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sassycheesecake · 4 months

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Haikyū!! Boyfriends with a bookworm s/o who likes dark romance 💞

Gets updates from you occasionally, whether it’s out of fury, happiness, sadness, disgust, shock or horniness and listens intensely to every word you say, letting you vent to him without interrupting you with an impassive face

"AND THEN HE LIED TO HER THE WHOLE TIME ABOUT BEING A DEA AGENT UNDERCOVER!" You pace in your shared living room, wanting to scream out of anger so bad.

"How dare he. After everything they’ve been through." He says while watching you pace around with a neutral expression.

- Ushijima, Kageyama, Osamu, Tsukishima, Kenma, Kita

Waits for you to finish the book, so he can read it himself at night when you are sleeping (Without telling you of course, you can never know that he has a secret soft spot for romance books)

"Wait… he tattooed her while he was fucking her against the wall? Is that even possible?" He mumbles, as he continues to read the page.

You walk into the room, after noticing he was not in bed with you.

"Babe? What are you doing?" You say sleepily.

"NOTHING!" He yells out of fear at the sudden sound of your voice.

He throws the book across the room, waking you up more in the process and shock overcomes your features as you realize that the book you recently read is missing from its spot on the shelf.

"You were curious about that book weren’t you?" You grin at your lover and he just shoots you a deadly glare in return.

- Atsumu, Sakusa, Hoshiumi, Daichi, Kuroo, Tendō, Suna, Yaku, Iwaizumi

You ask him to read a page from your book and he reads it, not knowing that his s/o may be into this sort of stuff.

" 'He stuffed the broad tip of his…. Into her wet pulsating… yeah, you like that my little slut.' . What the fuck are you reading?!" His whole face gives away so many emotions. Disbelief, shock, disgust, incredulity.

You name it.

While you are laughing your ass off at his reactions, tears collecting in your eyes, wishing you would have recorded his reaction.

- Miya twins, Suna, Hakuba, Meian, Romero, F. Hirugami, Ennoshita, Yamaguchi, Kuroo, Yaku, Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Matsukawa, Hanamaki, Futakuchi

You can’t tell him. Period. If he found out you read dark romance, you will ruin his sweet innocent mind. You’re taking it with you to the grave and only read the books online.

- Hinata, Bokuto, S. Hirugami, Sugawara, Asahi, Lev, Akaashi, Komori, Aran

#haikyuu!!#haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu!! x reader #haikyū!!#hq x reader #hq fluff #nekoma #inarizaki #aoba johsai #haikyu #haikyu x reader #booklr #dark romance #dark romance books #totally not based on real events #Pfff no #it’s just maybe some phases of my experience with my husband when I told him I read dark romance

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aveloka-draws · 4 days

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Relationship status of the lamb and nari?

Complicated pfff

Lamb is in love but convinced Narinder cant feel the same for them and that he only wants his power back.

Narinder is still figuring out his own "mortality", often going close to Lamb since they are one of the few things that bring him some form of comfort as he gets used to life again, trying to find a way to keep them grounded through their ascension.

#ask a bird #narilamb #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #currently Naris out fishin w the bois while lambs listening to a hungry fox #and deciding giving ichor to a former god is a good idea pfff

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nothatsmi · 9 months

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Andrew doesn't care about exy.

And Neil doesn't care about Andrew.

Hehe

Posted this a few days ago on Instagram but forgot to put it here-

I'm still reading the third book, I'm now post Lola's encounter so in the next one I do Neil will have all his scars :)

I LOVE how the relationship between them is evolving, it's absolutely fitting - like within their fucked-upness they're so caring... In a way where it just seem like they're the only ones who could handle each other the way they do. I love it.

#all for the game #aftg #neil josten #andrew minyard #andreil #the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men #exy #caring can be demonstrated in the oddest ways sometimes #i think they care #i mean pfff naahh #THIS is nothing anyway #noah's aftg series

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haeg0yangi · 8 months

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ titles for u (gimme credits)

alternative.

🙊 ᭩　ࣨ spēak n𖦹w ᥫ᭡ ▒ ᬼ

⠀᳜ ꤫✟⠀ᭋ⠀▌⠀💥⃟☎️ᤢ ＿💢 ⃜ ⡴

🚫 ೃೀ﹡ razó̶n ᬀ do c꩜razón⠀🎃 𝅛 𒂝

⠀𖣁⠀lĒAVE ME alöne⠀◯⃘⠀ֱ⠀๎๎⠀𓆈⠀᳜᳜᳜᳜᳜⠀⬮⬤⠀✶

˘ 𖹭ꓺ ⅈf I c𝑶uld...? ⁺ ░ 🐱💧 ͠ ☝️ ⃰

messy

onᥱ 𝙺𝙸𝚂𝚂 ─── ⠀私の愛⠀💘 ͚ ◯。

人生 αll mⅈne . . . ░🐍̲❣️

/ ) / ) rᥱwrite thᥱ stα̶rs ｡ 🪄᳟⭐ 𝇁𝄄

( 📁 αrch. by nick ＿ ⭐ O1O1 )

░⠀✎ 집 = livᥱ, lαu꯭gh, lovᥱ⠀♬ ✶⃝🦊 ꩜

maybe I could do a tuto for my actual style of mbs (like insta y'know) but idk. i need motives 😭😭

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crystalmagpie447 · 8 months

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YIIIPPEEEEE neat fellows

i love them

(fool and misuta fromm ghost in the machine by @venomous-qwille)

kaBOOM

uncolored version too because why not :-0

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fullychaotichell · 1 month

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THE father-daughter duo 😭😭

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel art #hazbin #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #art #fanart #my art #seriously though lucifer is the epitome of father who tries so hard but fails anyways as he's held back by his own trauma #or epic fail father if you will #and charlie literally turned out the best she could ever turn out #like literally the sweetest and most passionate #and she will single-handedly get her father back out there with cute lil shopping sessions pfff

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jeeaark · 5 months

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So downside, accidentally had Jurassic park shenanigans spoiled for me, but upside!

Greygold was able to use that foresight to treat Lae'zel to some Turok Fun.

I can only surmise that said foresight is what Greygold occasionally picks up from their reliable scouting familiar raven, Quothe.

#bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #lae'zel #bg3 fanart #bg3 comic #greygold #The only exaggeration is that Lae'zel didn't even get scratched throughout the entire ordeal pfff #Been drawing a lot of cranky babe #had to balance that out with some cute sillies again #Lae'zel then carries around the head of a bloodthirsty raptor like she just won the biggest teddy bear plushie at the state fair

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xcchoco · 3 months

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those new sprites... omg im so excited for the new backstories

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pheoflame · 4 months

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Finally drew BEST BOY that I love so much 😩❤

#hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel #my first try at drawing smth from the show #pfff i love him with my whole life #😩😩😩#whoever he did the deal with sould better prepare to CATCH THESE HANDS BICH🖐

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xkatsukizukux · 6 months

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POV: You light a stranger's candle in 'Sky: Children Of The Light'

Thank you for the love on this silly post! But I would like to take a moment to remind you to check out the resources I've rebloged in regards to Palestine,Sudan,Congo and more!! Some really great stuff/creators are there. Of course I urge you to look/educate yourself though on these issues & gen0cides! People need our help! I reblog a lot on my tiktok @m00n_ivy as well!

If you also would like to support me as an artist so I can become fulltime, my art account is @moony-mai if you are interested.

Happy flying!! I truly didn't expect so many people to reblog this! I love reading your silly reblogs and they make me smile!😊💕

#sky cotl friends #sky cotl posting #sky cotl lore #sky cotl #sky children of the light #pfff #lmao #its like a requirement to bow at eachother #and we can get so agressive lmao #i miss avatar #maybe ill rewatch it sometime soon #sokka #is one of my favs #hes so funny #ITS THE QUENCHIEST #pffff

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fruedian · 11 months

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#dailyb99gifs #b99edit #sitcomedit #cinematv #dailyflicks #tvedit #cinemapix #filmtvcentral #sad holt is so funny i had to gif him #posting when ppl are active? pfff #*gif #*1k

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aveloka-draws · 27 days

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I love all the characters in you au, they're all so interesting, especially... *checks rist* sins, services, sales, and dr. sun tsu.

(I do genuinely like them tho)

I asume you mean them? if not.. beh, an excuse to draw the disciples uwu

#ask a bird #i like to imagine them reading some of the asks or listening to the lighthouse cultists #and just #having a time w some of the things yall say pfff #cotl au #cerva #tzinn #cotl saleos #cotl dr sozonius

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wraithcanid · 9 months

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"I need to become Ice King again"

#adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #i made this right after the 3rd and 4th eps came out #it blew up on TT and i'm STILL shocked #but yeah..#let this poor old man have a BREAK #ignore the design mistakes i made this without any breaks pfff

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lyr-caelum · 2 months

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Some of my fav frames in the last

✨IN EVERY UNIVERSE✨

#in every universe sirius loves remus #wolfstar fanart #i cant stop thinking about this boys…#sirius black #remus lupin #meeting in a club #are they going to kiss?#pfff ofcourse…

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lil-beanz000 · 7 months

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Fucked around with a new brush~ I absolutely hate it….. an this isn’t my fav drawing too but oh well 😅 posting it anyways I guess~🙃

#rottmnt #tmnt #rottmnt donnie #idk why he’s on the pond babe #dont ask me #make it up #my art #shittty art is shit #I draw way to fucking much #sobs #I don’t even post half of it all pfff #anywho #time to draw even more 😅#rise donnie

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saltpepperbeard · 1 year

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oh, don’t mind me, just thinking about-

-how stede tends to sleep on his back, which i’m pretty sure is just the biggest open invitation for ed to sleep cuddled up on his chest, snuggled impossibly close

#OFMD #Gentlebeard #Blackbonnet #Stede Bonnet #Edward Teach #Revenge Rambles #Like listen #LISTEN #Him comfortably on his back like that #But with an arm threaded warmly around Ed #And Ed snuggled up on his chest or on his shoulder?#Their heads snuggled close?#Their bodies so intertwined it's impossible to tell where one starts and one begins?#You know?#YOU KNOW???#YOU FEEL ME HSJKDLS???#david pls can we have this sort of thing i'm crying right now #samba can you relay the message PFFF

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