Those expressions aren’t those of a fake Mom and Dad.

Those expressions are of real Mom and Dad (who happen to be the deadliest and most terrifying people in that room) that will absolutely lobotomize that fat idiot because he insulted them and made Anya cry.

All because that fat idiot couldn’t have a happy life back home he decides to pick apart everyone else.

Loid and Yor (having the motivations to do what they do) are absolutely within in their right to rage at anyone who insults their daughter.

SO RIP AND TEAR LOID AND YOR FORGER UNTIL IT IS DONE

ME LISTENING TO THESE WOMEN DISMEMBER THIS MAN LIKE

He keeps me sane and centered. When the world feels like literal hell, I know he’s got me.

Flynn is my safe haven, my peace and comfort, the love of my life and the one I will never stop loving💗💍

I’ll never stop choosing you, Flynn, we will get through anything together❤️‍🩹🫂We are unstoppable, our love is pure, raw delicate and strong❤️‍🔥🫂

getting stoned before bed because i'm tackling even more bureaucracy tomorrow.

Saw a homeless guy with a chainsaw this morning, that's one way to do it, you go guy, you climb to the top

someone needs to take the doom eternal ost away from me esp so close to taking my t shot im at work trying to be personable and friendly but in my brain im KILLING GOD

i love the grizzco splatana it is my best friend

i cant send memes of the bean but i can send pics of the bean for memes since i only live 20 minutes away from it

Listen, you must vandalize the bean for me. You are my most dependable mutual and I am entrusting this mission to you. Godspeed, Soldier! 🫡

Oh my God, I want to throw my coffee mug at the wall today. Can I dispense with the pleasantries and just skip straight to biting people I disagree with?

Koishi Yakumo: [ Loads up shotgun. ]

The horrors of makai: .....oh shit

The demons of hell: yeah you guys handle this.

I feel like I'm about to do something monumentally stupid by asking this, but, what was truly going on back then? I've always been on the periphery on purpose even as I slowly wormed into the franchise by 2021 just to avoid the worst of it, but the 2010s are a complete blank outside of faint feelings.

A lot less fluency in Japanese ("moonrunes") on the whole. Translators were few and far between, and many of them only translated things that personally interested them (granted, translation today is similar, it's just that there are a lot more of 'em). With this, and without the Touhou games on steam, and with Touhouwiki much smaller (it was founded in 2009, as opposed to Wikipedia's 2001), access to canon material was more difficult. There was also a lot more wilful ignorance of canon, too- and equivocation between what was popular canon and fanon due to this (because "nobody cares about Touhou for the games".) As translators became more common and the games became more widely available (culminating with HSiFS being released on Steam) there was a bit more of a push of of "hey, you know, the canon is actually pretty interesting and isn't at all like the fanon? the fanon is fine, it's fun, but it's not the same thing". There was a lot of pushback to this, though- use of the "Everyone has their own Gensokyo" quote from a rather famous doujin in contexts where it didn't really fit (everyone has their own Gensokyo, but claiming that that is ZUN's Gensokyo is something different entirely).

And then Alternative Facts in Eastern Utopia released, creating a VERY hard line between canon enjoyers and canon ignorers (due to political splitting that was already present but increased significantly). It's cooled off some since then, but a lot of people new to Touhou are completely unaware of the absolute battle it was to even discuss canon material. Many of them see older fans' insistence on "X isn't canon" as just being annoying spoilsports- and while some of that may be true, headcanon and theory aren't intended to be dissuaded for the most part. What people are generally trying to head off is genuine falsehood, which was absolutely pervasive for decades in EN fandom. Now, that's not to say that there isn't annoying fanon on JP side, but it's generally more "this is my interpretation" than "ZUN SAID NONE OF THE GIRLS ARE GAY".

(Which is, by the way, one of the common arguments that the pro-fanon side used to use back in the day. Interestingly enough. This is primarily due to the shipping side of Touhou fandom being very well aware that few of these relationships come anywhere close to canon, while the fanoneer side was distinct in that they believed their interpretations WERE canon- or at least as important as it. It's also a lie, by the way- it was a quote from a weeb version of The Onion.)

"the only fucking I need... is fucking up demons"

I decided to restart my Earthbound save file and do an ultra violence route.

Beating up everything is really cathartic.

family juice drinking time they're all a lil fucked up

lunch time. slurpslrupslrupslrupslrurp

you have a fursona? can we see

here's his bitch ass‼️

this is actually the first time i'm posting him on tumblr actually. the most i've done beyond that is vaguely mention him in my notes. his name is Ruce, and he's an alligator (the G tattoo on his arm stands for Gator). and of course he's got a mohawk. can't be my character without one <- lying

i made him in like.... 2018 or so i think? Boe was actually made after Ruce was created now that i think about it. that said, i don't have a middle or last name for him like i do with Boe though. someday that'll change

I just drew the most tragic thing I’ve ever drawn in my life