[at mcdonalds]
me: can I get a big Mac?
cashier: do you want the meal or just the sandwich?
me: uhh. one second. *pulls out my wallet* what should I do, pearler bead komaeda?
pearler bead komaeda: get the fries. you'll need the energy in the coming days
me: Okay *puts my wallet away* I'll take the meal
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OKAY THIS SYNOPSIS = 🔥🔥🔥
Glen was MADE for this type of role! He’s going to rock this!
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Afton Family All Together AU headcanons, I have such brainrot for it! (Meaning: Mike, Elizabeth, Vanessa, and Evan are all William's kids in one timeline; Elizabeth and Vanessa are twins.)
Mike is... Mike. You know... He's rebellious, he's mouthy, he gets into trouble often. Not on good terms with his parents. (The least favorite child.)
Elizabeth is a loyal Daddy's Girl, but she's also a bit like her big brother; she's a bit of a rebel. She's a brat, she does what she wants, she doesn't take "No" for an answer. She is a free spirit, she acts on impulse. She marches to her own beat, and the poor girl paid for it with her life. (Her parents 3rd favorite child.)
Vanessa is the total opposite of Michael and Elizabeth. She is careful, she's cautious. She has always been the "good girl," always obedient. It was always "Good Girl, Vanessa!" and "Lizzie, why can't you listen, like your sister?" She apologizes for tantrums and meltdowns. She apologizes for everything. She's learned to keep her feelings to herself. She is the perfect daughter. She's deeply afraid of her father, but she also craves his love. (The 2nd favorite child; their good, dutiful little Vanny.)
Evan is just a sweet, sensitive little boy. The baby. He scares so easily. He wasn't made for such a harsh family, so it's no wonder he goes first. (He's the favorite child.)
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Michael Blackwell instagram story 26/6/23
🙌🏻🎸
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friendly reminder that our beloved travis is toxic in any and every romantic relationship because he will never love anyone as much as he loves michael, so for that reason he should stay single and get therapy🫶🏻
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