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MARWAN KENZARI as YUSUF AL-KAYSANI
THE OLD GUARD (2020)
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archfey-edda · 2 months
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They're childhood friends.
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wantonlywindswept · 2 months
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adopted baby Guard Din idea that I am never going to write
because it would involve logistics and quiet moments and idle life which I am very down for reading but cannot for the LIFE of me actually sit down and write
So the war ends, Palps is outed as a Sith and an asshole and dies somehow, and the Senate eventually decides that the clones do count as people and thus are allowed to leave the GAR if they want. Give the bureaucrats another few years and they might even give out backpay and citizenship, so long as you stay in the service--wait what do you mean the entire Guard is resigning. What do you mean they've already left orbit?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE NOW MILLIONS OF FILES ON THE HOLONET ABOUT THE SENATE'S SHADY DEALINGS???
Guard, collectively: lol cya suckers
Fox is of course one of the last ones out, and since this was all planned on the down low, everyone's been split into groups so they can take commercial flights, since they're not about to be accused of stealing ships. (They also leave their weapons and their armor behind, in a giant macabre pile in the middle of Corrie HQ. Even their helmets, their faces, they discard: it's time for a rebirth.)
He and Thorn and a few other Corries have a stopover on some tiny station, waiting a week for a delayed transport to arrive, and in the meantime they're approached by some locals who just fled the planet below. Separatist remnants attacked their homes, forcing them to leave everything and everyone behind; can the big strong clones do anything about it?
The Big Strong Clones: Oh shit we finally get to kick some Seppie ass? Sign us the FUCK up.
The eager group does not include Fox, who could not care less about the Separatists and would very much like to finally catch up on his sleep. Unfortunately that means that the group that goes down to the planet is Unsupervised.
(Thorn does not count as supervision. Thorn, bereft of Senate oversight, has finally allowed his Inner Chaos Gremlin to fully emerge. Thorn needs more supervision than the shinies.)
Thorn, three days later, waking Fox from half-hearted sleep by dropping an entire natborn child on him: Hey boss, look what we found! None of the refugees claimed him, so we called dibs. Can we keep him? Fox, staring at the child: ...
Din, staring back: ...
Fox: ...no..?
Din: *sad but understanding big brown eyes*
Fox: Nevermind this is my child now.
Din has gone from two parents to one parent and hundreds of overprotective brothers.
Eventually his group makes it to their destination, Din in tow. I am uncertain of what the destination is but it is a planet that is as far away from Coruscant that the Corries could find. I am tempted for Tatooine not because I like Tatooine (I share Anakin's loathing of sand and deserts) but because Luke's description of Tatooine in ANH was 'if there's a bright center to the universe, this is the planet the furthest from'. 
Corries, hearing that: Fuck it sounds perfect. 
Anyway they make it to Tatooine, there is probably purchasing of some shitty land/buildings that nobody wants out in the wastes bc crime, scum, villainy, etc, but it's not like they have problems taking care of anything that tries to mess with them. 
Where did they get the funds?
Shh don't ask about it.
Stone takes up moisture farming. Thire takes up farming-farming. Thorn shoots gleefully at anything that shows up unannounced within a ten-mile radius. Literally everybody dotes on Din. There are a surprising amount of peaceful days.
Eventually some dumb shiny goes: Hey don't kids need friends? Shouldn't we set up some playdates for him or something?
The shiny is not called dumb for asking the question, but they are called dumb for thinking that the question would only ever be taken rhetorically. Fox disappears for two weeks and then comes back with a black eye and a yowling hissing Boba tucked under one arm, looking stupidly pleased with himself.
(Boba is also pleased to be back with people he knows will keep him safe. Boba will not admit to this under threat of death or dismemberment. Boba is a SERIOUS SCARY ADULT BOUNTY HUNTER.)
Boba also decides he will be Mortal Enemies with Din, which after about ten minutes of meeting him morphs into If Anyone Hurts Din I Will Kill Everyone In This Room And Then Myself because all clones be the same, really.
Din has gained another brother/bestie. (Or potential future boyfriend, whichever floats your boat.)
Somehow they still end up overthrowing the Hutts.
Officially the GAR knew and knows nothing about the Guard leaving Coruscant as soon as the metaphorical paint was dry on their sentient status.
Unofficially Fox's batch harangues him every single day for photos of his new kid(s). They eventually show up unannounced, demanding time with their nephew. (They are shot at by Thorn.)
Din gains five new uncles.
The batch proudly show pics and holos to their battalions. Din gains millions of new uncles.
Fox finally gets a full night's sleep.
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spiralingemptyness · 9 months
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Clone wars hc
Been lurking on tumblr for a bit (while) and decided to throw my own clone wars hc cause the hyperfixation be hyper fixated (sorry for any spelling errors).
Kit Fisto and Obi-Wan are bffs - They both lose their robes and seem to flirt with anything that walks. meaning they have get togethers and give each other flirting advice.
Jocasta Nu and Admrial Yularen are BAMF, and are severly underrated. you don't get away with hurting someone they care about unpunished.
Rex's first thought of ashoka was "that's a child" followed by "that's a child on a battle field" and then "that's a child on a battle field with no clothes, what the kark".
One of the shinies from Monnk's battalion definitely asked Fisto (while high on pain meds) if he lactates and monnk and fisto lost their shit and couldn't stop laughing for 5 min straight.
Kix (and other medics by default) have tranq/hypo guns for any vode or jedi that try to leave med bay when on bed rest.
Fox and Amidala gossip and constantly talks shit about Palpatine
Kit Fisto Smile Supremacy, this man win's best smile, it never fails to cheer someone up.
Rex definitely twirls his guns before putting them in his holsters when he's done using them
Bly is obviously in love with Aayla, and he tries to hide it (and fails miserably) but he's so respectful about loving her and swooning, that Quinlan couldn't even give him a shovel talk.
the clones were absolutely baffled when they met the jedi's
Wolffe and Fox are twins, they might be at each others throats 90% of the time, but if you talk shit about the one of them, the other won't hesitate to beat your ass.
Monnk says the most off handed shit in a dead pan tone (ex. Monnk: well I'm not gonna live, laugh, love this. Fisto, laughing his ass off: I-I'm Sorry? Monnk: I'm just saying this is gonna be a bitch)
Plo Koon is Plo Buir, He's at least adopted the Wolf Pack and Ashoka
the 501st and Ashoka are siblings
Grey adopted Caleb Dume
The Iron Battalion/13th battalion took one look at Cal and immediately adopted him
Ponds isn't dead (cause fuck canon), he found Boba before his schemes could go off and made him a deal, He helps Boba plan the assassination attempts on Windu (he trust his general won't die, but he gave him more headaches) so there's no casualties, but slowly the attempts stop and now Boba just lives in the 91st venator's vents.
The first time Cody picked up Obi-Wan's lightsaber he thought it was so cool, and now he just wants to glue the damn thing into his hand
Hound spoils Grizzer, he absolutely adores the massif
Jesse make sure Kix is actually taking care of himself, and make sure he's not over working (and when necessary, he uses a hypo to make sure Kix sleeps, cause Kix will hold that over his head and pay him back for it)
Fox and Thorn are opposites but they are really close
The corrie guard has a list of all the good and bad senators
The most forms that Monnk and Cody (and occasionally Ponds) fill out are forms for more robes
Cody's name is Kote (but goes by Cody cause so many nat borns mispronounce it) and Obi-Wan randomly asked if that was his name, and Cody was just utterly shocked
After Umbara, Fox say a very traumatized trooper (it's Dogma) who is facing shitty consequences for doing the right thing and adopts him into the guard
After Kix woke up from his stasis and found artoo's (again, fuck canon) he would stay up on nights he couldn't sleep and watch videos of him and his vode from artoo's memory bank
Clones using their Jedi's lightsaber - Cody using Kenobi's lightsaber after he loses it for the millionth time, Rex using it to back ventress away from ashoka, Fox finding quinlan's in a dumpster (with quinlan in said dumpster)
Hound let's grizzer purposely tackle people when he can easily apprehend them because it's funny or because whoever he's chasing pissed him off and he's petty
Yoda is the ultimate menace (like srs palpitine hates his ass, but yoda -and everyone else- hates him even more)
Yoda still keeps in touch with Rys, Jek, and Thire (mainly Thire) after the treaty or smth
The Corrie found Quinlan Vos in a dumpster and now he won't stop bugging them (expecially Fox)
Fox is a walking encyclopedia of every republic laws, you do one minor thing wrong and he can quote every law you broke, word to word
A trooper (let's call him Sharks) from Fisto and Monnk's battalion can just get a group of sharks to gather around, at every planet, every time, without fail
Plo's disappointed dad sigh can make a separatist army fold into defeat
Kenobi absolutely loathes caf, he hates it with a passion
Each high ranking clone officer has to deal with something of their jedi - Cody has to deal with Kenobi flirting with seperatist and losing his lightsaber, Rex has to deal with his general constantly crashing ships, his batshit crazy plans and his general continuously using the force to throw him, Monnk has to deal with his general randomly "shedding" clothes, and all the clones have to deal with their generals and commanders not wearing armor (Except for Jaro Tapal, HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO WEARS ARMOR)
Corrie Guard can sleep standing up, very useful when guarding in the pods during senate meetings
The nice Senators (mainly Chuichi, Amidala, and Organa) and Vos very often get things for the Coruscant Guards, and whenever the guard see's the gifts they are baffled and bamboozled
Rex called dibs on Domino squad after the moon mission
Echo and Fives without hesitation took Tup and Dogma under their wing
Fives, Hardcase and Jesse started a prank war in the 501st that accidently evolved into a GAR wide prank war (with Coruscant being neutral ground, cause the guard doesn't need to deal with that shit, doesn't mean they don't help out)
Fox holds ALL the blackmail, and has multiple informants in every battalion, plus he has the power to withhold caf shipments
Fox also regularly reads his batchmates mission reports to mae sure their ok
The Corrie guard accidently adopted a stray tooka and a loth cat, now they're the guards emotional support animals
Rex keeps complaining about his brothers flirting with their jedi's that he didn't even realized that he third wheeled between Anakin and Padme that he joined their relationship
every mothers or fathers day without fail, shaak ti and plo koon always gets presents and gifts from their children (troopers and cadets.... and ashoka)
Coric is Kix's Ori'vod, he didn't admit it at first but Kix grew on him and well medics stay togeth
Coric purposely avoided being CMO of the 501st because they are hellions, Kix wanted to strangle him after he realized what being CMO of the 501st meant
Rex was on the 212th with Cody when Anakin was still a padawan
Rex hates evals, natural blonde plus Kamino is a recipe for hell. Also he was shocked at Skywalker being nonchalant about his hair, Anakin just though it made him cooler
That's all I have for now, if you see any you've seen before my bad, I honestly just typed the first that came to mind and kinda spiraled from there. I'm just now starting to interact with tumblr, so I might upload more and maybe even some art if I can stay focused long enough.
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dukeoftheblackstar · 9 months
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Imagine Plo Koon getting his photo taken with the Wolfpack. But each snap, about 10 clones get added from different squads until such time you've got the likes of Kenobi and Skywalker having to pry their boys back.
Meanwhile you have Kit Fisto having the time of his life with Monnk and the boys crashing the 104th who are now making silly poses. Kit obviously being glamorous and obviously shirtless.
A few more shots and you get the Corrie Boys on board.
And that's when shit hits the fan cause now you have a very tired Kel Dor General, fired up Croissants (Corries) and evenly fired up Wolves (Wolfpack) throwing bets on who'd win between Fox and Wolffe just rough housing, wrestling, throwing banter, and flipping each other off when Plo's not looking.
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to-proudly-go · 7 months
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Anakin gets into the spirit of Halloween!
(Obi-Wan silently gets overwhelmed by fluffy feelings)
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jadeclaymoresworld · 1 year
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It’s raining men
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The jedi archives rule II
Due to unfortunate events the rules have been updated, to go alongside this message, Master Fisto's hunt and subsequent funeral will be streamed in channel 4 of the temple at around the 17th hour of todays rotation.
(I warned you all but you didn't listen to me, now Master Fisto has to pay for his actions, may his foolishness serve as a reminder that Madam Nu is serious with her warnings)
The first part of the rules shall be uploaded here.
Please read them so you do not break any rules in a way that better be an accident.
Food is vehemently forbiden from coming near the archives, (we do NOT need another infestation)
Clones please ask for an archive credential at the main desk
Datapads can no longer leave the archives for longer than two days
You cannot take out more than five datapas per time
Clones are not allowed to take out datapads in the place of ANY jedi
No not padawans either
Cleaning crew is now to be acompanied by any helper
I do NOT want any patient hiding amongs them
Like for force sake really?? Do you have any idea how hard it is to deal with an angry healer???
Knight Skywalker please keep your...meetings with Senator Amidala out of the archives
Oh please who cares if I call him out? Everyone knows, we're just being nice
Knight Skywalker, Master Vos's rule now applies to you too
Padawan Kestis and any younglings or padawans of his size, please refrain from napping inside the datapad carts
I doubt any of you will find sleeping in the old archives comfortable
And we do no need an entire legion of clones almost tearing the temple apart to find you
Disapointingly this now also aplies to anyone small enough to get inside a datapad cart
THERE ARE KRIFFING SLEEPING CHAMBERS ALREADY!!
IF YOU MANIACS WON'T EVEN USE THEM THEN WHAT IT THE POINT??!
Slimy users of the archives, I have nothing against any of you, but please, for anything that is mighty, use the designated areas for you
Practive equipment is now banned from the archives
Blasters are now banned from the archive
Lightsabes are now banned from the archives
Knight Offee, Padawan Tano, Master Fisto, Master Yoda-
We shall now be conducting searches in specified padawans, knights and masters (You know who you are)
What is wrong with all of you???
Off duty Temple Guards, please I must insist and remind you that you must wear bells while in the archives
If I find the fucker who scared me last night it will be on kriffing sight!
Master Yoda you are formally banned until you apologize from bringing LIVE animals for lunch
It is not permited to make the datapads float with the force
Apologies Master Sinube I understand it's comfortable but after many have damaged datapas doing this we cannot allow it anymore
We must ask any species who uses echolocation to please ask for help to guide you in the archives
We can't afford 50% of the datapads shattering again, please
It has also been brought to our attention that Knight Skywalker's datapad suffered as much if not more than Master Kenobi's did but that he managed to fix them befor ereturning them
I'm not even mad, I'm actually impressed, Knight Skywalker, if you could drop by from time to time to aid in the fixing of the datapads we would apreciate it
....Fine and in return we will allow Master Kenobi to take out datapads again
Youngling Grogu is not allowed back in the archive until he returns the things he took
Yes I know they are shiny and he liked them, but we still need all of that, may I remind you all he tried to steal the archives core??? Just cause i was shiny and ball shaped!!!
There are now snack jars in the front desk for whenever Grisser comes, please give one to him if you see him
Master Windu please remind your troopers that you are the example of what NOT to do, when taking a datapad from the archives
Again permanently banned members must NOT enter the archives
Do you really want Madam Nu to take her riffle out? 
Really?
Formal protocol for when Madam Nu takes her rifle out shall be sent to your personal comms in an hour
On a last note, if you fill this rules are targeted and personal, it's because they are :)
Sincerily Master Astar 
Take that Skywalker
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echo-goes-mmm · 3 months
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Moonflower #11
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Warnings: torture
“This Saturday is the monthly dinner and social. You’ll be going with me.” said Mistress, as Kit cut into his steak. His portions had gotten subtly larger, and there was a basket of bread on the table. 
He had a sneaking suspicion that Christine was to blame; either she had taken matters into her own hand after the note, or Maxus had encouraged her. 
He appreciated their discretion, but still. 
Kit took a roll anyway.
“It happens every month?” he asked.
“Mhm.” Iris swirled her wine. “Supposedly to encourage good relationships between the lords and the crown.”
The way she said it, and the set of her jaw told him that she thought it was nonsense. Yet another thing that Iris didn’t like about her job.
“I’d prepare yourself for some back-handed compliments,” she advised. “Try not to take it personally.”
“Yes, Mistress.”
Kit finished his plate and reached for another roll. Iris didn’t seem to notice anything amiss.
For the first time in over a year, he went to bed almost full and nearly satisfied.
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The stone floor was cold; freezing against his skin. He was completely nude and kneeling, his legs apart, and his forehead pressed to the ground. His arms were stretched out in front of him, and his shoulders ached.
“C-can I pl- please move, sir?” he asked, teeth chattering. He wanted to curl up, to at least be able to lick at the clean water dripping off of his body. He was so thirsty, and he’d been forced to hold his position for hours.
“No,” said the mortal, standing over him. “And I didn’t say you could talk.”
Moonflower whimpered, his arms and legs shaking.
The mortal tossed more icy water on him, and he couldn’t help but shriek. His chest heaved trying to take in air, but the chill made it hard to do much of anything. His muscles screamed with exhaustion.
The mortal crouched next to him. “Are you cold?” he asked with a horrid grin.
Moonflower kept quiet out of trepidation, but the human gripped his hair and yanked his head back. Moonflower whined, his neck far too vulnerable for his liking.
“Answer me.”
“Y-yes, s-sir. I’m c-cold.”
The human tossed the bucket across the room, and it clattered loudly on the floor.
“I guess I should warm you up,” said the human. “I can’t let my prize flower freeze.”
Moonflower hated the nickname, but said nothing. He had already learned that lesson.
The mortal let go of his hair, and disappeared from his field of view, only to come back a minute later. He wore heavy gloves, and held glowing, red-hot-
No. no. nononono-
“Moonflower,” commanded the human, and even his blood seemed to freeze, “stay still.”
The hot iron cuffs wrapped around his wrists, searing into his flesh, and Moonflower wailed-
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Kit woke up screaming, the dream disappearing as fast as it had overtaken him. 
His door burst open, and a knight stormed in. Kit scrambled backwards on the bed, fear and confusion shooting through him. 
What did he do wrong?
The knight grabbed his ankle and yanked. Kit yelped as he tumbled, his spine slamming into the floor.
“Wait- please-” he pleaded, rolling to crawl away, but the knight stomped his boot on his back, forcing him to the ground.
His breath was knocked out of his lungs, and he screwed his eyes shut. He was only wearing boxers; which were so easily torn off, and he could practically feel the fingers slipping under the waistband, roaming over his skin-
“What the hell is going on?” Sir Brennan’s voice filled the room.
There were no hands on him. It was only his fear playing tricks on him.
The knight standing on top of him shifted, and Kit choked back a sob at the pressure. If the night guards wore steel instead of leather, he’d have a boot-sized burn in the middle of his back.
“I heard screaming,” said the knight, defensive.
“So your immediate thought was to attack? Instead of, I don’t know, assessing the situation? Get back to your post.”
“You aren’t my commanding officer, Brennan,” argued the knight. 
Kit opened his eyes and saw Brennan’s boots move closer. He glanced up at him, and his dark eyes were furious.
“You mean Captain Brennan. I outrank you, soldier. And you’re on guard rotation for tonight, so you report to me,” seethed Brennan. “Get back to your post, now.”
The pressure on Kit’s back vanished, and he darted under the bed, shaking as he pressed himself against the wall.
“Yes, sir,” muttered the soldier, and Kit watched his boots move out of sight.
“Jackass,” mumbled Brennan under his breath. “What happened?” he said aloud.
“Nightmare,” said Kit, curling into himself. It was so real, nearly exactly the way it had happened. He was still shaking, the mere memory of the pain making him tremble.
“I see.”
There was silence. “You can come out now. He’s gone.”
Kit hesitated. He wasn’t sure why Brennan wanted him to, and he didn’t want to find out.
“No, thank you,” he whispered.
“I’m not going to hurt you,” said Brennan.
Kit closed his eyes. “You- you said-” he cut himself off with a whimper.
He heard a sigh and the sound of a buckle. He opened his eyes, and Brennan’s sword fell to the floor with a clunk. Brennan’s boot kicked it away, across the room.
It was a nice gesture, but Kit wasn't moving.
“You had a bad dream, Kit. I’m not going to strike you down for that.”
“Okay,” he whispered. “Where- where’s Maxus?”
“Stomach flu. Half the guards are out with it. I borrowed a few soldiers from Captain Blake, but didn’t have time to really train them properly.”
“Oh.”
A pause.
“I’m sorry,” said Brennan. “This shouldn’t have happened. Did he hurt you?”
“I’ll be alright.” It wasn’t an answer, and he knew Brennan knew that. Kit just wasn’t sure how much of the pain was the soldier, and how much was the adrenaline leaving his body.
“Are you sure?”
“Mhm.”
Brennan hesitated, before crossing the room to pick up his sword. “Goodnight,” he said, still soft.
“ ‘Night.”
Kit didn’t fall back asleep.
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lewdcookies · 1 year
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Speaking of photoshop and memes, I have also done a lot of non-campaign related Warhammer memes over the past years.
Like a lot.
Once again featuring far too much art from @norkoartstuff.
2021:
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Like a lot.
Once again featuring far too much art from @norkoartstuff.
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aangarchy · 10 months
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I binged heartstopper s2 through work yesterday and i have Things To Say but i'll just start with this: i hc that Nick has dyscalculia
Listen when he opened his maths exam and instead of equations or diagrams he saw a bunch of squiggles which messed with his head is such an accurate portrayal of what it's like to do math with dyscalculia. Not as in they actually become squiggles but more as in it feels like you're looking at a foreign language and no matter how hard you try you cannot make sense of it.
Personally i can do simple sums but anything more than that and it just stops making sense. At a certain point you don't even know what you're calculating anymore and you get extremely frustrated with yourself. And when you talk to others about it usually they'll be like "oh yeah i get it i hate math too" but the thing is, i actually enjoy math and it's really satisfying when it works. But for me the issue is that more often than not i end up confused before i can even solve it. I don't hate math i just genuinely can't do it.
Dyscalculia is such an unknown learning disorder. A friend of mine did her thesis on learning and behavioral disorders for youth in prisons, and she made the remark that no matter how hard she looked she could barely find any research papers to use in her thesis on dyscalculia. All of it was dyslexia, adhd and the like. Each time people ask i have to explain what dyscalculia is, and each time they go "oh you don't know your multiplication tables? That's kind of silly" and it truly grinds my gears. This impacts my daily life immensely. A cashier will hand me my change and i just have to trust they're correct because i cannot count that fast. When i ask someone for the time and they just show me their analog watch in response i want to bite their hand off, bonus points if that watch has roman numbers. There's several tasks that take me way longer than it should at work because i get lost in calculating the price for something simple,
Anyway, Nick has dyscalculia 2023 and i will not take no for an answer.
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forsty · 8 months
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these are all 4 different characters i promise
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grasslandgirl · 2 months
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guys I'm not goinlg to write heartbroken protective kit fic. I'm not going to write a fic where kit is prepared to burn down the world and anyone in her way to find and protect jade when she's in danger. I'm not. haha. going to write that...... 👀.... I'm not...
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wingedarrows · 2 months
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Easter eggs
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darkmoonravewolf · 4 months
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What do you think about Kiara Tiifu and Zuri as a group? Do you think they could be a good ship?
Yea! I really like thier friendship and them growing up and realizing thier feelings for each other would be cute too.
I think Tiifu and Zuri would gradually become a thing not even asking the other out and Kiara would be happy for them but semi jealous when they're all hanging out. Then later on they ask what's wrong and Kiara is a bit hesitant but admits that she has feelings for them only for Tiifu to be confused because she thought they were all already an item.
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warriorcatsideas · 11 months
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