#QSMP VOD Timestamp Archive
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With over 20 members currently on the QSMP and more on the way, it's almost impossible for a single person to stay up to date on everything that happens, even with help from QSMP's official Twitter recap accounts.
For people who are interested in QSMP's story, characters, and/or streamers but don't have time to watch hundreds of hours worth of VODs, I've created the QSMP VOD Timestamp Archive.
If there's a particular lore moment you missed live and can't find, search for it in the archive!
Timestamps include quotes, notable lore events, and funny interactions. Interesting or important moments from each stream are bolded for emphasis. I'm also adding short summaries for lore-heavy / eventful stream.
I've organized the document so it should be easy to navigate, and you can CTRL + F to search for specific streamers and/or events.
Complete VOD playlists, recaps, and additional resources are also included in the document for people who might be feeling overwhelmed by the amount of QSMP content out there. It's never too late to get into the series!
If you have a streamer you watch consistently, consider writing down important timestamps to help fellow fans! You don’t have to take detailed notes like mine – even one or two timestamps can be a real lifesaver. If you have any helpful timestamps you want added to the list (or even a 1 sentence summary of a particular stream), send it to me via DM so I can add it to the archive.
I am just one person, so unfortunately this archive is by no means comprehensive, but I'm constantly updating things and adding more streams and timestamps to the document. I've been working on this project for a while now, so even though it's not complete, I hope people find it useful!
[ VOD Timestamp Archive ]
#QSMP#Quackity#QSMP Resource#QSMP Masterpost#QSMP VOD Timestamp Archive#Also I saw the comments and tags y'all left on yesterday's post... thank you....#That made me smile a lot :')#It's nice getting feedback and it's nice knowing my stuff is helping people#I know most of the people featured here are the same 5-6 people I'm trying to diversify but good god there's so many frickin streamers on th#I wanna watch Maxo more but his streaming schedule doesn't match up with mine very often#also. My Spanish needs work.#But I'm giving it my best shot!#Also if you have any feedback or suggestions on the organizations please let me know#I'm going to try and start linking to the official QSMP stream summaries they post each day#and then I'll retroactively add those to past streams#because god fobid you try and find anything on Twitter#after 24 hours its wiped off the face of the earth practically
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Going insane rn remembering how amazing Karmaland 5 was. I'm rewatching old clips and animations and rereading my old notes and analysis and I'm like dang. I'm so glad I was able to experience this live.
It does make me think a lot about preservation and streaming as a medium for storytelling though. When it comes to servers with multiple people, inevitably there will be POVs you don't see and stories you miss out on (especially if things aren't archived or deleted). You'll never get the full picture unless you see every single thing from every possible angle. A single line from a POV you don't watch could change your entire outlook on a character -- it could change the entire story itself. As someone who's committed to knowing every single thing about a story, it's extremely frustrating, but at the same time, it's such a fascinating way to tell a story. I do wish it was a little easier to re-experience these stories though because streams take so much more time to consume, and even if VODs are edited down, sometimes things are lost and those single story-changing lines are left out solely because an editor might not deem them "important" to the narrative as a whole.
I dunno man. As a writer and a story-enjoyer, it gives me a lot to think about.
#i talk#Karmaland talk#Went off on a bit of a tangent here but I've been thinking about that a lot#I think my number 1 complaint about streaming as a storytelling medium IS the inability to consume all perspectives#as well as how time-consuming it is to even do a few perspectives#I run the QSMP Vod Timestamp archive so I'm regularly watching like 10 POVs (which is insane and unsustainable. 0/10 do not recommend)#but even then I'm like!!! frick dude!!! I'm still not getting the full story!!!#It's frustrating!!! I do love Karmaland and QSMP but it drives me up the wall#anyways we're getting off-topic here. In summary:#BRO I FRICKIN MISS KARMALAND#If QSMP wasn't eating up quite literally 99% of my time I'd binge the entire thing#K5 was so short but SO frickin good like it was SO insanely good#it raised my standards for everything#also Luzu and Q were especially insane for that#agh#I miss them#Luzu come home so I can get a taste of the high Karmaland 5 gave me again
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Badboyhalo QSMP Lore Masterpost
Disclaimer: Heavily used q!Bad’s wikipage to make this, so I recommend reading through it if you're short on time! Not included is his backstory lore which I’ve summed up here.
Most of Bad's streams are 6-8 hours long, so I've tried my best to include timestamps. Heavy lore usually occurs early in, but Bad is in-character 90% of the time, so many of his character developments happen naturally and slowly.
He also has these vods archived on Twitch, so just head over to his channel if you prefer to watch there.
☆: Most important vods in my opinion for q!Bad’s lore if you’re really short on time.
updated 8/23/2023, summaries updated to include less spoilers
Finding the Ticket
☆ First Day: The first day of the QSMP
☆ ☆ Adoption Day: The first day of the egg event, in which Bad adopts Dapper. This also is the start to his daily QSMP streams.
Save the Baby Quest // JuanaFlippa Trial:
After JuanaFlippa dies, Slime goes on a rampage and tries to kill Dapper. You can watch the murder attempt on this vod from 3:56:00 and onwards.
The next day, the eggs are kidnapped. Bad tries to rescue Dapper and is unsuccessful because the server is down, so not linking the vod.
Finally on the day of the trial, Bad tries to save Dapper again and is successful. Then, he goes to represent Slime at the trial as one of his many lawyers.
☆ First Encounter with Code: Around two hours in, Bad and Foolish talk with Luzu and see his supercomputer. He drops lore and the Code attacks Bad for the first time.
Second Encounter with Code: Bad, Foolish, and Maxo go adventuring and are attacked by the Code multiple times. Quackity discusses his nightmare with Bad at 4:30:00. This is also the start of Theory Bros, and Bad and Maxo’s theories.
☆ ☆ Dapper’s Nightmare: Dungeon raid starts around 7 hours in. Dapper’s first death.
Brazilians Join // Second Egg Kidnapping: The eggs are kidnapped the day the Brazilians join. Bad goes to save Dapper at 1:55:00.
☆ Theory Bros First Base: Max shows Bad and Cellbit his investigation room at 1:45:00. Starred because it’s a good section to watch for a quick recap of the current lore.
☆ Ramon’s Nightmare: After the egg graduation, the Code attacks 4:18:00. I recommend watching the entirety of its attack, until the vod ends.
☆ Dapper’s First Death: There is a LOT of lore in this vod. The French arrive in a plane crash around 1:25:00. Code attack 3:05:00. Bad learns about Sofia 5:15:00. Dapper dies 6:44:00. Bad goes to destroy the supercomputer 7:00:00 and I would recommend watching until 8:24:00.
Bobby’s Dungeon Event: The entire server helps Jaiden and Roier see Bobby again. Later, Bad and Cellbit spy on Quackity. Would recommend watching up until 4 hours.
Cellbit “Traitor” Arc: Cellbit goes missing and returns different. The comment section has timestamps. Cellbit’s wiki should explain the situation fully from his perspective.
Pomme Attack: Occurs 40 minutes in. Pomme is attacked by the code.
Black Box Recovery: Talk with Sofia + the discovery of the plane black box around 2:55:00.
Cellbit + Felps Rescue: Timestamps in the comment section. Honestly not that important for Bad’s personal lore.
Train Tracks Investigation: Bad, Forever, Baghera, and Cellbit walk to the ends of the train tracks at 2:22:00.
Grim Reaper Lore: Around 3:15:00 Cellbit wants to resurrect Roier’s grandfather. Bad is uncomfortable with this, and continuously warns against it.
I honestly don’t know how to categorize the election arc because its spans a long chunk of time. But links to Bad’s two debates are here and here.
Day 101: The Code returns at the beginning of the vod and is acting strange.
The Code Threatens Leo: 4:40:00 for a Bad and Foolish dungeon raid that’s fun to watch. The code appears 1:18:00.
☆ Blue Bird Mission: Bad, Foolish, and Cellbit assist Jaiden on her mission given by Cucurucho, and Bad is an absolute beast in the dungeon. The mission starts very early into the stream and ends around 3 hours in.
☆ The Timer Runs Out: The timer discovered in Jaiden’s mission runs out. This occurs around 30 min into the stream.
The Secret Room: 3:27:00, Bad finds a book that leads to a secret room in the dungeon, and investigates with Cellbit. I didn’t star this yet, but it could become very important information in the future. Edit: Important for Cellbit lore. Read his wikipage or watch his vods for more info.
☆ ElQuackity Assassination: Movie night (animatics are shown in the theater) and the Theorybros put in motion their plan to assassinate ElQuackity (around 2 hours in).
Mr. Mustard Goes Missing: The start of Foolish’s mission to find Mr. Mustard. Included because it’s a good kickstart to Foolish’s Federation lore, which you can learn more about on his wiki. Also includes Bad and Foolish’s 3 hr contest of wills.
☆ Election Dinner: Pre-election dinner and speech, and more code lore.
Cucurucho’s Survey: Cucurucho gives Bad a task 30 minutes in, and collects it 4 hours in. The Federation responds on this stream, time stamp in the comments.
☆ ElQuackity Assassination #2: Bad formulates a plan to eliminate ElQuackity from the elections, and then goes to execute it.
☆ Dapper’s Kidnapping: Quackity’s POV goes more in-depth on Dapper’s end, but Bad has a nice monologue afterwards.
Elections: Aftermath of the elections, stream of the results is on Quackity’s channel.
Nether Escape: Forever’s nether escape plan. Also the start of Bad’s “vacation arc” where he tries to “rest” (read: cope with alcohol and Skeppy) after the elections.
Dapper's Death Day: Bad celebrates Pomme and Tallulah's birthdays, but notices Dapper is missing. He finds a message from Dapper an hour in.
Quackity Returns/Skeppy Call: Quackity returns and Bad questions him a little. He also succesfully calls Skeppy and, afterwards, drops lore on his backstory.
Please tell me if there’s anything I should add or if any of the links are broken/wrong! I tried to condense this as best I could and I’ll try to update as frequently as possible.
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how is it that in every fandom I end up doing Projects. the second I have free time, unbeknownst to my will, I am creating a wiki page. here I am with covid having spent hours today timestamping bagi's vod for the qsmp timestamp archive and working on spreadsheets for the mcyt vod archive. there is some sort of deep need inside of me to Document
#it's just In My Nature at this point#the people love me for my deep need to help & spreadsheet swag etc. etc.#catherine things
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QSMP is a global community with a variety of people from different backgrounds. Miscommunications may occasionally happen because of cultural differences and/or language barriers, but we should use these moments as opportunities to learn and engage with other people rather than assuming the worst about them and starting fights.
Although certain issues can be resolved with communication, if toxicity arises, sometimes it’s better to block and move on.
There’s a lot of love and passion for this project, from fans and creators alike. We’re all here to have fun, so please remember to be kind!
#QSMP#I wrote this ages ago when I first made the VOD Timestamp Archive#but it's worth reiterating here as well#Context: people were being horrible to Baghera again and she dropped out of the race#Quackity already addressed it and has reached out to her but I still want to post this reminder#Anyways when you do encounter people being toxic please block and move on#Engaging with their comments just spreads negativity further than it would've otherwise gone#mod talk#reminders
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For those of you still using the terrible bird app, Royal Archivist is also there!
I haven't been very good about cross-posting things since I try to limit my Twitter usage, but feel free to give it a look if you feel so inclined.
#mod talk#I finally remembered to post stuff about the QSMP Vod Timestamp Archive#I really didn't want to since the idea made me super nervous but whateverrrrr#I feel like Twitter is better at doing clips than Tumblr which is the main reason I don't bother crossposting things#So usually I just post the clips I edit
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For people who are interested in QSMP but don’t have time to watch hundreds of hours worth of VODs, I’ve created the QSMP VOD Timestamp Archive!
The archive includes timestamps for cool quotes, important lore, funny interactions, and more!
Complete VOD playlists, recaps, and additional resources are also included in the document for people who might be feeling overwhelmed by the amount of QSMP content out there. It’s never too late to get into the series!
Want to help? Consider writing down a few timestamps when important things happen in the stream you’re watching, then send them my way so I can add it to the archive!
I am just one person, so this archive is by no means comprehensive, but I’m constantly updating things and adding more streams and timestamps to the document. I’ve been working on this project since April and there are several hundred VODs covered in the archive, so I hope people find it useful!
[ Check out the VOD Timestamp Archive here! ]
#QSMP#Quackity#It's my birthday today so I demand that people look at this#The archives actually legitimately take so much work#and frankly I should NOT be spending so much time doing it#and yet....#@ QSMP: toss a coin to your local archivist#I designed this while on break at work a while ago#I think it's pretty nifty#Tumblr please stop deleting my alt image text. I beg of you#Q#It's always really nice hearing people say how much they use the archive / how much they appreciate it :')#Thanks guys
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NOTE: In light of the recent information that's come out about Forever, I've turned off reblogs on this post.
As an archivist, it feels disingenuous to delete history and pretend it never happened, so clips related to Forever can still be found on the blog and timestamps for past VODs will still be up on the VOD Timestamp Archive for archival purposes. However, I won't be posting anything about him or updating his VODs moving forward.
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Forever is one of my favorite streamers I've met thanks to QSMP, so I wanted to show my appreciation for him and love for his character as thanks for all the laughs he's given me! Here are some of my favorite clips of him and his friends from 2023.
I wasn't able to include every clip I love since that would make this video too long, plus I only wanted to use clips I had from Forever's POV (with one small exception), but hopefully there are still a few old and new bits that'll make you laugh as much as I did the first time I saw them!
#Forever#Forever Player#ForeverPlayerG#QSMP#Sugarduo#Philza#Phil#Sugar duo#frick. is it with or without a space#whatever#ohnanaduo#Edited#Subtitles#Translated#To the best of my abilities anyways#I actually did get that translation from Actual Portuguese speakers though#I wound up doing purple for his subtitles despite associating him with yellow because the contrast just wasn't good for visibility#It also complimented the border he has around his facecam#so for artistic reasons I went with that#The Pac & Forever clip is one I've wanted to share for AGES but I don't have a good crisp clip of it#I actually dug up Forever's VOD which has it yesterday but I'd already done too much editing to warrant digging through an 8 hour VOD#Anyways I hope you guys enjoy this! I put a lot of work into it :'D#I might actually make a Youtube for Royal Archivist. The amount of time I'm putting into some of these videos would probably be ok for YT#I hate making thumbnails though so we'll see#I was up til 5am working on this :')#<- suffering#Portfolio
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Luzu is LIVE! (The binary in his title translates to "Hi"!)
The QSMP Prison event starts in mere minutes. The fact that Luzu is logging in after all this time really goes to show that we should be prepared for anything happening today.
As always, if there are any important / funny / sweet moments that happen in the streamers' POV you're watching today, please make a note of the timestamps and send them to me so I can add it to the VOD Timestamp Archive!
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Whether it's already the 1st or still the 31st for you, Happy New Year everyone!
I've updated the QSMP VOD Timestamp Archive to include a section for 2024 timestamps. It's wild to think I've done this for (nearly) a year.
#mod talk#Going to try and dial it back a bit this year#went way too overboard on timestamp stuff in 2023 and boy howdy did that eat up my time and energy#I say this every few months but I'm actually going to TRY and relax a bit this time#Also I know I'm behind on messages - sorry! If you've sent timestamps thank you#I'll get to your message soon I just haven't been on the computer much lately and I don't want to respond and forget to add the timestamps#@ _ @
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We're less than 30 minutes away from today's QSMP Purgatory event! Many people we haven't seen for some time are logging on, and it seems like it will be a full house today.
As per usual, if anyone would like to help note timestamps for any important / funny / cute moments so I can add it to the VOD Timestamp Archive, I would really appreciate it!
#mod talk#This is me saying ''please for the love of god I can't cover 30+ people. help''#lmao#I'm gonna watch like 1 - 2 people max while they're live it's just way too crazy to watch multiple POVs during big event days
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My favorite part of running Royal Archivist is definitely reading the tags people put in their reblogs. I really love seeing people react to goofy bits or wild lore, it's just fun seeing people crack jokes or roast their streamer or have the same reaction I did while watching stream.
This blog (and the VOD Timestamp Archive) take up a lot of time and energy I don't really have, but seeing everyone's tags and seeing the kind messages I get every once in a while thanking me for my work make me so :'))))) I know MCYT fandoms tend to have a bad rap, but everyone who interacts with Royal Archivist has genuinely so kind and funny (with one or two exceptions) and it's really nice to see. I love seeing the love people have for QSMP.
#mod talk#Your friendly neighborhood Archivist is having a rough one but I just got a very sweet message and it made me smile#I'm very bad at responding to messages I'm so sorry OTL#Tumblr doesn't notify me half the time and the other half my ADHD nerfs me and I forget that I haven't responded to someone#But anyways#I really do work hard to do good edits and good clips but sometimes I'm working on an edit at 2am like#''Why am I doing this. QSMP should hire me. I feel like an unpaid intern all over again.''#''I could do so much more work if this was my actual job I was getting paid for''#lmao#Ah well it's good video editing practice at the very least
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FYI —
Your friendly neighborhood archivist (me) is going to be offline for the next few days until Monday, 9/25.
I won't be able to cover any streams for the VOD Timestamp Archive, so if any of you plan to watch any QSMP streamers in the next few days, consider doing your community (and me) a favor by writing down one or two timestamps of any important moments or lore! Even a short summary of what happened in the stream would be very helpful.
Although the Archive typically only covers QSMP streams, if you happen to watch the upcoming Paranormal Order oneshot, I'd love to include timestamps for that stream in the Archive as well! I'm sure a lot of people are excited for it (as am I) but I know not everyone will be able to see it live, so let's help them out!
Please send summaries / notes / timestamps my way via DMs or the Submit box so I can add them to the Archive.
Thank you, and hope you all have a lovely weekend!
#mod talk#There's a chance this won't post until the early AMs#You win some you lose some#I'm so sad I'm missing the oneshot stream#but I'm having a Very nice vacation so I'm not that sad
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Tomorrow's a big lore day for the QSMP!
If you weren't aware: Cellbit, like Felps, seems to have been abducted by the Federation, and half the server is going to attempt a rescue mission to save him.
Your friendly neighborhood Royal Archivist here loves to help people catch up on streams they missed with the VOD Timestamp Archive, but I'm just one person, and a lot will be going on tomorrow.
If there's a streamer you're planning to watch during tomorrow's event, consider writing down a few important timestamps or a summary of the stream!
Not only would it help me a lot, but it would also help other QSMP fans. Please submit your summaries or Timestamps to me via DMs or via Submissions so I can add them to the archive. Thank you in advance!
According to Cellbit, the June 1st event will be around 2pm PST || 5pm EST || 18h BRT, but keep in mind that many streamers are likely to start earlier than that.
VOD Timestamp Archive || Submit Timestamps
#QSMP#Blog Announcement#Allowing submissions just for tomorrow as a test run#since some folks couldn't use DMs#Prayer hands please help me out I covered 6 people today and that SUCKED#I'm still adding stuff so the Archive hasn't been updated yet but hopefully I'll at least have part of it updated before tomorrow#If anyone's planning on covering a particular person ahead of time please let me know!#so I can know not to prioritize doing timestamps for them#please & thank you
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Y'all, archivists are so cool, they really are the backbone of our community. I regularly bust my butt til 3am updating the QSMP VOD Timestamp Archive, but admittedly, I got a bit frustrated last night wondering if it was a waste of time and if anyone even uses it, but then I see all the archival work done by other members of our community and I'm just SO amazed by their dedication. We're all doing this because we love QSMP, and we don't want any part of it to get lost, and that itself feels like a preservation of our love for it. It's nice to think about.
Anyways, I haven't talked about the VOD Timestamp Archive much lately because I renovated it from the ground up last month (and again last night), so I'd like to wait for it to look ~perfect~ before doing another announcement post, but if there's anything I can do to help make it more useful for people, feel free to reach out to me via DMs and let me know!
#mod talk#I'm also always open to help#please for the love of god lmao#I feel really bad that almost none of the French streamers are represented in the archive#because I can't speak French and half of them don't use English subtitles#and the other half don't stream at a good time for me#I'd also love to flesh up the Timestamp document for April#this project started in May so there weren't many timestamps recorded for April since I don't have time to go back and rewatch things
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Today is another event day! 3pm PST || 6pm EST
I'll be recording important timestamps for the QSMP VOD Timestamp Archive, but if you have a particular streamer you're planning to watch today, consider writing down a few timestamps and sending them my way! I'd really appreciate the help.
#mod talk#Dude I still haven't even seen the entirety of the SATURDAY event#agh#I haven't had time to do much lately
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