HOLY SHIT!!!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!

I am so fucking happy right now

current mood: alfred looking tired while bruce runs off with his dick out

SJM trademarks

How the fuck does SJM think she can trademark nesta, bryce, rhysand, suriel and illyrian 😭. Like dawg these are real names that existed way before your made your dumb books. Suriel is an angel whose been written about for centuries. Illyria was an actual civilization how fucking bold to say you're the only one who can use that word.

I don't know much about how trademarks work but this has brought me to a new level of incredulous distaste for sjm

pretty sure the worst word mix up i ever made while writing was confusing "prostrated" with "castrated" because i thought "prostrated" was the same thing as "prostate" so there's those wires crossed. anyways the only reason this got caught is because my friend hit me up like two minutes after i posted the chapter like "HEY UH DUDE THAT'S NOT WHAT THAT WORD MEANS" and saved my balls. unlike those poor people before the edit who got castrated.

Cheeky little erection

He’s a ten but his unfortunate erection is destroying his perfection. (Yes this is from a real Broadway Musical)

Go swallow a load! 😬

Friendly sexy fella showing off his cheeky little erection

Looks like Oscar got a bit excited this year.

its 3 am and all i can think about is fucking someone hard and raw