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justdealingwithsomeissues · 1 year

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We drift from nior revenge story to spy drama by adding a dash of Nick Fury to the mix...

#Marvel #Daredevil #Matthew Murdock ~ Daredevil #Nick Fury #Kate Neville

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taurusbae222 · 2 years

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hi everyone, just a friendly reminder just incase if you forgot, YOUR 4D CREATES YOUR 3D so if you are stressed about if you don’t see your results, it’s just because they are forming into your reality right now. just persist and you will see results i promise.

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effervescentdragon · 1 month

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Can you do the Energy Alignment Chart that you did for F1 drivers, for football pundits and personalities??

(Just some suggestions, but please pick and swap as you wish!) GNev, Carra, Micah, Roy, Wrighty, Jill Scott, Jamie Redknapp, Gary Lineker, Alan Shearer, Graeme Souness, Thierry Henry, Dave Jones, Kate Abdo

ANYTHING FOR YOU! 💞

redknapp would go into dumb hoe category and lineker would go into sad category just bcs he played for spurs and everton, which is pretty sad imnsho, but i couldn't fit them in because this is pretty perfect tbh since carraville are together. jill has the biggest dick out of them all and kate is between big dick and big bitch bcs i am right 😹✌🏻

#this was so fun thank you for thisssssss <3 #im drinking coffee in the sun and doing rhis #lemme tag them all #gary neville #jamie carragher #roy keane #jill scott #kate abdo #thierry henry #ian wright #dave jones #i aint tagging those two dicks #micah richards #football shitpost #carraville together as always #akira answers asks #footie tag

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actuallyalright · 1 month

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The Best Fright of His Life

The minute the words came out of his mouth, Jamie Carragher knew he was in trouble.

“Not to Malik!”, had slipped out of his too big mouth too easily.

Thierry turned instantly to look at Kate. Kate looked shocked, and shot back instantly, “What?! Why would you say that?” And Micah, well, even Micah didn’t chuckle. In the video he saw of the clip later, Micah’s smile drops and he looks at the ground.

It was a nightmare honestly and all he could bring himself to do was laugh in the moment. Was he about to be suspended for the second time in his professional career? Or worse, fired? Surely, Kate knew him well enough to know he was kidding. He didn’t mean it.

Jamie sat outside in his car in the parking lot after the show, head in his hands. Kate hadn’t let him speak to her in the commercial breaks or after the show. Just walked out. Thierry said goodbye to him but looked as disappointed as if Arsenal had lost a game that was theirs to win. Only Micah had given him a quick hug but didn’t ask him to the pub after. So now he was alone in his car, his stomach queasy, heart pounding, and what was this rolling down his cheeks? Was he crying? Jesus, Carragher, get yourself together!

He shook his head violently, trying to shake off the emotion. It didn’t work, of course. He glanced at his phone. It was late and he had dozens of missed calls and texts. His comment must be all over social media and he didn’t want to hear what the world had to say. Or his mates. Or anyone really.

Anyone except Gary Neville.

He scrolled through the notifications looking for Gary’s name. The bastard must be peeing himself with delight at Carra’s impending crucifixion.

No, he was being unfair. Gary had stuck by him, hadn’t he after the spitting incident. He’d fought his case with Sky executives behind closed doors, and had in public said he hoped it wouldn’t stop them from working together again. Gary was a good lad. Annoying, all the time, but good at heart. In fact, if he was being honest, his feelings towards Gary had developed into something a lot like love.

Not that Gary cared about him in the same way. His thumb pushed up at the screen but there were no more notifications and not one from Gary. The tears on his cheeks sped up at this realisation. He blew his nose on the sleeve of his nice, grey cashmere sweater and started the car. Fuck Gary. Fuck everyone. He didn’t need any of them.

He drove home slowly, taking the longest route home. What was he going to do home alone anyway? At least he couldn’t check his Twitter while he was driving. That was probably for the best.

His stomach rumbled loudly but he decided he wasn’t going to stop for a bite. Tonight, he would go to sleep sad, afraid, lonely, and hungry. It’s what he deserved.

He pulled up to his driveway close to midnight. The streetlights were dim and he was grateful for the shadowy darkness as he made his way to his front door. No neighbours to see him in this sorry state, thank god. That was a problem for future Jamie.

God, what was wrong with him? This fucking self pity trip? His vision blurred again, eyes filling up with tears. Which is why it wasn’t until he was literally right at his doorstep that he got the best fright of his life.

Jamie screamed, and his scream woke up the man slumped with his head between his knees. He looked around befuddled for a few moments before he came to his senses.

“Carra! The fuck have you been?”, said an irritated Mancunian accent.

Jamie doesn’t say anything. He can’t.

A still bleary-eyed Gary Neville looks at him and he stands up, face-to-face with Carra.

“Mate, have you been crying?”

Still no reply. Gary grabs the keys from his hand, opens the door, and gently takes Carra’s hand. He pulls him indoors and Jamie finally finds his voice.

“Gary.”

Gary rolls his eyes. Honestly, it’s worse than he thought. It’s now his turn to be quiet. He wordlessly helps get Carra out of his coat, hangs up both their coats, and guides Jamie to his living room.

Jamie feels his hand at the small of his back and his stomach flickers with warmth. When Gary pushes him onto the sofa, the spell breaks and he laughs.

He laughs like a maniac. Hysterically.

Gary sits down next to him and puts an arm around his shoulders. He doesn’t tell him to stop laughing. In fact, his face suggests he might be finding something quite amusing too.

Slowly, Jamie loses steam, and his body deflates.

“Gary,” he says again. Gary turns to look at him. “What are you doing here?”

Gary just pulls him in closer into a tight hug. And oh, Carra feels his heart expand. He melts into Gary, head on his chest, and lets himself be held. Gary runs his fingers up and down Carra’s arm for ages. Just when Jamie thinks he might be in heaven, he feels Gary’s fingers threading his hair. And that’s when his brain stops thinking.

#carraville #gary neville #jamie carragher #kate abdo #thierry henry #micah richards

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harrietpotterandthedemigods · 2 years

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Loki: Thor told me if I want to do something good, I should follow his example

Loki: So I adopted this cute little team of heroes

Loki: They’re much more adorable than Thor’s adopted little team of heroes!

Kate: One of us literally killed her teacher when she was eleven…

Harri: Accidentally!!!

Harley: And another one of us cut a ferry in half

Peter: Also accidentally!

Draco: Then there’s the one walking around with a mace

MJ: That’s on purpose

Neville: Also we’re all covered in dust from monsters we just slaughtered

Loki: See? They’re adorably terrifying!

#hp fanfic #pjo fanfic #daughter of poseidon!harriet potter #son of athena!draco malfoy #female harry potter #harriet potter and the demigods #harriet potter #son of athena!peter parker #incorrect quotes #mcu #loki laufeyson #loki odinson #daughter of apollo!kate bishop #son of demeter!neville longbottom #son of hephaestus!harley keener #daughter of ares!michelle jones

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dinofromspac3 · 10 months

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Rules for Requests

Main Masterlist

I do not write smut, but I will write spice

please request through asks

be patient and be kind. I might take a while to get the fic out

leave as much or as little detail as you like, but fair warning if you leave so much detail that you’ve practically written it for me, I will be less likely to write it.

ask nicely, kind of goes along with be kind. I’m not taking orders, and if you act like it, I will ignore your request.

Thank you<3

Who I write for:

Fem/GN readers

Doctor Who:

Clara Oswald x Reader

Rose Tyler x Reader

Martha Jones x Reader

Donna Noble x Reader

Bill Potts x Reader (fem only)

The Doctor x Reader (platonic only because there’s not enough of these and there’s plenty of romantic fics out there)

The Master/Missy x Reader (platonic only)

If you think of any others just ask

Marvel:

Peter Parker x Reader

Kate Bishop x Reader

Yelena Belova x Reader (platonic only, ace queen)

Natasha Romanoff x Reader (platonic only)

Steve Rogers x Teen!Reader

Bucky Barnes x Teen!Reader

Pretty much everyone x Teen!Reader

Again, if there’s any not listed, just ask.

Wizarding World:

(I’m partial to Hufflepuff!Readers)

Mattheo Riddle x Reader

Neville Longbottom x Reader

Luna Lovegood x Reader

Newt Scamander x Reader

Again, just ask. I’ll add marauders when I’ve read all of All the Young Dudes fic on AO3

YouTubers:

Ethan Nestor x Reader

Markiplier x Reader (platonic only)

Jacksepticeye x Reader (platonic only)

Lord of the Rings/ The Hobbit:

Frodo Baggins x Reader

Samwise Gamgee x Reader

Merry Brandybuck x Reader (platonic only)

Pippin Took x Reader (platonic only)

Aragorn x Reader

Eowyn x Reader

Arwen x Reader

Legolas x Reader

Kili x Reader

Fili x Reader

Bilbo Baggins x Reader (platonic only)

Star Wars:

Padme Amidala x Reader

Anakin Skywalker x Reader (platonic only)

Obi Wan Kenobi x Reader

(Sorry I’ve only seen the prequels)

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remus-poopin · 1 year

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I finally made a Luna playlist! This was one of the harder hp characters to make a playlist for because it was hard to get her vibe exactly right, but I think I finally got it!

Track list:

1. Blue Jay Way - The Beatles

2. There Goes a Tenner - Kate Bush

3. Valerie - Broadcast

4. Wuthering Heights - Kate Bush

5. Hung up on a Dream - The Zombies

6. Dreams - The Cranberries

7. Trees and Flowers- Strawberry Switchblade

8. Dear Prudence - Siouxsie and the Banshees

9. Birthday - The Sugarcubes

10. Son of Mr. Green Genes - Frank Zappa

+ more!

Other playlists:

Bill Weasley, Nymphadora Tonks, James Potter, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Fred and George Weasley, Sirius Black, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape

#I had to enlist my friend to help because I was STRUGGLING #luna lovegood #Harry Potter #hp #hp community #hp fandom #harry potter fandom #harry potter playlist #Luna lovegood playlist #ginny weasley #linny #character playlist #Kate bush #Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix #order of the phoenix #Dumbledores army #neville longbottom #silver trio #Spotify

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boomkloppthesoundofmyheart · 2 years

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you know that carra chugging that heineken was in response to gary

#gary started it #but carra finished it #jamie carragher #gary neville #carraville #cbs sports #thierry henry #micah richards #kate abdo #lfc #liverpool fc #champions league 21/22 #my posts

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heliads · 2 years

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Hello! Congrats on 5K! Could I request a ship with Harry Potter and Marvel? (If just one then Harry Potter!)

I am a female Virgo, Hufflepuff, bi with a preference for men, my mbti is INTP. I am 5’3 with brown hair, blue eyes and glasses and curves. I have huge insecurities as well. I am an introvert and a bit shy at first but once I know the person, I can’t stop myself. I am a good listen and people came to me for advice. I am also really smart and hard working m I am also a bit childish and like to prank and scare people! I LOVE reading and video games! I also love swimming and fencing! I hope that is enough :) Thank you lovely!!!♥️♥️♥️

please have as many ships as you want! also WAIT you do fencing?? i do fencing!! it's so fun!! please talk to me about fencing

I ship you with Neville Longbottom!

You and Neville meet in a library one sunny afternoon, two hands reaching for one book. What started as a coincidence ended up with the two of you talking for longer than anticipated. After that, study dates are as commonplace as sharing good books, and both of you are quite content to sit together in common rooms (you have a penchant for sneaking into the Gryffindor place, and Neville likes to visit Hufflepuff) and just enjoy each other's company. It is quite sweet and quite perfect indeed.

I ship you with Kate Bishop!

You met Kate at fencing practice late one night. Your club was doing a mock tournament, and she ended up in your pool. The two of you were quick to compete over indicators and bouts won. The differences between your touches scored and touches received were so close that you'd likely have gotten into intense staring contests if not outright arguments were it not for the fact that you find Kate really funny and she thinks that you're someone she wants to see a lot more often. She'll always be your favorite partner for drills, and even if you're both always fast with a parry riposte, loving Kate is slow, steady, and everything you've ever wanted.

I hope you enjoy, thanks for taking part in my celebration!

#5k celebration #harry potter #neville longbottom #marvel #kate bishop

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justdealingwithsomeissues · 3 months

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Nick has really been dropping the ball lately, and it is putting a huge strain on his mental well-being... and by extension his relationship with Kate... also I see Kate's midnight attire is "camisole, night jacket, matching panties, and high heels"... its a look... dunno how comfortable the heels would be to sleep in though.

#Marvel #Nick Fury Agent of Shield #Nick Fury #Kate Neville

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gorgeouslypink · 1 year

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hi gorgeous!!! idk if u rmbr me but I told u that I was going to delete tumblr and only comeback with a success story and I have not just one but two!!

the first time I entered was through a meditation, I just used this subliminal https://youtu.be/b66f_Ca0jBQ and I meditated and I entered within 30 minutes or so? it was soooo calm and quiet and i only affirmed that I had my desired face and that I always wake up in the void state completely aware every night. i woke up and had my desired face and just marveled over my face and cried because it took so long but i finally got it. i also wrote down everything that I wanted onto a list like money, desired body, social life, and stuff like that and then I went to sleep and woke up in the void state and I manifested everything to come true and now I'm living my dream life.

for my advice to everyone, first of all, read gorgeouslypinks doubt post. Like rlly read it and understand what she's trying to say and make sure that you read the proof section until you really believe the void is real. Then I suggest reading these two posts by Edward art supply hands: https://www.reddit.com/r/EdwardArtSupplyHands/comments/l28q2o/no_one_or_nothing_to_change_but_self/

And

https://www.reddit.com/r/EdwardArtSupplyHands/comments/l3g0iz/let_go_of_control_and_control_self/

Now before you're like "ugh, Edward art" and don't even read it, I still don't even know what states are but these 2 posts just rlly explain manifesting and how to know that you desire is coming even when the 3d doesn't reflect it.

Have u guys ever read those edwardart bloggers who are like "you shouldn't care if it shows up in the 3d" and you're like but that's the entire purpose?? Well I was too but after reading those 2 posts I understood that they just used his words out of context. Just read those 2 posts, trust me it will make manifestation click for u and help u stay motivated until you enter the void and if u follow it correctly u will enter the void quickly (I entered 5 days after reading and implementing what he talks about).

Basically I would just do the Mary kate meditation that gorgeosulypink recommended in the morning and just know that the void is easy for me and I enter instantly and easily. Then I would go about my day and just like if any inconvenience happened I would just be like it's okay I'll enter the void and fix this and if I ever thought abt the void I would just tell myself I always enter the void instantly and easily, like I feel like it doesn't sound special reading it but once u read those two posts and understand you'll see what I mean. I was basically like Neville when he was in the army just keep telling yourself that u enter the void easily even if the 3d doesn't reflect that.

Then everyday I would meditate for the void. I did 4 guided meditations but they didn't rlly work for me so I switched to just void subliminals and then I entered! I basically just let myself calm down and relax, focus on just my breathing and breathing slowly and once my head cleared up then I rolled my eyes to look at the center of my forehead and imagined like a black hole surrounding me and just started affirming I am in the void and I entered.

Thank u gorgeous and everyone just follow what I did and I promise it will work for you.

Hi love! Sorry for the late response and omgosh I'm so proud of you and you deserve everything! 💗

#void success #void state

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companion-showdown · 1 day

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Family Feud Nominations, Who is the Best Doctor Who Family

If I've missed a character out of one of the families let me know (within reason, I imagine all these families are massive in the EU, so prioritise tv or significant characters)

Currently, the only rule is no families may inculde anyone who is even ambiguously The Doctor, it'll get super complicated super fast imo

Any characters, eg River, who can link up multiple different families to create a single massive family unit will be treated on a case by case basis. If it is possible to pick one of the smaller family units that they are a part of to include them in while not including them in any of the others (in a way everyone will agree at least makes sense) they will be included in that family only, otherwise they will not be included

Please bare in mind when you are nominating that I am hoping to keep the number of nominations under 64 to run this as a mini-tournament. This is not a hard rule so if nominations do exceed 64 its not a big deal, just something I'd like everyone to bare in mind

Nominees

Foreman-Campbell (Susan, David, Alex)

Chesterton-Wright (Ian, Barbara, implied to be married after they leave)

McCrimmon (Jamie, Heather, V.M.McCrimmon, various others)

Waterfield (Victoria, Edward (father))

Lethbridge-Stewart (Kate, The Brigadier, Doris (Brig's wife in Battlefield), Archibald Hamish (TUAT), Gordon (Kate's son in Downtime))

Grant/Jones (Jo, Cliff, Santiago (Jo's grandson in Death of the Doctor))

Smith (Sarah-Jane, Lavinia (aunt), Brendan Richards, Luke, Sky, Mr Smith, K9 (they are her family and I will not be hearing otherwise), Barbara, Eddie (parents in Temptation of Sarah-Jane Smith))

Leela, Andred, Veega, Rayo

Adric and Varsh (brothers)

Nyssa, Tremas, and Kassia (daughter, father, step-mother)

Jovanka (Tegan, Vanessa (aunt in Logopolis), Colin (cousin in Arc of Infinity))

Turlough (Vislor, Malkon (brother in Planet of Fire))

McShane (Ace, Audrey (mother), Kathleen (grandmother), Liam (brother))

Tyler (Rose, Jackie, Pete, Tony (baby mentioned in Journey's End), no I will not be adding the metacrisis to this list)

Another Smith (Mickey, Rita (grandmother))

Slitheen

Harkness (Jack, Grey, parents, Alice Carter (daughter), Steven Carter(grandson))

Isolas (Fear Her)

Jones (Martha, Francine, Clive, Tish, Leo, Leo has a baby as well, Adeola Oshodi)

The Family of Blood

Mott-Noble-Temple (Donna, Sylvia, Wilf, Shaun, Rose)

The Adipose

Pond-Williams (Amy, Rory, River, Brian, Anthony, Amy's aunt and parents)

Owens: (Craig, Sophie, Stormageddon Dark Lord of All)

Gillyflower (Mrs Gillyflower, Ada)

Paternoster (Jenny, Vastra)

Oswald (Clara, Ellie, Dave (parents), grandmother, and I'm going to say Danny makes the cut, Orson)

Potts (Bill, Mother, Moira (foster mother))

O'Brien-Sinclair (Graham, Ryan, Grace, Aaron (Ryan's father))

Khan (Yaz, Najia (mother), Hakim (father), Sonya (sister), Umbreen (grandmother))

Lewis (Dan, Eileen (mother), Neville (father))

Swarm and Azure

Sunday (Ruby, Carla, Cherry, many many foster siblings)

The TARDIS and Lolita

Little House of Cwej

The House of Lungbarrow (Grandfater Paradox, Qenceus, Inocet, various cousins, Irving Braxiatel, Maggie Matsumoto, Ulysses, Penelope GAte, Anna Joyce)

The House of Dvora (Morbius, The War King, Thessalia, Romana, various others)

Langer (Clyde, Carla (mother), Paul (father))

Jackson (Maria, Alan, Chrissie)

Chandra (Rani, Haresh, Gita)

The Wu Diaspora (Cindy Wu and her clones)

Munmeth and Mutmunna (Medicine Man)

Ada and Alice Obiefune

Who (Susan, Barbara, Louise)

Jones-Davies (Ianto, Rhiannon, Johnny, David, Mica)

Summerfield (Bernice, Issac, Claire, Jason Kane, Peter, Wolsey, Keith, Rebecca)

Miller (Lucie, Pat (aunt))

Schofield (Hex, Cassie, Hilda)

House of Witforge (Narvin, Lenaris, Helico, Narvin's father, Rexin)

Faction Paradox

Pollard (Charley, Louisa, Richard, Margaret, Cecelia, Edward Grove, The Sound Creature)

Mesh Cos, Lon Shel, Julian White Mammoth Tusk

Cooper-Williams (Gwen, Rhys, Anwen, Geraint, Mary (Gwen's parents))

Nominations will be open until Friday (03/05), I will try and give a more specific time then

#family feud: nominations

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player1064 · 26 days

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Love your drabbles! I cannot stop reading and sharing them. I have another prompt if you are still taking them! It would be interesting to see Gaz defend his Jamie when he is invited as a special guest to that CBS show Jamie is on. Would love to see protective Gary against Kate Abdo with Big Meeks laughing in the background and Titi being torn between helping Kate or (rightfully) knowing when a battle is lost. Maybe a dib at Kate how being a host is easy money compared to being actual pundits & analysts

kinda obsessed w this prompt being sent like a day before Jamie ran his big mouth on live tv and got in trouble for it (though tbh he's ALWAYS running his big mouth and what he said abt kate not being loyal wasn't even up there with worst mistakes imo it's just the one that happened to go viral). but also YES I am obseeeeessed with the UCL Today gang's dynamic the banter.... the thinly veiled dislike between Jamie and Kate.... chefs kiss

Also, this ficlet can be considered part of the wife-gary saga and having said that I'm wondering if I should have that as a tag so the other prompt fills in that universe are easier to find......

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“Joining us in the studio today is one of the most decorated British footballers of all time, with over a hundred appearances in the Champions’ league and two titles to show for it, it’s Gary Neville. Gary, welcome to the show.”

Gary, who’d been grimacing awkwardly through Kate’s introduction, shakes his head around a bit and then gives her a smile. “Glad to be here, I –”

“—hold on, hold on,” Jamie interrupts, “can we go back to the ‘two titles’ thing for a second?”

“Yes, James, I have two Champions’ league medals,” Gary says, turning to look at Jamie with one unimpressed eyebrow raised. “As many as everyone else in this studio combined, I believe. What’s not clickin’, can you not count that high?”

To Jamie’s left, Micah doubles over with laughter, but Jamie just shakes his head, reaching a hand out to Gary’s chest, pushing him back in his seat. “No, no, Gary, why don’t you tell our audience how many games you played to earn that second medal, eh?”

Before Gary has a chance to defend himself, Kate primly says “about thirty more across his career than you did, Jamie,” which sets the whole table off laughing again while Jamie sits glaring in the middle of it all.

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Jamie, as the lone Scouser in the cast and the only one not to have won a Premier league (besides Kate, obviously, but she doesn’t count), often feels ganged up on at CBS. And to have Gary on as a guest, even though he’d agreed to the idea (and quite enthusiastically, though don’t tell Gary that), feels like an extra kick in the shin.

Because not only is Gary, Mister Manchester United, getting obvious favouritism from lifelong United supporter Kate, he has the more crucial advantage that nobody in America knows who he is.

This means that Gary on CBS is not ‘below-average defender who only achieved what he did through obsessive hard work and sucking up to Fergie’, no, Gary on CBS is ‘best full-back of his generation, Manchester United and England legend, one of the top 10 most decorated British footballers of all time, and David fucking Beckham’s best mate.’

When you look at it like that, it’s a lot harder to find something to tease him about.

Jamie still manages, of course, he’s spent the past decade making a career out of insulting Gary Neville and he’s damn good at it. Over the course of the show he’s able to get in a few digs about his nose, his hair, his weight, his dress sense. But that’s all appearance stuff, which is easy – one look at Gary and the jokes basically write themselves.

What that says about Jamie, the idiot who went and married him, he’s not sure.

Everyone around the table is joking about Istanbul, which is easy enough to do if you weren’t there, which none of them were, and it’s enough to get Jamie’s blood boiling. He’s getting ready to launch into a rant about how it was one of the greatest games in footballing history when Kate cracks a line about how Jamie’s successes were all dumb luck, and Gary’s face scrunches up in displeasure.

“Oh, I’m – I’m not sure that’s fair, really,” he says quietly, glancing back at Jamie as he does. “Don’t get me wrong, that Liverpool team were nowhere near Champions’ league winner quality, I’m sure James would agree w’me on that –” Jamie, very reluctantly, nods. “—I mean, they finished fifth in the league that season, got knocked out of the FA cup their first game. There’s always a bit of luck to be fair, gettin’ to a Champions’ league final, but credit where it’s due – they were a scrappy little team, and that win was well deserved.”

On Gary’s right, Thierry nods in agreement, which is quite possibly the highest praise Jamie’s ever received from the man, and even Kate gives Jamie an awkward little smile once Gary’s done talking.

Under the desk, Jamie drops a hand to Gary’s knee and gives it an appreciative little squeeze.

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As soon as the cameras are all off Jamie wastes no time in grabbing Gary by the wrist to pull him onto his lap, where he sort of half-perches half-hovers because he’s nervous about putting all his weight on Jamie’s knees (even though Jamie keeps telling him it’s fine).

Gary makes no complaints at being manhandled, just smiles fondly down at Jamie and pinches his cheek. “Look at you, you vain fuck. What I said were barely complimentary and it’s still got you all over me.”

Jamie ignores this (because they both know it’s true) and surges forward to kiss Gary instead, paying no mind to the others still in the vicinity of the desk while they get their earpieces and microphones unhooked. He hears a groan from Micah, and an exasperated sigh from Titi, but they can both go fuck themselves because Jamie’s horrible bastard of a husband willingly said something nice about Liverpool on live television, and if that’s not cause for celebration then he doesn’t know what is.

When Gary breaks the kiss with a pleased little hmph and gets up to wander over to the snack table, Jamie is left to face his colleagues, all three of them looking at him with faces twisted in an attempt to suppress their laughter.

“Man like Jamie,” Micah says gleefully, clapping his hands together. “I knew you was bringin’ the missus on for a reason, this is like foreplay for the two a’yous, innit?” As soon as he finishes the sentence, he shudders at his own words, then adds “oh, ew, that’s like thinking about your parents, don’t want to know any more.”

“I think you’re onto something there, Meeks,” Kate laughs, “and here I was thinking he’d brought him on to show off his trophy wife.”

Jamie wants to protest that he did not bring Gary onto the show, he’s not the one who made the suggestion and it’s definitely not showing off or foreplay or whatever else his colleagues can come up with, but then Kate’s nudging him in the side with a smirk and saying “Trophy wife, Jamie, get it? Because he has a lot more trophies than –”

Jamie stomps off to go find his stupid annoying and very very successful trophy wife before Kate is able to finish the thought and prompt him to say something he might regret.

#the trophy wife line came to me halfway through writing this and then tbh the rest of the fic became centred around #being able to get that in. bc its SO funny to me. even though it's dumb #also idk if an american audience would know who gary is or not. so i was assuming they wouldn't #carraville #drabbles #wife gary saga #<- making this a tag now. will go back and add it to the others at some point #OH also jamie getting handsy over gary being nice to him is 100% from the bit in sara's fic where they're talking about love languages #just btw

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1donoow · 10 months

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[Fanfics that I've read for the past years]

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♡ - smut

Most of them are fluff

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Latest update: 07/01/23

Edited: 01/10/24

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PT.1 (edited)

richard alonzo muñoz

Alma peregrine • Enoch O'Connor

the madrigals • camilo madrigal

klaus baudelaire • violet baudelaire

weasley twins • neville longbottom • luna lovegood

Edmund pevensie

santiago garcia

Pt.2 (edited)

newt scamander • wolfstar • remus lupin • regulus black • james potter

vance hopper

sherlock holmes

glenn rhee

peter pan • felix

newt • gally

duke leto atreides

jack frost • bunnymund

tadashi hamada • hiro hamada

Pt.3 on going (edited)

camilo madrigal

vance hopper

ralph

eleventh doctor • twelve doctor

dan torrance

miguel diaz • eli "hawk" moskowitz

wayne mccullough

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SLASHER

on going (edited)

Sam(Trick r' treat)

micheal myers

polite leader

ghostface

jennifer check

art the clown

leatherface

brahms heelshire

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STRANGER THINGS

PT.1 (edited)

peter ballard • robin buckley • dustin henderson • steve harrington • eddie munson

PT.2 (edited)

robin buckley • dustin henderson • alexei smirnoff • steve harrington • billy hargrove • eddie munson

PT.3 (edited)

steve harrington • eddie munson

PT.4 (edited)

peter ballard • chrissy cunningham • max mayfield • billy hargrove • gareth emerson • steve harrington • eddie munson

PT.5 (edited)

chrissy cunningham • gareth emerson • eddie munson

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CONTENT CREATOR

PT.1 (edited)

Ranboo • technoblade • tommyinnit • quackity • dreamxd • wilbur soot • sapnap • jschaltt

Pt.2 (edited)

Corpse husband • Tommyinnit • technoblade

Pt.3 on going (edited)

Technoblade • wilbur soot • quackity • ranboo

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MCU

PT.1 (edited)

peter(pietro) maximoff • erik lehnsherr • warren worthington • alex summers • scott summers • kurt wagner • jean grey

druig • loki laufeyson • bucky barnes • peter parker

PT.2

Moon knight • kate bishop • stephen strange • Peter parker • Miles morales

alex summers • Warren Worthington •Sean cassidy • peter(pietro) maximoff

PT 3

Peter(pietro) maximoff • miles morales • moon knight • khonshu • stephen strange • wade wilson • eddie brock (venom) • kate bishop

PT.4

Wanda maximoff • Warren Worthington • Moon knight

PT.5

stephen strange • Loki laufeyson • wade wilson • peter parker • moon knight

Pt.6

kurt wagner • warren worthington • peter(pietro) maximoff

pavitr prabhakar • miles morales • peter parker • eddie 'venom' brock • tony stark • druig • kate bishop • moon knight • frank castle

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STAR WARS

PT.1

obi wan kenobi • poe dameron • din djarin

PT.2

Anakin Skywalker • obi wan kenobi • poe dameron • din djarin

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BRIDGERTON

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THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY

on going

ben hargreeves • five hargreeves

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VIDEO GAME

Pt.1

montgomery gator • sunnydrop/moondrop

poppy playtime

ellie williams • joel miller

task force 141 • alejandro vargas • simon 'ghost' riley

Pt.2

joel miller

simon riley • könig

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DC

PT.1

batmom • batfam • batsis • Bruce wayne • Tim drake • Dick Grayson • Jason todd • Damian wayne

Garfield logan • Rachel roth

Pt.2

batmom • batfam • batsis • bruce wayne • garfield logan • Jason todd • alfred pennyworth

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DC VILLAINS

on going

jervis tetch • the valeska twins • roman sionis

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WEDNESDAY ADDAMS

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SOCIAL MEDIA

On going

Pedro pascal • timothee chalamet • harry style

marc spector • peter parker • bruce wayne • damian wayne

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CELEBRITY

Pt.1

stray kids

timothee chalamet • ryan reynolds • bella ramsey • oscar issac • pedro pascal • justin h. min • joseph quinn • harry styles • tom holland

Pt.2 on going

Chris evans • Sebastian Stan • Paul raud

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harrietpotterandthedemigods · 8 months

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The prophecy of book 2

There once was a rat named Peter

Who stole a fleece for an evil cheater

He ran away to Albania

And found a haunted area

Frozen arrow got fleece from death eater

#hp fanfic #pjo fanfic #daughter of poseidon!harriet potter #female harry potter #harriet potter and the demigods #harriet potter #harry potter #son of athena!peter parker #marvel mcu #son of hades!severus snape #son of athena!sherlock holmes #son of demeter!neville longbottom #son of athena!draco malfoy #son of hephaestus!harley keener #son of hermes!sirius black #daughter of ares!michelle jones #daughter of apollo!kate bishop #daughter of iris!luna lovegood #daughter of amphitrite!astoria greengrass

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cannibalizedyke · 1 year

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❤︎︎ character list ❤︎︎

key: bolded - characters i enjoy writing for | italics - characters i’ve written for before

❥ 10 things i hate about you

cameron james, kat stratford, bianca stratford, patrick verona, michael eckman, mandella

❥ marvel

natasha romanoff, bucky barnes, steve rogers, carol danvers, stephen strange, sam wilson, gamora, gwen stacy, tony stark, kate bishop, loki laufeyson, may parker, peter parker (tasm & mcu), peter quill, pietro maximoff, wanda maximoff, thor odinson, yelena belova

❥ pirates of the caribbean

jack sparrow, will turner, elizabeth swann

❥ grishaverse

alina starkov, the darkling / aleksander morozova, malyen oretsev, genya safin, david kostyk, zoya nazyalensky, nikolai lantsov, kaz brekker, inej ghafa, jesper fahey, nina zenik, matthias helvar, wylan van eck

❥ the school for good and evil

agatha of woods beyond, sophie of woods beyond, tedros of camelot, hort of bloodbrook, hester of ravenswood, anadil of bloodbrook, dot of nottingham, rafal

note: sophie x hort x reader is a fav

❥ the hunger games

katniss everdeen, peeta mellark, gale hawthorne, haymitch abernathy, finnick odair, johanna mason

❥ harry potter

harry potter, ron weasley, hermione granger, ginny weasley, fred weasley, george weasley, draco malfoy, neville longbottom, luna lovegood, cedric diggory, oliver wood, theodore nott, daphne greengrass, blaise zabini, tom riddle, james potter, sirius black, remus lupin, lily evans, regulus black, mary macdonald, dorcas meadowes, marlene mckinnon

❥ miss peregrine’s home for peculiar children

jacob portman, emma bloom, enoch o’connor (MOVIE ONLY), olive abroholos elephanta (MOVIE ONLY), millard nullings (BOOK ONLY), hugh apiston (BOOK ONLY), fiona frauenfeld (BOOK ONLY), bronwyn bruntley (BOOK ONLY)

note: i will write for book- or movieverse jacob & emma. please specify which you would like when requesting or i will default to bookverse.

❥ shatter me

juliette ferrars, aaron warner, kenji kishimoto, nazeera ibrahim

❥ the folk of the air

jude duarte, cardan greenbriar

❥ percy jackson

percy jackson, annabeth chase, grover underwood, thalia grace, jason grace, piper mclean, leo valdez, frank zhang, reyna avila ramirez arellano

❥ avatar: the last airbender

katara, sokka, zuko, azula, mai, ty lee

❥ a series of unfortunate events

violet baudelaire, klaus baudelaire, duncan quagmire, isadora quagmire, quigley quagmire

❥ newsies

jack kelly, davey jacobs, katherine pulitzer, crutchie morris, spot conlon

❥ frankenstein

victor frankenstein, the monster, elizabeth lavenza, henry clerval

❥ little women

jo march, meg march, beth march, amy march, theodore laurence

❥ star wars

anakin skywalker, obi-wan kenobi, padme amidala, luke skywalker, leia organa, han solo, rey, finn, kylo ren, poe dameron

❥ my babysitter’s a vampire

ethan morgan, benny weir, sarah fox, rory keaner, erica jones

❥ yellowjackets

shauna shipman, lottie matthews, misty quigley, taissa turner, van palmer, natalie scatorccio, jackie taylor, laura lee, mari, akilah, jeff sadecki

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