"Hyper constantly asks me to prepare either ramen or rice bowls whenever he comes over. He tends to have it shockingly simple as well. Something something: 'It just tastes better.' I feel like there's a deeper meaning behind it though- something ingrained into his belief and behavior since he spawned. It could be because of his lifestyle in BlackRock for all I know."
"Either way I appreciate him liking my albeit mediocre cooking skills enough to consistently ask for a dish."
"It's 10x better then whatever BlackRock has going on, I'll just tell you that."
Beautiful and deadly, a nearly 400 year-old sword of a high-ranking samurai with its dragon-entwined engraving symbolizes the authority and grandeur of the warrior class. [X]
As a Brazilian person, I feel it is my duty to occasionally bring to you wack news coming from my country. Lucky for me, about 2-3 weeks ago on August 13th, a man in Belo Horizonte stopped a robbery at his building by charging at the thieves with a katana. He has been dubbed “the samurai of Belo Horizonte”.
Here’s some real videos of the incident:
Here’s part of a news report on the incident from CNN Brazil. I did my best to translate it to English:
A man used a katana, a traditional sword used by samurais in Japan, to chase down a group of suspects who were attempting to steal bicycles from a garage in a condominium in Belo Horizonte, Minas Gerais (a state in Brazil).
Alisson D’jean, who became known as the “Samurai of BH” [Belo Horizonte] went viral when the images won over social networks on Friday the 25th. The robbery attempt, however, occurred on August 13th.
In an interview exclusive to CNN, Alisson says it was his mother who first noticed the robbery, after hearing noises of someone breaking into the garage doors.
The “samurai,” who is a physiotherapist, reported the experience on his Instagram stories, and said he decided to act on his own accord after the military police, according to him, did nothing after three previous break-ins to the condominium [by the same suspects].
After checking the security cameras, the [fourth] invasion was confirmed. The samurai put on some clothes, grabbed the katana, and ran to the elevator, where he met up with the building manager [who was checking the security camera footage on his phone].
“I grabbed this samurai sword, a handmade katana, a weapon of war, really, because I didn’t know what I was walking into, I didn’t know how many [invaders], I didn’t know what kind of weapons they had,” reports the physiotherapist, who says he began using this type of sword almost 30 years ago.
According to Alisson, the decision was taken with the sole intention of protecting himself, his family, and the other building residents. “At no point was I concerned with the bicyles. I don’t even own a bicycle,” he says.
In the images, it’s possible to see Alisson and the building manager in the elevator. After getting out [of the elevator], the “samurai” begins running after the suspects, who, scared, ditch the bicycles and flee. No one was injured. In the days following this incident, no other break-in attempts were reported.
Have you guys ever done anything embarrassing while drunk? And how drunk do you guys typically get when out together?
"When we go out to the bar it's usually me being the chaperone and guide. I take a few drinks of course, but in order for me to get loopy enough to have any embarrassing moments it would take at least a large bottle of liquor."
"I'm usually the one to get shitfaced I'll admit. There's only a few moments that I remember when I'm that out of it which... I hold to myself."
"I think there was that one time where you asked another guest at the bar to pay your taxes for you though."
"We... don't talk about that."
"Surprisingly the man actually did it. Sympathetic I bet."
"I don't need anyone's sympathy."
OOC: Oh you already know I have an idea of what Hyper wants to keep to himself. There's also a reason how Katana knows how much it'll take to get him drunk.