blue light.”many portals have the two main colors of the place you're going and the color you're leaving behind”said Bones gritting his teeth.as they stepped through the portal Sans had trouble controlling his excitement. After all he was only 10 years of age.

They arrived on a desolate plain gravel and dust layered the ground.”this is a world Error destroyed. This is all that's left.” they went through many different other worlds worlds with minor variations. Then they entered a new realm they appeared on a hillside covered in bright yellow flowers.”Howdy I’m Flowy” a small flower greeted them in a small screechy voice. Suddenly vines wiped up everywhere. The flower screamed a bloody death as a huge stem emerged uprooted him and grew around him. A giant monstrous plant loomed before them. Sans felt a tug as he was thrown backward. Bones had tossed him backward by simply holding out his hand! His eyes went blank except for his right eye the black vortex swelled. Sans watched as thousands of bones came together to form a massive army. Thousands of gaster blasters came out of nowhere hundreds of bones suspended midair as he uttered under his breath.”friend do you wanna have a bad time”. Then vines rushed Bones,he dodged with maddening ease,bones flew at high speeds the only description of the gasts was that it must have been thousands of pounds of force with one blast. The creature fell backward. Suddenly the plant smiled. Roots burst upward throwing Bones skyward. Slamming him into the ground the plant grinned. But at that moment a small box appeared over Bones. It read .5% power usage available. The creature looked confused at that moment a gast came forward it was huge about half the size of the monster itself. The noise that came next was huge. Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambooooom. The monster was completely obliterated.

Except “hahahahaha that was so much fun. I’ve forgotten what it was like to lose. Hahahhahaha”. The plant burst from the ground.”let's play s-k-e-l-e-t-o-n”. Leaves wiped towards Bones at high speeds. Then sunlight blazed. Hundreds no thousands of seeds slammed into the ground where each one hit a plant minion grew in seconds. Soon the bone warriors were out numbered.the gasts could only eliminate so many at a time. Sans mustering his courage joined the fight. Bones more than he ever summoned appeared and flew everywhere this turned the tide another box appeared over Bones head. .75% of power available. Millions of bone warriors came together into a huge armored mech Bones jumped into. With on punch the plant monster dissolved. All that remained was the small flower which Sans stepped on as they hurriedly left that world. Sans assumed they would head home after that horrific fight. That Bones would apologise and explain then and there but that's not what happened.

The next place they arrived was a house, two stories and a big living room. Quickly Bones ushered Sans into a room concealed behind a picture frame. Soon a small skeleton wearing a blue scarf appeared it looked similar to Sans.”who's that” whispered Sans under his breath.” I believe that's blueberry”muttered Bones quietly” he's very docile that one. Soon another portal opened behind them and someone collided into them. He was another skeleton. Wielding a paintbrush like sword. He wore a traveler's cloak. Uttering a curse that sounded vaguely foreign he stumbled around.”damnt Ink” Bones whispered aggressively. How someone can whisper aggressively i don't know. “Well…..if you dam it Bones”! He whispered even more aggressively. As they were arguing Sans put himself next to the picture so he could get a better look. Blueberry was messing around with toys very cute and innocent. Then a taller skeleton came in, wearing an orange hoodie. He picked up the skeleton and brought him upstairs. Sans turned around and saw that Ink had left.

Sans turned on Bones”what was that about?” whispered sans.”yes i do believe i owe you an explanation”Bones sounded unsure” well when this galaxy first created, or when the first code came into existence. I was there i saw it happen me, Ink, Error,Cross,and Gaster yes your daddy was there…... Wait wait those circles cut out of his hand………….. Two kids, he didn’t no…..yes. Well,, that's one mystery solved”. Sans shifted uncomfortably. bones continued unaware of Sans’s discomfort.” then the written language of the multiverse put a ban on my power. It regulates everything. It's not like i can't disobey them the language but, i do obey. They fear what i’ll do with all my power you see. If i go above 5% the universe starts overloading...i think that's the right word, above 25% well, boom. Goodbye world.”

Sans turned to the picture and asked”where are we.”uhhhh was all that Bones could reply.”so you see some er universes don't act like ours. Some have no violence whatsoever. But that means nothing,see according to that logic technically i’m 9999999999999999999999999999 years of age, er that's not a nice thought.” Sans let out a shaky breath. Just then bones told sans it was all clear. The stepped out from behind the picture frame and walked awkwardly out of the house. They were on a deserted version of snowden. One of the many towns Sans an papyrus had overheard Gaster talking about.

It was midnight and Sans noticed Bones limping.”what up” he asked.”well” Bones replied” i was careless didn’t really fight that hard and i took a few more punches than i should’ve”.Sans stared at him.” So you’re injured he finished for him.”well no I just need a rest that's all. This was the closest place see.” Bones started to explain about how this universe was like a few others that had retained innocence. Something many had failed to do.

They spent the night at an Inn on the far end of the street. the next morning they awoe to find a attendant had done all their laundry cleaned up their mess and provided breakfast.her of them ate they were both desperate for a taste of paps cooking.they went into the woods where they were sure no one would be and opened the portal this time pink swirled with blue and…...black the same black glow.

Chapter 2

Sans stumbled backward.” hey kid”.Bones had a sudden moment of realisation.”ohh! Crap kid i i i oh jeez,”. Sans demanded an explanation though not very capably.”listen well a long time ago i was scattered. Each universe had one of me, but i didn’t like,no i hated the way others treated each other so we all found each other, and merged. Well cross didn’t like that. I should also explain cross well she’s…………..my sister sort of closest thing to it. I uh screwed up all those timelines. That's how i got the ban. So i built a world where i was un-killable i literally cannot die at home so,,,,,,,cross doesn't like timeline disorders. So i hide. Hide away in my universe”.

A portal opened near them. Red red error signs came flooding out forming another skeleton. Bones eye glowed bright black. Gasts erupted from the ground. bones shot out from everywhere,thousands of skeleton soldiers flooded in from the trees. And error……..Ran for his life.suddenly he flew backward. Wham! He slammed into a tree, over and over again. He was shot hit sliced smacked. And worst of all”GET DUNKED ON” shouted Bones, thousands of bones flew from the ground Booooooom!

Error lunged for Sans, grabbing him he portaled away. Bones turned round, opening a portal he jumped in. The pink turned to gold and silver. He tumbled out of the portal right in through a tower window. He had quite thoroughly interrupted a tea party between two skeletons and ink, Bones knew ink and keep. Now that Sans was gone he could speak freely. Of Course in normal universes there were only two skeletons. Versions of sans and papyrus. They were the only two left besides him. And since he no longer had any versions of him left he was officially erased from most timelines. “Ink your friend”. His words were soaked with sarcasm.”has decided to lets say borrow sans original for a while. Do you by chance happen to know where he might possibly be hiding. Did he mention this to you”? Ink stared at him, stunned.”well i” he stammered.”maybe…….under swap, or error tale, um,,,,,,ink tale,ultra tale,under felll”. Bones roared.”he’ll be setting a trap not hiding in powerful au’s”. Keep sans and papyrus jumped. Just realising what was happening they started yelling at Bones.”how could you let this happen”.roared keep papyrus drawing his knightly sword he lept to his feet. At this treating move bones touched his bone axe head necklace. Suddenly a huge bone sword appeared in his hand.”stop this instant”said ink getting to his feet. Paint brush raised like a sword. He’ll be at…...human tale”. Silence Bones turned to leave”i’m coming” they all said at once.”the more the merrier”muttered Bones.”you go for Sans 3RR0r2 mine”. The portal was tan they stepped through. The world was bright. An elaborate maze stretched before them.the two keeps where adjusting to portaling around Sans was doing considerably better. They entered the maze the keeps went left with ink. Bones went right. Error appeared out of nowhere. Bwammmmmm error’s blaster shot straight for bones he took the hit and went flying out of the maze. He fell into a factory of some kind. The sign on the wall said RADIATION HANDLING.at that moment a huge piece of uranium fell and hit him square in the head. He stumbled backward.he felt an odd sensation as though, he was slipping out of reality. He was phased for a short period of time a sort of teleport, he teleported. Maybe radiation,luck, something but he teleported! He was back there in an instant smacking error across the hall and into a posh garden. Crack slam bang. The sword went right in between errors ribs.twisting it errors bone snapped.”friend you're gonna have a bad time” bones smiled. bones flew up out of the ground. One of them vent vertical under his feet like a skateboard. Gasts came out of nowhere bwaaaaammmm bwammmmm bwammmmmm. Error lunged right. bones shot out of the ground slamming into Error. He was propelled into the air. More gasts fired straight at Error. Somehow Bones reach out into the very fabric of existence he created in the language of the multiverse, out he pulled a stereo and a disk. Coming out of the stereo was a popular song Megalovania, but something seemed different. It was slowed down, A slow megalovania. A point 5 speed megalovania. Error shot hundreds of bones strait at Bones but these were red and errors appeared where the bones hit. Bones dodged every single one on his flying bone. He also wrote in a cup of black tea his favorite. Sipping his tea he summoned thousands of bone warriors. All equipped with miniature “ghast guns”.bwam bwam bwam.5% a box had appeared over the head of Bones. Bones eye went to that ever present black hole. The biggest ghast that sans (who had been there the whole time) had ever seen. it fired the noise was so strong the entire maze blew away in all directions. But Error was still standing.” you’ve grown soft”Error said his voice sounded like he said it twice but the voice overlapped.”hahahahahahahahaha”the world stopped.Bones grinned nothing like a dependable overload. He placed a bone on Errors head. When the universe catches up that’ll do some damage and better surprise him Bones mused. Suddenly the world seemed to work again only Bones had noticed the stop.again he pulled up the universe language and wrote in a tooth pick placing this in his mouth he continued the battle. Later ink would've helped Bones, but Error was his best and only friend he could depend on. Seeing him almost die he couldn’t stand it, bursting forward he drew countless monsters in the air then they came to life. Now Bones was furious”.fine defend him. then i’ll take Sans and leave. they left for the safety of home.

When they got home Sans turned to Bones.”Look i just got kidnaped you somehow knew how to get there, many things i don't know are now coming back to bite me. I want answers i don't know if i can trust you. Paps is the only thing i have left. And i don't know if we're safe. You seem to have a dark past something to hide”.Bones sighed he suggested they go to bed and tomorrow he would explain. The next morning Bones was nowhere to be found. gasts little help, all the hallways ended in locked doors. All except one, obviously accidentally left open.” hey kid”Bones’s voice wafted out of the room. He sat there tea in hand.” as i told you first there was Gaster, Ink, Error, and Cross. I was not yet alive. Then in a horrid accident Gaster and cross cloned themselves. The clones were scared they hid together away from the two originals. Gasters clone said that if they were one being they could escape. Run away and build their own universe of safety,they Merged. It something peculiar. No one really knows how they did it but they did. Then they finally escaped and found all other versions of themselves and Merged too. They didn’t absorb others souls they just Combined. One of them could right in the language of the universe it's called elixir or sometimes python. That's all there is to know”. They spent the rest of the day in snowdin. The local town there may only be two skeletons left in other au’s, but not this one. they each had 300G to spend. Rich as they were they didn’t buy much. Sans bought Paps a Royal Guard uniform costume and Sans got a new jacket and shorts plus some other nicknacyks. Paps was filled in on a highly censored version of what they were doing out. Sans was filled with curiosity about the aus timelines and such so he spent most of his time in the huge library. Bones and Paps spent a lot of time together they did sparing,walking,gardening cooking, building, training, and annoying Sans. not much happened in those few weeks, things seemed normal again. They slept on the 2 couches and a bed surrounding the tv. Papyrus insisted on a bed. Things went well and Bones seemed considerably happier.”well kids”Bones had entered the dining room for breakfast.”ink sent me a massage saying he’d like to see you kids for a while. Like a sleep over with him and blueberry. Uh as you know their basicly you so i trust them if you want to go”. Papyrus jumped at the opportunity. While Sans took some convincing they both decided to go. Bones dropped them off at inktale and went back home to see if he could Create any more of his house to surprise Sans and Papyrus with a new swimming pool. Or perhaps a basket ball court Sans was quite the player. When he arrived at his house still thinking of surprises for the two brothers he noticed his door ajar. That was odd the gasts should have closed it. He opened the door. The sight was horrible, dead gasts were tossed randomly in the entrance way. The stairs to the second floor showed signs of his poor gasts desperate defence of his house. Rage flooded through him. How dare they how dare they enter his sanctuary of peace. Kill these defenceless poor kind loving creatures and toss their body aside like nothing! He roared magic flooded through him a sound like a feral scream split the silence. Blue lines of magic snaked through the air each one fed into an empty husk of what used to be a beautiful living breathing creature. After all they’d done for him this was the least he could do. Boxes appeared everywhere as his magic increased. Then he hit the 25 barrier. Smashing through it he released the gift of life into all the gasts in his house the poor souls began to stir. One gast opened his eye, the look he gave Bones was a promise. A promise to right the wrongs committed here. Bones stared back”yes i will help you” he muttered. Then collapsed. He woke to the sound of gast fire. All his gasts were situated in his study firing down the hallway. Bones lept to his feet. Running he just barely made it into the hallway before having to block a BONE. cross stood at the end of the hallway staring at Bones.”you’ve done some real **** to the timeline dingus”. Cross said in a somewhat high voice. Bones stared straight at Cross anger flooded through him again. His war gasts came flooding out of the shadows.

Thousands of bones erupted from the ground his usage jumped immediately to 24% skeleton warrior flooded in from all sides.”you know i’ll win the multiverse shuts down if you get to powerful. And that bullcrap you told sans original about overloads you and i know only the lag is because of your power not the shutdown.”what if the multiverse can’t shut down”,asked Bones. Fear flashed through Crosses face but vanished immediately.”then hack into the elixir and do that CODER”. The insult was not lost on Bones. 25 50 75 the percent got higher then it droped.” to be full again!” Bones roared with happiness. It was as if nuclear fallout had occurred the sounds of battle raged out of control as the two titans clashed. Hundreds of bones zoomed back and forths gasts and gaster blasters fired. Bones portaled them both to a rock dead planet out in the middle of nowhere.” don’t want my house blown to bits do I”. asked Bones.” you forget i have KARMA as a weapon all Sans do, so do you really think you can beat me when you’ve done such bad things you’re entire universe in Karma”.” what if I’m FASTER THAN KARMA” Bones roared.Tea in hand he jumped on a flying bone. The bone disintegrated from one of the gaster blasters Bones’s gasts fired back. Vs Crosses gaster blasters. He landed on another gast one that of its own accord had come to save him. That one gast from before.”don’t forget your promise”. Bones smiled. Once again bone soldiers rose thousands of bones flew towards cross. Then his phone rang.”Bones help he aaaajjhhhhhhhhhhh” . Sans voice faded away Beep. Bones’s eye shifted to a new pattern. The black hole in his eye widened. And exploded outward! Magic pulsed throughout the room. Cross was flung back into a room. The door closed and locked.Bones portaled flying through dimension after dimension strait for Inktale. His roar split the silence.”☟□⬥ ♎❒♋♏ ⍓□◆ ❍□■⬧⧫♏❒📪 ♓🕯●● ♎♏⬧⧫□❒⍓ ⍓□◆❒ ⬥□❒●♎✏✏✏”. The roar that came next exploded from the silence with a definite edge that wasn’t Bones.” ✋︎ ♒︎♋︎❖︎♏︎ ♐︎□︎◆︎■︎♎︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎.✏︎”. Bones looked shocked. This was too much way too much. Gaster here, especially since”Why” he mumbled”Why come now, and Get Sans,Sans original! DANG IT GASTER”! Gasts and blasters faced off once again. Bones roared thousands of bones erupted from the earth. Gaster shifted. bwam! Blasters ripped through the bone attack.”✋︎ 😐︎☠︎⚐︎🕈︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎☼︎ 🕈︎☜︎✌︎😐︎☠︎☜︎💧︎💧︎ 👌︎⚐︎☠︎☜︎💧︎ ☝︎✋︎✞︎☜︎ 🕆︎🏱︎ ✌︎☹︎☼︎☜︎✌︎👎︎✡︎. ✡︎☜︎❄︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ☞︎☜︎☜︎☹︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎☼︎ 💧︎✋︎☠︎💧︎. ☜︎✌︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎☼︎ 💧︎⚐︎🕆︎☹︎. ☝︎⚐︎⚐︎👎︎👌︎✡︎☜︎ 🕈︎☜︎✌︎😐︎☹︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ 👍︎✌︎☠︎ 👌︎☜︎ ☜︎✠︎🏱︎☹︎⚐︎✋︎❄︎☜︎👎︎ 💧︎⚐︎⚐︎⚐︎⚐︎ ☜︎✌︎💧︎✋︎☹︎✡︎ ✋︎❄︎ 💣︎✌︎😐︎☜︎💧︎ 💣︎☜︎ 💧︎✌︎👎︎ ✌︎ ☝︎⚐︎⚐︎👎︎ 🏱︎🕆︎🏱︎🏱︎☜︎❄︎ 💣︎✋︎☝︎☟︎❄︎ ☠︎⚐︎❄︎ 👌︎☜︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎☜︎ ✋︎☞︎ ✋︎ ☠︎☜︎☜︎👎︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎💣︎”. Bones eye went blank. Then,,,,,,, the black hole erupted outward. The world seemed to stop his power flooded outward.”PUPPET! PUPPET! I’LL DESTROY YOU I’LL END EVERY WHERE YOU EXIST. I WILL KILL EVERYONE YOU LOVE AND FORCE YOU TO WATCH IT HAPPEN OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!”!! The earth shuddered. Bwam bwam bwam, Black crept in from the edges of Sans vision. The Black hole formed outward then enveloped a Gast the one that caught Bones when he fell the one that made a promise the one that is strong enough to survive the transformation. A huge beastly skeletal monster appeared. It was as big as Bones himself. It looked like a huge dog skeleton. Roaring it blasted a huge death beam straight at Gaster who was thrown back. He screamed as he dissolved all that remained was a melted pile of former Gaster. He mumbled and fell back into the void. Bones took Sans and papyrus and left that place.

Final Chapter

“Now that he’s gone, you could… go back. Start over forget this and me.” Bones sat down.”What” papyrus said aghast.”we could never forget you, you helped us. Saved us, it would not be right to just leave.” Bones sighed” paps some things are set. You need to be in undertale well. You need to to, be there, for reasons. It's not my place to say.” they left the next day the last thing said to bones was from Sans.”I promise you no matter what i’ll be better than you, in every way, i won't throw someone out for any reason. My song will be faster than yours just to rub it in. I’ll never think of you after i leave.”

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Years later…

Bones phone rang. He slammed his opponent into the ground. She was a girl wearing all pink and had pink hair. Pink energy snaked outward. Blue bones erupted upward. Don’t move don’t hurt.” hello “Bones answered.” wheezing echoed from the Phone.”still going strong? Well she got me. HahAhahahah. Really she hit me. Chara almost won Except she killed Asgore first.”

Back in undertale, Chara snuck by Sans to try and win by default.

Sans jumped forward taking the hit. He fell down and crawled to the corner.” ha I’ve won now comedian. I hit you it's all OVER.” she stabbed Asgore Sans watched horrified as she gutted him. He imploded into dust,”you’ve made a mistake. Killing him. I could do nothing while he was alive… but now there’s no one to hear you scream!” his health rocketed out of the box. “Guess what. YOU'RE NOT FASTER THAN KARMA!HAHAHAHAHA.” gaster blasters erupted from hidden niches in the wall. Bwam bwam bwam.

Back in Bones’s world. “Bye kid”. Bwam! I’ll be there Sans. A portal opened. An old friend needs me. The girl appeared again back from the dead.” then I’ll wait Depressed worthless Child.” when bones arrived chara was doing okay. Her health would always be replenished when it got low by Sans. His eye was blue tears streamed down his face.” you Killed him, paps is gone.”Sans yelled at Chara.”I enjoyed doing it” was all Chara answered.” he’s not Gone. just not here.” Bones emerged from the shadows.”want some tea?”

End Of Book One

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