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littlemissbiatch · 7 months

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He’s a ten but he’s an eleven 😩

He’s a ten but he’s a a handsome, heroically charismatic, plain-spoken, know-nothing, skirt-chasing, cocky little son-of-a-

#i love jack kelly #and jeremy jordan #theatre #newsies #broadway #theatre kid #music #jack kelly #crutchie #Jack’s too good for ten

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littlemissbiatch · 7 months

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He's a ten but he's not impulsive, not deranged, wants to climb Mt. Everest, go to Mozambique and is crazier than you.

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littlemissbiatch · 7 months

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REVIEWING ANASTAISA!!!

Overall: 10/10- love this show. Brings back so many memories. Anastasia is tbh one of my dream roles

Music: 9/10- I LOVE THE MUSIC SO MUCHHHHHH I fell in love with A Crowd of Thousands after I saw two people perform it in my voice recital and it was just so dreamy. Not too mention, Crossing A bridge, Learn to Do it, Journey to The Past, Once Upon a December, and In My dreams?!?! Perfection!

Favorite Character: DMITRY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH PLEASE SWEETHEART AHHHHH

Favorite Song/moment: A CROWD OF THOUSANDS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Most unhinged lyric/moment: "I remember!" does unhinged things to me

What it says about you: you are a hopeless romantic. You dream of grand balls and sparkling crowns and dashing/beautiful lovers. You've read the books to both Too All the Boys I've Loved Before and The Summer I Turned Pretty. You're a bookworm, and possibly a ballerina. You've had the bi panic of seeing both Dmitry and Anya's attractiveness. (that last one might just be me...)

Tell me your favorite musical and I’ll try to rate it and tell you what it says about you.

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littlemissbiatch · 7 months

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REVIEWING ADDAMS FAMILY!!!

Overall: 7.6/10- solid show, funky music, fun costumes, but the plot is a bit meh to me.

Music: 8/10- I do love the soundtrack on this one! One normal night, Crazier than You, Full Disclosure and When You're and Addams are my favorites. I think it fits the show, and I'd go as far to say that the music is better than the show itself.

Favorite Character: Lucas Beineke or Wednesday Addams

Favorite Song/Moment: One normal night

Most unhinged moment/lyric: "I wanna cut you with my love and with my knife!" or when Wednesday shoots the arrow above Lucas at the apple.

What is says about you: you definitely had a dark sense of humor, but sitcoms were your guilty pleasure. You tried to say you were goth but yellow was secretly your favorite color.

Tell me your favorite musical and I’ll try to rate it and tell you what it says about you.

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littlemissbiatch · 7 months

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REVIEWING NEWSIES!!

Overall: 10/10- I LOVE THIS SHOW SO FUCKING MUCH. Its a masterpiece. Its way better than the movie #sorrynotsorry

Music: 10/10-a few songs I don't love but has some so good that it makes up for it.

Favorite Character: JACK KELLY MY LOVE

Favorite Song/moment: Carrying the Banner;

Davey: you need shit to have a union

Jack: like what

Davey:

Davey: uh... people

Newsies: Hello, bitches

Davey: ...shit

Most unhinged moment/lyric: the part where Davey tells Jack how good it is to have him back, only because it was so hard for me to see either of them as straight in that moment OR "They don't have any clothes on!"

What is says about you: You are probably a millennial, and most likely bisexual or pansexual. Probably have experienced the panic of realizing both Jack AND Katherine are pretty hot. If you did dance, you def did tap. You probably have social anxiety.

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littlemissbiatch · 7 months

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REVIEWING SWEENY TODD

Overall: 6/10- I like this show, but I am a bit biased towards it because I had to watch my headmaster play the lead in it once and it was kinda traumatizing. It's a little dark for my taste, but solid show

Music: 7.5/10- i like the music, but its not on my playlist

Favorite Character: Johanna

Favorite Song/moment: Ballad of Sweeney Todd

Most unhinged moment/lyric: "MOre MeaT PIEs!"

What it says about you: You definitely had a goth/emo phase or a preppy academia phase. You were pretty smart, maybe even a nerd. You loved history and English class and horror movies. You have an unhealthy obsession with Plague Doctors.

Tell me your favorite musical and I’ll try to rate it and tell you what it says about you.

#theatre #theatre kid #music #broadway #musical theatre #musicals #sweeney todd #mrs. lovett #meat pies #ballad of sweeney todd #johanna #thE DEmoN barBEr oF FleET STReeT

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littlemissbiatch · 7 months

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REVIEWING LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS!!!!

Overall: 7.7/10- love the vibes, love the sci-fi aspect. puppets are so cool. Only show I've ever done tech for instead of acting in.

Music: 8/10- the range of styles is impressive. Downtown, Feed Me, Call Back in the Morning, Closed for Renovation and Don't Feed The Plants are my faves.

Favorite character: Ronette

Favorite moment/song: When the girls sing "Uptown you cater to a million whores, the bosses take your money and they break your hearts," or when the dead people come out of the plant at the end lol

Most unhinged moment/lyric: Call back in the Morning or whenever Seymour FUCKING FEEDS SOMEONE TO HIS PLANT

What it says about you: you were probably the underdog as a kid. Maybe the nerd who liked science and got picked on. You've had at least one showmance

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littlemissbiatch · 7 months

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REVIEWING SIX!!!

Overall: 10/10- my favorite musical of all time.

Music: 10/10- it's a masterpiece. It manages to incorporate ballads, rap, and pop punk, all in one show. this in itself is a feat.

Favorite Character: Katherine Howard

Favorite Song and/or part: All You Wanna Do and "Well I guess he just really liked my head.. 5678!!!"

Most unhinged moment/lyric: "But this is our story and it can be whatever we want!" or Aragon's introduction, or "WELL I GUESS HE JUST REALLY LIKES MY HEAD!"

What it says about you: you are probably gen-z or millennial. Probably an English person in school. You were either super shy or super bold and social, there is no in between.

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littlemissbiatch · 7 months

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My album ranking cuz why the fuck not

10. Debut- its not bad but I’m not a country girlie

9. Red- so much nostalgia but it doesn’t have much else going for me besides that when she’s got much better albums.

8. Fearless- this pains me but she’s just fine better. I still love it tho

7. Folklore- don’t come for me. I like this album but I’m just not a huge folk person. It’s still a masterpiece tho

6. Evermore- I FUCKING LOVE EVERMORE SO UNDERRATED LIKE YES GO OFF WITCH BITCH FALL GIRLIES

5. Speak Now- DROP EVERYTHING NOW. This album is such a fucking vibe. So much anger and I’m living for it.

4. Lover- this album is so sweet. So many bops. Believe it or not, I even like Me! I know it’s a silly song but it’s so cutesy! The Man is an all time fave tho

3. 1989- The pop classic. This album is a lifestyle. New Romantics, Wonderland and I know Places do things to me.

2. reputation- BIG REPUTATION BIG REPUTATION! I don’t care what anybody says, this album is tucking badass.

1. Midnights- this is the most relatable album to me, and it’s the first album to come out in my time as a hardcore swiftie so *shrug* besides, WOULD’VE COULD’VE SHOULD’VE?!?!??!?!!?

#music #taylor swift #fearless #speak now #red #1989 #reputation #lover #folklore #evermore #midnights #swiftie #albums #album #album ranking #she has no bad albums #I’d give Taylor swift a kidney probably #I get casually more unhinged throughout this

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Tell me your favorite musical and I’ll try to rate it and tell you what it says about you.

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littlemissbiatch · 7 months

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He’s a ten but he’s a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean-

#eliza hamilton #Hamilton #musicals #theatre #theatre kid #music #musical theatre #lin manuel miranda #he’s a ten but #bastard orphan son of a whore #pov burr be like why Alex hate me #then like the little fucking slut bitch boy motherfucker oh wait he has no mother #so fuck you bitch

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littlemissbiatch · 7 months

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He’s a ten but he’s a a handsome, heroically charismatic, plain-spoken, know-nothing, skirt-chasing, cocky little son-of-a-

#theatre #theatre kid #music #newsies #jack Kelly #Broadway #Crutchie #David #katherine plumber #katherine pulitzer #Jeremy Jordan #newsies revival with the same cast I don’t care how old they are pleaseeeee #this show makes me insane

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littlemissbiatch · 7 months

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TOP 3 TAYLOR SWIFT ERAS OF THE SOC CHARACTERS

Kaz is a true rep girlie. He plays these songs when he enters rooms to feel like a badass. Midnights is his second favorite and he likes to play it late at night. Speak Now makes him feel sassy.

Inej loves Evermore, and Folklore. She’s entirely invested in the Folklore love triangle. She plays Midnights when she runs across roofs late at night.

Nina loves Fearless, and Debut. She’s a huge country fan, but she likes to let loose and party to the early pop like 1989.

Wylan’ sun his Lover era. Soon you’ll get Better is about his mum for him, but Cruel Summer is his favorite. He loves the story in Folklore and the vibes of Red.

Jesper loves the party vibes if 1989 but the revenge feelings on Speak now. Lover makes him think of Wylan.

Matthias loves Fearless for the vibe and it makes him think of Nina. Folklore is so genius that he worries Ms. Swift is grisha. Red makes him feel like the sad little guy he is sometimes.

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littlemissbiatch · 7 months

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He’s a ten but his unfortunate erection is destroying his perfection. (Yes this is from a real Broadway Musical)

#chip tolentino #25th annual putnam county spelling bee #spelling bee #chip’s lament #my unfortunate erection #I do blame my penis (actual lyric)#theatre #theatre kid #musicals #musical theatre #broadway

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littlemissbiatch · 7 months

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He’s a ten but he fed your boss, ex, and you to his world conquering talking plant.

#seymour krelborn #little shop of horrors #jeremy jordan #mr mushnik #theatre #theatre kid #music #Audrey #audrey ii #orin

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littlemissbiatch · 7 months

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Ready for it by Taylor swift is so kanej coded

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