For those who keep saying that maybe Eddie wants to move on to another job, I have only one answer....
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*Wine night with Linda and May*
Linda: What's the funniest thing your partner has said during sex?
Eddie: He slipped out of me and said "whoopsie daisy" in a husky voice and then slipped back in like nothing happened.
Linda: *cackling on the floor*
May: Eww Eddie, was that Buck? that's my kinda step brother you're talking about. I need way more wine to hear that.
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Linda: Eddie. Why did you send me fifty-seven texts last night?
Eddie: Did you read them?
Linda: Do I look like I have the time to read fifty-seven texts about your 'forever love' Evan Buckley, your kid's favorite person, and resident LAFD disaster magnet?
Eddie, face in hand: ...So you did read them.
Linda: No, Eddie. It was an educated guess from the last three times you did the same thing.
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Linda Bates, my queen, my icon, my beloved! You will always be my favorite.
Send Your Favorite Guest Star/Recurring Role!
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I have to say, I never thought, not in a million years, that I would love a superfood creamer made from coconut milk and marine algae. The algae’s where they get the calcium.
EDDIE DIAZ and LINDA BATES
9-1-1 → 5.16 ‘May Day’
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Eddie: Trust me Linda, his topping game was an 11 out of 10.
Eddie, blushing: He was the real reason why I had to miss work yesterday.
Linda: Then why did you give him an 8 and told him to try again?
Eddie: To keep him humble and make him work harder for that 10.
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Eddie Diaz forgetting to log out of his work twitter account part 14/?
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