Kaoru Watashi ni Kiss wo shite.

[1800s newspaper seller voice]: low quality gifs of some high quality boys smoochin’ come and get ur low quality gifs of some high quality boys

yes good day hi I am being COMPLETELY normal don't look at the tags about this Valentine's YCH from @valkblue 😭

she was killing. she was dying. she was rotting. she was ripening. she was loving. she was losing. she was a woman. she was a girl. she was Karna Solara.

congrats to Aabria @quiddie Iyengar for making me sob and draw at 2 am

this. man's. smile.

it's so beautiful, bright, comforting, happy, sweet, imperfectly perfect, cute, warm.

there are some people whose smiles are literal sources of light.

they smile and a warm cozy feeling fills your heart.

he's one of those people-

you're welcome (coz i know you're silently thanking me for the smiling james compilation)

i wish i could upload more than one video at once because i highly recommend trying out the new smooches with the music turned off and the sound turned all the way up

Being a Fae's broodmare might no be so bad, they probably be more then happy to give you whatever you want (except for freedom) if you agree to be their happy little breeding toy. I bet they can even make sure you don't experience any of the bad side effects of pregnancy, even labor would be easy, and they'd ensure you bounce back right after so they can stuff you with another baby.

Just imagine it, spending your days cockwarming your fae partner as your pampered and praised endlessly. They like to show you off too, how happy you are to be breed and how many children you've given them.

God bless the anon that sent in that first ask 🙏

Ohhh, now if you actually agree to it under certain conditions and such... 👀👀 Imagine how delighted your fae would be! A willing little human to breed and keep around, isn't that lovely? Who knew people like you existed! What was that about wanting to see your family and friends from time to time? Just silly noise, that's all. I think they’d do anything to keep you happy and healthy, in the way we treat pets - just with more power and magic. And how can you be a good broodmare and keep on bearing their children when you’re traumatized by the pains of pregnancy and child birth? (Not to mention that they simply can’t stand the thought of you experiencing so much pain- you’re simply too cute for that, no?) You’ll never have to worry about that - they keep you nice and safe, you’ll go through as little discomfort as possible. But I can see some fae, especially the more whimsical ones, keeping you fully aware for a birth or two as punishment - it all depends on your captor, in the end... Some spirits I grew up with a pretty volatile and downright mean, even a wrong look could throw them off 🤭

I wanna make out in someone's lap, all sweet and slow, so they can softly massage and grope my body to see the way I lose focus as I gasp and whine into their mouth because I'm getting so needy :(

lixies quote of the day #18

as a felix kisser i can confirm this is true

1am on Feb 14 so you know what must be done 🩵🧡

Kaoru Watashi ni Kiss wo shite.

Today on fey fangirls about her hubby. So I pointed at the lighter in front of him in the computer table. Which of course he grabs my hand kisses the back of it and then hands me the lighter

god i need straight ppl to be fuckin normal abt gay intimacy like right now

Just hate-scrolled hella so uhhhhh let me do smthn really funny 😊

TERFS die challenge trans people be realer than you ever were. Dare I even go out on a limb and say that I would kill every TERF I see by slingshotting stones at them. You're just jealous that trans women are exponentially better women than you could ever be 🖕.

Now look at my funny cat.

arakoga 4 the soul

Bg3's hair customization options are just. Unparalleled. I recreated my exact cut, down to the early faint silvers in the curls. Ofc it is absolutely abysmal wrt face & body shape diversity (where are my short absolute unit, round faced folks at. I am built like an acnh villager)

Did I make my ray of sunshine, orange tiefling monk durge basically a self insert??? Maybe so. I had a WHOLE backstory and made deliberate rp decisions with my drow tav but now I'm just. That's me and I get to be nice except when I'm not :)

There is smthn to be said about being a kindhearted problem solver who always picks diplomatic non violent options but is also consumed by insatiable rage and sometimes extremely violent bloodlust. Y'know how it is

Obvs I don't want to make broad OCD parallels bc ocd and intrusive thoughts are demonized enough as it is, and ppl with ocd are LESS likely to commit violent acts. But also. For me at least, as an OCD haver, it's like. Oh. Playing a durge who's desperately trying to be good and battling with this monstrous self that /isn't you/ and yet it lives in you and you can't escape it and it's terrifying but it's always there and no one takes it seriously and everyone is just like 'oh dw everyone gets angry sometimes :)' and no matter how much you protest that it's WAY worse than that, they still don't take you seriously. Literally the only other person listening is a Literal Vampire because he understands the self as monstrous (even if he early on encourages the violence). And it's just

Well. Yeah. Sure is Something To Think About