if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

Lmfao

TIL the two centers of the brain responsible for depression and anxiety respectively are both slightly bigger than each other, which explains a lot.

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0.5 seconds after jerking it im on tumblr scrolling. who gives a shit about anything these days

One of my favorite things is watching Hannibal with my lawyer husband. He becomes progressively more outraged. Every time. No matter how many times we rewatch it. Like he'll never forgive Will for not suing everyone. Suing the FBI is this man's Roman Empire.

You wouldn't believe the sheer force of his his disappointment when Freddie didn't bite it - "She's worse! (than Hannibal) How is she alive?! (to Will on screen) C'mon buddy,just this once,no one is going to miss her! She's trespassing,breaking and entering,we can spin that!" - so if you're ever wondering what a lawyer considers evil,it's apparently tabloid reporters.

"Confundus."

3 signs a wizard has inflicted a curse on you:

vibrator dies mid use

roll a shitty joint

realize part way through your favourite song you weren't paying attention

3 signs a wizard has inflicted a curse on you:

vibrator dies mid use

roll a shitty joint

realize part way through your favourite song you weren't paying attention

I still can't make myself read it again or watch the series on Hulu. 😨

Someone posted a clip of Hoffman listening to Kramers stomach tape and OOF the jaw clench as he realises that it’s not over, that even with Kramer dead he’s still trapped, he can never escape

I don't even have energy for my job, let alone a side hustle.

the reason hannibal is a whore is because he likes to keeps his body counts the same so he can internally laugh about how he actually meant murder and not sex but they’ll never know

Hey, don't cry. A single thread in a tapestry, though its color brightly shines, can never see its purpose in the pattern of the grand design, ok?

Bella has a holster for her wand on her dress. I think that is amusing.

Even if you didn't read the books, you'd know Severus might have known Lily to the extent that James, Sirius, or Lupin because of his very gentle "You have your mother's eyes."

I'm so pregnant and crying through this whole movie

I think what really hurts is the moment the Battle of Hogwarts begins and Hogwarts castle is being destroyed. I think that was like the first time while watching the movie that I was like "Damn, that's my home!"

The way I'd let this man take advantage of me