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furinzii · 2 months
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GUYS
https://x.com/glitch_prod/status/1766901961343799598?s=20
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luneariann · 9 months
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Why does tumblr want to die so bad
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festive · 2 years
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Things that go bump in the night.
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yes, as you guessed it: a collab for all my fellow monster fuckers out there!
Summary: Ah yes, from ghouls to werewolves and everything in between — come, indulge upon your feral desire to be fucked senseless by these beasts! All different types of monsters are allowed (angels, fairies, anything not HUMAN— oh my.)
To join: Simply send me an ask with the fandom and character you would like to write for along with the monster type. you do not need to be following me to participate!
Rules: dark content & nsfw is allowed, it’s also encouraged! however it must be tagged accordingly, you also must be 18 or older (age indicator in bio or you shall be blocked.) no minors <- this goes for characters too (they must be aged up to adults.)
No more than 2 repeats for characters. Monster repeat is ok, as long as it’s not the same character, so I don’t want to see two werewolf!Osamu entries (it pained me to say this.) hear me out, the more creative the better!
Fandoms: aot, genshin impact, tokyorev, haikyuu, and jjk.
Deadline: I hate due dates so ughh there is none, you can post it when you post it— :p
Once you’ve finished with your fic tag me in it.
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Haikyuu!!
Merman!Sugawara - @kazuwhora
Dragon!Osamu - Me :3 teehee
Angel!Atsumu - @sweetsbysatori
Alien!Suna - @maitaro
Ghoul!Kuroo - @mekiza
Werewolf!Kiyoomi - ME AGAIN
WoodElf!Oikawa - @todorollz
Ghoul!Osamu - @h-izumis
Attack on Titan!
Ork!Reiner - @poohbea
Vampire!Eren - @sarcasticallydrowning
Serpent!Eren - @lovereren
Genshin Impact!
Siren!Tartaglia - Me :3
Slime!Venti - @northcafe
Garuda!Xiao - @genshinparty
Jujutsu Kaisen!
Fairy!Hiromi - @indiecursor
Werewolf!Megumi - @fictitiouslover
Fae!Naoya - @sintiva
Vampire!Toji - @dejwrites
Vampire!Geto - @tyga-lily
Vampire!Nanami - @wisenerdcreator
Demon!Toji - @/sarcasticallydrowning
Incubus!Yuuta - @oikadiors
Incubus!Sukuna - @mclovin-mcjagger
Angel!Gojo - @rinhoes
Tokyo Revengers!
Incubus!Mitsuya - @1990-05-10
Vampire!Baji - @/kazuwhora
Succubus!Yuzuha - @/kazuwhora
Vampire!Inui - @kazububs
Fae!Haruchiyo - @bxnten
Dragon!Taiju - @bubble4u
HalfGiantHalfVampire!Taiju - @maydayaisha
Merman!Mikey - @manjiroscum <3
Misc!
Vampire!Douma - @thicksimpx
Vampire!Ferid - @gabzlovesu
Fae!Tengen - @hellavile
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theworstcreature · 14 days
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Those old scented build-a-bears smell better than literally every air freshener
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prettyboykatsuki · 1 year
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angelsaxis · 11 months
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"muzzles arent dehumanizing because they exist a lot in kink and bdsm and besides Miguel HAS to wear the muzzle because of his fangs and the venom" I'll rob something out yours and your Mama's crib
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jaakey · 1 year
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so like can we talk about this again now that im awake
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claire: let’s flip the tables here-
isaac: *throws the dinner table between them onto the floor*
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apollotronica · 2 months
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MYSTOMACH
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crowning-art · 1 year
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TGCF SPOILERS AAAHHHHHHHHHHHGHHDHHFDHJFJX
GUUUUYYYTSSSSSS WTTFFFFF I DID NOT EXPECT THIS I DID NOT EXPECT TO READ THEIR FREAKING CINFESSION TODAY OH MY GOD I CANT EVEN TYPE RJFBFJFNFJTJFJGJ
Accurate depiction of me reading the absolute wild events I read rn:
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Literally, like that exact face of disbelief, happiness, confusion, shock, conflicted, etc etc
First of all I DID NOT EXPECT WHITE NO FACE TO SHOW UP SO MUCH WHAT????
YAASSSSSS LETS GOOOOOOOO NEW PEEPS ADDED TO THE REUNION AND THIS TIME IT IS MY FAVES DJDJJDJXJD AHHH IM SO HAPPY I MISSED FENG XIN AND MU QING SO MUCH DJDJDJFJ
Ok but like I was trying to take this part seriously but all I kept thinking of was that one scene in that one barbie movie from like ages ago where she gets buried in an avalanche (mainly cuz I used to re-enact it with my siblings ALOT when I was kid lmao) the point is....I couldn't take this scene seriously lmao if you know, you know
When Xie Lian turned back to save Nan Feng and Fu Yao, that moment he delayed allowed the wave of snow to swallow him whole. The cold and heavy wave of snow surged without rest, breaking him and Hua Cheng apart. Xie Lian was falling all over from the force, tumbling down with the white wave, but still managed to keep struggling somehow. However, there was too much snow, the surge too powerful, and time and time again covered over Xie Lian’s head, bringing a series of sudden suffocations.
In the end, Xie Lian shouted, “SAN LANG!”, unable to hang on, and was buried down after all, disappearing within the icy snow current.
It was from this exact scene that I started feeling anticipation cuz I knew stuff here and there about the statues and confession but I didn't really know what I was getting into...
Xie Lian was already used to Hua Cheng having the answers to everything, yet this time, Hua Cheng replied, “I don’t know. Most likely under the snowy mountain.”
Xie Lian was amazed. “And here I thought it was a shelter San Lang found. I can’t believe not even you know where this is?”
“No,” Hua Cheng said.
LMAO THIS WAS SO FUNNY THO
The moment Xie Lian fell into the pit, those white strings of silk instantly charged forward and tied him up nicely. The rest of the cobwebs were then slowly crawling about, further securing the “cocoons” on Nan Feng and Fu Yao’s bodies. Fu Yao was going mad with rage.
“How come you fell too? Now look at us, three dumb fools! Let’s all just die here together!”
Yooo they are 2 brain cells shared among one another and today it is with NEITHER LMAO
It was like Fu Yao couldn’t believe his real identity was so easily seen through, and was relentless. “When exactly did you find out? How did you find out? There must’ve been something that gave it away, what was the flaw?!
But like this part was so cute, like I genuinely love their friendship so much and like vice versa cuz they also recognized Xie Lian's statues just as quickly
If he couldn’t guess who were under those two skins, then he would’ve lived all those years for nothing.
Ah, wait, hold up, what deed are they talking about? When Mu Qing was accused of stealing or is it something else that's mentioned later? I'm confused :(
Feng Xin also added, “Stop thinking people are as narrow-minded as you. Even when that shitty deed of yours landed you in Heaven’s Prison, His Highness still tried to help you…
LMAO OK THIS WAS ALSO HILARIOUS
“…What’s with those faces?” Xie Lian asked. “Don’t get me wrong. The red string I’m talking about isn’t something so frivolous as the ‘red string of fate’, it’s a spiritual device. Just a spiritual device.”
Only then did the two stop their twitching.
Feng Xin replied, “Oh, I see.”
Mu Qing on the other hand, was doubtful. “And what kind of spiritual device is that? What does it do?”
“It’s quite useful,” Xie Lian said. “It’s a red string tied on both our hands, with an invisible connection in between. One can use this red string to find the other, and as long as one is still breathing, the red string will never break…”
Before he even finished, the other two couldn’t listen anymore and cut him off.
“HOW IS THAT DIFFERENT THAN THE ‘RED STRING OF FATE’? IT’S EXACTLY THE SAME THING!”
LMAO THEY ARE SO OVER PROTECTIVE IT'S SO CUTE FJFJFJFJGUC but like ughhh get you some besties who would point out all the bad things in the new dude u bring home and are willing to put their lives on the line to protect you T-T
The whole convo really went:
Fengqing: He has red flags ALL over him!!!
Xie Lian: well...umm..red is my favourite colour *twirling hair shyly*
Ya so at this point I was like oh dear lord....things are going down
“I can’t believe there’d be a day that an arrogant character like Crimson Rain Sought Flower would be afraid to cause unnecessary trouble,” Mu Qing said.
Ok guys be prepared for a literal essay lol
I'm going to use different words to describe Hua Cheng's feelings for Xie Lian but bear with me for a bit.
This paragraph is the first to start to explicitly state how obsessed Hua Cheng is with Xie Lian and like ya we knew all along with the subtle (or not so subtle) hints but it has now been "exposed under the sun":
Looking closely, every single statue here was carved as if they were alive, the details more than detailed, almost to the point of frightening. It was easy to see just how closely the sculptor had observed the subject of his divine statues. Xie Lian dared say that even the most renowned of sculptors of Xianle back then would not be able to carve to this level of excellence. It was as if the sculptor’s mind was completely filled with this person, and his eyes only saw this person.
Like I don't think the magnitude of Hua Cheng's...love? Obsession? Worship? Is truly comprehended cuz imagining a HUGE cave filled with 10 thousand sculptures of varying heights like that's insane (essay continued after the next bullet point lmao)
Lmao there are so many lines in here that are my favorite ESPECIALLY THIS ONE LOL
Mu Qing could not believe his ears. “…Did he actually cast something on you to confound your mind? I think even if he was to write ‘suspicious’ on his face you’d suddenly become illiterate.”
Uh oh........
“Didn’t I say not to touch things randomly in someone else’s territory?”
Back to essay!
As seen in many places, Hua Cheng has made Xie Lian his everything and clearly he is so shaken up by everything like genuinely rejection from the one and only person who matters to him is the one thing that would make him wish for death...(you see what I am getting at 😏)
Both Xie Lian’s face and mind were going to burn up. He was scared Hua Cheng might see, but Hua Cheng didn’t look at him at all, keeping to his promise completely, never crossing the line. He kept his head slightly turned, averting his gaze from that half-exposed white shoulder.
And this part! Oh my God! This part works so much in Hua Cheng's favour because despite how crazy he is for Xie Lian, he doesn't lose the respect he has for him and retains both of their dignities in such an honorable manner (and it is also seen when he was young and Xie Lian had been in that cave where the whole temptation thing was going down, both retained that dignity and honour there as well).
But at the same time, it's like the mere the thought of Xie Lian being parted from him for even a second is enough for him to want to die
By then Hua Cheng had already come to his side and clutched one of his hands. He pulled him up and pressed him hard into his embrace, whispering, “…How can I possibly let go.”
I think the main point that I was trying to draw at was that I saw people say many times 'oh my God Hua Cheng is a stalker' 'He is so creepy' 'That's taking things too far' 'he's too obsessive' (yes looking at fengqing as well lmao) and while I had the same thought when I heard about this scene a while back out of context, now I actually disagree with this. We look at this from the lens of normal people but that was NEVER Hua Cheng. He always WORSHIPPED Xie Lian and i think people tend to forget that ALOT. What happens with them (which makes them so perfect as a couple imo) is that while Hua Cheng treats Xie Lian as the revered God he is, he also treats him like a normal person and act like a typical couple which gives such a perfect balance of unconditional love while acknowledging flaws within the other person. It just works so
✨️perfectly✨️
As Xie Lian says himself, none of them are normal in this world so how can they expect their love to be normal?
So ya, the 'stalking' and 'obsessiveness' is not weird in the slightest. (Obviously in the real world it would be major problem tho lmao)
WTF
Wtf
WTFFFFFFFFF OH MY GOD
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Soon after, “Feng Xin” and “Mu Qing” before them disappeared, and what replaced them was a tall and slender white-clad young man.
Judging by his form, this young man was about seventeen or eighteen years of age, and he was wearing a mask, half of it crying, half of it smiling. While his face couldn’t be seen, the crisp and bright voice of a youth came from behind his mask.
He said warmly, “How are you, Xie Lian.”
HE IS HEREEEEEEE IN THE FLESH OH MY GOOOOD WHOEVER THE HELL WHITE NO FACE IS THIS DUDE IS HERE OH MY GOOOOOD
And the finale....
IT IS THE CONFESSIONNNNNN RJFJFJFJFJFJJFJFNFJ AHHHHHHHH FJFJFJFJFJFJFJFJF
After a pause, Xie Lian asked, his voice flat, “You…don’t want to know…how I feel about this?”
“…”
Hua Cheng turned his head slightly, like he wanted to look back but at the same time was afraid to look Xie Lian in the eyes.
I was like holding my breath the entire time when this happened like pin drop silence
So, only the two streaks of blood on his cheek could be seen.
“Will Your Highness…not tell me?”
Even his voice was cracked.
And THE ABSOLUTE FEAR LIKE MY MAN WAS READY TO LIVE IN THE SHADOWS AND NEVER MEET XIE LIAN AGAIN BUT EVERY DAY WOULD BE LIKE LIVING A THOUSAND DEATHS
And then
He heard Hua Cheng’s staggering voice coming from above.
“…Your Highness. You really…will be the death of me.”
WHAT HE WAS GIFTED INSTEAD WAS JUST ONE DEATH BUT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND BLISSFUL DEATH OF THEM ALL AND IT IS JUST SO POETIC AND BEAUTIFUL AND IM LITERALLY ACHREECHING WHAT THE HEELL THIS WAS AMAZING IM LOSING MY MIND OH MY GOD I can't I genuinely have so much to say but like U GET THE IDEA and u don't understand how perfect the whole scene was created for me cuz I have a tgcf playlist i listne to while reading and the moment I started reading this part, the opening song for the donghua started playing and I was shook like IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL I CANT
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epsi-l0n · 2 years
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milo greer wearing eyeliner im gonna pass out
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gojoed · 2 months
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GUYSASHAJDJAMD
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bigassbowlingballhead · 7 months
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Oh my god he had to strip to his underwear for a rescue
I am so calm about that ass rn
So calm
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sexysilverstrider · 7 months
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LMAOOOOOO
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prettyboykatsuki · 1 year
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oh this . oh theyre going down together
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queerautism · 2 years
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Oh my god im too high to look at any sysmed blog my he ad is gomma explode from the blatant hypocrisy
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