You finished it!!! It looks SO GOOD - I love that you gave Shawn the blue tights, they’re my favourites. This team has such Big Bastard energy, I love them. I can practically hear Owen rant about how HE’S the tag champ and Bret isn’t, cause he’s the king of Harts, and Shawn’s the breaker of hearts and they’re gonna break Bret’s leg!... or something like that.
💔Utter HeartBreak💔
Bret ur selfish and that's why they'll kick ur leg out of your leg
I don’t think there’s any super underrated stable in professional wrestling I love more than Team RECK - I mean c’mon, how can you not love a group consisting of two dumbass valley boys, their overly wholesome olympic gold medalist friend, and a killer dude shaped like a rectangle who for some reason is super loyal to the idiots?
(@spacelizardtrashboys i totally need to work this alliance into the ‘wrestlers but they’re not wrestlers’ au)
my favourite thing about michael hayes is the stories matt and jeff hardy tell about when he was their manager in ‘99 and was obsessed with the idea of them being the ‘new freebirds’ and he began dressing in hot topic clothes and forcing them to go out partying with him. he was the living embodiment of ‘hello fellow kids!’, it’s hilarious.
Can we take a moment to appreciate Michaels Hayes hair??
I really love this photo of Cactus Jack and Woman - it seems way too wholesome for mid 90s ECW! If she had’ve managed him it would’ve been 100 times more sadistic than those - I’ve watched some of those 1995 Hardcore TV episodes and she was one scary lady - and of course, Mick being hardcore goes without saying.
Jimmy’s bouncing around like a little terrier, Irwin’s got the smug/angry mood swings on lockdown, and Ted thinks everything is just hilarious all the time - - which I guess it is when you’re around these chucklefucks