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shmorkyjr · 14 hours
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I got fired for throwing out the Double u’s at the m&m factory
Tell them i said theres a gift in their mailbox (its a bomb)
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shmorkyjr · 23 hours
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Someone please comfort me.. Im not feeling well :(
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shmorkyjr · 23 hours
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Anyone wanna get married so we can to to an beautiful garden with hydrangea flowers and hold eachother close.. As we do so, il stab myself and slowly begin to expire in your arms..
❣️What the perfect ending to an bittersweet story..❣️
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shmorkyjr · 24 hours
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MY WIFE <3
🌼DAISY APPRECIATION POST🌼
I love everything about her, shmorky did such a good job creating her
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SHE SO CUTE AS LIL DEVIL TOO
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shmorkyjr · 1 day
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Hope you're aware the 16 year old lied they were a minor, they literally confessed they lied on KiwiFarms. Please do research and don't be naive. They were 20, and were caught about it.
There were 2 people who roleplayed w shmorky, onewas an adult and admitted to it and the other was 16. And even if they were both adults.. The chat logs were a bit sketchy.. The with the underage characters and stuff-
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shmorkyjr · 1 day
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REAL
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hi
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shmorkyjr · 1 day
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Those adult friends are grooming you, no adult should befriend someone as young as you
Uhh nopee, they are not saying anything weird and we just talk abt art and stuff!
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shmorkyjr · 1 day
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No, Dave didn't talk to 13 year olds, let alone *like* them. Obsess over him all you want without going and talking directly to him. That's parasocial and crossing simple boundaries. It's cool to see other Shmorky fans, but do not attempt talking to him, the man deserves some peace. I hope you get the help you need /lighthearted.
He talked to a 16yo tho.. And said some.. strange stuff... According to kiwi farms and a friend of mine (who litteraly is the victim btw).
(Can we pls talk in dms btw?)
If i ever get to talk to him i will not be obsessive at all il just be kind and as good as i can be! Shmorky used to talk to people online back in the day, he was friends with Neil Cicierega when he was like 15-14. They even collabed!
I wont be able to get no help bc whenever i go to the psych or any simmilar place, they dont do shit! Heck, nobody does! Ive had a misserable life and i gave up when i was 8! Nobody did anything and ive worsened ever since.. Im trully a lost cause. Nobody helps and nothing will. My whole ass childhood has been an nightmare and ive felt empty as long as i can remember. No professional and no meds help. Threapywont do shit about me. Wheni was at the psych i could sense that they were really having an hard time dealing with me. My mother is putting high cravings on me and lots of stress and she knows im genuenly incapable of doing all of that..
I may be in love but im not looking for a relationship, i just want to simply be noticed, and maybe even be friends!
If i ever make him uncomfortable or anything id punnish myself and get my shit together and do anything to make up for the stuff ive caused!
I know i sound like the weirdo from yandere simulator but im not like that. I would never harm a soul. I just wanna make sure that he is ok.
If i were noticed, id be over the moon.. Id feel complete.. Even if its just one simple "hi" id be free from all of this pain.
I hope you understand that the mental health system is fucked and that i wont be able to get any help
My way of staying alive is strange, but it helps
Do you know him personaly or anything? Maybe he would think im cool, who knows?
Theres always a possibility!
At least im not as crazy as the kiwi farms ppl that doxxed him and sent the police on him..
He left us because of the haters, not the fans u silly!
Shmorky befriended young fans back in the day
We have so much in common too, we would probsbly be best buddies! Weare both OBSESSED with super mario and just nintendo in general and comics and art, animation, ect
We both have a twisted sense of humor, and sm more!
No more making little kids cry, oki?
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shmorkyjr · 1 day
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I really hope shmorks is doing okay. as the loyal nr1 fan i am, i am currently making sure the klurfs are in good hands while they're gone from the internet. I shall make sure nobody draws any hateful or illegal art of their klurfs.
Shmorky if you are seeing this i really hope you are okay. Imaware my obsession is weird and i really hope you're not uncomfortable or creeped out with it. I wish you the best and i hope we can be best buddies one day!
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shmorkyjr · 1 day
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A 43 year old man is *not* gonna befriend a child, that would be super creepy on his end anyway and i'm sure Dave wants to be left alone. Although, I do hope for his comeback one day.
Aw.. I just wanted to thank him for everything and be the best i can be! I want to be noticed and i hope he one day sees how thankful i am for all the joy and hope he has brought me! Didnt he befriend a child back in the day tho? I have lots of adult friends :3
And yes i have taken my pills but they dont do shit😎
He doesnt NEED to be my friend, itsjust a simple wish feom the nr1 fan! If anybody tries to argue that im not the nr1 fan, ihad to be sent to the psych because of how worried i was for him! I have spent over 24h in total on fanart and i know almost all of his works. My favorite being his oc Daisy! (Im litteraly married to Daisy, hello?)
I have spent hours and hours getting people to stop sending him hate and just calm the fuck down
I may be an ill litte fuck but if he himself makes it clear or shows any signs of discomfort, i will obey and do the best i can to make sure that my bullshit will calm down
Some people say he liked mentaly disabled kiddos and im one of em!
Also have u ever met him? Notmad just curious
I rlly hope ur not mad with me over my bullshit
Anywayyzzz im gonna go throw shit at the white house bc why not. Idk why but my brain is telling me that i need to make funni satire threaths abt the white house.
I have nothing against the white house, im neutral abt it
Anywayy, shmorky should totaly be president! Idc that im in sweden and im underage, im still voting!
I wonder if im some sort of angel... That would be SO COOL!
I also wonder if kiwi frams have seen my bomb threaths..
Hehe peepeepoopooweeweeoeoe
Why does my brain want me to type abt sonic the hedgehog now? Its off topic but my brain is telling me that if sonic was real he would be at waffle house
Im a computer!!
Nvm im a dinosaur
Imagine if i had an cool airplane and could fly anywhere i wanted! Id fly to the sun! That would be SO RAD!!
Id turn in to an lava monster with superpowers!! Idturn earth in to a big butterfly and id hop lnto it and fly to an completely diffrent universe!
Id name the butterfly phil, thats what i named my butterfly when i was a lil kid (i still am but im 13 now its diffrent)
Anyway did you guys know that autism cant be cured? For that i amsad because i hate having autism. Neil Cicierega helps my autism tho. His music is the coolest!
Imagine if big chungus was real? We would be SO DOOMED!! DOOM HOUSE REFERENCE REAL
This is so awesome, me and my virtual textbook.
Today i ate water and drank peanuts
Imagine if i was a cat, no school 4 me! Only food and sleep
But i need school to be genious and get moolah
At least im getting an A in the most important stuff so il be fine ig
Somehow i manage to be an total disaster in general but genious in school! Its called autism, folks! At least thats what my autism does, others are diffrent. My sister does okay socialy and not so well in school while im an absolute social disaster but an fuckass math genious (i hate math) weboth have autism. My sister is better at not acting totaly drunk when in vcs too!
This one time i was calling my best friend and i went on a rant abt how the clock was gonna rape us if we didnt wake up st the right time. That was offensive i know.. My brain hates me
I wont shut up and thats so awesome!
Anyway please dm me, we can talk there!
The song bill wattersson by lemon demon is so realatable and fire except i have no idea who bill wattersson is! Thepart about eating hearts and trying on faces and the power absorbing thing is not relatable however.
Its a total banger, go listen to it!
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shmorkyjr · 2 days
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Lol I sent the thing because I noticed you're passionate about Shmorky, it's rare to see someone actually aware that he's not into kids. Most videos about Shmorky and the "downfall" on YouTube lack information or are simply full of misinformation and things that were proven otherwise
Thanks for the rat
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Have this bird too, this bird is litteraly so me!1!1!
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shmorkyjr · 2 days
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don't contact him because that's literal harassment maybe? this is a 43 year old man living in the woods, he probably doesn't want a random child to text him and tell him how much they love him. it's totally fine to have crushes, but don't cross limits.
Aw... I wont cross any limits i just wanna be freindsss
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shmorkyjr · 2 days
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Look up Tommy Vercetti on google and tell me what you saw
I am not gonna be fooled by this
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shmorkyjr · 2 days
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Please continiue to ask me questions
No matter if its abt my wife (Daisy/shmorky) or something completely bizzare, il always answer
Questions are life and life is an question
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shmorkyjr · 2 days
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Did my white hosue bomb threaths get removed? Please let me know and i will mail you a nuke to send to them💙
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shmorkyjr · 2 days
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Listen to, “In the meantime.” By spacehog
I will soon, right now i am eating bombs because the white house is forcing me to bc i made a bomb threath (dw they are yummy)
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shmorkyjr · 2 days
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300 black men?
For only 2 pounds!?
Yessir
What is this supposed to mean, i am genuenly confusion and i want to buy more brain cells so i can understand this
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