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Poly!Cruella De Vil and James Nolan/Prince James x Reader || Headcanons
Plot: These two together totally skeeve me out but I just find them as a concept so amusing!! And I'm glad they found eachother XD So, poly relationship HC's are a must.
Warnings: These two are complete freaks. So there are nsfw themes throughout. Kinks include heavy Mommy Kink, James is her bestubbled 'Golden Boy', Pet Play mentions, domestic kinkiness (the way you all act is not just sexual at this point, it's just your dynamic), etc. Also obnoxiously cutesy nicknames like 'Jamesy-poo' XDD That's definitely a warning! And feelings, which sneak up on you (: By the time you realise, its too late XD
This was a blast XD
<3 <3 <3
Alright so Cruella is definitely!! in total control here. She's the Boss. The Dom. The Asmodeus to yours' and James' Fizz, to you Helluva Boss fans.
The Mommy of your little 'family', basically.
Then James is her 'Golden Boy'/naughty boy, and you are their sweet, sweet pet. So like, James is a little bit higher up in the procession of power then you, but not by much.
Often its her directing the two of you equally, but occasionally she'll ask James what he thinks they should do with you, or leave you two to 'play on your own'- and she makes it clear that Jamesy-Wamesy is in charge, while she's away.
"Sweetheart stay with darling Jamesey-poo, mommy has some work to do." - Cruella, whenever she has to go do some Evilness.
When you're cold its really a toss-up; Cruella may actually give you some furs to wear (This version of her really likes the idea of branding you~ ) or you might get James' jacket. His prince jacket! Ahh <3
Cruella may have you dressing like James eventually. She thinks its cute if her two playthings have a uniform.
If you'll remember, James left his old flame Jack to die at the top of the beanstalk, totally heartless- but let me tell you, Cruella has that man so whipped he wouldn't even think about doing that to her unless there was a HUGE pay out. You, he may consider abandoning. But one nasty look from her and he'll save your sweet ass like the prince he was groomed to be. He does love you (As much as he and Cruella can love at least), its just that (In the words of his Wiki Page) he's inherited 'King Georges lack of empathy and ruthless personality'.
You and Cruella watching James fight with David-
You: Oh god, which one's James??
Cruella: The ruggedly handsome one.
You: I- which one!? Who's winning?? Oh, ow! Who just got punched in the jaw?? Who's the one bleeding?
Cruella: Oh, you tell me! They look exactly the same, darling!
You: *deadpanned at her*
You and James have an odd relationship where you kinda argue a lot, when you're not being their obedient 'pet'. You're very snarky with each other and it makes Mommy Cruella roll her eyes- but she loves it. She loves being the 'favourite'.
Cruella, to David: Jimmy has always resented you for being the one that those horrible parents of yours kept...
You: ... ehhh, I don't think he's that deep actually. I think he's just sore he had the best sword lessons in the enchanted forest and still got killed by a Behemoth.
Cruella: Darling-
You: ... and also David got a castle. And people like him. and I don't know how identical they are under the clothes but I bet his dick is bigger, too, honestly.
Cruella: 🙄 Darling...
You: aM I wRoNg????
Cruella: *Sigh, turning back to David who's very understandably uncomfortable* My darlings are such a pain sometimes... anyway Sheriff Stubbles, where were we?
... You and James fight over Cruella often. Who gets to make her drinks, who gets to kiss her first, who gets to go down on her (You've been known to actually trip that asshole off the bed before and he has dragged you to the end of the bed and tied you to the bedpost before. All the while Cruella just sits there all pleased with herself~~ Maybe acting annoyed a little, but acting badly XD), etc.
That doesn't mean you two aren't very fond of each other, though. Its mostly fun, and foreplay (;
Cruella and James are both allowed to have 'fun' with other people (Whether that be actually going out and sleeping with others or just that- 'fun'. Like when Cruella pretended she though David was James and when James pretended to be David to kiss Snow), but let me be clear- you are not.
Cruella: Darling you're like our faithful Rottweiler, aren't you?? You would never hurt us like that. You could never be pleased by anyone else but us. Hm?
James: Yeah, and no one else would put up with you, either *eyeroll*
They don't actually do it very often though, mess around with others. They're both quite content with this relationship right here! Not that either of them would admit it.
<3 <3 <3
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Hmmm. I think Killian and Prince James should have been toxic ex-boyfriends actually.
#once upon a time#ik ik i'm ouat-posting yet again in the year of our lady 2024. but still#killian jones#prince james#james nolan#by apples#ouat fic ideas#david nolan#prince charming
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YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO GIVE ME MY BEST CHANCE
6x12, A Murder Most Foul//Mythological Beauty - Big Thief//Susan Smith - wych elm//1x01, Pilot//6x12, A Murder Most Foul//5x15, Sisters//The Apostolate of Holy Motherhood//The Harpy - Megan Hunter//Massacre of the Innocents - Léon Cogniet//1x04, The Price of Gold//1x02, The Thing You Love The Most//Mythological Beauty - Big Thief
#the child abandonment dynasty#ouat#once upon a time#emma swan#henry mills#david nolan#mary margaret blanchard#Ruth ouat#Richard ouat#ouat james#prince James#web weaving
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The worst mistake ouat made as the show went on was the changes it made to James’ backstory and character.
At first, at least to me, James was more of a tragic hero than a villain. He and David have essentially the same, if not very similar, traits (arrogance, bravery, hubris) - the good and the bad.
The interesting part is that one of the only real differences is the way they were raised. David’s positive traits were told to him as such and those were uplifted and praised. James was raised in the opposite way, having his negative traits praised as positive ones by his father and having his more positive traits be somewhat shunned.
The show starts to bend over backwards trying to tell you that James and David are fundamentally different, that David is pure of heart and James is a villain. But, I always found James interesting BECAUSE he’s similar to David, because one flip of a coin made him a villain, because if fate had simply gone a different way he’d be a noble Shepard and David would be a corrupt prince.
THAT’S the tragedy of James’ character, and it was so perfect! James was always so interesting, but the more he showed up the more the show couldn’t decide what to do with him, and the more he was ruined. They go from “he has an evil heart, he would be evil no matter what” to “he didn’t want to kill things when he was a kid 🥺” Like????? Make up your mind or give us the infinitely superior characterisation he had in 1x06.
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I find it very funny and sweet that Rumple asks David for love advice XD
Gold is how: "I'm going to ask the prince who is part of the living proof of true love for advice, but I'm not going to tell him that I'm asking for advice. Because no, it's not. I'm just collecting important information that I can use to win over Bella."
And David is so tired of this man. He doesn't want anything to do with it but, SHIT, he's not missing out on the opportunity to talk about his relationship and his wife. He loves Snow very much and he's not going to let anyone forget that.
#This little dynamic is very fun for me#once upon a time#ouat#rumplestiltskin#david nolan#prince james#prince charming#mr gold
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OUAT Rewatch 2x13 - Tiny
Sometimes you have to leave home to find the people you truly belong with. Your real family.
#ouat#once upon a time#ouatedit#onceuponatimeedit#anton the giant#snow white#prince charming#david nolan#mary margaret blanchard#prince james#jack the giant killer#emma swan#rumplestiltskin#henry mills#myedit#ouat rewatch 2022
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David: We're brothers.
James: You know, if you take out an r it becomes 'bother' and I really relate to that.
#prince charming ouat#prince james#david nolan#ouat#ouat fandom#once upon a time#ouat incorrect quotes#ouat humor#incorrect ouat quotes#ouat headcanon#ouat headcanons#incorrect quote#incorrect quotes#josh dallas
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Brother, see we are one in the same
And you left with your head filled with flames
#david nolan#prince james#prince charming#ouat#once upon a time#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#ruth ouat
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Chapters: 3/?
Fandom: Once Upon a Time (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Prince Charming | David Nolan/Snow White | Mary Margaret Blanchard, Daniel Colter/Evil Queen | Regina Mills, Lacey/Rumplestiltskin | Mr. Gold, Belle/Rumplestiltskin | Mr. Gold
Characters: Emma Swan, Henry Mills (Once Upon a Time), Evil Queen | Regina Mills, Snow White | Mary Margaret Blanchard, Prince Charming | David Nolan, Huntsman | Sheriff Graham, Red Riding Hood | Ruby, Widow Lucas | Granny, Grumpy | Leroy, Rumplestiltskin | Mr. Gold, Geppetto | Marco (Once Upon a Time), Belle (Once Upon a Time), Lacey (Once Upon a Time), Abigail | Kathryn Nolan
Additional Tags: so many characters - Freeform, just everyone in the show I guess, Alternate Universe - Once Upon a Time Fusion, Inspired by Once Upon a Time (TV), The Dark One (Once Upon a Time), Angst, Fluff and Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Not Canon Compliant
Series: Part 1 of Once Upon A Time: This Story was Told Once Before
Summary:
This story was told once before and will be repeated with different endings, different beginnings, and different characters.
It is up to you to open this book and read from its chapters, for no one can force you. However, as I've said, this story has been told before and will be told again, so whether you read this one or not, you already know what lies within.
Me when I started this rewrite for Rumplestillskin and I just finished a chapter that's over thirteen thousand words and he's in none of them not even a mention
#once upon a time#mary margaret blanchard#mary margaret x david#david nolan#James nolan#emma swan#Henry mills#regina mills#ouatedit#Ouat rewrite#once upon a time au#ouat au
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King George: David, have I ever told you that you're like the son I never had?
David: Really?
King George: Yes, because you're so unlike the son I did have.
#incorrect once upon a time quotes#once upon a time#prince charming ouat#david nolan#king george ouat#james ouat#once upon a time season 1#source: phineas and ferb
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Me watching the 12th episode of the 6th season of Once upon a time:
Me: omg omg omg omg Killian's going to PROPOSE Emma AAAHAHAHSHGWGWG
Me, about 10 minutes later: Noooooooo Killian killed Emma's grandfather why
#ouat#ouat s6#once upon a time#once upon a time spoilers#killian jones#emma swan#captain hook#captain swan#david nolan#mary margaret blanchard#snow white#prince james#david was actually proud#and then#this happens#why#tell me why#reactions
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December 18, 2023
Happy 45 Birthday to Josh Dallas.
#Josh Dallas#Happy Birthday#David Nolan#Sheriff David Nolan#Sheriff Nolan#Prince Charming#Prince David#Prince James#Once Upon a Time#OUaT#Fandral the Dashing#Fandral#Warriors Three#Thor#Marvel Cinematic Universe#MCU#Marvel#December#2023
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Honestly i think that james/hook post is the most interesting character dynamic i've come up with in a while. Like, talk about haunting the narrative. James died and David replaced him and literally nobody noticed or cared. Until this one man, who hates him and loved him in equal measure all at the same time, looks into his face and forever sees the ghost of yet another mistake. Of his own darkness and a darkness that could be within David. Of a future he could have had with the man who held that face first.
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DAVID & JAMES | NEITHER ONE OF US WANTED TO GO THROUGH WHAT WE DID
6x12, A Murder Most Foul//“Pictures From a Grown-Up Kid“ - Fanny Latour-Lambert//“Two-Headed Lamb”- Bartolomeo Bimbi//5x19, Sisters//“Antigone” - Sophocles//Succession//“Cain and Abel “- Tintoretto//“Waiting Room (live)” - Phoebe Bridgers
#once upon a time#ouat#david nolan#prince james#twins#web weaving#brothers#sibling#poetry#fanny latour lambert#bartolomeo#sophocles#succession#tintoretto#phoebe bridgers
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The way George is so obsessed with David is honestly my roman empire.
Like, he admits himself that he wanted David to fill the void left by James, and it seems that he can’t see to leave that hope behind.
Like, he says himself that “death is too good” for David, is that really because he wants to torture him while he’s alive or because he can’t bring himself to kill his son for the second time? He tried to kill him with the guillotine but would he have regretted that later? Would he have actually been able to live with seeing an exact copy of his own son’s severed head lying on the ground??
No matter what, George never kills him. He threatens him, tortures him with grief, does anything he can to make his life miserable, all under the impression that David has ruined his chances of having a family again. It’s this weird codependent obsession with him that never seems to go away.
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Don't know what it is but Cruella saying "Mummy's so proud of you, she'll show you how much later 😘" does things to me 🥵
#ouat#cruella de vil#james#once upon a time#prince charming#david nolan#snow white#underbrooke#underworld#season 5#firebird#mommy kink#vitoria smurfit
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