Me: *scrolling through my likes trying to find a funny video that I wanted to show my husband* Likes: Klance art, Klance art, Klance art, Klance art, Klance art, cute photo of an animal, meme, Klance art, Klance art, Klance art... Husband: I'm noticing a pattern here... Me:

Hello I am about to get very annoyong about Percy Jackson so this is your warning to hide the spoilers now if you don't wanna see me gushing ok ty

Okay hi yes hello Percy Jackson fans

HEY so I just finished The Last Olympian! What do you guys in the fandom recommend I read next? I know I'm kind of at the "splitting off point" where I can read the other stories in the universe, but I also know that The Chalice of The Gods just came out.... I'm not sure what I should start next!

(Yes, I do know that not all of the other stories are about Percy Jackson himself. That's fine -though I would like to read more stuff with him in it-! I just wanna know if there's a "best order to read things in" thing that folks recommend.)

So PJO fans, where should I go from here?

Finally working my way through The House of Hades 1) Everyone's right, this is the best book so far, and I've been eating these things up like candy so that says a lot 2) I AM SCREAMING I AM AT THE PART FOR MY BLORBO What this is exactly was spoiled for me long ago, but I had no idea when, where, or how this came to light in the series, and I DEFINITELY WASN'T EXPECTING THIS, so I'm LOSING MY MIND RIGHT NOW

Unhinged reaction (with spoilers, beware!) below the cut, but the TL;DR is that this sound clip was playing in my head the SECOND I realized where I was and what was about to take place.

The book: “Your master?” Jason had a flashback to a floating palace above Pikes Peak in Colorado, where he’d visited (and barely survived) the studio of a crazy weatherman who claimed he was the god of all the winds. “Please tell me your master isn’t Aeolus.” “That airhead?” Favonius snorted. “No, of course not.” “He means Eros.” Nico’s voice turned edgy. “Cupid, in Latin.” ME: OHHHH? OH OH OH??!! OH?!!! OHHH!!!??!!!! The book: Favonius smiled. “Very good, Nico di Angelo. I’m glad to see you again, by the way. It’s been a long time.” Nico knit his eyebrows. “I’ve never met you.” “You’ve never seen me,” the god corrected. “But I’ve been watching you. When you came here as a small boy, and several times since. I knew eventually you would return to look upon my master’s face.” ME: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD The book: Nico turned even paler than usual. His eyes darted around the cavernous room as if he was starting to feel trapped. “Nico?” Jason said. “What’s he talking about?” “I don’t know. Nothing.”

Me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The book: “Nothing?” Favonius cried. “The one you care for most…plunged into Tartarus, and still you will not allow the truth?” Me: *OHSHIT.MP3 PLAYS AS I RUN AROUND THE ROOM SCREAMING*

The book: Suddenly Jason felt like he was eavesdropping.

The one you care for most. He remembered what Piper had told him about Nico’s crush on Annabeth. Apparently Nico’s feelings went way deeper than a simple crush. Me, being totally normal about this: JASON YOU FOOL The book: “You took the scepter,” Jason guessed. “For safekeeping,” Favonius agreed. “It is one of Cupid’s many treasures, a reminder of better times. If you want it…” Favonius turned to Nico. “You must face the god of love.” Me: *probably about to die* The book: Nico stared at the sunlight coming through the windows, as if wishing he could escape through those narrow openings. Jason wasn’t sure what Favonius wanted, but if facing the god of love meant forcing Nico into some sort of confession about which girl he liked, that didn’t seem so bad. Me: *WEEPING* JASON. BUDDY... The book: “Nico, you can do this,” Jason said. “It might be embarrassing, but it’s for the scepter.” Nico didn’t look convinced. In fact he looked like he was going to be sick. But he squared his shoulders and nodded. “You’re right. I—I’m not afraid of a love god.”

Me, knowing that the only way out for my sad little emo baby boy is through:

So basically I think the next chapter is gonna destroy me

I found this Keith figure on ebay and PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME THIS IS A BOOTLEG AND THAT THE OFFICIAL PALADIN FIGURES AREN'T ACTUALLY THIS BAD??

^^^ This is from someone's collection photos and he (and his paint job) doesn't look nearly as awful, so I'm hoping I did just find a bootleg, but WHY would they bootleg such an already goofy figure?!!

I spent five minutes in MS Paint trying to make the (bootleg, I hope) boi's head and face look a little better. But bootleg or not I'm just SOBBING WHY WERE THESE SO BAD

THEY DIDN'T MAKE HERMES SING A LITTLE SONG! YES! GOOD! YAY! I WAS SO WORRIED!!

I found a way to go waaaaaaaaaaaaay back in my likes, so if you see me reblogging things that look like they came right out of 2014 (or even earlier than that), it's because they actually did. Wild to see my likes from back then! The fandoms I was heavily involved in, the fandoms the rest of tumblr was involved in, the overall humor and vibe of this site back then... it's really nostalgic and interesting. Truly a different place and time on the internet.

Also I've already found one piece of Percy Jackson and the Heroes of Olympus fanart that I liked before I had any idea what that series was, so that's funny to me! It was inspiring me even way back then without me even knowing it.

But ye, enjoy some of that old fandom/tumblr goodness for a bit while I go through and try to clear out some of my likes!

Me: Alright, I'm interested to see where Son of Neptune goes, but I really miss my boy Nico. :(

"Hazel led Percy to a black crypt built into the side of the hill. Standing in front was a teenage boy in black jeans and an aviator jacket."

Me:

After finishing The Last Olympian my brain is like "HEY YOU SHOULD FINALLY VENTURE INTO THE FANDOM TAGS AND REBLOG THE EVER LOVING HECK OUT OF THE FANART! GO! LOOK AT IT! ENJOY IT! YOU ARE FREE! THERE ARE NO MORE SPOILERS!" and I have to physically hold myself back because NO, BRAIN, There ARE spoilers in there! Bb we have only just STARTED our adventures in this universe!!

Happy Odaiba Day from Buttermon and me! 💖

I'm cosplaying as Book!Percy Jackson at a con I'm going to soon and if people come up to me and call me Luke I'm gonna launch myself into the sun

Thinking about him today. I wonder how he's doing?

What's up heckers, I'm in my Voltron: Legendary Defender era, and that comes with me being a Klance shipper, so if you don't want to see that stuff on your dash, block the tag now haha

(I don't actually have anything regarding it queued right now because I'm lazy, but it'll get queued eventually, so this is just your fair warning)

"It's cool I'm still just a casual Percy Jackson fan." I say as I go out of my way to find and watch the stage musical all by myself at 11pm

So I'm reading chapter one of "The Titan's Curse"

Grover: There's a brother and a sister here.

Me: *Eyes widen, somehow I know it's them*

Me: *stops cold, suddenly remembering some fanart that I saw of these two*

Oh no. Oh no... OH NO... OH NONONONONO...

Grover: That's them, Bianca and Nico di Angelo.

Me, in denial and now terrified for these two just by reading their names: MAYBE IT WAS JUST FANART. MAYBE IT WAS JUST LIKE AN AU. MAYBE THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN. MAYBE IT WON'T HAPPEN...

My emotions:

HAHAHA foresight is a terrible curse! I am strapping in to be hurt and praying that I am wrong, but I am very worried for how this book is gonna go!