favorite thing ab chatgpt is that if it doesn’t know something it’ll just start fucking lying. like blatantly fucking lying.
my dad teaches english classes and he just got a final paper with this sentence: “In terms of style, both poets are known for their use of imagery, but O'Hara's tends to be more straightforward and concrete, while Stevens' is often more abstract and metaphorical — for example, in O'Hara's poem "The French / Window," he writes: "A cat walks along the garden wall / and the tree waves its branches / The French / windows are blah" (lines 1-4).”
the thing about “The French / Window” is that it is not a poem that exists. at all. like, it was literally just written by chatgpt then inexplicably named as a famous frank o’hara poem. and it’s so. fucking. funny. sooo basically heads up for finals season — those of you who use chatgpt, be warned, because you will quite literally be citing nonexistent texts and your professors will show it to their daughters and together they will laugh at you endlessly and you will deserve it
Some of my favourite descriptive closed captions from this season of Dimension 20: Mentopolis
It's truly such a great season; filled with film noir tropes, that the Prefrontal PIs parody in the most hilarious way, but also inspired by the concept of Inside Out leading to incredibly touching moments, clever psychological/biological/sciency processes, oh and also so. many. puns! :D
I'm still not over the fact that the Nibelheim Flashback in Rebirth has Cloud picturing Seph doing... whatever the hell this is
While the real Sephiroth in CC was actually extremely exhausted, depressed, and two inches from retiring permanently from Shinra. The man was in no mood for smug smirking. He was so checked out it's not even funny. Further proof that anything that happens in the Kalm scene is 100% Cloud's unreliable narration. I don't even think Seph ever even talked to Cadet Cloud, other than unused dialogue in the OG or asking him about his hometown. Seph pretty much didn't even know Cloud existed.
Cloud had to specifically conjure this image from his mind. This is completely Cloud's self-made perception. And Cloud's self-made perception has apparently been reading one too many fanfics.
For those out of the fruit loop (I'msosorry) (and for those in, Iamalsosorry)
There once was a coconut
And a pineapple too and They're Dream Pajamas to Greygold
The illithid has feelings. Withers was wrong. I repeat. The. Illithid. Has. Feelings.
I believe it was at this moment that I decided when this is all over, I would like to keep buddy squid in the squad. Forever.
With Lae'zel.
...Somehow.
The universe said illithid and githyanki are arch-enemies with only hate, cruelty, and death for one another. Greygold laughs while holding a coconut in one hand and a pineapple in the other, and says "not with that attitude"
Also. Look. The emperor doesn't. doesn't have the heart to explain to Greygold how astral space works. CAN"T EVEN EXPLAIN HOW TIME WORKS THERE HOW DOES IT WORK SQUIDDY????
Self-monitoring test (not to be taken as any sort of serious assessment) for if you’re a high or low self-monitor. Is your reaction to situations often dependent on social cues you can then alter your presentation towards, or guided by your inner sense of self and not changed in a given social setting?
BIG FAN of the ‘dragon is xebec’s son’ but i can’t decide if i like it in a funny way or a sad way 😭. do you think dragon thought he’d loose his father’s love if he knew he was taken in by a marine. do you think he mourned garp’s favor when he also failed to be a ‘good man’ and turned to revolution, that he wasted garp’s life efforts in saving a child from evil and a life lead to a death sentence. do you think dragon grieves that he managed to disappoint both his fathers. do you think that when he held luffy for the first time he realized he was no different then xebec, that he’d condemned his child to the stake for the crime of existence, a life of loneliness if he lived, a forced marine career and shackled dreams from his only ‘relative’. hey man what if i cried real hard abt it